kurtasbestos

kurtasbestos

It's funny because it's poisonous!

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Re: Review: Figment 2: Creed Valley - Charming Action Puzzling, But Sluggish On Switch

kurtasbestos

I just finished this with my 5-year old, and I feel like this review is pretty unfair. Yeah, it stutters at times, but the performance was nowhere near as bad as the review makes it out to be. The game looks and sounds absolutely beautiful, and performance issues didn't affect our enjoyment at all.

Side note: After playing the whole game together, we were at the last boss when my kid said he wanted to go to the bathroom, so we paused it and he went, and then I took my turn, and when I came back the credits were rolling. Oh cool, thanks for waiting, son!

Re: Feature: Best Rabbits In Games

kurtasbestos

Rabbits are me second-least-favorite animals after horses, but I absolutely love the thoroughness of this article and I might have to bump them up a notch. Now I have to decide what my previously third-least-favorite animal was.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (April 8th)

kurtasbestos

After finishing a chapter on Xenoblade 3, I decided to take a break and play/delete all of the demos and free games on my Switch. During that time my son became obsessed with Smash Brothers, which I never really got around to completing, and then I became obsessed with it. Recently I finished everything in that game 100%, and just last week I finished the thing with the demos. So I finally got around to booting up Xenoblade 3 a few days ago and had no idea what I was doing. No surprise, because my last save data said October 2022. Good job, me!

Re: Talking Point: What's The Best Year In Gaming?

kurtasbestos

Is it even possible to choose? These days, there are so many fantastic games that get released every year, but I can't possibly purchase them all, and I have a hard time playing the ones I do purchase.

That being said, I went with 1997 because a bunch of great games came out on Sega Saturn and back in those days I actually did have the free time to play all of the games I owned.

Re: Talking Point: What Makes A Really Good Demo?

kurtasbestos

I recently (many months ago) decided to take a break from whatever chapter of Xenoblade 3 I was on to play all the demos I had downloaded so that I clean up my SD card. It was going nicely until I got to Triangle Strategy, which was way too long (side-story: actually my 4-year-old got obsessed with Smash Brothers, which led me to decide to finally get around to playing/completing that game, which took months but man-oh-jeez I absolutely destroyed it and finally got my money's worth for that game). It was interesting... but it's all like "thank goodness that old war ended and everything is peaceful", when obviously something is going to start a new war, but the demo drags on with endless conversations and by the time it ends you don't get to know what actually starts the war, so it almost seems like peacetime will just continue on forever. But mostly, it took a really long time to finish the damn thing, and it was like 80% dialogue. I tried a little bit of the other demo for that game, which focuses more on battles and jumps the story around a little more, and though it's not quite as in-depth as the first one I tried, it seemed like a much more effective demo, if the goal is to convince me to buy the full game.

Re: Pikmin Bloom Sprouts Clover Decor In Upcoming St. Patrick's Day Event

kurtasbestos

I got a few of the 4-leaf clovers during this event last year, and within a few months of the event ending I still managed to get 4-leaf clovers through sheer luck and park decor Pikmin. Except for blue. I've plucked well over 30 blue park Pikmin and raised them to 4 stars and still haven't gotten a 4-leaf clover. And again I ask myself, why am I still playing this terrible game???

Re: Best Metroid Games Of All Time

kurtasbestos

"If you're a franchise fan, you'll have played this to death."

I've owned and played every Metroid game staring Samus there is (except for the pinball one that I'll forever regret not buying the one time I saw it). Am I a horrible person for having only finished Super Metroid once in my life, while I've played and finished II (including the remake) probably around 6 times?