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Re: Review: Pokémon Champions (Switch) – The Most Accessible & Flawed Competitive Pokémon Has Ever Been

Alpha008

I mean, the battles themselves are definitely fun, but for what is supposed to be the main way competitive Pokémon is played, it’s shockingly poor. I thought it looked choppy when it was first revealed, the cutscenes run horribly, the Pokémon textures are flat (scarlet and violet gave many Pokémon some pretty nice textures, those are gone).
Honestly, I think scarlet and violet ran better at launch, and that at least was an open world… what in the world is this games excuse?!

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Mario Tennis Fever?

Alpha008

It’s good. Not outstanding, there are a few things that they could easily have done to put it up a couple of notches.
(My personal biggest gripe is that they have recorded all these new voice lines and are STILL using the toadsworth voice lines from Mario power tennis. Come on guys, you can do better than that! At least in power tennis, it would actually say which character is serving on winning. I.e “Mario to serve.” But ever since MTO it’s been “game set match receiver”. It hurts even more because toadsworth isn’t even in the game. I don’t remember if they even credited Charles martinet for the voice lines)

Re: Opinion: This Is The First Game That's Come Close To Rivalling The Best Paper Mario

Alpha008

@koopababble it all makes sense in the story of the game. You play as a bland hero of a storybook about a hero trying to slay a dragon, only when you arrive at the castle it’s been taken over by ever after inc, an organisation that has discovered how to enter books from the real world and put storybook characters to work. In an effort to free the book you live in, you sign up and work to bring the corporation down from the inside. Your job involves you going to other story books to perform whatever tasks the corporation has for you, and one of those books is based on a lovecraft novel (hence cthulu).
The world building is actually really good in this game, don’t dismiss it when you haven’t tried it. Lots of characters from “out of copyright” literature show up, little red riding hood is the receptionist, mother goose is an office busybody, Pinocchio is the weirdo at the office nobody likes, Dracula runs a clothing shop on the side, the big bad wolf is a wanna be musician… it’s bonkers, but it’s excellent stuff in practice, really quite compelling.

Re: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Fails To Meets Sega's Expectations

Alpha008

It’s impressive, considering how my YouTube feed was flooded with “cross worlds is so much better than MKW”.
I mean, personally speaking, I think it probably is, but the impression that the game was wiping the floor with Mario kart is clearly overblown. That said, I think it deserves to be successful, it’s pretty good stuff! Some cool courses, a neat gimmick, good character roster, the customisation, there’s a lot to praise.

Re: Nintendo's Investors Are Reportedly "Spooked" As Stock Slides

Alpha008

Ah, well, that’s investors for you. Companies will go out of their way to please investors, drag their reputation through the mud to please them, and they still jump ship at the merest hint of profits being less than they were.

Still running at a profit, of course, but less than previous occasions. A completely unsustainable model, but they have the influence.