Desrever

Desrever

Nerdy, purdy, but over thirty :(

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Re: Random: 'Nintendo Generation' Skeletons Aren't Tough Enough, Says US Army Major

Desrever

So you're telling me that after I spent my ENTIRE childhood playing NES games, and then immediately went into spending all my adult money on Nintendo merch... and I'M still not part of the Nintendo generation!?

That is some major BS. I'm just as physically deficient as your run of the mill Zoomer, and my bones are twice as brittle. And yet THEY get to be the Nintendo Generation?

Thats it. I'm officially boycotting the Army, and I will not be joining their ranks out of spite, thankyouverymuch.

Re: Nintendo Of America Launches A Packed My Nintendo Store

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They had taken down the MyNintendo rewards store, then brought it back for about a month or so, and then took it down again.

I was really hoping that with the new storefront, they would have a better selection of items to spend Platinum Points on, but looks like the link still goes to an 'Error' page. That big jar is overflowing, and I need something to spend these points on thats not a jpeg.

Re: Random: Disney's Chip 'n Dale Reboot Features A Cute Nod To The 1990 NES Game

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I am fond of Rescue Rangers... I enjoy Lonely Island... these sort of 4th wall IP jumble movies can be fun stories... but this just doesn't seem like a good fit.

They had a brief shot of Roger Rabbit and I immediately thought "This movie would be much better as a Roger Rabbit sequel"

Anyway. As far as the NES games go, I was always appreciative of Co-op multiplayer games since there were very few good ones that didn't have you either play against each other or take turns. Rescue Rangers 2 might actually be my favorite co-op game. As the middle child, I got to play it as both the younger sibling tagging along, and later as the older sibling leading the charge.

Re: This Official Nintendo Direct Infographic Showcases All Its Reveals

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I feel like this was the first direct where the covid delays were really apparent. Xenoblade aside, just about everything from Nintendo was an add-on or a remaster from a previous project and a bunch of 3rd party ports.

All things considered, it was still a strong showing, but its so hard to compare to times when production was running at full force.

I'm excited as hell for the Portal Collection and "free" Mariokart DLC, so I didn't feel like I was leaving empty handed.

Re: Review: EarthBound - A Quirky, Cosmic Adventure Bound To Warm Your Heart

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@Anti-Matter I also had my first proper introduction to RPGs with FFVII and VIII, (unless you count pokemon) I didn't actually get around to playing Earthbound until the year that the Wii was released, so I have no nostalgia for it during the SNES era, like I do with Super Mario World or Steet Fighter II. And I was mostly just curious about who Ness from Smash Bros was.

I can tell you that even though it takes a moment to find your groove, it's an incredibly sincere and heartfelt game that's funny and charming all the way through. I didn't think it would be the kind of game I would enjoy playing, but it absolutely won me over. I'd recommend at least giving it a try if you have the Nintendo Online account anyway. It might not win you over, but if it does then you'll be glad you went for the ride.

Re: Pokémon Legends: Arceus Version 1.0.2 Is Now Available, Here Are The Full Patch Notes

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Will give this a spin later. I know it wasn't mentioned in the patch notes, but I've been having issues walking in a straight line. They keep breaking their sprint and slowing to a walk over and over.

I'm pretty sure this is tied to changing the settings to increase the motion control settings (from 0 to 1) Put it back on 0, and they would walk just fine in one steady sprint.

Its a shame because the motion controls make aiming so much easier. Hoping they can patch this so I can have it both ways

Edit: nope! Still happening

Re: Random: An AI Broke Tetris On NES, And It’s Compelling Viewing

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Something about watching each new glitch palette come up was strangely thrilling. I love how NES Tetris is still making waves and breaking records in the gaming community over 30 years after its release. Between this and "rolling control" techniques, its a pretty thrilling time for the Tetris scene

Re: Random: Unearthed 1998 TV Report Blames Nintendo 64 For "Gaming Addiction"

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I play a LOT more games now as a grown ass man than I did as a kid or teen.

I have considered there might be addiction at play.

That being said, I've been able to go months without playing anything at all, and instead of using all that free time to be proactive and productive, I just binge watched a lot more TV than normal and messed around on my phone for most of the day.

The games were never the problem

Re: Super Bomberman R Online Gets New Character And Battle Map

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I'm really into Bomberman, and have been since NES days. Even with Bomberman 64, I had ton of hours poured into it thanks to multiplayer mode.

So believe me when I say that I was really looking forward to this game.

I played it twice, and then uninstalled it a couple weeks later. And this was even during the early Switch days when I was desperate for new games to play.

Re: Mortal Kombat's 2021 Movie Reboot Is Getting A Sequel

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Just to be clear... the 90's Mortal Kombat movie was a trashy cheesy mess, but the cinematography was on point. Annihilation had no redeeming qualities.

The reboot was just "okay". Not interesting enough to be good, and not cheesy enough to be funny like a cult classic. Very "meh" but watchable

Re: Feature: 8 Things We'd Love To See In Zelda: Breath Of The Wild 2

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1) a proper title
2) release date
3) new gameplay trailer
4) haha, I made a joke list! But seriously, I'd like to see save data from BotW carry over. So, if you had completed the Master Trial on easy, intermediate, or hard, then the Master Sword will retain its increased damage in the new game. (Also the portraits in Link's house! )

Re: Annapurna's Sob-Worthy Story 'A Memoir Blue' Gets Delayed

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Same. I have yet to play a single Annapurna game that I wasn't absolutely charmed by. I'll definitely keep this on my radar.

(That being said, I'd avoid getting certain titles like Florence at full price, so might need to wait for it to go on sale first depending on the replay value)

Re: 'Breakout: Recharged', A Revamp Of Atari's Arcade Classic, Launches On Switch Next Month

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I had the original Breakout on Atari 2600, but the little knob controller that goes with it was broken so I never really played it.

That being said, I played a TON of Arkanoid on the NES, and a crude version of Breakout on a TI-83 graphing calculator that kept me from being bored in class.

Not sure what 'sub-genre' of game bouncy balls falls under, but it is one I am a fan of.

Might pick it up depending on price point, but honestly I'm biding my time for Atari to release 'Missile Command' recharged.

Re: Trevenant Is Pokémon Unite's Next Character, And It Arrives Very Soon

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I've fallen off the wagon. I played a couple games with Dragonite (loved it, by the way... no issues there) but then life caught up to me for a bit, and now I just have zero interest to jump back in. I thought a new Pokemon reveal might spark the flame, but sadly, no. Not going to uninstall it just yet, I might just need a break from getting those daily play bonuses

Re: Poll: How Can Summer Game Fest And E3 2022 Improve On Previous Years?

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The main benefit of attending E3 in person is being able to demo the games and talk to the developers.

The best way to simulate that would be a downloadable app that let's you demo the games via cloud streaming, and watch videos with the devs.

The server strain sounds like a lot, but comparing to the cost of running a physical convention hall, I could absolutely see it saving a huge wad of cash.

Re: Dead Cells' Biggest DLC Yet, 'The Queen & The Sea', Is Now Live

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@Milton_Burle There's a few options to help out. Once you unlock "custom mode" you can remove any unwanted weapons/skills from the rotation. As long as you have a certain number of items and skills activated (I think its 20?) then you can still progress in the game and unlock new endings like normal.

Or, to do the opposite of that, you can remove all items except for the 2 or 3 that are your favorites, and blow through the game more easily. You won't unlock anything for beating it this way, but it's good practice for when you're ready for the real thing.