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@skywake VRR is new for Nintendo. It's not a new technology, but it's a new pair of pants for them.

And I know that the Wii U was technically the most powerful console on the market for about a year. I think I would've heard more hype about it if people weren't confused on if it was a Wii accessory or not.

I'm just happy for my favorite outdated gaming company.

@sixrings I am not referring to Ridge Racer. Ridge Racer can probably run on a toaster oven. I am not shocked that Ridge Racer can run on Switch 2. Not publicly, at least.

I'm taking about Variable Refresh Rate, as it's the feature talked about in the article. Ridge Racer is just used as an example.

It's so refresh( rate)ing to see Nintendo actually embrace new technology, rather than being stuck on PS3-level power since 2012.

Remember when the Wii U was considered powerful? Yeah, me neither.

Wow, it's like an actually functional digital storefront! How revolutionary!

At least it's upfront and on the packaging. I honestly see this as an improvement from the previous code-in-a-box method

If this game does well on Switch 2, the console could become THE place for all games in the go.

One sec, I'm taking out a mortgage.

I miss Nintendo Land.

I think they meant to say "2052".

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

I don't even have a joke for this one, this looks so sick. Thank you, Sakurai.

Close enough. Welcome back, Bloodborne.

I've always wanted Nintendo to watch me while I sleep

Welcome back, Download Play.

Oh, I C now. Nice.

I can play as the cow. Game of the year.

It's a good thing that the Nintendo Switch 2 Direct isn't scheduled for today. Egh.

I love the franchises and games here, but I love the hive mindset, so 4/10.

I really hope that they just casually announce genre-defining titles on this silly little mobile app.

I... am (Hot) Goomba...

@Anti-Matter Are you kidding me? You of all people are judging what people play, or the visuals of what games they play? I have seen you speak over and over again for years about how much you love licensed kids games, and that's completely fine, more power to you, not everyone has to enjoy the usual. But the fact that you're being hypocritical and judging people who play Minecraft of all games is ridiculous.

I'm honestly pretty disappointed that you would have a double standard like this, expecting people to respect your taste in games, yet belittling people who enjoy Minecraft of all games. At least with the mature games you don't like, I can at least see it as your opinion, and I don't really see you bash people for playing those games. Do better.

Oh by the way, this song is ass. This movie is going to be great.

Nintendo Life is a savior for my procrastinating...self. I'll be sure to forget about this article, then complain about my unused gold points in two weeks.

Yes...

Baki Punch Out...

"They will now be banished to only be a support studio of Red Dead Redemption and Grand Theft Auto games for all of eternity."

@CrispyMango92 Don't worry, the Nintendo Switch 4 will immortalize every single person who uses it.

I feel like I'm the odd one out here, because I didn't mind this trailer. It felt like dumb fun and camp, and I think it looks much better than the first few trailers.
It's obviously not great, I don't think that this will be one of the best films of the year or anything, but I wouldn't say it's bad, and it at least seems more faithful than other video game adaptations.

Also,

This is cinema.

If Tony Hawk Pro Skater is so cool, then why don't they have Tony Hawk in real life yet?

Unlike these retailers, I know the real price of the Switch 2. You can trust me because Goomba is in my name.

The real price will be $5000000, plus tax and paid shipping.

They've gone bananas!

Mario Teaches Typing remake confirmed.

I was fully expecting a EC (Early Childhood) ESRB rating for this rerelease.

At this point, just put every gosh darn Xbox game on Switch 2 and PlayStation.

Like come on, we live in a timeline where this could become a reality:

We finally have Aggretsuko on Nintendo Switch

I wish we got 3D Land bundled with 3D World on the Switch. Then again, we got Bowser's Fury, soooooo...

@Discostew I know, I just love making fun of EA. It's a daily habit.

Sony is supporting the Nintendo Switch more than EA.

The cake was a lie...

I think I'll wait for the Nintendo Switch 2 Experience 2.

Tomorrow morning: "Nintendo has declared war on the internet. All of it. The World Wide Wotherfluffing Web."

Well, I can't complain about clarification.

Also, happy to know that Nintendo is an oiled-up machine.

Wow, I can't believe that Forever Entertainment created one of the greatest platformers on the Wii! I'll take 200 million stocks in Forever Entertainment, please!

These Switch 2 leaks are getting out of hand...

@LadyCharlie You're right. $60 is too cheap for us peasants. It needs to be $90 minimum.

"Because of these leaks, we regret to inform you that the Switch 2 is now delayed to next fiscal year, March 2026. Please buy Donkey Kong Country Returns HD."

Bold move, Nintendo.

Now you're playing with power.
Master Builder Power!

If they named it the Switch U and released it with "New Super Mario Bros. Wonder U", it would sell -30% better.

Hello Kitty Island Adventure sweeps all of these.

I always use my Joy Cons without straps, just in case I have to throw one at someone robbing my house.

@Bunkerneath Honestly, I'd argue that 2024 was a great year for music, but also a year with poor music. That might just be because I'm a younger R&B and Hip-hop enjoyer though.

Kanye West's Vultures albums are complete garbage though, and music made specifically for TikTok generally sucks, so that probably scared Rolling Stone to making a video game list.