kurtasbestos

kurtasbestos

It's funny because it's poisonous!

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Re: Mailbox: Ninty Getting Its Freak On, Area Codes, The 'Discourse' - Nintendo Life Letters

kurtasbestos

I also like the change from "we" to "I". Also, "Wii" to "me". I think. Imagining the entire staff playing a game and coming to a consensus, then having a single person write the review always seemed a little unrealistic. On a semi-related note, my horri... uhhh... misguided child watches videos of people playing games on the YouTubes (side note: I hate when he does that and I BEG him to just play games himself) and it always irritates me when the person playing says "we" instead of "me". Like, "oh, we just barely made that jump!" instead of "oh, me just barely made that jump!" Annoying.

Re: Opinion: Upgraded For Switch 2, ARMS Deserves A Second Shot At Greatness

kurtasbestos

I decided to give Splatoon on WiiU a chance even though I don't like shooters, and it turned out I didn't like it. So when Switch rolled around, I decided to give this game a chance even though I don't especially like fighting games, and... holy crap I loved it. It's probably the only game I've ever played online (granted, there aren't a ton of those for me) where I felt like I was actually GOOD. So yes, I will gladly play it with fancier specs on Switch 2, and I will impatiently await ARMS 2.

Re: Opinion: Switch's Secret Best Couch Multiplayer Game Won't Be Playable On Switch 2

kurtasbestos

I found the VR Labo on sale for dirt cheap a few years back but never put it together for fear of ruining my child's eyes. Well, it sounds like it's time to get started ruining!

Side note: I seriously regret not buying the other Labo sets when I saw them on sale, too. On the other hand, both my backlog and the "graveyard of unfinished projects" room in my house are probably okay with that.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (19th April)

kurtasbestos

I finished Echoes of Wisdom recently (100% and everything!) and I decided I'm going to try to finish off some of the smaller games in my backlog before I play Xenoblade X or one of the other RPGs I desperately want to play but have been avoiding. So I chose Patrick's Parabox, and... it hurts my brain. But in a good way. Still, I don't want to look up solutions and each level is starting to take a long time to figure out. Maybe I should have just played an RPG.

Re: Poll: What's The Best Xenoblade Game? Rate Your Favourite For Our Upcoming Ranking

kurtasbestos

I gave them all 10s. They're all fantastic games but in their own ways. If I was going to try to rank them strictly by how much I enjoyed them, though, then it would probably be:
1 → X → 3 → 2
The ridiculous thing is that I own all three versions of 1 and I've STILL never actually seen the ending. Which reminds me, I should probably finish 3, too. Also all of those DLC things.

Re: How Well Do You Know The Nintendo DS?

kurtasbestos

I thought that would be relatively easy since I own 4 DSsses, but I think the problem is that they're all DSis. DSies? DSiusses? I bet the REAL reason I didn't do all that well in the quiz is because I don't know how to pluralize "DS".

Re: Talking Point: What Would Be The Ideal Way To Play DS Games On 'Switch 2'?

kurtasbestos

I keep having fantasies about a dual-screened Switch 2, because man oh jeez I would love a DSwitch. I don't even care about playing DS games on it. I mean, there are SO MANY DS games that I loved, but I already have enough games to play without replying the old ones, and I would love to have new games in a dual-screen format. If there's some way to play handheld+TV like WiiU, only less annoying... then holy crap I'll buy 11 of them day 1. Or, more realistically, 1 of them on day 11.

Re: Opinion: Chrono Trigger Isn't The Only Great Time-Travel RPG On DS

kurtasbestos

I absolutely loved this game, and still get some of the music stuck in my head from time to time. Then I bought the limited edition on 3DS and never finished it because I was letdown by the various changes they made (we've got a strong female character... let's make her sexy this time!)(no stereoscopic 3D even though it doesn't seem like it would have been hard to implement!)(gacha items!)(it's all in Japanese! ...no wait, that was just me being lazy because I can read Japanese but I'd rather not if I don't have to). At least I got a cool artbook! ...with sexy pictures of the characters that don't fit the near-apocalyptic mood of the game. Still... I'd love to give this game another go and will definitely buy it again the next time it gets remade.

Re: Review: LEGO Horizon Adventures (Switch) - A Beautiful But Basic Build Of Sony's Series

kurtasbestos

My opinion doesn't count because I've never played more than a tiny bit of one of those Star Wars Lego games with a friend, but never owned one, but still... my biggest complain about Lego games is that they feature normal video game polygonal environments with brick-built stuff thrown in. This game is entirely Lego, and despite the mediocre reviews that actually makes me want to play it, especially since I'll never play the real version. Into the wishlist, then!

Re: Review: Super Mario Party Jamboree (Switch) - Only The Best Game In The Series

kurtasbestos

I've never owned a Mario Party game, and the last one I played was... one o' them Game Cube-era games. But my best friend's wife worked on this one so he keeps trying to trick me into buying it (I avoided it with the previous one), and Nintendo Life's review tells me it's time to give in to peer pressure.

@Friendly My kid is 6, and we play all kinds of games together, but the problem is that he cries when he loses. So I let up on him and he's like "play for real!" So I do and he cries when he loses. Kids are dumb. Still, I'm totally going to take my chances with this game! Or take my chances with him, I guess.