kurtasbestos

kurtasbestos

It's funny because it's poisonous!

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Re: Feature: Our Nintendo 3DS And Wii U Memories, In Infographic Form

kurtasbestos

#1 for me on 3DS is KORG DSN-12, which isn't surprising because I still use that and KORG M01D nearly every day. Mostly I'm just glad that it beat out that stupid badge thing. Also StreetPass Mii Plaza (though I am proud to say that I finished EVERY game in that thing 100%).

Over on Wii U, Xenoblade X in first place is also not a surprise, but man oh jeez, 1281 hours... is. That's over 53 full days of my life!

Re: This Good Smile Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Nia Figure Can Now Be Pre-Ordered For $259.99

kurtasbestos

There was a point that I owned pretty much any and all Xenoblade-related swag (including X). Then with Xenoblade 2 they started releasing these ridiculously expensive figures that my wife probably wouldn't want me to display in our living room for some reason. Maaaybe I can get away with the Siren-robot-thing, though $100ish for a dust-collecting statue is still pretty hard to justify.

Re: Poll: The End Is Coming, But How Much Will You Miss The Wii U And 3DS eShop?

kurtasbestos

I still carry my 3DS with me every day, though I use it to make music and haven't touched a game in who knows how long (which is a shame because there are still a ton on there that I haven't finished). I've been thinking of picking up a second so I can have a second copy of my favorite KORG synthesizers to use in theoretical live shows, but that's a lot of money for something I might never use. Well, now I guess I have to make the decision soon.

Re: Japan's Top 100 Best-Selling Video Games Of 2021, According To Famitsu

kurtasbestos

Ugh. There are SO MANY fantastic games in the eShop in Japan that all lose to Human Fall Flat (which might be okay; I haven't played it) and all the major releases, because Japanese people tend to follow trends instead of searching out good stuff on their own. Maybe Nintendo Life needs a Japanese-language version. Eh? Eh??? I know a guy who can do the translating! But if he's busy, I can do it.

Re: Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba – The Hinokami Chronicles Launches On Switch This June

kurtasbestos

@Snatcher Ehhh... my wife and I tried to watch it, but just didn't get into it. Granted, we're both not into anime, and we have no interest in the whole "everyone carries swords" era of Japanese history (she's Japanese, by the way). But for me, it was mostly because as an elementary school teacher, I got pretty tired of kids coming up to me like 10 times a day and asking me if I knew about it. Not to mention the wall-to-wall swag that all the kids had. That's why I think it's funny that it's all but disappeared from the schools, and if I ask my kids if it's still popular, they're like "nah, now we're all into [some random thing I've never heard of because I'm old and crotchety]". And to be fair, it wasn't as annoying as the Pikotaro craze a few years back... man am I glad that everyone forgot all about that guy.

Re: Taito's RayForce Is Coming To Switch, According To New Taiwanese Rating

kurtasbestos

YES!!!! I mean, if I wasn't lazy I could play this on my Saturn, but it's really hard to take that on the train. This is one of the few Shmurps from my youth that I loved to the point of actually going for high schools (as opposed just trying to finish the game, which was usually the case). I wonder if I'll feel that way about it the second time around.

Re: Review: Pokémon Legends: Arceus - One Of The Greatest Pokémon Games Ever Made

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@Deepdoop I was also wondering if this would be a good jumping-on point for someone who's never played a Pookiemoon game before, and after reading the replies to your comment... I'm still kinda not sure. It sounds good, but then again, they all sound good, but I'm just not sure if I'm ready for the time commitment or the billions of things that I won't get because I haven't been playing Pecomorph games all these years.

Re: "Indie Masterpiece" Platformer 'Horace' Gets Physical Release

kurtasbestos

Wow, these comments. Sometimes the platforming can be annoying, and the game is way too long overall, but the story sort of makes it all worth it. I personally wouldn't give it a 10, but I can see how others would, and it's stuck in my memory even more than some games I personally would give a 10, which probably means that it was a meaningful experience for me.

Re: Feature: Japan's 'G-Mode Archives' - The Retrogame Series You've Never Heard Of

kurtasbestos

Living in Japan, I see these appear on the eShop all the time, but without Nintendo Life's input they seemed like a total waste of my precious time (you know, time that I could be using playing video games instead of browsing the eShop). Even though some of them looked pretty good. After reading this article, I now know that maybe they're not a TOTAL waste of my time, and I might give at least some of them another look.

Re: Gorgeous Hand-Painted Graphic Novel 'End Of Lines' Comes To Switch This Year

kurtasbestos

Way back in ancient times (aka 2019), I played two of my favorite games on Switch - Quarantine Circular and Opus: Rocket of Whispers, which both dealt with the topic of horrible world-ending diseases. Then not much longer that whole COVID-19 thing happened. This game looks beautiful and like something I would enjoy, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for my choices in video games to destroy the world again.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (January 15th)

kurtasbestos

It somehow took me like 2 weeks to finish Meteoroid Bread in under 4 hours, so before I do that again on hard mode I decided to take a break and play with some of the games I bought on sale. Untitled Goose Game is as wonderful as I expected it to be, KORG Gadget is like 8 billion times more complicated than the KORG synthesizers on 3DS and DS I've been using the the past 10 or so years, and Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit (a friend of mine found it on sale for 3000 Yen, as opposed to the normal 10000+ so he picked up one for his household and one for mine) seems like it would be really fun if my 3-year-old would actually let me play it. Anyway, with all these new games (and 5~6 more that I bought on sale in the past few months and haven't yet played!) I bet I'll be playing Metroid Dread again next weekend.

Re: Review: Pinchcliffe Grand Prix - Surprisingly Charming Licensed Kart Racing

kurtasbestos

@Ventilator I trust Nintendo Life because the only [current] systems I own are Nintendo, and I don't have the patience or time to read other gaming sites. Over the past 10+ years, I've based the vast majority of my game purchases on Nintendo Life reviews and I've rarely disagreed with them. I can only think of two games that I regretted purchasing (and one of them is Splatoon, so that really just comes down to personal preferences), and there have been a few that I felt deserved a higher score, but if you live in a Nintendo-only bubble like I do, then reading this review tells me "if this game wasn't so expensive I would probably enjoy it least a little bit, mostly because I find the story behind the original movie very interesting." So yeah, I'd be missing out on a lot of content, but here in my bubble I'm blissfully aware of that, and if the game were on sale for a price I decided was reasonable, I probably wouldn't mind.

Re: Review: Pinchcliffe Grand Prix - Surprisingly Charming Licensed Kart Racing

kurtasbestos

@Poodlestargenerica Do you not trust Nintendo Life reviews because you don't read them, and instead rely on Metacritic to summarize things for you? I read the entire review (which isn't something I always do - if it's not something I was already interested in normally I'll skip to the summary and then decide from there if I want to go back and read the rest), and I felt like it told me everything I needed to know about the game and the pricing.

Besides, if someone's day is ruined because they spend that much on a game simply because they saw a 7/10 but didn't bother to read any details about it, they probably deserve to have their day ruined.

[edit] Oops... I didn't mean to steal that last part from @Kochambra, but hopefully I ruined someone's day.

Re: Pikmin Bloom's First Community Day Of 2022 Takes Place Next Week

kurtasbestos

I wish they would do one of these things on a weekday since I easily walk over 10000 steps every day for my job (and pass lots of flowers), but on a typical Saturday I'm lucky to break 2000 depending on how lazy the boy-child is being. I had to cheat in order to get the last special badge (Though it's funny because it proudly tells me "you planted 0 poinsettias at Community Day!"). Also, I can't believe I'm still "playing" this "game".

@OnlyItsMeReid Seriously, what is the point of coins if you can't use them to purchase any of the upgrades??? It makes me sad that I'm going to have to cull my Pikmin soon in order to get the badge for growing 400 of those expendable jerks. Also, since you can't really use them for anything useful, I can't help but wonder what kind a horrible person would actually spend money on coins (the most expensive one in Japan is 12,000 Yen, which I assume is $100 or... some large number of British currency).

Re: Best Nintendo Switch Short Games

kurtasbestos

I've played maybe around half of the games on this list, and absolutely loved most of them. Florence is the only one on there that I wasn't terribly impressed with.

@r0mer0 Planet Alpha is in my top 5 Switch games. AER Memories of Old is probably in the bottom 5 because it was a good game, but the ending is just cruel.

Re: Commodore 64 Games Are Being Teased For Nintendo Switch

kurtasbestos

We had a Commodore 64 when I was a human larvae, but I have no idea what games were popular or successful and hence might actually be ported to it. Realm of Impossibility (which was amazing), California Games (probably not as good as I remember), and the first game I ever bought with my own money, Apple Cider Spider (not likely to be ported) are about the only games I remember, though I know we had a bunch more.