Desrever

Desrever

Nerdy, purdy, but over thirty :(

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Re: Nintendo Strips Team Jackpot Of Splatoon 3 World Championship Win

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I said some pretty awful stuff during my young "edgelord" phase trying desperately to be funny, but even then, I only said things like that around friends and knew better than to post it online where everyone can see it.
I grew up, got jobs where I made friends with a wider range of folk, and learned that punching down is rarely funny and that the true nature of humor in its purest form is an excessive use of puns. And I think a love for puns is required for all Nintendo Life readers. Puns are the great uniter. (uniter? I hardly know her!)

Re: Soapbox: Marvel Vs. Capcom Was The Unsung Hero Of The June Nintendo Direct

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I gasped louder at this than I did Zelda. I'm a huge X-Fan, and for YEARS Marvel was actively trying to kill off the franchise because of petty squabbles over studio rights. Going as far as editing all mutants out of group shots for Infinity Wars merch.

But those days are behind us and we have been eating good. Even if you weren't a big fan of a the Krakoa era, it undeniably gave the franchise the shot in the arm it needed to pull off something like X-Men 97.

Aside from MvC2 which I could play at my friend's house, all the games in this collection are ones I would get starry-eyed over at the arcade. I'd pop quarters in and get about 3 or 4 fights in before I got humiliated by the CPU. And after all these years, I may finally have my revenge without even having to be all pirate-like about it.

Re: Gallery: The Legend Of Zelda: Echoes Of Wisdom Is A Glorious Mix Of Old And New

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I was worried that we were moving away from the top-down formula, so I was ecstatic to see this revealed.

Also, I can almost guarantee that Zelda will end up with the bow Link was holding. It had a unique design to it, and Zelda's been shootin' arrows for several iterations now. And with the focus being about summoning monsters to fight, then it makes since to stay in the back row and lend ranged support rather than bumping into your own monster to try and hit the same enemy.

Re: Hands On: 'Gris' Devs Are Ready To Make Us Cry Again With The Beautiful 'Neva'

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I was late to the game on picking up Gris, and loved it. Played through it a couple times, but I agree that it can be a bit slow (which I totally get is part of the appeal)

This game looks fantastic, though. The slow unfurling of rich environments from Gris is clearly still at the heart here, but the gameplay seems a lot more engaging. And I'm such a sucker for games featuring li'l guys as companions. And that Neva is quite the li'l guy. I'm very excited for this one.

Re: Site News: Suggest Questions For Our Upcoming Switch Summer Survey

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Howzit holding up?

-How many of your joycons are drifting?
-Is there a gap in the top of your switch caused by battery bulging?
-Are there cracks in the plastic from getting too hot?
-Have you ever had to send it in to Nintendo for repairs?
-Have you modded your system in any way?

I'd be very interested in taking this survey just to see where this particular community is at as we approach thr post-mortem stages.

Re: Feature: Spitfire Interactive Talks X-Men, XCOM, And "What Age Has To Say To Youth" In 'Capes'

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The man clearly knows what the best X-Men era was, and for all the right reasons. So if that's a source of inspiration then I'm already way more interested.

Midnight Suns was far more "Fire Emblem: Three Houses" than it was "XCom". It really caught me off guard at first, but then after asking Blade to help decorate for Magik's birthday party, I relented to the silliness, and ended up thoroughly enjoying that game. It really is a shame it never made it to Switch.

Re: Talking Point: Which Games Were Just The Perfect Length?

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If we're talking short and sweet, the OG Steamworld Dig. Even shorter? Sayonara Wild Hearts!

But my ultimate answer is Hades. Solely because what someone may consider "beating the game" can refer to one out of 3 or 4 different goals. Choose the goal that's right for you!

Re: Balatro Surpasses 500,000 Sales In First 10 Days

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@Haruki_NLI I think this is surrounding the whole PEGI drama where they think there's a gambling context to the game, which is an automatic 'adult' rating.

I'm very interested, but this might be one of the rare cases where I hold out for a mobile release

Re: 'Runner2' Leaps To Switch Next Week, Complete With Charles Martinet

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I've played the Bit.Trip collection on 3DS, and have Runner3 on Switch. Had a blast with them. I didn't think of it as an 'incomplete' trilogy, but I guess now I gotta get 2 just for the sense of completion.

I feel like Commander Video was revving up to be an Indie star, then all the hype sorta of collapsed around him. He was even in Smash!