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Re: iFixit Performs A Full Teardown Of Nintendo's "P**s-Poor" Pro Controller

SpaceboyScreams

My main complaints now are that I have to constantly tilt my controller all the way down to recalibrate the gyro which didn't seem to be as big as issue on my Pro1, and I find my characters facing the opposite direction after a dash in Smash Bros than I ever did on the last controller so I'm having to learn to release with less of a flick which is very annoying and causing a lot of mistakes. Otherwise it's pretty comfy and I like that the sticks are quieter.

Re: 18 Months And $200,000 Later, Modder Gives Switch Lite OLED And HDMI-Out - And A Switch 2 OLED Mod Is Next

SpaceboyScreams

@PessitheMystic @Duffman92 @JJtheTexan Everyone blabbing about the costs of development, can you answer a few things for me?
1. How much of it was crowdfunded?
2. How much will each unit sell for?
3. How many units will he sell?
4. Have you ever started a business?
5. Do you think $200k is a lot if he only has to sell 2000 units at $100 (hypothetical figures) to break even with a potential market of 25 million customers? That's 0.008% of the people that bought the Lite just to get his money back (again, hypothetically. feel free do your own math if you know what he's selling these for but it hardly matters if you double or quadruple these figures, you still look ridiculous for calling it a waste). You don't think that's realistic?

Re: Feature: Nintendo Life eShop Selects (June 2025)

SpaceboyScreams

I'm really excited to try Fantasy Life but it will only happen after they remove the time limits from multiplayer. My girlfriend and I played the entire 3DS game together recently and there's no way we're jumping into any sort of gimped experience for the sequel.

Re: Donkey Kong Bananza Gets An Eight-Minute Overview Trailer

SpaceboyScreams

They really butchered my interest by adding Pauline. I was watching what should have been a great moment of the game but she was making obnoxious happy noises at EVERY little action DK performed, I had to mute my phone but guess what was playing: Stickerbush Symphony. Mindlessly smashing rocks for hours isn't my idea of a good time to boot.

Re: Nintendo Survey Asks Switch 2 Users About Their Experience So Far

SpaceboyScreams

I wish they hadn't lied about the screen being HDR. It feels so intentionally held back for the inevitable upgrade in a couple years. Mario Kart is extremely underwhelming as a launch title, I want a story to get lost in but instead I'm driving around in circles and thinking of all the ways 8 was better. Many 3rd party ports are performing way worse than I would have expected. IDK it doesn't feel like $700 well spent yet but I'm sure I'll change my tune in a couple years.

Re: Pokémon Legends: Z-A's Switch 2 And Switch 1 Prices Have Been Revealed

SpaceboyScreams

@Dizavid a game should look presentable so I know it was given care by a passionate team. Find me uglier buildings in a game from the last 20 years, I dare you. That's indicative of yet another rush job, you'll see that same low-energy incompetence in many other areas of the game design guaranteed, and I've learned my lesson with this company way too many times to not take hints when I see them. Spend your money how you like but I'm too old to be tricked into thinking dopamine = joy.

Re: Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time Has Been Confirmed For Switch 2

SpaceboyScreams

I have a bad feeling about this one. I hope I'm wrong but the 3DS game already feels dated in many ways and this looks like a near 1:1 copy with higher resolution and some light Animal Crossing land deformation elements tacked on. The monsters, jobs, combat and furniture needed to be completely rehauled to feel modern but they just don't have it in them as a company I think and all the delays and negative feedback from testers tells you all you need to know. Maybe it will suprise me.

Re: Opinion: A Few Too Many Questions & Unwelcome Surprises Are Taking The Shine Off The Switch 2 Reveal

SpaceboyScreams

I'll once again probably only buy the new Zelda, 3D Mario, Animal Crossing and Smash. MAYBE Pokemon if GameFreak somehow pulls a miracle out of their ass and become somewhat competent but i don't see that happening, so that's $350 for 4 games after tax and before DLC. Then I'll get a bunch of indies like Silksong that I don't expect to be near $80. So for the console and two controllers I'm probably around $1400 for the generation since I don't pay for subscriptions otherwise you'd add another $200-$400. I imagine most of you will easily be closer to $3000 or more over the next 8 years not including the inevitable Lite for $400 and Oled for $500. If I had to pick, I would just build an amazing PC for that price and a couple hundred dollars worth of Steam games, but I can't miss Animal Crossing so here we go.

Re: Zelda: Breath Of the Wild And Tears Of The Kingdom Will Be Enhanced On Switch 2

SpaceboyScreams

Quite a bit of work goes into changing an SDR game into HDR unless they're using some sort of AI auto HDR which I highly doubt. I get why they'd want to charge a little money for that reason alone (although it could be argued that it's not on us to fund their modernization efforts considering it was their decision to pass on HDR for the Switch1 in the first place). I'm sick to death of this gen of Zelda so I'll pass but I'm so excited for whatever the next game will look like.

Re: Hollow Knight: Silksong Steam Page Update Kicks Off Another Round Of Fan Speculation

SpaceboyScreams

There are so many drama queens about this game. "who even cares anymore" uh millions of people who are still passionate about the first game and weren't only hyped about the sequel just because it was trendy to be. "it's in development hell" no it's still very much in a reasonable window for a large open world game with several layers of beautiful art, creature design, dialog, a masterful score and intricate combat mechanics woven together by literally three dudes. Y'all need to chill.