kurtasbestos

kurtasbestos

It's funny because it's poisonous!

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Re: Review: Jurassic Park: Classic Games Collection (Switch) - A Fair Flock, But Far From 'Classic'

kurtasbestos

I would buy this collection if it included Sega CD game. Despite being a HUGE JP fan as a kid/teenager/still, that was the only game I ever actually owned, and although it wasn't... great (though finally finishing the game after a billion tries back in the days of no internet was probably the most satisfying thing ever)... the nostalgia alone would make it worth it. Maybe.

Re: Review: Super Bomberman R 2 - A Feature-Rich Return With A Cracking New 'Castle' Mode

kurtasbestos

Saturn Bomberman is my favorite game of all time, and I'm still convinced that no Bomberman will ever capture that magic again. Bomberman R was good enough for a Bomberman game, but nowhere close to the 2D classics of old. I still want to give this game the benefit of the doubt at some point, but I'll definitely be waiting for a sale.

@Solomon_Rambling Way back in ancient times when I didn't have an overwhelming backlog on my Switch I was trying to unlock everything in Bomberman R, and I had a pretty good system going. Then I decided to calculate how much time it was going to take me to finish my goal, and it came out to something like 50 hours of playing the same level repeatedly. Needless to say it didn't happen, and I seriously hope R2 isn't designed the same way.

Re: Memory Pak: Making Contact With The "Ungoogleable" Game I Couldn't Quite Remember

kurtasbestos

There was a game that I played maybe once or twice in the tiny arcade at the tiny local airport when I was a kid, but I had no idea what it was called and only barely remembered anything about it. Years later I had a friend who worked at a game shop and had a modded Xbox with pretty much every game ever on emulators, and a group of friends and I were just trying out all kinds of random stuff. So I said, "there's this game... with a guy with a whip... and some big monsters... and... uh... they had it at the airport a long time ago". The airport clue was exactly enough for him to say "hey, that's Dark Adventure!", and he immediately booted it up, and... it wasn't quite as good as it was in my memories. But the mystery was solved. Then over the years I forgot about the game again, but the memory of having my friend find it for me turned out to be better anyway. And then yesterday, I found it on the eShop as the newest release as part of the Hamster Arcade Archives! Now I am going to buy it and be slightly disappointed all over again, but at least this time I'll never forget it again.

Re: Talking Point: The Games We Got Rid Of - What Were We Thinking?

kurtasbestos

I had to do a significant culling of my collection before I moved away to another country forever. Part of that was getting rid of my Dreamcast and all its games and accessories, which was... painful. What's weird, though, is that the single game I decided to keep was PenPen TriIcelon. Granted, I loved that game and had a lot of good memories of playing with friends, but I had even better memories of and more love for ChuChu Rocket!, and for some reason didn't keep that one. I'm sorry, ChuChus!

Re: Random: The Pokémon Center's Official Wiglett Plush Looks A Lot More NSFW Than We'd Imagined

kurtasbestos

To be fair, this Porkymun is based on the spotted garden eel, which Japanese people (or at least people that work in aquariums or aquatic-themed places) are obsessed with. It's name in Japanese is "chin anago", which literally translates to "penis eel". I mean, they are super cute, but that name is just unfortunate.

Also, I just saw this plush in a crane game the other day and immediately thought to myself how I needed to not have it in my house. Now, thanks to the internet, I know why I thought that.

Re: Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Character Designer Celebrates 1st Anniversary With Special Artwork

kurtasbestos

I'm still desperately trying to finish this game, but I'm currently obsessed with "soul hacking" all the named monsters. There's just too much stuff to do!

Also, I got my limited edition soundtrack yesterday! Good thing I have SO MUCH free time to listen to 9 CD's worth of music, a lot of which is probably still spoilery to me!

@mlt Sadly, I'm guessing X won't connect to any of the other games until 4~9 have all be released. It's in the name, afterall!

Re: Talking Point: Would A Third Wave Of Smash Bros. Ultimate DLC Have Been Too Much?

kurtasbestos

Pyra/Mythra is my all-around favorite character in the game, and Min Min is easily in my top 10. Every other DLC character for me rates somewhere between "who?" and "I have absolutely no interest in the game that character is from". Okay, fine, Piranha Plant is pretty cool. At any rate, I bought the game and all the DLC and barely played it. Then something like a year later my son started playing the game and I finally got hooked and completed it 100% (as in, there's basically nothing left to do because I got every single spirit to level 99, among other ridiculous feats). But the boy still wants to play it regularly, so yeah... if there were more DLC released I would absolutely buy it, even though there's probably like a 1% chance I'd have any interest in the characters included.

Re: Poll: Were You Able To Get The New Super Smash Bros. Ultimate amiibo?

kurtasbestos

I just posted this in another thing before I saw this thing... but yes, I got them on release day in Japan, though I was sure that doing something dumb like going to work before trying to find them would mean I'd miss out. Then week later I found that they were still in stock, even though they were already marked up to 200% the original price on Amazon Japan.

Re: A "Massive amiibo Restock" Is Reportedly On The Way

kurtasbestos

I had an unusually late day at work on the day Pyra/Mythra were released, but seeing how they were already sold out online, and knowing how quickly Amiibo sell out, I rushed to the big electronics store on my way home and bought a set before getting back on the train and getting home in time to not have to show my wife that I spent ¥4000 on a set of plastic models of ladies with giant swords and giant-er boobies. Then a week later I went back to the same electronics store for some other reason and found that they were still in stock.

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Pikmin 4?

kurtasbestos

I haven't made it very far because I'm STILL trying to finish Xenoblade 3 (and then Metroid Prime, and then... well, you get the idea), but so far I love it. What I don't love is the 2-player mode... I bought it for my son so we could play it together like we did with Pikmin 3, but since he won't let me be first player I find it's more entertaining to check the weather on my phone.

Re: Random: Pikmin Bath Bombs Are Perfect, And They Hide Little Pikmin Inside

kurtasbestos

Oh lord... my 5-year-old recently discovered bath bombs at a 100 Yen store. They're pretty fun, but if you're trying to collect them all that 100 Yen adds up pretty quickly. Then there are the ~500 or so Yen Yoshi bath bombs, which are adorable, but... he doesn't need to collect every color. So yeah, when he inevitably discovers these Pikmin bath bombs I guess I can say goodbye to my retirement fund.

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Ikaruga

kurtasbestos

I can't believe I've never seen the European or Japanese versions before. The European one is pretty awesome, but I have a ton of nostalgia for the American version (other than that dumb quote), because it feels closest to the Dreamcast version, which is easily the best.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (May 13th)

kurtasbestos

I ran home on To'tK's release day to to sit down play Bo'tW! ...For the first time ever. I bought it like 4~5 years ago and it got lost in the back log, mostly because I knew I'd spend hundreds of hours on it and never finish my other games. So this seemed like as good as a time to finally try it out. I'm only a few hours in, but it's really good! How come no one ever told me before??

Re: Best Nintendo Switch Metroidvania Games

kurtasbestos

I don't consider myself a huge fan of Castloids (man I love that term), but I own like 6 games on this list, have maybe only played 2 or 3, and have something like 10 more on my wish list. Maybe I like them more than I thought. Or I want to like them.

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl Duel: Yoshi's Story

kurtasbestos

I really like the Euromerican design, but their creepy lizard-like hands are unsettling. On the other hand, the Japanese design is great but I feel like if you touched one of those Yoshis you'd get the worst static shock of your life. Tough choice.

Re: Feature: Nintendo eShop Selects - April 2023

kurtasbestos

@Cashews If all of these games received 8/10 and were selected by more than one Nintendo Life staff member, calling them "boring to the extreme" seems a little... extreme. "Horribly over-priced", maybe. But probably not all of them. At any rate, I would love to play any of these games, but the backlog has other demands.

Re: Teslagrad 2 And Teslagrad Remastered Bolt Onto Switch Today

kurtasbestos

It's been a few years since I played the first game on WiiU, but I seem to remember thinking it was an amazing game other than the ridiculously frustrating boss fights. Especially the last boss... I think I tried that thing like 30 times before I finished it, and the game stopped being fun long before that. At any rate, if I hear good things about the sequel I might try to block those bad memories and give it a chance.