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Re: Random: Zelda Fan Jailed For Carrying Small Master Sword Replica

Baker1000

Seems extreme, yes, but the knife laws are there as a deterrent. It's a huge issue here these days. If they let this go, what's stopping an actual criminal from carrying one with intent to hurt people? Hell, maybe this guy is, who knows. These things are not sold as fidget devices, they're keychains (aliexpress, if you're interested) and as much as I think they're cool, I'd never put one on my keys for this very reason. If this dude is naive enough to walk around with it in his hand (so blatantly that CCTV spotted it) then that's on him. Keep it in your pocket if you want something to click...or get something that isn't a sharp object.

And to all those going oh the UK is so fascist, woke, totalitarian or whatever nonsense you think, you really do not know how daily life here is. It's nothing like the alarmist stories you're fed online.

Re: Nintendo Is Hard At Work To Prevent Future Leaks

Baker1000

Now if only Gareth Southgate could do the same for his England starting XI every game...

But seriously, I think Pyoro already did Nintendo's job for them. Ain't no leaks coming from the web back end no more. Maybe we'll have to rely on good old printed lists of Direct content that seem to always pop up somehow...

Re: Random: StreetPass Fans Are Hunting For A Super-Rare Puzzle Swap Panel

Baker1000

Oh yeahhhh I have that one, why didn't you ask sooner?

Joking, of course. StreetPass was great, I'm not sure it would ever come back with the Switch or whatever is next (it's still quite a size to lug about, so wouldn't be nearly as big a thing as the 3DS one) but I'm shocked Nintendo, or another company, has never utilised the massive potential for a similar game on smartphones. Everyone has one, there's bluetooth functionality in every device. Seems an absolute no-brainer with Nintendo venturing into the mobile market.

Re: The Legend Of Zelda: Echoes Of Wisdom Overworld Sure Looks Familiar, But Is It?

Baker1000

This is the problem when they created a timeline that had to be adhered to, every version of Hyrule has to contain certain basic landmarks/areas in roughly the same parts of the map to have continuity. They've tied their own hands in this regard. This is why I'm begging for a Zelda game set outside of Hyrule again like Link's Awakening, the Oracle games, Majora's Mask. It'll allow them to be creative with the map again instead of being stifled by timeline continuity.

Re: Soapbox: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Won't Be The Franchise's 'BOTW Moment', And That's Okay

Baker1000

Doesn't need to be revolutionary. Not everything needs to be open world and have a map that takes you an hour to walk from end to end. Just needs to be more Metroid Prime on a bigger scale than was previously possible, with a few new abilities and mechanics. There will undoubtedly be some new gameplay feature that runs through the game in the same way Echoes had the light/dark worlds and Corruption had multiple worlds to jump between.

Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Confirmed For Switch, Launching 2025

Baker1000

If Sylux is making a return surely it's about time they gave Metroid Prime: Hunters a modern update so players know his backstory. Maybe asking a little there. Also the environments look too good for just a regular Switch title imo I'm saying this is Switch 2, even though it has a Switch logo ident at the beginning.

Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Confirmed For Switch, Launching 2025

Baker1000

This is absolutely going to end up being a Twilight Princess/Breath of the Wild situation and launch on two consoles. Hopefully it doesn't suffer being a Switch game launched on a better console, or a Switch 2 game being launched on old hardware.

Curious as to why they didn't take the opportunity to drop another Metroid Prime port today to take advantage of the hype. Or at the very least confirm we are getting Echoes and Corruption before it launches.

Re: Random: It's Now Been Seven Years Since Metroid Prime 4 Was Announced

Baker1000

Convinced it'll be a launch title for the next console. There's a reason they haven't shown it off, because it won't be on current hardware. As of right now the only other major franchise I can see them launching with is Mario Kart. It's too soon after the last Zelda, we've not long ago had a side scrolling Mario. I'm thinking they want to launch with Metroid.

Re: Feature: 20 Great Gaming Accounts You Should Follow On Bluesky

Baker1000

@Poodlestargenerica gee where to start? Buying a perfectly good, hugely influential discussion platform and broke it, just because it was too liberal for his tastes? Allowing the most dangerous man in America to have access to it again (which he thankfully hasn't obliged to use yet)? Allowing several extremely awful people such as (if you're British) Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins to come back and spew hate on the platform? Just his general day to day immature baiting of various protected communities? Filling our night skies with thousands of trails of satellites in a vanity project? Naming his child something akin to a web host error page-ok maybe that one is too far. But you get the gist.

We're going off topic, but I don't recall anyone from Nintendo being such a public nuisance just because they have the money to do so. Not all billionaires are bad people, it's how you use your status and money which determines that.

Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Soundtrack Is Real And Contains 344 Tracks

Baker1000

344 tracks of WHAT exactly? There isn't that much music in the game surely. Can't we have a more concise 2 disc version without all the filler tracks? The Xenoblade 3 soundtrack is 9 discs and 144 tracks, which is a theme for pretty much every character plus a different theme for every colony/location both day and night.

This ST must feature a whole load of sound effects for it to be so long, and squeeze that many tracks on the same number of discs. Because there sure ain't as many musical scores in this as Xenoblade, I can tell you that.

Re: Nintendo Discontinuing 'X' Integration On Switch Next Month

Baker1000

All because Elon decided to make companies pay an extortionate amount for the API. Surprised it lasted this long (including the bird logo remaining on the console) I use it all the time, if I have a screenshot or video I want to share. Just means I'll have to go through the slightly convoluted method of downloading it to my phone first. Hopefully you'll be able to do that on Switch 2 as well. The sooner a viable Twitter replacement steps up the better.

Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For The Knuckles Paramount+ TV Show

Baker1000

It really feels more like & Knuckles. Not really a show about him, which is a shame. Needed more lore about Knuckles, an adventure where he's the lead and not just a sidekick to someone else. The Sonic Adventure 2 story searching for the emerald shards was right there (it could have shattered after the events of the 2nd movie) but instead we got the Wade spin-off. Fun watch, but I don't think anyone who skips this will feel they've missed anything come Sonic 3.

Re: Rumour: 'Switch 2' Will Reportedly Feature Magnetic Joy-Cons

Baker1000

Nintendo Magneto confirmed!

Also people worried it could detach easily...I've had some pretty strong magnets in my hands before. Believe me, it's possible to have something rock solid with magnets. How you'd take them off to play on TV when they're that strong is another question though

Re: Random: BAFTA's 'Iconic Game Characters' Poll Has Us Scratching Our Heads

Baker1000

Absolutely not having this. The amount of media, merchandise and games Mario has been in, there is absolutely no way Lara Croft is more recognisible. I'm not saying she isn't iconic, she sure is, but no way is she number 1. The biggest outlier here is "Agent 47". Now, I've never played Hitman admittedly, but I didn't even know he was called that. Very much doubt anyone outside of gaming knows that, or have even heard of the games. A generic bald dude in a suit is absolutely not more recognisible or iconic than Sonic, Pikachu, Pac-Man, Link, Crash...I would put TAILS above him.

Re: Talking Point: Should 'Third' Pokémon Games Make A Comeback?

Baker1000

No, because having to play through the story again is such a chore. It's essentially the FIFA approach to games, the same thing with a little tweak. DLC is better. Also, as it's not the 00s now and games aren't on handhelds made in 2D, I'd rather that time was spent on developing the next game because they churn them out too rapidly as it is.

Re: Hands On: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Indulges Your Idiocy In The Very Best Way

Baker1000

I kept myself completely in the dark about this game so didn't read this preview at the time. I'm thankful that I did. So much you wrote about that I had no idea was in the game, from reuniting koroks, attaching things to arrows, building things and the fact that bomb flowers exist. It was so joyous to stumble upon everything and have no pre-warning of any of it. Not saying you shouldn't write about it, I'm just saying I'm grateful I allowed myself to be free of any information going into it. I bookmarked this to read when I had finished the game.