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@TheRazor The only thing keeping me from The Syzlak family tradition is the need to see what the heck Kingdom Hearts 4 is, and to urinate on my mother's grave because that drunk slag still isn't dead yet.

Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, and the brothers Smith and Weston

Yep. That's an Atari game.

Reject Zelda

Return to Jesus allegory and Welsh Cat girls

Ha! Glover's on there. Pich is going to be pissed about that

....gawddamnit Wade

@Indielink ...I was spelling the name wrong the entire time. Whoops.

NetEase. They're sudden meteoric rise is because they got a "large investment" from NetEase, which is different from buying shares. Somehow.

@shiningpikablu252 My therapist says I need to be more optimistic to counter act the suicidal pessimism, so my cope comes in weird forms.

Plus, we may still not have Xenoblade 4 and/or Famicom Detective Club 5 by then still either, meaning I won't have a Super Switch

No seriously, who the hell are Kepler and what war crimes are funding them? How are they ALWAYS all over the overpriced Keighleys with multiple games that just end up as farts in the wind most of the time?

Hooray! Base Switch version means actual cartridge! And knowing Capcom, Proto Man amiibo.

Also this happened right after https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Cebvertbg

Yeah... yeah that's for the best. CDE is already a massive drain on Embracer, they don't need to be dragged through the mud anymore.

Well it certainly looks stupid enough, but I think the colors on Ryu and Cammy may be a bit TOO game accurate

So Flying Wild Hog have been working on an FF7 Remake of TR1 since they finished that Jagex thing? Well good to see some synergy is still around. And we get to finally officially see Classic Lara's polygons in 4K, though I bet /v/ is already complaining about them being too small.

Also, hate that Amazon Game Studios logo. With ALL of my hate

I've given up hope that something nice will happen

I don't think Josh actually makes money on these meme ports. I think he's embezzeling from CDE and that's why projects keep getting canned

Aren't these normally announced on Tuesday night though? Why the 12 hour delay?

Best of a bad situation "Atari purchases Netherrealm, Mortal Kombat, and all other IP from Netflix for an undisclosed amount of nickles in a burlap sack, and a bottle of Merlot. TT games to go independent"

Much more likely horrible tbing to happen under current corruption "Skydance Paramount announces new Mortal Kombat game along with tournament circuit. 105% of all proceeds to go towards the IDF. TT to act as support studio on new Harry Potter game about killing 'desert wizards hiding in hospitals' after loss of Lego license after CEO remarks on toy giant being 'kinda gay.'"

You know what I miss? Pitfall

Well things are about to get way way worse for me in particular

To all the international folks who have been able to be blissfully unaware of the nonsense we've been putting up with in the States: YOU DO NOT WANT PARAMOUNT TO WIN THIS

They are Skydance now, and Skydance is essentially THE REICHSTAG

@Henmii All my decisions are based on how they'll help me anger PC gamers

@Henmii Eh, I can't say one way or the other. I can't play First person games, but I do hate Metroid fans

I fell for click-bait and all I got was carpel-tunnel

Netflix was the neutral option: just the same bad things continuing to happen. Skydance Paramount is the bad one: things immediately getting much much worse. The REAL bad sign though was that COMCAST were the GOOD Option.

We can only hope that, in the confusion, a lion's share of the gameinf assets somehow end up at Wade Rosen's Atari (though now I'm remembering that his brother is the head of games at Nickelodeon, under Paramount, and my mind is putting two and two together and-)

Oh.

Oh no

As a professional hater of Metroid fans, I would like to restate that Metroid's baby sister Famicom Detective Club got Nintendo Store merch first. That is a victory those annoying speed freaks can never take away from me

I like Fury Green
It sounds like Xenoblade

Doom Guy talks?!

It's all a scheme to get people to buy the Sylux amiibo

@Jason_Feiner I like that the forest level music is just Xenoblade.

@Henmii Well of you ask /v/ the second attempt wasn't much to look at either ba-dum-tish

Clearly, they just want the studio as an assest grunt work factory (1-Up, Monolithsoft Kyoto) and as a way of getting a pre-set up office space for the new SEA branch because corporate real estate in Singapore is &#$+# to find

@OstianOwl I'm sure every newscaster just has all that rage bottled up from all the horrendous stuff they have to read, and she got an excuse to release it all at once.

AMC?! That can't be either of the two I'm thinking of. And Virtuous seems like a risky choice for Nintendo considering how leaky they are. I'm surprised we didn't know anything about them wokeing on this beforehand.

I'm also just plain shocked they let Samus has yet another new actress, though it could just be two lines like the Spanish newscaster did in Dread: one line of Chozo and the Screaming wrath of 1000 vengeful furies

Dangit! Donkey jumped the line! He was supposed to be the last one to get a theme

I 100% Xenoblade 2 pre-DLC and I still have no idea why people think the game needs a Super Switch re-release. At best, all 4 games could use a Panic Button free optimization patch, but it's not so necessary to keep banging on about it when most people still haven't played X despite my multiple threats of great violence if they do not

@Fighting_Game_Loser This is not S & 2. S & 2 are actually fully domestic. Seemingly this team's biggest contribution is being even more filler art for EPD5, which is good because Monolithsoft Kyoto can only make so many fish based brand puns

Weren't these the guys what were rumored to be making Prime 4 originally till they biffed it?

I think this also means Nintendo just bought an IP, cause I think their one developed game was explicitly stated as "copyright Bandai Singapore"

EDIT: Hirogami! Published by Kakeshi Games, of all entities, the game's legal does state that ""© 2024 Bandai Namco Studios Singapore Pte. Ltd." Ironically, this game is on everything, BUT Nintendo. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3135840/Hirogami/

Montpiller? I thought they were all Hands on Rayman? Granted, despite their finance issues Ubisoft still had more support studios than Bobby Kotick had Children's Hearts in Jars (7) so it could be a matter of Ubisoft's EPD10 simply leading the other teams on Rayman and/or French Half-Life 3

Nintendo knows exactly what Prime 4's main demographic is, and they will be engaging with it only through as many proxoes and moderators as they can GET

... Didn't Giles used to have a different studio? Made the Steel Diver trilogy I think. Wonder how that went under

I still don't like the modern Tomb games, but at least it's finally a W for THQNordic's most embattled cousin.

@CaleBoi25 not permanent cuts, no.

But amiibo do go on clearance

@boxyguy Cartoon sack it is

I will get Marx, Susie, and Rick but only after they get the inevitable price cuts

You think Toby asked to be paid in Giant check, or cartoonishly large sack with a $ on it?

Cowards that they are

"CvS3! CvS3!"

The ever opurtunistic, puzzle loving monkey's paw:

It may be a genre I hate, but I respect Supergiant for using their publishing deal with Nintendo to show them up in thier own house by including something in the manual slot.

I wish Konami localized their good games

@Tempestryke There is no evidence to support this other than Miyamoto REALLY FRAKIN LOVES the Jim Henson Company, and I imagine getting them involved in his fantasy epic story would be his number one condition

We are just as confused as the rest of you why this is still Aspyr and not CDE themselves

Really, being a THQNordic fan is just suffering indignity after indignity at this point.