I just finished this with my 5-year old, and I feel like this review is pretty unfair. Yeah, it stutters at times, but the performance was nowhere near as bad as the review makes it out to be. The game looks and sounds absolutely beautiful, and performance issues didn't affect our enjoyment at all.
Side note: After playing the whole game together, we were at the last boss when my kid said he wanted to go to the bathroom, so we paused it and he went, and then I took my turn, and when I came back the credits were rolling. Oh cool, thanks for waiting, son!
@Barbiegurl777 Thank you for that. The only other in-depth reviews I've seen are from people who haven't actually played it but are apparently knowledgeable enough to say that it's garbage because it's a licensed game.
I chose #4 because I STILL haven't gotten around to playing Bo'tW, but I nearly bumped it up to #5 because "Better call me 'The Kingdom', because there are TEARS!!" is brilliant.
But like... is the game any good? Because I'd rather watch Peppa Pig over something like 80% of the other things my son picks on YouTube, and if this game wasn't so expensive I'd love to give it a try.
I should probably play it, since my Switch still lists it as "not played" even though I purchased it years ago. Not to mention that DLC that I also own.
I'm not terribly interested in visual novels, and I only have a passing interest in Tron (I grew up with both, but I have a lot more fuzzy memories of the arcade game than the movie(s)), but I do love the Bithell Games I've played so far so it's pretty tempting.
Just give me Saturn Bomberman on my Switch!!! I'll probably wait for a sale for this one since the first one was moderately entertaining but didn't hold my attention for terribly long.
Rabbits are me second-least-favorite animals after horses, but I absolutely love the thoroughness of this article and I might have to bump them up a notch. Now I have to decide what my previously third-least-favorite animal was.
After finishing a chapter on Xenoblade 3, I decided to take a break and play/delete all of the demos and free games on my Switch. During that time my son became obsessed with Smash Brothers, which I never really got around to completing, and then I became obsessed with it. Recently I finished everything in that game 100%, and just last week I finished the thing with the demos. So I finally got around to booting up Xenoblade 3 a few days ago and had no idea what I was doing. No surprise, because my last save data said October 2022. Good job, me!
I can't believe I got 14 out of 15 correct, and the one that I missed was about Metroid, which is one of my favorite serieses. I haven't even played most of the other games in that quiz!
Jeez, finally. And jeez, expensive. But since I have pretty much all the other limited edition Xenoblade stuff (other than the creepy sexy figures which would be hard to explain to my wife), I guess I'd better buy this.
@jojobar Me! I don't actually listen to my music on CD, but the wall of CD cases is beautiful!
I've probably complained about this in the comments of like 30 articles on Nintendo Life, but this will apparently NEVER happen in Japan, where everything is extra expensive because why not?
At one point I was obsessed with getting those dumb badges, and my collection stopped growing somewhere around 7800. And yet I only placed some on my home screen once near the beginning and never got around to doing it again.
I had an XL and then replaced it with a New 3DS (facey-plate edition). And then I bought an original model 3DS a week before the shop shut down because why not?
@Noxide Except that they're using Hollywood actors, not voice actors. Which is a shame because voice actors earn their livings specifically by... well, you can probably guess. I'll reserve judgement until I see the movie, but personally I wish they had just hired the entire cast of Futurama
Is it even possible to choose? These days, there are so many fantastic games that get released every year, but I can't possibly purchase them all, and I have a hard time playing the ones I do purchase.
That being said, I went with 1997 because a bunch of great games came out on Sega Saturn and back in those days I actually did have the free time to play all of the games I owned.
I just got my new old 3DS in the mail yesterday, and it took a couple of hours to get everything set up, but I was able to purchase the KORG synthesizers that I already have on my main 3DS. And that is all! Goodbye forever, eShops!
I recently (many months ago) decided to take a break from whatever chapter of Xenoblade 3 I was on to play all the demos I had downloaded so that I clean up my SD card. It was going nicely until I got to Triangle Strategy, which was way too long (side-story: actually my 4-year-old got obsessed with Smash Brothers, which led me to decide to finally get around to playing/completing that game, which took months but man-oh-jeez I absolutely destroyed it and finally got my money's worth for that game). It was interesting... but it's all like "thank goodness that old war ended and everything is peaceful", when obviously something is going to start a new war, but the demo drags on with endless conversations and by the time it ends you don't get to know what actually starts the war, so it almost seems like peacetime will just continue on forever. But mostly, it took a really long time to finish the damn thing, and it was like 80% dialogue. I tried a little bit of the other demo for that game, which focuses more on battles and jumps the story around a little more, and though it's not quite as in-depth as the first one I tried, it seemed like a much more effective demo, if the goal is to convince me to buy the full game.
I just bought another 3DS about 10 minutes before I read this article. I got it exclusively so I can buy both of the KORG synthesizers again for backup/performance purposes. Still, I can't believe I just bought another 3DS.
Sorry to hear about the performance issues, but I'll still be buying this game. On my Switch. And I plan on enjoying it. I won't even whine about it (or the first game)!
This was easily one of the best games I played on DS, and I'd love to experience it again, but I don't know if I really NEED to play it again. At least, not before those other billion games I own and haven't played yet. Into the wishlist it goes, I guess.
This game was amazing. Too bad I got stuck somewhere around level 17 and for whatever reason couldn't find a solution online and forgot to finish the game. And now my WiiU refuses to recognize HDMI cables so who knows if I'll ever get to try again.
I have a bunch of interesting themes on shuffle, but the ones that I can remember off the top of my head and therefore like the most are the Xenoblade, Sega Saturn, and Sega Dreamcast themes.
Whenever I see an article like this, I think "I know I've had lots of moments like that, but without digging through my collection I can't remember them off-hand." But then I read the bit about the Sonic 3 barrel. Yay! That was me, too!!!
I got a few of the 4-leaf clovers during this event last year, and within a few months of the event ending I still managed to get 4-leaf clovers through sheer luck and park decor Pikmin. Except for blue. I've plucked well over 30 blue park Pikmin and raised them to 4 stars and still haven't gotten a 4-leaf clover. And again I ask myself, why am I still playing this terrible game???
@Dark_Isatari Rule #1 of Japanese product design: have some empty space? Put some text in there! ...Just kidding, that's the ONLY rule of Japanese product design!
I hate the name but it looks pretty awesome. It also reminds me that I have Star Fox games on both my 3DS and Wii U that I haven't played for more than like 10 minutes each.
Man I hate the internet. Or the... Leak-net? Whatever the thing is where people decide they need to find and then leak stuff in order to bring themselves internet fame (I guess?) is. I honestly don't get why it's such a huge thing.
Oh man, I've still only played this game for like 30 minutes total, and I've only played with my Flip Grip for about the same. Time to pretend like I'll get around to fixing that and instead continue slowly chip away at other games on my backlog! Sounds awesome, though.
"If you're a franchise fan, you'll have played this to death."
I've owned and played every Metroid game staring Samus there is (except for the pinball one that I'll forever regret not buying the one time I saw it). Am I a horrible person for having only finished Super Metroid once in my life, while I've played and finished II (including the remake) probably around 6 times?
@KateGray Wait, what, you're leaving?? Well that's a bummer... I love your sense of humor and lists of things I didn't know I needed lists of, and I will miss your articles dearly. Good luck in the future!
I played through Pikmin 3 with my son recently, and when I told him that they announced 4 he kept asking if there were going to be green or orange Pikmin. I mean, it seems like a logical progression, right? He's going to be so disappointed.
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Re: Surprise! Xenoblade Chronicles 3 "Final DLC" Launches On Switch Next Week
Oh cool, I only need to finish XC1, Future Connected, Torna, and XC3 in the next five days and I'll totally be ready to play this!
Re: Review: Figment 2: Creed Valley - Charming Action Puzzling, But Sluggish On Switch
I just finished this with my 5-year old, and I feel like this review is pretty unfair. Yeah, it stutters at times, but the performance was nowhere near as bad as the review makes it out to be. The game looks and sounds absolutely beautiful, and performance issues didn't affect our enjoyment at all.
Side note: After playing the whole game together, we were at the last boss when my kid said he wanted to go to the bathroom, so we paused it and he went, and then I took my turn, and when I came back the credits were rolling. Oh cool, thanks for waiting, son!
Re: Random: Modder Constructs Wii & GameCube Portable With "Reactive RGB"
Ahhh jeez, I'll take six!
...Then never get around to playing them.
Re: Peppa Pig: World Adventures Lead Producer Explains Random Queen Tribute
@Barbiegurl777 Thank you for that. The only other in-depth reviews I've seen are from people who haven't actually played it but are apparently knowledgeable enough to say that it's garbage because it's a licensed game.
Re: Poll: What Did You Make Of Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom's Final Trailer?
I chose #4 because I STILL haven't gotten around to playing Bo'tW, but I nearly bumped it up to #5 because "Better call me 'The Kingdom', because there are TEARS!!" is brilliant.
Re: Peppa Pig: World Adventures Lead Producer Explains Random Queen Tribute
But like... is the game any good? Because I'd rather watch Peppa Pig over something like 80% of the other things my son picks on YouTube, and if this game wasn't so expensive I'd love to give it a try.
Re: Talking Point: With One Month 'Til TOTK, What's Left For You To Do In Zelda: Breath Of The Wild?
I should probably play it, since my Switch still lists it as "not played" even though I purchased it years ago. Not to mention that DLC that I also own.
Re: IGDA Updates 'Game Crediting Policies' In Hopes Of Improving Industry Standards
Remember back in the Genesis/Mega Drive games when people couldn't even put their real names in the credits for whatever reason? That was weird.
Re: Review: TRON: Identity - A Tight Visual Novel That Fans Of The Films Will Love
I'm not terribly interested in visual novels, and I only have a passing interest in Tron (I grew up with both, but I have a lot more fuzzy memories of the arcade game than the movie(s)), but I do love the Bithell Games I've played so far so it's pretty tempting.
Re: Super Bomberman R 2 Explodes Onto Switch This September
Just give me Saturn Bomberman on my Switch!!! I'll probably wait for a sale for this one since the first one was moderately entertaining but didn't hold my attention for terribly long.
Re: Feature: Best Rabbits In Games
Rabbits are me second-least-favorite animals after horses, but I absolutely love the thoroughness of this article and I might have to bump them up a notch. Now I have to decide what my previously third-least-favorite animal was.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (April 8th)
After finishing a chapter on Xenoblade 3, I decided to take a break and play/delete all of the demos and free games on my Switch. During that time my son became obsessed with Smash Brothers, which I never really got around to completing, and then I became obsessed with it. Recently I finished everything in that game 100%, and just last week I finished the thing with the demos. So I finally got around to booting up Xenoblade 3 a few days ago and had no idea what I was doing. No surprise, because my last save data said October 2022. Good job, me!
Re: Can You Guess The Game From These Poor Descriptions?
I can't believe I got 14 out of 15 correct, and the one that I missed was about Metroid, which is one of my favorite serieses. I haven't even played most of the other games in that quiz!
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Soundtrack Out July, Will Include Volume 4 DLC Music
Jeez, finally. And jeez, expensive. But since I have pretty much all the other limited edition Xenoblade stuff (other than the creepy sexy figures which would be hard to explain to my wife), I guess I'd better buy this.
@jojobar Me! I don't actually listen to my music on CD, but the wall of CD cases is beautiful!
Re: Nintendo Will Repair Out-Of-Warranty Joy-Con For Free In The UK, EEA, Switzerland
I've probably complained about this in the comments of like 30 articles on Nintendo Life, but this will apparently NEVER happen in Japan, where everything is extra expensive because why not?
Re: Video: The History Of Nintendo Life's Most Famous Catchphrase
@BoilerBroJoe My mind blew up all over my face. But in a good way.
Re: Nintendo Badge Arcade 3DS Service Ends 'Daily Free Plays'
At one point I was obsessed with getting those dumb badges, and my collection stopped growing somewhere around 7800. And yet I only placed some on my home screen once near the beginning and never got around to doing it again.
Re: Poll: How Many 3DS Consoles Have You Owned?
I had an XL and then replaced it with a New 3DS (facey-plate edition). And then I bought an original model 3DS a week before the shop shut down because why not?
Re: Seth Rogen On Voicing Donkey Kong In The Mario Movie: "It's Gonna Sound Like Me And That's It"
@Noxide Except that they're using Hollywood actors, not voice actors. Which is a shame because voice actors earn their livings specifically by... well, you can probably guess. I'll reserve judgement until I see the movie, but personally I wish they had just hired the entire cast of Futurama
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Duel - Super Mario Bros. 2
Tough choice: "MARIO MADNESS" vs. "BOM".
Re: Random: Street Fighter II Features In Japanese Commercial For Eye Drops
I have indeed seen this on Japanese television!
Re: Talking Point: What's The Best Year In Gaming?
Is it even possible to choose? These days, there are so many fantastic games that get released every year, but I can't possibly purchase them all, and I have a hard time playing the ones I do purchase.
That being said, I went with 1997 because a bunch of great games came out on Sega Saturn and back in those days I actually did have the free time to play all of the games I owned.
Re: PSA: You Only Have One Week To Purchase 3DS And Wii U eShop Games
I just got my new old 3DS in the mail yesterday, and it took a couple of hours to get everything set up, but I was able to purchase the KORG synthesizers that I already have on my main 3DS. And that is all! Goodbye forever, eShops!
Re: Review: Herman Miller X Logitech G Vantum Gaming Chair - Is It Worth It?
I wish I had enough free time to warrant the purchase of a chair specifically for gaming.
Re: Talking Point: What Makes A Really Good Demo?
I recently (many months ago) decided to take a break from whatever chapter of Xenoblade 3 I was on to play all the demos I had downloaded so that I clean up my SD card. It was going nicely until I got to Triangle Strategy, which was way too long (side-story: actually my 4-year-old got obsessed with Smash Brothers, which led me to decide to finally get around to playing/completing that game, which took months but man-oh-jeez I absolutely destroyed it and finally got my money's worth for that game). It was interesting... but it's all like "thank goodness that old war ended and everything is peaceful", when obviously something is going to start a new war, but the demo drags on with endless conversations and by the time it ends you don't get to know what actually starts the war, so it almost seems like peacetime will just continue on forever. But mostly, it took a really long time to finish the damn thing, and it was like 80% dialogue. I tried a little bit of the other demo for that game, which focuses more on battles and jumps the story around a little more, and though it's not quite as in-depth as the first one I tried, it seemed like a much more effective demo, if the goal is to convince me to buy the full game.
Re: Review: Backbeat - A Unique, Virtuoso Puzzler Steeped In Funk And '90s Cool
Sounds like something I'll enjoy. Into the wishlist and/or backlog with ye, then!
Re: Nintendo Reveals Limited Edition Golden Power-Up Band For Super Nintendo World
Uhhh... "golden"? It kinda just looks yellow to me.
Re: Best Deals And Cheapest Games In The 3DS & Wii U eShop Sales
I just bought another 3DS about 10 minutes before I read this article. I got it exclusively so I can buy both of the KORG synthesizers again for backup/performance purposes. Still, I can't believe I just bought another 3DS.
Re: Feature: 40 Years Of Weird And Wonderful (And Just Plain Wrong) Super Mario TV Commercials
Wow, I actually remember seeing a few of those! Especially the Yoshi's Island one. Thanks for making me re-remember it. Ugh.
Re: Review: Figment 2: Creed Valley - Charming Action Puzzling, But Sluggish On Switch
Sorry to hear about the performance issues, but I'll still be buying this game. On my Switch. And I plan on enjoying it. I won't even whine about it (or the first game)!
Re: The Final Super Mario Bros. Movie Trailer Is An Action-Packed Thrill Ride
Man... Mario's ground pound has never looked more painful. It doesn't seem to bother him, though.
I might actually attempt to take my kid to his first ever movie theater movie for this. I look forward to everything going horribly wrong!
Re: Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective Gets Reborn In High-Resolution This June
This was easily one of the best games I played on DS, and I'd love to experience it again, but I don't know if I really NEED to play it again. At least, not before those other billion games I own and haven't played yet. Into the wishlist it goes, I guess.
Re: Round Up: Everything Announced For Nintendo Switch At Nacon Connect 2023
I have little to no interest in trains, and yet that train thing looks surprisingly interesting.
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Duel - The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess
I still need to get around to playing the dog Zelda game.
Re: You'll Need To Stick Your Joy-Con In A Toilet Roll To Play This Weird New Switch Game
@gcunit I love that it seems like you must have spent hours working on that post, yet it's only #4. Nice work!
Re: Countdown: Wii U eShop Spotlight - Affordable Space Adventures
This game was amazing. Too bad I got stuck somewhere around level 17 and for whatever reason couldn't find a solution online and forgot to finish the game. And now my WiiU refuses to recognize HDMI cables so who knows if I'll ever get to try again.
Re: Talking Point: Which Is Your Favourite 3DS Theme?
I have a bunch of interesting themes on shuffle, but the ones that I can remember off the top of my head and therefore like the most are the Xenoblade, Sega Saturn, and Sega Dreamcast themes.
Re: Soapbox: 1080° Snowboarding Is The Coolest Nintendo Ever Got
That was the best poll ever!
Re: Talking Point: Which Gaming Moments Made You Question Your Intelligence?
Whenever I see an article like this, I think "I know I've had lots of moments like that, but without digging through my collection I can't remember them off-hand." But then I read the bit about the Sonic 3 barrel. Yay! That was me, too!!!
Re: Pikmin Bloom Sprouts Clover Decor In Upcoming St. Patrick's Day Event
I got a few of the 4-leaf clovers during this event last year, and within a few months of the event ending I still managed to get 4-leaf clovers through sheer luck and park decor Pikmin. Except for blue. I've plucked well over 30 blue park Pikmin and raised them to 4 stars and still haven't gotten a 4-leaf clover. And again I ask myself, why am I still playing this terrible game???
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Duel: Golden Sun
@Dark_Isatari Rule #1 of Japanese product design: have some empty space? Put some text in there!
...Just kidding, that's the ONLY rule of Japanese product design!
Re: Every Yoshi Game Ranked
I had a Super Scope! Why did I not have Yoshi's Safari??? Well, I sure screwed up in life.
Re: Upcoming Retro Shooter 'FUR Squadron' Looks Like Psychedelic Star Fox
I hate the name but it looks pretty awesome. It also reminds me that I have Star Fox games on both my 3DS and Wii U that I haven't played for more than like 10 minutes each.
Re: PSA: Watch Out, Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Art Book Spoilers Have Leaked Online
Man I hate the internet. Or the... Leak-net? Whatever the thing is where people decide they need to find and then leak stuff in order to bring themselves internet fame (I guess?) is. I honestly don't get why it's such a huge thing.
Re: The Tetris Movie Falls Onto Apple TV+ In March, Check Out The First Trailer
@KayFiOS The Final Countdown works for EVERYTHING.
Re: 'Tetris Effect: Connected' Is Getting TATE Mode In A Free Update
Oh man, I've still only played this game for like 30 minutes total, and I've only played with my Flip Grip for about the same. Time to pretend like I'll get around to fixing that and instead continue slowly chip away at other games on my backlog! Sounds awesome, though.
Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Version 1.3.0 Is Now Available, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
That Masha lady brings back memories of all the boobmonsters in Xenoblade 2. But mostly this update reminds me that I need to finish 3.
Re: Best Metroid Games Of All Time
"If you're a franchise fan, you'll have played this to death."
I've owned and played every Metroid game staring Samus there is (except for the pinball one that I'll forever regret not buying the one time I saw it). Am I a horrible person for having only finished Super Metroid once in my life, while I've played and finished II (including the remake) probably around 6 times?
Re: The Best Endings In Games On Nintendo Switch
@KateGray Wait, what, you're leaving?? Well that's a bummer... I love your sense of humor and lists of things I didn't know I needed lists of, and I will miss your articles dearly. Good luck in the future!
Re: Gallery: Here's Another Look At Pikmin 4, Out On Nintendo Switch This July
I played through Pikmin 3 with my son recently, and when I told him that they announced 4 he kept asking if there were going to be green or orange Pikmin. I mean, it seems like a logical progression, right? He's going to be so disappointed.