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"There's the problem!"
"Focus, M."

Watch it just be another lame spinoff like the racing or party game... "MySims Casino" or "MySims ICU Nurse Intern"

Bruh I just started I can't "review" it yet
However, Cloud DOES scooch into a tight space within the first five minutes so it's DEFINITELY triple-A

Okay, so where is Lyric? You're telling me Lyric "rose" in Sonic Boom and then fell off the face of the planet? Bro didn't rise, bro fell off.

I just finished Alien: Rogue Incursion, the first big-girl game I played on PSVR2, and I finally beat Arizona Sunshine which was a fun li'l arcadey romp in comparison. Next up, I think I'm going to do either REVillage or Madison VR. Kinda scared to try either one. Gonna need fresh britches on standby

I already own FFVII (PS1) on the PS Store but my save file is stuck on PS4. I think this will be good for me to start over, since I had only just left Midgar.

Another unc-slop game is being remade? (It's me. I'm unc and I am very excited)

Ah yes, because everyone knows Mario is known for being the fastest one around.

I'm glad gyro is included as a baseline. I replayed RE7 (easy mode) in VR recently which is like the simplest gyro in the world, and that stupid chainsaw battle still gets me every time... I guess playing games your whole life doesn't make you a pro gamer ahah

I suppose The Stanley Parable is actually The Stanley Parable 2 as well. Might as well get on that marketing, fellas.

Man this is the longest chapter I've ever read...

@The_Nintendo_Expat "You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee!"

I think I will at some point. I'd like to have some more Joycon 2 for motion-heavy games and these colors are uber cute

"So, were their plans to make this happen, and if so, who could have got in the way?"
"So, were ***there*** plans to make this happen, and if so, who could have got in the way?"

I played Despote in one sitting yesterday, incredible short game that reminded me more than a bit of Cosmic Top Secret.
Now I'm loading up my PS5 as my lovely partner bought me a PSVR2 for the holidays, and while we wait for it to come in, I'm playing Metro: Last Light and Yakuza Kiwami 2.

I am still wanting to pick up the Switch version of Witcher 3 so I can replay it portably (and finally finish the DLCs), but my god I would kill to see it come to Switch 2

Let'ssss gooooo! I'm glad pastels are getting the love this early because they waited 7 years to give us pastel pink joycon 1.

@UpsideDownRowlet You're right! It's Ronald Reagan! He is auditioning for a Nazi propaganda film and is shot by the Fuhrer for being Arizonan.

I loved the other Wolfenstein games!! The reboot came out a while before DOOM 2016 and that was the first time I remember thinking Boomer Shooters were making a comeback. It combined the things I loved about old school (fast movement, picking up lots of armor/health/unique weapons, one-liner-spoutin' protagonist) with the best things about current shooters (linear ongoing world without level breaks, lots of detail, cinematic cutscenes, crouch-cover, stealth options) I am so excited to play Indiana Jones and I'll gladly support anything this team puts their name behind.

These poor guys just can't make a new game to save their lives, can they? Ah who am I kidding I'll buy Fallout 3 again

This makes sense. Resident Evil 7 hinted at a world outside; there was a cop just doing his job in the first few hours so I'm excited to see the world of Resident Evil a little differently in this game

A new Earthbound-Inspired game is releasing on Switch... In other words, it's Monday.

I noticed it hardddd and it stressed me outtt lol. As a kid I was always fidgeting with gameboy carts and I would kinda hold them and roll them in my hand, study the art and the build of the carts; even though we were in the PS2 generation when I was at that age, I feel like I know the GB era as if I lived through it... I just got my GB and SNES games from the pawn shop instead of the big box store.

I didn't realize Bloober was working on Smash Bros. Brawl mods. Good for them! /j

Sure, what's the harm in letting one more company know that I have weird taste in games. Collect my data, capitalist papi.

Nintendo: Congratulations! Except... we already trademarked whimsical Japanese fantasy worlds... checks watch 15 hours ago. Please understand.

Thanks, this was genuinely one of the best and most thought-provoking articles on this website of the last year. It'll forever change how I look at my wishlist and I hope you are proud of it, Omar.

Stop! Stop! They're already dead!

@topher6490 That's so so valid. I was pleasantly surprised to see your comment end in a subversive way. I think of all the times people said "come on maybe you didn't like Dark Souls but Bloodborne is gonna be different" or "You don't like metroidvanias but Hollow Knight is gonna be different" only to boot em up and feel exactly the way I knew I'd feel at the boot. We don't have time nor the funds in life to play everything that's "must play." Go you.

This, I believe, is a more balanced take on AI... Nobody gets their artwork stolen, no artists are out of jobs, there may be less stress and crunch imposed on the people who make the games we love, and hey, I may be getting greedy, but if it means we can feasibly get another 3 Professor Layton games this generation, like on DS and 3DS, it will make me one very happy cookie.

Thanks to Jacob Geller's most recent "backlog" video, I may now be playing "VA-11 HALL-A" around this time of year every christmas or every other christmas. It takes place from december 12-Jan 1st so it could be fun to revisit sometimes. It's the perfect chill atmosphere

Layers of Fear Remake was one of the first games I played on PS5 and it looked awesome, but I'd already played the original and the VR version of the painter's story, so it felt very much like "why am I replaying this?" I think if y'all want to experience this haunted house simulator in its best environment, play it in VR as the idea of jumpscares happening directly to YOU is a decent replacement for a sense of danger to the protagonist. There are some points I was cowering in fear or walking slowly to avoid falling from a large height. Instead of hp damage, you are threatened with psychological damage.
(In before someone comes here to say this game "is not my cup of tea" 😉)

It looks good but my god am I so entirely burnt out of wacky earthbound-likes

I'd be down to finally play the other two. I bought the second one on PS4 and never got around to it. Perhaps having it on handheld would convince me.

Oh my goodness, I saw this at The Game Awards. I'm not big into soc- ahem I'm not big into footie but I am HUGE into short games with heart and lovely art styles. Definitely giving it a shot

Hey, it's the game with the guy from Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2 in his standout voice role.

I want to play Mindseye so baddd it looked so funny

I love these free upgrades. I hope they keep on coming. Next up, FNAF Security Breach? And Secret of the Mimic while we're at it? Please?

@mlt @SpecialT I believe a "Dad game" is a game about an adult man taking care of a young kid throughout the course of a game. Dad of War, Heavy Rain, The Dad of Us, Bioshock Infinite, The Walking Dad. All games about older guy dad-ing a young person.

A $60 AAA game? In this world? That's a deal.

My partner is going to love this. I bought Resident Evil 4 for them and now their Tiktok is littered with Leon thirst traps 🫠
Highkey I get it. We both screamed when we saw him in the trailer

That can't be true, Caddicarus called it the greatest game of all time! And if you didn't know, the Switch 2 has a new mouse mode feature!

Please be good so we can see RE-style remakes of the other games. I just can't play the old ones and I've tried but I want to cross this series off my bucket list

"Excellent navel combat" mmm, those belly buttons are going DOWN this time.

My favorite instruction manual in recent times belongs to Ittle Dew 2, and it even serves a gameplay purpose as you need hints hidden throughout the manual to help you get the true ending. Kinda reminds me of Metal Gear Solid.

Year Walk finally returns after being stranded on WiiU and PC!! And Device 6 is a game I haven't been able to play as a Samsung user.

I ADORED Blood as a kid! The interactivity was the best I'd seen in any DOOM clone back when I was playing a lot of abandonware. The areas all LOOKED like something, which I loved and still love better than DOOM. I'm also intrigued by Carmageddon and that retro bug FPS, but I'll be flocking to Blood as soon as possible.

Also, I'm not sure I trust Netflix to run HBO Max tbh

Cool, I'm living paycheck to paycheck but a corporation can blow 80 billion dollars on Warner Brothers. Dog bless

Awww that looks so pretty. Can't wait for Twitter to get mad that they didn't have a crucifix or nativity scene anywhere lmao