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If Tony Hawk Pro Skater is so cool, then why don't they have Tony Hawk in real life yet?

Unlike these retailers, I know the real price of the Switch 2. You can trust me because Goomba is in my name.

The real price will be $5000000, plus tax and paid shipping.

They've gone bananas!

Mario Teaches Typing remake confirmed.

I was fully expecting a EC (Early Childhood) ESRB rating for this rerelease.

At this point, just put every gosh darn Xbox game on Switch 2 and PlayStation.

Like come on, we live in a timeline where this could become a reality:

We finally have Aggretsuko on Nintendo Switch

I wish we got 3D Land bundled with 3D World on the Switch. Then again, we got Bowser's Fury, soooooo...

@Discostew I know, I just love making fun of EA. It's a daily habit.

Sony is supporting the Nintendo Switch more than EA.

The cake was a lie...

I think I'll wait for the Nintendo Switch 2 Experience 2.

Tomorrow morning: "Nintendo has declared war on the internet. All of it. The World Wide Wotherfluffing Web."

Well, I can't complain about clarification.

Also, happy to know that Nintendo is an oiled-up machine.

Wow, I can't believe that Forever Entertainment created one of the greatest platformers on the Wii! I'll take 200 million stocks in Forever Entertainment, please!

These Switch 2 leaks are getting out of hand...

@LadyCharlie You're right. $60 is too cheap for us peasants. It needs to be $90 minimum.

"Because of these leaks, we regret to inform you that the Switch 2 is now delayed to next fiscal year, March 2026. Please buy Donkey Kong Country Returns HD."

Bold move, Nintendo.

Now you're playing with power.
Master Builder Power!

If they named it the Switch U and released it with "New Super Mario Bros. Wonder U", it would sell -30% better.

Hello Kitty Island Adventure sweeps all of these.

I always use my Joy Cons without straps, just in case I have to throw one at someone robbing my house.

@Bunkerneath Honestly, I'd argue that 2024 was a great year for music, but also a year with poor music. That might just be because I'm a younger R&B and Hip-hop enjoyer though.

Kanye West's Vultures albums are complete garbage though, and music made specifically for TikTok generally sucks, so that probably scared Rolling Stone to making a video game list.

I would watch an "Ivo Robotnik" solo film if it starred James Eugene Carrey.

I am pretty sure this isn't AI, but my god do I not blame people for thinking otherwise. The animation is so weird and stiff, and it's distractedly contrasting from the detailed models.

This will be the Morbius for video games.

i like the art style. i wish i could say more positive stuff.

When oxygen stops circulating the earth, there will still be a new Nintendo console and Mario game on the horizon.

I owe my soul to Acquire.

It's not purrfect, but Switch fans will be feline satisfied.

I guess the reviewer wasn't bricked up by this game.

Edit: I should've looked up what that meant.

I'll wait for Donkey Kong Country Returns 4K on the Switch 3.

Well I'd hope it be good. Some people on this website have probably started families in those six years. Not me, but still.

Level-2025

yes

It's not effing stable enough. MORE STABILITY!!!

@PikminMarioKirby Understandable. I never really cared for social media platforms either, but I just always hated Twitter/X. Only reason I'm even on Bluesky is because my friends are on it, but I would never make a Twitter account. That being said, Twitter is still the best social platform for videos other than YouTube and arguably TikTok.

I don't really care for following Nintendo Twitter posts anyways. All of the good ones are featured on Nintendo Life anyways. Hell, the Hookshot Media websites (Push Square, Pure Xbox) are the primary reasons why I'm able to really avoid social media lmao. Other than Discord, but I see that more as a messaging platform. I do agree that Twitter should be the primary embed video platform for Nintendo Life though, at least until Bluesky gets really good for mainstream media.

@PikminMarioKirby I honestly prefer Bluesky as an actual platform versus Twitter, but it's clearly still a work in progress. A really good one, but they really need to work on the embed on videos.

@BTB20 No, the title's unchanged. It's just crappy modern day internet humor (i love crappy modern day internet humor).

It's a meme where people use the catchphrase "ain't no party like a ...", but now that blank has been filled in with a controversial individual. I won't get into it, but search up "ain't no party like a meme" on Google, and you might get the gist of it. If you don't, don't worry about it, just appreciate that your brain isn't as rotted as mine.

@Cipher36 ???

I'm sorry, I'm not watching your mojo, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Nintendo Life, What exactly are your referencing with that title?

Sounds like an 11/10 to me.

I'm not believing anything coming out of this stinking company's mouth until I see a new Rayman game on store shelves.

Wow, that's more Smurf than I expected.

I've always wanted Mario to suffer in the hellscape that is Florida.

The next Nintendo console will be "Nintendo Vista".

I'm just hoping that I don't see a dynamax Typhlosion. Bleh...I think it's gonna take me a bit to see that Pokémon normally again.

Unbelievable. Their next generation console, and they don't even pack an AC adapter.

I mean I'm still gonna buy it.

Once they are all gone, we have to sound the Nintendo fan panic alarmo. We just have to.

Nintendo, do you even know how the Internet works?

Remember how Masayoshi Yokoyama, head of Ryu Ga Gotoku, and former series producer Toshihiro Nagoshi said that Yakuza was too "underground" for Switch and that it was not the "ideal platform"? Let's hope we prove them wrong.

I'm glad that the developers are respecting the show's artstyle and making the game run at 360fps, like in the anime.