D-Hopper has big Jumping Flash energy, and given that it's the ACTUAL first 3D platformer, there's probably some spite based truth to that.
I also find it funny that Nintendo is now finding F-Zero games that almost but didn't happen, to avoid making a new retail release. Next comes releasing the anime, including finishing the dub.
Mansion of Innsmouth is a CHOICE for launch, but it's convenient for me to FINALLY find out where all the T&E Soft IP ended up.
Also, who had Not Jumping Flash for Virtual Boy, alongside the lost F-Zero spin-off (hope we get that manual as part of this), seeing the light of day in the big 2026? What are tonight's PowerBall numbers?
@SillyG Yes, that's why U&I would be the applicant. Though Wade should REALLY talk to them about using that "do not make public until a certain date" field.
Also, weird that just "Atari" would be in the developer field. 1) Just another general mess-up on U&I's part 2) Nightdive and Digital Eclipse had to work together on this due to just how many different platforms Rayman was released on (Digital Eclipse has a Jaguar emulator, but only Nightdive has a PS1 emulator) 3) This is being done by Atari's obscure India branch, the real Atari Dev Team 1, which was created to make and maintain the VCS, and this could be a way of slowly transitioning that team off of the slowly sunsetting platform 4) This is being done by Atari's brand new Atari Germany/Atari Luxembourg team, which only legally existed as early as September of last year.
I like it. For all the criticism people give Nintendo, you can't call them dishonest in their marketing. What you get is stated flatly, and plainly on the box. Same reason why Key-cards are such a controversy on Nintendo despite being a thing for generations on the others: because Nintendo are the dirst to be honest about it.
Thanks, Wade. Not sure about that $20 physical tax. I'm going to assume that's a European thing (and actually, has Atari done physical in Europe themselves already? I check in with PAL releases so infrequently)
And can smeone please tell AntDude that Bubsy is not an indie game
@NatiaAdamo Start raving mad dictators are more fun when in the context of a resource managment sim or as giant monsters that get sliced in half by the power of friendship, tig bitties, and sick guitar solos
Win-win. Either he actually gets Hasbro to clean up their act, or he torpedoes them into the ground and I never have to hear anything about Magic or DnD ever again!
Note that Nintendo doesn't show up for the Keighleys, unless it's something REALLY left field or they're DESPERATE, but they do show for award shows that are actual award shows
@MirrorFate2 They have a WHAT in the Japanese cast?!
Again, the only controversial voice actors I could imagine would be in the English dub, because if the Japanese VA's get caught in something they get SCRUBBED from the game usually. I think it was Kiwami 2 that was delayed to scrub the Japanese voice of Olaf from it cause he got arrested on drug possession
@TheRazor The only thing keeping me from The Syzlak family tradition is the need to see what the heck Kingdom Hearts 4 is, and to urinate on my mother's grave because that drunk slag still isn't dead yet.
No seriously, who the hell are Kepler and what war crimes are funding them? How are they ALWAYS all over the overpriced Keighleys with multiple games that just end up as farts in the wind most of the time?
So Flying Wild Hog have been working on an FF7 Remake of TR1 since they finished that Jagex thing? Well good to see some synergy is still around. And we get to finally officially see Classic Lara's polygons in 4K, though I bet /v/ is already complaining about them being too small.
Also, hate that Amazon Game Studios logo. With ALL of my hate
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Re: Two Cancelled Virtual Boy Games Coming To NSO In 2026, Including F-Zero Spin-Off
D-Hopper has big Jumping Flash energy, and given that it's the ACTUAL first 3D platformer, there's probably some spite based truth to that.
I also find it funny that Nintendo is now finding F-Zero games that almost but didn't happen, to avoid making a new retail release. Next comes releasing the anime, including finishing the dub.
Re: Nintendo Announces Launch Line-Up For Switch Online Virtual Boy
Mansion of Innsmouth is a CHOICE for launch, but it's convenient for me to FINALLY find out where all the T&E Soft IP ended up.
Also, who had Not Jumping Flash for Virtual Boy, alongside the lost F-Zero spin-off (hope we get that manual as part of this), seeing the light of day in the big 2026? What are tonight's PowerBall numbers?
Re: WarioWare's Original Soundtrack Has Been Added To Nintendo Music
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Re: Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream Nintendo Direct Announced For Thursday, 29th January
The next release slot is Late April - May, assuming that Fire Emblem leak was incorrect.
Re: Surprise! Rayman 30th Anniversary Edition Has Been Rated
@SillyG Yes, that's why U&I would be the applicant. Though Wade should REALLY talk to them about using that "do not make public until a certain date" field.
Also, weird that just "Atari" would be in the developer field.
1) Just another general mess-up on U&I's part
2) Nightdive and Digital Eclipse had to work together on this due to just how many different platforms Rayman was released on (Digital Eclipse has a Jaguar emulator, but only Nightdive has a PS1 emulator)
3) This is being done by Atari's obscure India branch, the real Atari Dev Team 1, which was created to make and maintain the VCS, and this could be a way of slowly transitioning that team off of the slowly sunsetting platform
4) This is being done by Atari's brand new Atari Germany/Atari Luxembourg team, which only legally existed as early as September of last year.
Re: Bandai Namco Announces New Dragon Ball Game Project "AGE 1000"
FINALLY!
REAL DRAGON BALL CHARACTERS!
Re: Super Mario Galaxy Movie's New Trailer Shares A "First Look" At Yoshi
The main take-away is that Yoshi and Birdo use their game actors. Cause otherwise Comcast would have given them headshot reveals.
...
That, or KMR is pulling triple duty
Re: Industry Veteran Hideki Konno Has Apparently Left Nintendo After Four Decades
Wait, he was the head of EPD11? Oof, that means his last game was Fire Emblem Shadows.
Re: Street Fighter 6's Next DLC Character Arrives This March, First-Look Gameplay Trailer Released
Still weird, but I dig the musical number.
Remember, the only difference between musical theater and pro-wrestling is there are more large naked men in wrestling
Re: Random: Mario Wonder's New Box Art Might Be The Ugliest 'Switch 2 Edition' Cover Yet
I like it. For all the criticism people give Nintendo, you can't call them dishonest in their marketing. What you get is stated flatly, and plainly on the box. Same reason why Key-cards are such a controversy on Nintendo despite being a thing for generations on the others: because Nintendo are the dirst to be honest about it.
Re: Bubsy 4D Launches In May, Physical Release Confirmed For Switch & Switch 2
Thanks, Wade. Not sure about that $20 physical tax. I'm going to assume that's a European thing (and actually, has Atari done physical in Europe themselves already? I check in with PAL releases so infrequently)
And can smeone please tell AntDude that Bubsy is not an indie game
Re: Super Mario Bros. Wonder + Meetup In Bellabel Park Arrives On Switch 2 In March
The first Captain Toad amiibo and he has to share it with The Weed
Re: A 'World Class' Pokémon Attraction Is Coming To Universal Studios
Pikachu kills Homer Simpson
Re: Switch 2 Predicted To Follow In PlayStation And Xbox's Footsteps This Year With "Global Price Hike"
@Spider-Kev HEY! I'm a deranged Libertarian, thank you very much
Re: Mario Kart World Has Been Updated To Version 1.5.0, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
Shout out to my boys at GOG that can now play this game in a language that isn't imperialist drek.
" plays as Kamek on Choco Mountain."
...you wanna double check which Mario Kart you're talking about, buddy?
Re: Ubisoft Cancels 6 Games In Major Organisation Restructure
@NatiaAdamo Start raving mad dictators are more fun when in the context of a resource managment sim or as giant monsters that get sliced in half by the power of friendship, tig bitties, and sick guitar solos
Re: Ubisoft Cancels 6 Games In Major Organisation Restructure
Add Ubisoft right underneath El Presidente on the "can you just die and get it over with already?" list
Re: Switch 2 Predicted To Follow In PlayStation And Xbox's Footsteps This Year With "Global Price Hike"
@Nep-Nep-Freak It's all part of the same conspiracy
Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns HD Gets A Free Switch 2 Update And Adds Dixie Kong
Oh THAT'S why Forever had to remake the entire game, down to the models, in Unity.
Re: Switch 2 Predicted To Follow In PlayStation And Xbox's Footsteps This Year With "Global Price Hike"
I didn't vote for him
Re: Former Nintendo Of America President Doug Bowser Joins Hasbro's Board Of Directors
Win-win. Either he actually gets Hasbro to clean up their act, or he torpedoes them into the ground and I never have to hear anything about Magic or DnD ever again!
Re: Nintendo Boosts Its Reach With Another 'Nintendo Today!' Update
What an oddly specific set...
Re: "I'm Excited To Meet You" - Devon Pritchard Makes Her First Public Appearance As President Of NoA
Note that Nintendo doesn't show up for the Keighleys, unless it's something REALLY left field or they're DESPERATE, but they do show for award shows that are actual award shows
Re: The Marvellous 'Ace Combat 7' Has Sold 7 Million Copies In 7 Years
Ace Combat 7's on Switch?
Re: Armature Studio, Founded By Metroid Prime Devs, Has Been Shut Down
THREE MORE REASONS TO HATE MARK ZUKERBERG!
Re: Sega Is Adding Playable Bandai Namco Game Gear Titles To Yakuza Kiwami 3
@MirrorFate2 They have a WHAT in the Japanese cast?!
Again, the only controversial voice actors I could imagine would be in the English dub, because if the Japanese VA's get caught in something they get SCRUBBED from the game usually. I think it was Kiwami 2 that was delayed to scrub the Japanese voice of Olaf from it cause he got arrested on drug possession
Re: Sega Is Adding Playable Bandai Namco Game Gear Titles To Yakuza Kiwami 3
@MirrorFate2 YongYea's actually a criminal? I thought he was just a normal YouTube scumbag
Re: An Overlooked Disney Collection From Digital Eclipse Has Been Rated For Switch
Thanks, Wade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_cqEY_xhDU
Re: Looks Like Comedy Shooter Sequel 'High On Life 2' Is Coming To Switch 2
If High on Life is comedy, Schinleder's List is a Python sketch
Re: Mario Tennis On Switch 2 Has 38 Playable Characters – "The Most In Series History"
Aces didn't have the Babies, so for all we know it's just the Aces cast plus 2 baby forms yet to be revealed. Most likely Baby Bowser and Baby Yoshi
Re: Nintendo Switch's Hulu App Will Be Discontinued Next Month
There's a Hulu app on Switch?
Re: Capcom Arcade Stadium Physical Features Five Cover Options, But Which Is Your Favourite?
I'm not mad, I'm just confused
Re: Today Is Doug Bowser's Final Day As Nintendo Of America President
So long, and THANKS FOR NOTHING
Re: Guilty Gear Strive Team Provides Update About "Future" Of Nintendo Switch Edition
It's more dependent on if Tantalus' schedule can fit it in
Re: Feature: Farewell, Nintendo Switch - It's Finally Time To Bid Our Old Friend 'Adieu'
Until the Super Seitch has an exclusive Xenoblade or Famicom Detective Club, that broken firmware hubk a junk ain't even real
Re: Splatoon 3's Annual In-Game Event Frosty Fest Returns Early Next Year
@TheRazor The only thing keeping me from The Syzlak family tradition is the need to see what the heck Kingdom Hearts 4 is, and to urinate on my mother's grave because that drunk slag still isn't dead yet.
Re: Splatoon 3's Annual In-Game Event Frosty Fest Returns Early Next Year
Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, and the brothers Smith and Weston
Re: Review: System Shock (Switch 2) - Performance Woes Tarnish A Classic
Yep. That's an Atari game.
Re: Monolith Soft Releases Interview Celebrating Its Work On The Zelda Series
Reject Zelda
Return to Jesus allegory and Welsh Cat girls
Re: Fire Emblem Shadows Makes Metacritic's "Worst Games Of 2025" List
Ha! Glover's on there. Pich is going to be pissed about that
Re: Mortal Kombat: Legacy Kollection Switch 1 & 2 Physical Release Does Not Include Mortal Kombat 4 On The Game Card
....gawddamnit Wade
Re: 'Orbitals' Brings Awesome-Looking Asymmetrical Co-Op Anime Antics To Switch 2 Next Year
@Indielink ...I was spelling the name wrong the entire time. Whoops.
NetEase. They're sudden meteoric rise is because they got a "large investment" from NetEase, which is different from buying shares. Somehow.
Re: Mega Man Returns In 2027 With A "Brand-New Entry" For Switch And Switch 2
@shiningpikablu252 My therapist says I need to be more optimistic to counter act the suicidal pessimism, so my cope comes in weird forms.
Plus, we may still not have Xenoblade 4 and/or Famicom Detective Club 5 by then still either, meaning I won't have a Super Switch
Re: 'Orbitals' Brings Awesome-Looking Asymmetrical Co-Op Anime Antics To Switch 2 Next Year
No seriously, who the hell are Kepler and what war crimes are funding them? How are they ALWAYS all over the overpriced Keighleys with multiple games that just end up as farts in the wind most of the time?
Re: Mega Man Returns In 2027 With A "Brand-New Entry" For Switch And Switch 2
Hooray! Base Switch version means actual cartridge! And knowing Capcom, Proto Man amiibo.
Also this happened right after https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Cebvertbg
Re: Aspyr No Longer Releasing Deus Ex Remastered On Switch In February 2026
Yeah... yeah that's for the best. CDE is already a massive drain on Embracer, they don't need to be dragged through the mud anymore.
Re: Video: Here's Your First Look At The Street Fighter Live-Action Movie, Due Out 2026
Well it certainly looks stupid enough, but I think the colors on Ryu and Cammy may be a bit TOO game accurate
Re: A New Tomb Raider Entry Has Leaked Ahead Of The Game Awards
So Flying Wild Hog have been working on an FF7 Remake of TR1 since they finished that Jagex thing? Well good to see some synergy is still around. And we get to finally officially see Classic Lara's polygons in 4K, though I bet /v/ is already complaining about them being too small.
Also, hate that Amazon Game Studios logo. With ALL of my hate
Re: A New Tomb Raider Entry Has Leaked Ahead Of The Game Awards
I've given up hope that something nice will happen
Re: Limited Run Games Is Bringing NES 'Jaws' To Switch In "Massively Expanded" Form
I don't think Josh actually makes money on these meme ports. I think he's embezzeling from CDE and that's why projects keep getting canned