@Znake I have. Great game. Don't see how Prince of Persia and Dread having similar gameplay means that they're using the same engine, or that it's just a replica of Metroid Dread. That's like saying that Castlevania games are just copies of Metroid games because they're both Metroidvanias.
I don't even think MercurySteam, the developers of Dread, has a real reason to give Ubisoft their engine for their game. In fact, allegedly Persia is using Unity as it's engine (Surprised it's not Ubiart to be honest).
Everyone's freaking out about the rating of the game, yet I don't even think most parents know or care about the difference between "Everyone" and "Everyone 10+".
Of course Arkham Knight looks a bit rough, that game could barely run on PS4 and Xbox One, of course it's gonna look kinda ass running off a toaster.
Honestly, other than the Batmobile sections having piss frame rates, I'd consider this a technical marvel (or dc), especially for arguably one of the most beautiful games of last generation. Knight still looks pretty decent on Switch, all things considered. It's a really impressive port and I applaud the developers for not setting Switches ablaze worldwide.
People compare this to Roblox, yet Roblox is pretty unrestricted compared to this. They allow accessories, avatars, and clothing that could raise eyebrows and allow user to make questionable avatars in a game technically for all ages. There are also some gory or violent games on Roblox.
Meanwhile, Fortnite restricts a character with a gun in a game...about guns.
Do I get a promo code for BetterHelp included, because I dont know if I could mentally recover from spending $200 on that, even if the games are quality.
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Re: 3DS Emulator Citra Is Coming To Meta Quest Next Week
Honestly this is pretty cool, playing 3DS games in VR sounds great.
Just don't tell Daddy Nintendo.
Re: Postal: Brain Damaged Brings "Cheeky" FPS Action To Switch Next Month
Hi, would you like to sign my petition?

Re: Yes, The Nintendo Switch Showcase Really Was Seven Years Ago
I'm not even that old but...damn.
Re: Video: Digital Foundry's Technical Analysis Of Prince Of Persia: The Lost Crown On Switch
@Znake I have. Great game. Don't see how Prince of Persia and Dread having similar gameplay means that they're using the same engine, or that it's just a replica of Metroid Dread. That's like saying that Castlevania games are just copies of Metroid games because they're both Metroidvanias.
I don't even think MercurySteam, the developers of Dread, has a real reason to give Ubisoft their engine for their game. In fact, allegedly Persia is using Unity as it's engine (Surprised it's not Ubiart to be honest).
Re: Video: Digital Foundry's Technical Analysis Of Prince Of Persia: The Lost Crown On Switch
@Znake I cannot tell if you're kidding or not.
Re: Cult Of The Lamb Reveals New Update As Game Sells Over 3.5 Million Copies
Oh cool, I can finally [redacted].
Re: Princess Peach: Showtime! Has Been Rated For Nintendo Switch
Everyone's freaking out about the rating of the game, yet I don't even think most parents know or care about the difference between "Everyone" and "Everyone 10+".
Re: Meowscarada Wins Pokémon Scarlet And Violet Popularity Poll In Japan
I don't care how sexy they make final evolution Pokémon, I will always love Fuecoco.
He little boy (:
Re: Video: Super Nintendo World Donkey Kong Country Expansion Commercials Released
Where the HELL is Seth ROGAN
Re: Fighters From Smash Bros. For 3DS Were Leaked By Former NoA Employee's Child
Now we just need someone's dog to leak the Switch 2!
Re: Indie Horror Hit Choo-Choo Charles Arrives On Switch Early Next Year
Choo Choo Motherfluffer
Re: Mortal Kombat 1's December Update Is Out Today, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
Do people still play the Switch version, or was the performance fatally awful?
Re: LEGO Fortnite, Rocket Racing, Fornite Festival - Which Is Best? Everything You Need To Know
@Anti-Matter That's not even a good joke, you're just making a "haha Fortnite bad" joke. What year is this, 2022?
Re: LEGO Fortnite, Rocket Racing, Fornite Festival - Which Is Best? Everything You Need To Know
I'd pay $70 for Pikmin Fortnite
Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom's Master Sword Twist Was Decided Very Early On
I haven't played the game but I really like swords so 10/10 would master again
Re: Zelda-Style Z-Targeting Was Apparently "Too Hardcore" For LEGO Fortnite
@Anti-Matter Jeez, sorry mom.
Re: Random: Super Mario Bros. Wonder Mod Swaps Out Blue Toad For Rosalina
They disrespected Blue Toad.
Re: Mini Review: Batman: Arkham Asylum (Switch) - A No-Frills Port Of A Superhero Classic
Re: Random: The Game Awards Urged Eiji Aonuma To 'Wrap Up' Zelda Acceptance Speech
They didn't want to be moved to Tears.
Re: The Game Awards GOTY For 2023 Is Baldur's Gate 3
Only reason why it won was because Pikmin 4 wasn't nominated.
Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Wins Best Action/Adventure Game At TGA 2023
I feel like I'm like one of two people who haven't played this or BOTW yet.
Re: Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Comes To Apex Legends Early Next Year
Final Fantasy VII Redone Over And Over Again
Re: EA Is Bringing A New 'EA Originals' Title To Switch In April Next Year
@Joeynator3000 Everyone wants EA Originals.
Re: Vampire Survivors' Upcoming DLC Features An Out Of This World Among Us Collaboration
Ouchie, you A-bite Us.
Re: Fortnite Teases LEGO, Rocket Racing And Festival Games, Launching Next Week
Hello Peter. Welcome to Fortnite.
Re: Video: Batman Arkham Trilogy Side-By-Side Graphics Comparison
Of course Arkham Knight looks a bit rough, that game could barely run on PS4 and Xbox One, of course it's gonna look kinda ass running off a toaster.
Honestly, other than the Batmobile sections having piss frame rates, I'd consider this a technical marvel (or dc), especially for arguably one of the most beautiful games of last generation. Knight still looks pretty decent on Switch, all things considered. It's a really impressive port and I applaud the developers for not setting Switches ablaze worldwide.
The incomplete cartridge still stings though.
Re: Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse Remastered Now Arriving On Switch In Spring 2024
You crack me up little buddy!
Re: Shadow Sneaks Into View In 'Sonic The Hedgehog 3' Image Tease
@JakedaArbok I found Shadow's steaks.

Re: Random: Players Are Recreating Mario Wonder's Musical Moments In Mario Maker 2
Re: Random: Mario And Luigi Have Spin Jump Control Preferences In Super Mario Galaxy
Yet another reason why Luigi is the best character.
Re: Cult Of The Lamb Announces Sins Of The Flesh, Its "Next Free Major Content Update"
Why are they nakey
Re: Nintendo Aware Of Super Mario RPG "Paratroopa" Bug Preventing Progress
Guess they flew away too early.
Re: Review: Bluey: The Videogame (Switch) - Captures The Look, But Not The Family Magic
Fake news, this is the best game of all time.
Re: Fortnite Announces Age Ratings Update, Restricts Cosmetics
People compare this to Roblox, yet Roblox is pretty unrestricted compared to this. They allow accessories, avatars, and clothing that could raise eyebrows and allow user to make questionable avatars in a game technically for all ages. There are also some gory or violent games on Roblox.
Meanwhile, Fortnite restricts a character with a gun in a game...about guns.
Re: Random: Valve's Gabe Newell On Game Delays: "Late Is Just For A Little While, Suck Is Forever"
Remember guys, delays are temporary, Doom is eternal.
Re: Aspyr Claims The Star Wars: KOTOR 2 DLC Was Cancelled Due To A 'Third Party'
This lawsuit has inspired me. I am now suing McDonald's because they got my order wrong.
Re: Random: Nintendo Is A "Wonderful" Place To Work If You're A Genius, According To Former Employee
@LadyCharlie Jokes on you, I just became best friends with Amazon. We went to eat ice cream together and are going bowling next week.
Re: Review: DreamWorks All-Star Kart Racing - Ain't The Sharpest Tool In The Shed
The worst Shrek product since Shrek the Third.
Re: Valve Announces Steam Deck OLED, Says Switch OLED Paved The Way
@Rika_Yoshitake At this point, I can't tell if this is satire or not.
Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give WarioWare: Move It?
0/10 because me no like Wario voice change.
Re: Shuntaro Furukawa Claims Recent 'Switch 2' Rumours Are Not Accurate
Ah yes, Nintendo's favorite tactic. Lying!
Re: Site News: Nintendo Life Turns 18 Today
Congrats Nintendo Life. You're one year closer to getting shut down by Nintendo!
Re: Microsoft Will Think Of Nintendo Users As "Part Of The Xbox Community" Going Forward
Yeah I'm reusing the same joke from Push Square.

Re: Can You Name The Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Fighter From Their Feet?
Dan Schneider got a job here?
Re: Digital Foundry Digs Into The Nvidia Chip Rumoured To Power 'Switch 2'
Ok but can it run Doom?
Re: Detective Pikachu Has Another Case To Crack In This Adorable New Short Film
Am I the only one who thought the thumbnail for the article was AI art at first?
Re: Annapurna Interactive Collection Contains 12 Acclaimed Games On One Switch Cartridge
Do I get a promo code for BetterHelp included, because I dont know if I could mentally recover from spending $200 on that, even if the games are quality.
Re: Review: Harvest Moon: The Winds Of Anthos - Terrible Title, Pretty Alright Game
Harvest Moon: The Quest for a Good Title
Re: Review: Agatha Christie - Murder On The Orient Express - A Clever New Spin On An Old Mystery
The bad accents alone make this a 10/10.
Re: Hello Kitty And Friends Happiness Parade Dances Its Way Onto Switch Next Week
I'm waiting for Hello Kitty Island Adventure to come to switch. Not this...actually this looks alright.