As a professional hater of Metroid fans, I would like to restate that Metroid's baby sister Famicom Detective Club got Nintendo Store merch first. That is a victory those annoying speed freaks can never take away from me
@Henmii Well of you ask /v/ the second attempt wasn't much to look at either ba-dum-tish
Clearly, they just want the studio as an assest grunt work factory (1-Up, Monolithsoft Kyoto) and as a way of getting a pre-set up office space for the new SEA branch because corporate real estate in Singapore is &#$+# to find
@OstianOwl I'm sure every newscaster just has all that rage bottled up from all the horrendous stuff they have to read, and she got an excuse to release it all at once.
AMC?! That can't be either of the two I'm thinking of. And Virtuous seems like a risky choice for Nintendo considering how leaky they are. I'm surprised we didn't know anything about them wokeing on this beforehand.
I'm also just plain shocked they let Samus has yet another new actress, though it could just be two lines like the Spanish newscaster did in Dread: one line of Chozo and the Screaming wrath of 1000 vengeful furies
I 100% Xenoblade 2 pre-DLC and I still have no idea why people think the game needs a Super Switch re-release. At best, all 4 games could use a Panic Button free optimization patch, but it's not so necessary to keep banging on about it when most people still haven't played X despite my multiple threats of great violence if they do not
@Fighting_Game_Loser This is not S & 2. S & 2 are actually fully domestic. Seemingly this team's biggest contribution is being even more filler art for EPD5, which is good because Monolithsoft Kyoto can only make so many fish based brand puns
Montpiller? I thought they were all Hands on Rayman? Granted, despite their finance issues Ubisoft still had more support studios than Bobby Kotick had Children's Hearts in Jars (7) so it could be a matter of Ubisoft's EPD10 simply leading the other teams on Rayman and/or French Half-Life 3
Nintendo knows exactly what Prime 4's main demographic is, and they will be engaging with it only through as many proxoes and moderators as they can GET
It may be a genre I hate, but I respect Supergiant for using their publishing deal with Nintendo to show them up in thier own house by including something in the manual slot.
@Tempestryke There is no evidence to support this other than Miyamoto REALLY FRAKIN LOVES the Jim Henson Company, and I imagine getting them involved in his fantasy epic story would be his number one condition
See, this is why we don't translate songs unless the lyrics are plot important, especially in advertising. What works as a hook in Japanese RARELY works in any other language
Where Anthony? This would've been the perfect time to bring back Mr. Remember Me. And have him be the only one that doesn't die. Again There will be so much trauma fan art about the robot and the other girl's inevitable painful deaths. I also like that the Sylux amiibo is "Get the 100% ending without needing to 100%". That's just funny to me.
At this point, I'm so starved for PlayStation legacy content I'll take a Sly Cooper hero shooter. An Ico tower defense game. Endless Runner Mr. Mosquito
Man who thought things couldn't possibly get any worse more disappointed himself for not realizing that they could in fact get worse than the fact that things are somehow worse than originally thought possible.
On the Yukes switch port bell curve that's a 9/10. I went ahead and ordered it on PS5 (couldn't find it locally. What the hell, Koei-Tecmo America?) because I thought it would have performance issues on Switch, but I guess they finally figured the Vita2 out.
Not a Konami game. Konami Europe is trying to do the Devolver/EA Originals thing again after Skullgirls... well we all remember what happened at the Taco Bueno.
The only IP of this batch that Konami owns is Skellattack. Everything else has been retained by the devs.
The FGC has been... saying very mean things about this game because they're going in expecting a Fighting Game, when really they should know from Street Fighter that Digital Eclipse is very very bad at those. This is not a fighting game ment for sweaty tourneys. Digital Eclipse makes documentaries for sweaty nerds like me.
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Re: Nintendo Reveals New Line Of Metroid Merch, And We Want It All
As a professional hater of Metroid fans, I would like to restate that Metroid's baby sister Famicom Detective Club got Nintendo Store merch first. That is a victory those annoying speed freaks can never take away from me
Re: Nintendo Music "Special Release" Adds Seven Tracks From Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
I like Fury Green
It sounds like Xenoblade
Re: Random: Samus Is Joined By Doom Slayer's Voice Actor In Metroid Prime 4
Doom Guy talks?!
Re: PSA: Copy Your Save In Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Before You Enter The Endgame
It's all a scheme to get people to buy the Sylux amiibo
@Jason_Feiner I like that the forest level music is just Xenoblade.
Re: Nintendo To Acquire Bandai Namco Studios Singapore As A Subsidiary
@Henmii Well of you ask /v/ the second attempt wasn't much to look at either ba-dum-tish
Clearly, they just want the studio as an assest grunt work factory (1-Up, Monolithsoft Kyoto) and as a way of getting a pre-set up office space for the new SEA branch because corporate real estate in Singapore is &#$+# to find
Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Credits Reveal A Plethora Of Assist Devs, Including Next Level Games
@OstianOwl I'm sure every newscaster just has all that rage bottled up from all the horrendous stuff they have to read, and she got an excuse to release it all at once.
Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Credits Reveal A Plethora Of Assist Devs, Including Next Level Games
AMC?! That can't be either of the two I'm thinking of. And Virtuous seems like a risky choice for Nintendo considering how leaky they are. I'm surprised we didn't know anything about them wokeing on this beforehand.
I'm also just plain shocked they let Samus has yet another new actress, though it could just be two lines like the Spanish newscaster did in Dread: one line of Chozo and the Screaming wrath of 1000 vengeful furies
Re: Nintendo Today! Mobile App Update Adds A New Donkey Kong Theme
Dangit! Donkey jumped the line! He was supposed to be the last one to get a theme
Re: Anniversary: Monolith Soft Celebrates Xenoblade Chronicles 2 With A Post, But We're Desperate For A Switch 2 Revamp
I 100% Xenoblade 2 pre-DLC and I still have no idea why people think the game needs a Super Switch re-release. At best, all 4 games could use a Panic Button free optimization patch, but it's not so necessary to keep banging on about it when most people still haven't played X despite my multiple threats of great violence if they do not
Re: Nintendo To Acquire Bandai Namco Studios Singapore As A Subsidiary
@Fighting_Game_Loser This is not S & 2. S & 2 are actually fully domestic. Seemingly this team's biggest contribution is being even more filler art for EPD5, which is good because Monolithsoft Kyoto can only make so many fish based brand puns
Re: Nintendo To Acquire Bandai Namco Studios Singapore As A Subsidiary
Weren't these the guys what were rumored to be making Prime 4 originally till they biffed it?
I think this also means Nintendo just bought an IP, cause I think their one developed game was explicitly stated as "copyright Bandai Singapore"
EDIT: Hirogami! Published by Kakeshi Games, of all entities, the game's legal does state that ""© 2024 Bandai Namco Studios Singapore Pte. Ltd." Ironically, this game is on everything, BUT Nintendo. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3135840/Hirogami/
Re: Beyond Good & Evil 2 Job Listing Shows There's Signs Of Life In The Old Hog Yet
Montpiller? I thought they were all Hands on Rayman? Granted, despite their finance issues Ubisoft still had more support studios than Bobby Kotick had Children's Hearts in Jars (7) so it could be a matter of Ubisoft's EPD10 simply leading the other teams on Rayman and/or French Half-Life 3
Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Launch Streams Announced, Watch "Top Streamers" Play
Nintendo knows exactly what Prime 4's main demographic is, and they will be engaging with it only through as many proxoes and moderators as they can GET
Re: Star Fox Programmer's Next Game May As Well Be A New Entry In Nintendo's Series
... Didn't Giles used to have a different studio? Made the Steel Diver trilogy I think. Wonder how that went under
Re: Review: Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition (Switch 2) - A Serviceable Port Of One Of Lara's Very Best
I still don't like the modern Tomb games, but at least it's finally a W for THQNordic's most embattled cousin.
Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Getting The New Kirby Air Riders amiibo?
@CaleBoi25 not permanent cuts, no.
But amiibo do go on clearance
Re: Undertale Is Teaming Up With Square Enix For Some Special 10th Anniversary Merch
@boxyguy Cartoon sack it is
Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Getting The New Kirby Air Riders amiibo?
I will get Marx, Susie, and Rick but only after they get the inevitable price cuts
Re: Undertale Is Teaming Up With Square Enix For Some Special 10th Anniversary Merch
You think Toby asked to be paid in Giant check, or cartoonishly large sack with a $ on it?
Re: Kirby Air Riders Players Are Creating 'Micro Bikini' Machines, But Nintendo's Having None Of It
Cowards that they are
Re: The Next Picross Games Are Teaming Up With Capcom & SNK
"CvS3! CvS3!"
The ever opurtunistic, puzzle loving monkey's paw:
Re: Gallery: Hades 2's Switch 2 Physical Boasts A Stunning Reversible Cover
It may be a genre I hate, but I respect Supergiant for using their publishing deal with Nintendo to show them up in thier own house by including something in the manual slot.
Re: Japanese Charts: Konami Rolls Another Smash Hit With Its Momotaro Dentetsu Board Game Sequel
I wish Konami localized their good games
Re: Poll: What Do You Make Of Link And Zelda's Live-Action Looks?
@Tempestryke There is no evidence to support this other than Miyamoto REALLY FRAKIN LOVES the Jim Henson Company, and I imagine getting them involved in his fantasy epic story would be his number one condition
Re: Surprise! Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition Is Available Now On Switch & Switch 2
We are just as confused as the rest of you why this is still Aspyr and not CDE themselves
Re: Animated Tomb Raider Series Returns To Netflix For A Second Season Next Month
Really, being a THQNordic fan is just suffering indignity after indignity at this point.
Re: Poll: What Do You Make Of Link And Zelda's Live-Action Looks?
I will reserve judgement until we see what the Jim Henson creature shop does for the beasties
Re: The Game Awards Nominees Announced, Donkey Kong Bananza Up For GOTY
You people are REALLY underestimatijg just how much Geoff loves Kojima
Re: Nintendo Launches 2026 Calendars, Including One Just For NSO Subscribers
RHYTHM HEAVEN! TELEROBOXER! THEY PAID OFF NAMCO SO THEY COULD HAVE CHIBI! Finally, one of these things has GOOD games on it for once.
Re: Review: Videoverse (Switch) - Miiverse-Inspired Visual Novel Is Beautifully Human
@VoodooTrumpet I'm not sure what emotion that gif is
Re: Preview: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Is Great, But I Want To Kill One Of Its Characters
Don't worry. They'll all die horribly with the amount of "Cop X days from Retirement" dialogue they had in the trailer.
Re: Video: Nintendo Just Dropped Its Best (Worst?) Song Since DK Rap
See, this is why we don't translate songs unless the lyrics are plot important, especially in advertising. What works as a hook in Japanese RARELY works in any other language
Re: Review: Videoverse (Switch) - Miiverse-Inspired Visual Novel Is Beautifully Human
"I know artists who use subtlety, their ***** COWARDS" - The dev who decided the next gen console should be called Dolphin
Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Finally Gets The Trailer We've Been Waiting For
Where Anthony? This would've been the perfect time to bring back Mr. Remember Me. And have him be the only one that doesn't die. Again
There will be so much trauma fan art about the robot and the other girl's inevitable painful deaths.
I also like that the Sylux amiibo is "Get the 100% ending without needing to 100%". That's just funny to me.
Re: Random: Do You Miss Metroid Prime: Blast Ball? Don't Worry, PlayStation Has Got You Covered
At this point, I'm so starved for PlayStation legacy content I'll take a Sly Cooper hero shooter. An Ico tower defense game. Endless Runner Mr. Mosquito
Re: Level-5 Shows Off The First 30 Minutes Of Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road
The Star Citizen of Soccer
Re: Pokémon Pokopia Is Seemingly Nintendo's First Game-Key Card Release
I yearn for the sweet release of death
Re: Pokémon Pokopia Gets March 2026 Release Date, Brand New Trailer Coming This Week
Man who thought things couldn't possibly get any worse more disappointed himself for not realizing that they could in fact get worse than the fact that things are somehow worse than originally thought possible.
Re: Good Smile Reveals New Fire Emblem Byleth Dancer Figure, Pre-Orders Now Live
Another 3 years of Three Houses discourse
Re: Pokémon Legends: Z-A's Mega Dimension DLC Scores December Release Date
Oh, hai Korrina
Re: Nintendo States Its Intention To Acquire More Development Teams
@MidnightDragonDX Only 51%
Re: Nintendo States Its Intention To Acquire More Development Teams
@AJWolfTill SRD and Monolithsoft
Re: The Atari 50 Pac-Man Expansion Launches On Switch Next Week
@shgamer So is The Room for film
Re: The Atari 50 Pac-Man Expansion Launches On Switch Next Week
@EarthboundBenjy Wade has not made any announcements to such a plan, but I plan on holding off. I'm certainly in no rush to 2600 Pac-Man
Re: Nintendo States Its Intention To Acquire More Development Teams
HAL and Intelligent Systems. They're referring to buying HAL and Intelligent Systems out outright
Re: Review: Double Dragon Revive (Switch) - Nice Ideas, Uneven Execution
On the Yukes switch port bell curve that's a 9/10. I went ahead and ordered it on PS5 (couldn't find it locally. What the hell, Koei-Tecmo America?) because I thought it would have performance issues on Switch, but I guess they finally figured the Vita2 out.
Re: Switch 2 Has The Largest Third-Party Software Lineup Ever For New Nintendo Hardware
And most of it is e-waste crap in a hat
Re: Konami's Octopus Platformer Swims Onto Switch 2 Next Year, While Switch 1 Version Goes MIA
Not a Konami game. Konami Europe is trying to do the Devolver/EA Originals thing again after Skullgirls... well we all remember what happened at the Taco Bueno.
The only IP of this batch that Konami owns is Skellattack. Everything else has been retained by the devs.
Re: "I'm Running On Fumes" - Digital Eclipse Is Scrambling To Address Issues With Mortal Kombat: Legacy Kollection
And one of the Super Switch's few cartridges will need a reprint. Fudge
Re: Review: Mortal Kombat: Legacy Kollection (Switch 2) - A Killer Kompilation, But Online Is A Mess At Launch
The FGC has been... saying very mean things about this game because they're going in expecting a Fighting Game, when really they should know from Street Fighter that Digital Eclipse is very very bad at those. This is not a fighting game ment for sweaty tourneys. Digital Eclipse makes documentaries for sweaty nerds like me.