"Pfff, what does Nintendo know about making games?! I'm out!"
I also immediately thought of Sakurai's extremely picky revision examples.
I also think of the Mark Twain quote:
“The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter. ’tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.”
FANTASIAN Neo Dimension (a complex JRPG from the creator of Final Fantasy)
Arcade Archives FANTASTIC NIGHT DREAMS COTTOn (the classic "cute 'em up"!)
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 1 & 2 Remastered (the original 1999 Playstation game got a "91" on MetaCritic, a "9.3" from IGN. The sequel got a "9" from IGN for PS2)
RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic (it's RCT 1&2!)
Taito Milestones 3 (Bubble Bobble! & its sequel Rainbow Islands! Rastan finally! And 7 other games!)
Waiting for reviews: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Rita's Rewind
Hopefully someone who owns the game can comment on this article later and share if the game has been drastically improved with this patch. I would hate to only have "some of the issues" corrected instead of most, if not all of them.
I haven't played it, but here is a sampling from Reddit:
"I have just tried it on handheld and it's definitely better, but still laggy and not good enough for a Soulslike"
"On Switch? Still abysmal. Started a fresh save and it starts out promising, then slowly devolves into a low fps fest."
Sounds like it's still: "Best played on other platforms."
I think (Nintendo's "private idaho" aside) that consoles will continue to exist simply because they are cheaper, more convenient, and more secure than PCs. Even though exclusives are nearly a lost art (thankfully), these factors just make a console a much more reasonable purchase in a lot of situations.
Personally, I love my PC and Switch and will probably never own a 'real' console lol
I think the "consoles going away" idea is that they will be replaced by televisions via streaming. You won't need a box at all.
Right now you can get an Amazon firestick, plug it into your TV and you have an Xbox. By all accounts, it doesn't work very well at the moment, but a few years down the line...
A while ago I googled for lists of the best Sega Genesis games. I looked for long lists each at least 50 games long, that were ranked. I assigned points based on rank and added them all up. I was left with 16 lists, 396 unique games and 1,465 total entries.
Vectorman ended up tied for #46 best Genesis game. Toejam & Earl 2: Panic on Funkotron was tied for #76. Mercs was tied for #117.
Vectorman and Toejam & Earl 2: Panic on Funkotron were already included in the Sega Genesis Classics collection, which is being delisted forever on December 6th by the way, better snatch that up while you can!
This Genesis version of Mercs is new to the Switch. The Japanese version of the original arcade game is available in the Capcom Arcade Stadium collection, as others have mentioned already.
I haven't played it but I've read a lot about it. Unlike previous installments, this one has all the features, but "plays best on other platforms". I believe NL said it's the best soccer/football game on the Switch. So it depends on your expectations and available consoles you have.
Ain't no party like Mario Party. The only things that causes more fights between family members and friends is Monopoly.
Most people play Monopoly with house rules, where money (like taxes, etc.) get put into the middle of the board and are "won" by anyone who lands on "Free Parking". This pumps more money into the economy, making it much more difficult for anyone to go bankrupt and be eliminated. That is the main reason why Monopoly is horrible and never ends (though there are others of course, it is a 120 year old game after all).
That's the limit that's possible for storage on the Switch. Only problem is, we don't know anything about memory storage on the Switch 2 yet. Will it even take micro sd cards? etc.
For people complaining that DLC shouldn't be included: why?
Elden Ring won in 2022. Let's say Elden Ring: Shadows of the Erdtree wins this year. Then they say, "hey, we're on a roll, why stop now?" and they add more expansions. Elden Ring: Fires of the Crystal Shore wins in 2025. Elden Ring: Swamps of the Dreaded Fate wins in 2026. Elden Ring: Caves of the Wretched wins in 2027. Elden RIng: Guys I think we made a mistake wins in 2028. Elden Ring: Maybe we should have had a DLC category? wins in 2029. Elden Ring: Or maybe DLC should be in 'Ongoing Game' or something? wins in 2030.
A while ago I googled for lists of the best Neo Geo games. I looked for ranked lists at least 25 games long. I ended up finding 7 qualifying lists with 132 unique games and a total of 413 separate entries.
Rage of the Dragons ended up the #106 best Neo Geo game.
It's known as a very good "B-tier" fighter. But now NintendoLife has given it the same score as 5 other Neo Geo fighters:
Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake (they want us to play this one first before I & II, because III is a prequel to the first 2 games, and they have added story elements that make playing III first the best way to tackle the trilogy)
Arcade Archives VS. The Quest of Ki (Former Japan exclusive alert!)
Irem Collection Volume 2 (includes 2 early run 'n gun games by the team that would go on to make Metal Slug! And another, Air Duel a shmup that has never been released outside Japan before!)
Waiting for Reviews:
Stray (It doesn't look like the visuals on Switch will hold up at all, but let's see...)
My fav part is the one that says that most readers here think that the NSO is a good value. Further proves the whole "vocal minority" argument.
What? You don't like all the "NSO IS A SCAM! THEY'RE NOT GETTING MY MONEY! I WANT TO OWN MY GAMES NOT RENT THEM!" comments? Under every. single. NSO. article?
Tetris Forever (Another Digital Eclipse museum collection! Includes 15 games, some never before released outside of Japan, and includes the original Russian computer version!)
Angel at Dusk (rated "Overwhelmingly Positive" by nearly 1,000 users on Steam, the highest possible rating)
Arcade Archives RIOT (An incredibly unique-looking shooting gallery game, where your character is in the middle plane, and can shoot forward to the next plane, but also BACKWARD towards the screen at enemies that pop up in the foreground! It's so cool!)
hey folks, dev here! there's a patch coming soon for auto-saving on the switch. and another that'll be submitted after that improving general performance.
patches for consoles have to go through a formal review process so they can take a little longer to get live than on PC!
And, when asked if the Switch physical edition will include the upcoming patches:
Yep! That's why it's not shipping until next year. We're waiting until the builds settle before manufacturing
Considering getting the N64 controller for Switch... I have this itch to play N64 this holiday season.
I had to! Playing Super Mario 64 with a Pro Controller, and having to constantly use the shoulder button to do anything, it just doesn't make sense or feel right to me.
I never played the original Generations, and I’m not sure about this one quite yet.
An IGN reviewer ranked all the Sonic games (26 of them). She put Sonic Superstars at #10 Sonic Generations at #3 Sonic X Shadow Generations she ranked the #1 best Sonic game ever, ahead of Sonic Mania Plus.
Cursed to Golf has a below average rating by users on Steam, with reviews like this:
"...for a roguelike it takes WAAAAAAAY too long for a run, looking at several hours per run, maybe even a day if your unlucky, and worst of all it really feels like you never make any progress, even when you do"
For anyone confused about the free Arcade "hub" download, the 2 separate games, the same games as add-ons, and the 2 DLC characters, this should help:
"We're happy to announce that the RetroRealms Double Feature Digital Launch Bundle, including both Halloween & Ash vs Evil Dead games plus Laurie Strode & Kelly Maxwell character DLCs, will be available for a limited time across all platforms on launch day, October 18, for $49.99!" (that's USD)
I bought this game the day it came out, played it once, and then literally never touched it again
Did you play it with people? Or alone?
Solo it looks like it would be about as much fun as playing Mario Party by yourself.
It reminds me of people that "don't see the point" of classic arcade games (Pac-Man, Asteroids, Defender etc.). The high score was the thing. Competing with others was the whole point. Getting a couple of friends in the same room together to try and outdo each other's high scores will always be fun.
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Re: Review: Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop (Switch) - A Fix-'Em-Up Roguelite We Want To Love But Can't
link12684 wrote:
It's got 3 GUSHINGLY positive MetaCritic reviews for PC so far (including a perfect "100" from TheGamer).
I'll get it on Steam. A little launch sale too.
Re: Zelda: Echoes Of Wisdom Makes The Longlist For BAFTA's 2025 'Best Game' Award
fenlix wrote:
Downside for me is they heavily favour British-made games.
"Support our own!" seems to be the general idea.
Re: Random: Metroid Prime 3 Dev Left Retro Studios After "Unhealthy Relationship" With Nintendo Micromanagement
"Pfff, what does Nintendo know about making games?! I'm out!"
I also immediately thought of Sakurai's extremely picky revision examples.
I also think of the Mark Twain quote:
“The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter. ’tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.”
Re: Shmup Fans Rejoice! 'DoDonPachi True Death' Is Coming To Switch In Japan This Month
DoDonPachi SaiDaiOuJou is one of 64 games to make it onto Shmups Forum's "Annual Top 25 Shmups of All Time" lists over their 20-year history.
It was an "Honourable Mention" this year.
Re: Croc Remaster Will Miss Its December 2024 Launch Window
A delayed Croc Remaster is bad eventually.
But a rushed Croc Remaster will be bad immediately.
Re: Arcade Shoot 'Em Up 'Under Defeat' Blasts Onto Switch Early 2025
jake1421 wrote:
In 20 years of voting, it is one of 64 games to make it on the Shmups Forum's "Annual Top 25 Shmups of All Time" lists.
Re: Nintendo Download: 5th December (North America)
vio wrote:
Reviews so far make it sound like a slightly improved version of an interesting failure. And that a remake would have made more sense.
Re: Nintendo Download: 5th December (North America)
Getting:
(a complex JRPG from the creator of Final Fantasy)
(the classic "cute 'em up"!)
(the original 1999 Playstation game got a "91" on MetaCritic, a "9.3" from IGN. The sequel got a "9" from IGN for PS2)
(it's RCT 1&2!)
(Bubble Bobble! & its sequel Rainbow Islands! Rastan finally! And 7 other games!)
Waiting for reviews:
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Rita's Rewind
Re: Another Crab's Treasure Lands Performance Update On Switch, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
GregamanX wrote:
I haven't played it, but here is a sampling from Reddit:
"I have just tried it on handheld and it's definitely better, but still laggy and not good enough for a Soulslike"
"On Switch? Still abysmal. Started a fresh save and it starts out promising, then slowly devolves into a low fps fest."
Sounds like it's still: "Best played on other platforms."
Re: Ex-PlayStation Boss Questions Future Of Consoles, But Not Nintendo Hardware
solarwolf07 wrote:
I think the "consoles going away" idea is that they will be replaced by televisions via streaming. You won't need a box at all.
Right now you can get an Amazon firestick, plug it into your TV and you have an Xbox. By all accounts, it doesn't work very well at the moment, but a few years down the line...
Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's Game Boy Library With Another Classic
NL users rank it the #21 best Game Boy game.
The original is #27.
Donkey Kong Land 2 is #18.
Re: Feature: Nintendo Life eShop Selects & Readers' Choice (November 2024)
BOOOOoooo!!! HISSSSssss!!!
I just added Rise of the Golden Idol to my wishlist because of the feature you are throwing away...
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (30th November)
Looking forward to starting Mission in Snowdriftland, the video game advent calendar tomorrow!
Re: Nintendo Download: 28th November (North America)
Getting:
I'm interested in the EGGCONSOLE games but wish there was somewhere that picked through them to recommend which of them are:
Re: Three Sega Genesis / Mega Drive Games Have Been Added To Switch Online's Expansion Pack
A while ago I googled for lists of the best Sega Genesis games. I looked for long lists each at least 50 games long, that were ranked. I assigned points based on rank and added them all up. I was left with 16 lists, 396 unique games and 1,465 total entries.
Vectorman ended up tied for #46 best Genesis game.
Toejam & Earl 2: Panic on Funkotron was tied for #76.
Mercs was tied for #117.
Vectorman and Toejam & Earl 2: Panic on Funkotron were already included in the Sega Genesis Classics collection, which is being delisted forever on December 6th by the way, better snatch that up while you can!
This Genesis version of Mercs is new to the Switch. The Japanese version of the original arcade game is available in the Capcom Arcade Stadium collection, as others have mentioned already.
Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's Game Boy Library With Another Classic
NL users ranked Donkey Kong Land the #27 best Game Boy game.
Donkey Kong Land 2 is even better, at #18
Re: Review: Loco Motive (Switch) - A Stunning Whodunnit With Impeccable LucasArts Vibes
And a launch sale that ends in 2 days?
Aaaaaaand...purchased.....
Re: Super Mario Party Jamboree Tops The Switch Charts In Its Opening Month (US)
@Gryffin
I haven't played it but I've read a lot about it. Unlike previous installments, this one has all the features, but "plays best on other platforms". I believe NL said it's the best soccer/football game on the Switch. So it depends on your expectations and available consoles you have.
Re: Super Mario Party Jamboree Tops The Switch Charts In Its Opening Month (US)
Dee123 wrote:
Most people play Monopoly with house rules, where money (like taxes, etc.) get put into the middle of the board and are "won" by anyone who lands on "Free Parking". This pumps more money into the economy, making it much more difficult for anyone to go bankrupt and be eliminated. That is the main reason why Monopoly is horrible and never ends (though there are others of course, it is a 120 year old game after all).
Re: Deals: Huge Micro SD Card Discounts Appear In Early Black Friday Sales
2TB SanDisk micro sd cards are out now.
$210 USD
That's the limit that's possible for storage on the Switch. Only problem is, we don't know anything about memory storage on the Switch 2 yet. Will it even take micro sd cards? etc.
Re: Nintendo Download: 21st November (North America)
Slim pickins this week. But probably getting these:
("86" on MetaCritic for PC)
(Rated "Overwhelmingly Positive" on Steam, the highest possible rating, from nearly 14,000 users)
I also already have all of the Shockman games.
Re: 133 Games You Should Pick Up In Nintendo's 'Cyber Deals' Switch eShop Sale (North America)
N00BiSH wrote:
My motto is: "A game bought now is one less you have to buy later."
Re: The Game Awards 2024 Nominees Have Been Revealed - Zelda, Mario And Metroid Nominated
AnonyQ wrote:
Elden Ring won in 2022.
Let's say Elden Ring: Shadows of the Erdtree wins this year.
Then they say, "hey, we're on a roll, why stop now?" and they add more expansions.
Elden Ring: Fires of the Crystal Shore wins in 2025.
Elden Ring: Swamps of the Dreaded Fate wins in 2026.
Elden Ring: Caves of the Wretched wins in 2027.
Elden RIng: Guys I think we made a mistake wins in 2028.
Elden Ring: Maybe we should have had a DLC category? wins in 2029.
Elden Ring: Or maybe DLC should be in 'Ongoing Game' or something? wins in 2030.
Re: The Game Awards 2024 Nominees Have Been Revealed - Zelda, Mario And Metroid Nominated
Here are all the Switch games nominated:
Re: Review: Rage Of The Dragons NEO (Switch) - A Fabulous Version Of A Fantastic Fighter
A while ago I googled for lists of the best Neo Geo games. I looked for ranked lists at least 25 games long. I ended up finding 7 qualifying lists with 132 unique games and a total of 413 separate entries.
Rage of the Dragons ended up the #106 best Neo Geo game.
It's known as a very good "B-tier" fighter. But now NintendoLife has given it the same score as 5 other Neo Geo fighters:
All 5 of those games made the Top 11.
Re: Nintendo Download: 14th November (North America)
Getting:
(they want us to play this one first before I & II, because III is a prequel to the first 2 games, and they have added story elements that make playing III first the best way to tackle the trilogy)
(Former Japan exclusive alert!)
(includes 2 early run 'n gun games by the team that would go on to make Metal Slug! And another, Air Duel a shmup that has never been released outside Japan before!)
Waiting for Reviews:
(It doesn't look like the visuals on Switch will hold up at all, but let's see...)
Re: Batman Arkham Trilogy Games Now Available Individually On Switch eShop
Alright, I'll bite on a physical edition of the trilogy (the file size is absolutely enormous).
Re: The Results Of Our 2024 Switch Summer Survey Are In
Arkay wrote:
What? You don't like all the "NSO IS A SCAM! THEY'RE NOT GETTING MY MONEY! I WANT TO OWN MY GAMES NOT RENT THEM!" comments? Under every. single. NSO. article?
"New games added to the NSO today!"
"SCAM! OUTRAGE! SCREW YOU NINTENDO!"
Re: Mini Review: Atari 50: The Anniversary Celebration - The First Console War (Switch) - Once More Unto The Breach
Deljo wrote:
I raise you Turbo with the racing wheel and accelerator pedal!
Re: Nintendo Download: 7th November (North America)
Re: Random: Rapper Doja Cat Debuts 'Bouncy' Conker-Inspired Halloween Costume
Doja Cat's Instagram post:
Re: Every New Game In Atari 50's Final DLC Expansion Has Been Revealed
@MeloMan
Nope. All those classic Activision games, the ones everyone immediately think of when they hear "2600", are not here.
These are (I think) all Atari-developed games.
Re: Review: Slay The Princess - The Pristine Cut (Switch) – A Brilliant Horror Narrative Hampered By Technical Issues
From Reddit:
And, when asked if the Switch physical edition will include the upcoming patches:
Re: Zelda's Got Nothing On Divine Dynamo Flamefrit's Grass-Cutting Mechanic
In case anyone's wondering, Inti Creates is the developer of these series:
Re: Exclusive: Croc Remaster Gets A Release Window And A Swanky Collector's Edition
coolioam wrote:
Yes. It's not so much "That was a great game!", as much as it is a recent wave of "Hey! I remember that game!"
Re: 'Nintendo Music' Is A New Mobile App Exclusive To Switch Online Members
Kirbyo wrote:
"I'm not paying to rent music I want to OWN the music blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah"
Re: Super Monkey Ball: Banana Rumble Scores A Switch eShop Demo
Everyone says it plays great, but the multiplayer modes are so lacking. Then they announced more modes will be added drip-feed style.
Waiting for a day where "multiplayer is good now!"
Re: Switch Online's "Mature" N64 App Expands With Two More Games
Pillowpants wrote:
I had to! Playing Super Mario 64 with a Pro Controller, and having to constantly use the shoulder button to do anything, it just doesn't make sense or feel right to me.
Re: Review: Yakuza Kiwami (Switch) - A Decent Port Of An Ambitious, Frustrating Game
Other platform review scores indicate it is a good game.
This review is helpful though, by stating it is a pretty darn good port. So I will buy!
Re: Three More Worms Games Are Joining Digital Eclipse's 'Armageddon' Remaster Next Year
I'm in for all Digital Eclipse museum documentary games.
So cool.
Re: Best Mario Party Games Of All Time
harrystein wrote:
They're...all on the list?
If you don't like the new game then rate it low.
If you haven't played the new game...well...
Re: Review: The Smurfs - Dreams (Switch) - Not Quite Smurf, But Surprisingly Smurf
Okay, so they made a good Smurfs game.

But does it have a giant skull in it?
Re: Switch Online Offering Trio Of Game Trials
@LikelySatan
"A Good Walk Spoiled" as they say. And playing the game you don't even get the good walk part.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Sonic X Shadow Generations
AccessibleDaydream wrote:
An IGN reviewer ranked all the Sonic games (26 of them).
She put Sonic Superstars at #10
Sonic Generations at #3
Sonic X Shadow Generations she ranked the #1 best Sonic game ever, ahead of Sonic Mania Plus.
Re: Switch Online Offering Trio Of Game Trials
@jesse_dylan
Cursed to Golf has a below average rating by users on Steam, with reviews like this:
"...for a roguelike it takes WAAAAAAAY too long for a run, looking at several hours per run, maybe even a day if your unlucky, and worst of all it really feels like you never make any progress, even when you do"
Re: Nintendo Download: 17th October (North America)
Will get:
Waiting to hear the Switch port is good:
Re: Mini Review: RetroRealms: Ash Vs Evil Dead (Switch) - A Gorgeous & Gory 16-Bit Throwback
For anyone confused about the free Arcade "hub" download, the 2 separate games, the same games as add-ons, and the 2 DLC characters, this should help:
"We're happy to announce that the RetroRealms Double Feature Digital Launch Bundle, including both Halloween & Ash vs Evil Dead games plus Laurie Strode & Kelly Maxwell character DLCs, will be available for a limited time across all platforms on launch day, October 18, for $49.99!" (that's USD)
Re: Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition Updated (Version 1.1.1), Here's What's Included
Not_Soos wrote:
Did you play it with people? Or alone?
Solo it looks like it would be about as much fun as playing Mario Party by yourself.
It reminds me of people that "don't see the point" of classic arcade games (Pac-Man, Asteroids, Defender etc.). The high score was the thing. Competing with others was the whole point. Getting a couple of friends in the same room together to try and outdo each other's high scores will always be fun.
Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Getting Super Mario Party Jamboree?
I said "waiting for reviews", but everything so far sounds fantastic.
And I'm an easier sell when it comes to couch multiplayer games than solo games, so chances are very high that I'll grab it.
Re: Review: Ys X: Nordics (Switch) - Another Great Entry, Though We're Not Sold On The Sailing
Got VIII
Skipped IX because of reported Switch poor performance
Will get X
Weird that they didn't bother fixing IX....