I mean, the battles themselves are definitely fun, but for what is supposed to be the main way competitive Pokémon is played, it’s shockingly poor. I thought it looked choppy when it was first revealed, the cutscenes run horribly, the Pokémon textures are flat (scarlet and violet gave many Pokémon some pretty nice textures, those are gone). Honestly, I think scarlet and violet ran better at launch, and that at least was an open world… what in the world is this games excuse?!
Is a scary world out there, with very little financial security. And the U.S right now is one of the most unstable places to live. I’m sure the shareholders won’t be happy, but they never are unless their unsustainable expectations are met.
Much deserved sales milestone. I know people have valid reasons to dislike the Pokémon company, but credit where it’s due, Pokopia is good and deserves to be successful
Annoyingly, because one of the rooms seems to be a casino, my loco rating board have slapped it with ONLY THE HIGHEST AGE RATING they can without the game being pulled from sale.
I understand them wanting people under the age of 18 not to get involved in gambling, but that seems a bit extreme in this case
According to the “your local time” section, it’ll be on Friday the 28th… which is odd, because as I’m writing this it’s Thursday the 26th… I think the program has a error not accounting for it not being friday
It’s good. Not outstanding, there are a few things that they could easily have done to put it up a couple of notches. (My personal biggest gripe is that they have recorded all these new voice lines and are STILL using the toadsworth voice lines from Mario power tennis. Come on guys, you can do better than that! At least in power tennis, it would actually say which character is serving on winning. I.e “Mario to serve.” But ever since MTO it’s been “game set match receiver”. It hurts even more because toadsworth isn’t even in the game. I don’t remember if they even credited Charles martinet for the voice lines)
@koopababble it all makes sense in the story of the game. You play as a bland hero of a storybook about a hero trying to slay a dragon, only when you arrive at the castle it’s been taken over by ever after inc, an organisation that has discovered how to enter books from the real world and put storybook characters to work. In an effort to free the book you live in, you sign up and work to bring the corporation down from the inside. Your job involves you going to other story books to perform whatever tasks the corporation has for you, and one of those books is based on a lovecraft novel (hence cthulu). The world building is actually really good in this game, don’t dismiss it when you haven’t tried it. Lots of characters from “out of copyright” literature show up, little red riding hood is the receptionist, mother goose is an office busybody, Pinocchio is the weirdo at the office nobody likes, Dracula runs a clothing shop on the side, the big bad wolf is a wanna be musician… it’s bonkers, but it’s excellent stuff in practice, really quite compelling.
An excellent game, I had a lovely time playing it. Not gonna lie, not entirely sure how tricky timing windows and a fairly average length equates to docking two stars, but I suppose full marks was out of the question
Can’t play it yet, my copy hasn’t arrived. Don’t think it’s even been shipped yet… that’s annoying when you preorder something, you’d think they’d at least get it into the postal system by now
I will never understand people with money. Companies bend over backwards, drag their reputation through the mud just to make their investors happy, and they still can’t make them happy.
Bit of a mixed bag of an ost really, I don’t really remember it being all that good, but I think that’s because it’s best tunes are heard less frequently
It’s impressive, considering how my YouTube feed was flooded with “cross worlds is so much better than MKW”. I mean, personally speaking, I think it probably is, but the impression that the game was wiping the floor with Mario kart is clearly overblown. That said, I think it deserves to be successful, it’s pretty good stuff! Some cool courses, a neat gimmick, good character roster, the customisation, there’s a lot to praise.
I mean, that’s true, but EA cops it for the scale of what they’ve done is why they cop it. Now several other publishers have caught up, doesn’t mean EA has gotten better, just less bad by comparison
Ah, well, that’s investors for you. Companies will go out of their way to please investors, drag their reputation through the mud to please them, and they still jump ship at the merest hint of profits being less than they were.
Still running at a profit, of course, but less than previous occasions. A completely unsustainable model, but they have the influence.
@UpsideDownRowlet oh, it’s incredibly hard to read if someone is being serious or not in just text. I have a hard enough time identifying the difference when it’s face to face
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Re: Splatoon Raiders' Switch 2 Price And Box Art Have Been Revealed
Wait, is the physical price higher, or is the digital price lower? Has the price been jacked up or brought down?
Re: Feature: A Look Back At Every Game Nintendo Life Scored 10/10 Over 20 Years
Returns got a 10/10 but tropical freeze didn’t? That does seem right…
Re: Review: Pokémon Champions (Switch) – The Most Accessible & Flawed Competitive Pokémon Has Ever Been
I mean, the battles themselves are definitely fun, but for what is supposed to be the main way competitive Pokémon is played, it’s shockingly poor. I thought it looked choppy when it was first revealed, the cutscenes run horribly, the Pokémon textures are flat (scarlet and violet gave many Pokémon some pretty nice textures, those are gone).
Honestly, I think scarlet and violet ran better at launch, and that at least was an open world… what in the world is this games excuse?!
Re: Mario Wonder's 'Meetup In Bellabel Park' Soundtrack Has Been Added To Nintendo Music
I suspected something like this might happen, due to this weeks music drop not happening at the usual day
Re: Nintendo To Change Pricing For Digital & Physical Switch 2 Exclusives, Starting With Yoshi
It should ALWAYS have been cheaper digitally, because they don’t have to pay to manufacture and distribute a physical item
Re: Nintendo's Apparently Cutting US Switch 2 Output After Lower Than Expected Holiday Sales
Is a scary world out there, with very little financial security. And the U.S right now is one of the most unstable places to live.
I’m sure the shareholders won’t be happy, but they never are unless their unsustainable expectations are met.
Re: Opinion: Is Winds & Waves Just 'Pokémon: Tears Of The Kingdom'?
Surely it’s far too early with far too little information to make a prediction like that?
Re: "It Probably Went Too Far" - Even Bananza's Creators Think One Transformation Is Overpowered
I mean, it’s the most fun to use, I ain’t complaining!
Re: Pokémon Pokopia Is Getting A New Update Soon, Here Are The Details
Much deserved sales milestone. I know people have valid reasons to dislike the Pokémon company, but credit where it’s due, Pokopia is good and deserves to be successful
Re: Pokémon Pokopia's Early Success Causes A Surge In Nintendo's Share Price
Ah, good old investors. So… investor-y
Re: Nintendo "Cagey" About Letting Games On Switch 2, Wants To Avoid "Slop Fest"
I don’t belieeeeeeeveee yoooouuuu!
Re: Review: Blue Prince (Switch 2) - A Masterful Mystery, And One Of The Best Puzzlers Ever
Annoyingly, because one of the rooms seems to be a casino, my loco rating board have slapped it with ONLY THE HIGHEST AGE RATING they can without the game being pulled from sale.
I understand them wanting people under the age of 18 not to get involved in gambling, but that seems a bit extreme in this case
Re: Pokémon Presents February 2026: Time, Date, How To Watch
According to the “your local time” section, it’ll be on Friday the 28th… which is odd, because as I’m writing this it’s Thursday the 26th… I think the program has a error not accounting for it not being friday
Re: Poll: What's Your Favourite Gen 8 Pokémon?
@Inc huzzah, a fellow Boltund enjoyer!
Re: Poll: What's Your Favourite Gen 8 Pokémon?
Yamper/Boltund for me, love my electric doggies!
Re: "We Thought It Would Be Fun" - Nintendo Explains Why Pokémon FireRed & LeafGreen Aren't On Switch Online
We could put it on NSO… but then we realised we can charge extra money for it, we thought that would be fun
Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Mario Tennis Fever?
It’s good. Not outstanding, there are a few things that they could easily have done to put it up a couple of notches.
(My personal biggest gripe is that they have recorded all these new voice lines and are STILL using the toadsworth voice lines from Mario power tennis. Come on guys, you can do better than that! At least in power tennis, it would actually say which character is serving on winning. I.e “Mario to serve.” But ever since MTO it’s been “game set match receiver”. It hurts even more because toadsworth isn’t even in the game. I don’t remember if they even credited Charles martinet for the voice lines)
Re: Opinion: This Is The First Game That's Come Close To Rivalling The Best Paper Mario
@koopababble it all makes sense in the story of the game. You play as a bland hero of a storybook about a hero trying to slay a dragon, only when you arrive at the castle it’s been taken over by ever after inc, an organisation that has discovered how to enter books from the real world and put storybook characters to work. In an effort to free the book you live in, you sign up and work to bring the corporation down from the inside. Your job involves you going to other story books to perform whatever tasks the corporation has for you, and one of those books is based on a lovecraft novel (hence cthulu).
The world building is actually really good in this game, don’t dismiss it when you haven’t tried it. Lots of characters from “out of copyright” literature show up, little red riding hood is the receptionist, mother goose is an office busybody, Pinocchio is the weirdo at the office nobody likes, Dracula runs a clothing shop on the side, the big bad wolf is a wanna be musician… it’s bonkers, but it’s excellent stuff in practice, really quite compelling.
Re: Mini Review: Escape From Ever After (Switch) - The Closest We've Yet Come To A Brand-New, Old-School Paper Mario
An excellent game, I had a lovely time playing it. Not gonna lie, not entirely sure how tricky timing windows and a fairly average length equates to docking two stars, but I suppose full marks was out of the question
Re: Mario Tennis Fever Takes To The Court With A Small Day One Game Update
Can’t play it yet, my copy hasn’t arrived. Don’t think it’s even been shipped yet… that’s annoying when you preorder something, you’d think they’d at least get it into the postal system by now
Re: Pokémon's Super Bowl Commercial Was Probably Expensive, Unsurprisingly
Good to see they got their priorities in order!
Re: Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase February 2026: Every Announcement, Game Reveal, Trailer
A “well, not really my cup of tea” lineup for me, but my tastes are pretty limited, to be fair
Re: Nintendo's Share Price Drops 11% Following Its Financial Release
Hey, look guys! We sold a bunch of units!
What?! SELL! SELL!
I will never understand people with money. Companies bend over backwards, drag their reputation through the mud just to make their investors happy, and they still can’t make them happy.
Re: Surprise! Tomodachi Life's 3DS Soundtrack Has Been Added To Nintendo Music
Bit of a mixed bag of an ost really, I don’t really remember it being all that good, but I think that’s because it’s best tunes are heard less frequently
Re: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Fails To Meets Sega's Expectations
It’s impressive, considering how my YouTube feed was flooded with “cross worlds is so much better than MKW”.
I mean, personally speaking, I think it probably is, but the impression that the game was wiping the floor with Mario kart is clearly overblown. That said, I think it deserves to be successful, it’s pretty good stuff! Some cool courses, a neat gimmick, good character roster, the customisation, there’s a lot to praise.
Re: Pokémon Legends: Z-A "Complete" Five CD Soundtrack Announced For Japan
The game has five disks worth? Huh. Would be nice to hear it in game more often
Re: Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream Moves In On Switch 1 This April
I just wanna know if you can still write songs in this game
Re: Keiji Inafune's Mighty No. 9 Studio Comcept Is Finished
I had no idea they had been around that long!
Re: Switch 2 Remains The Fastest-Selling Console In The US At 4.4 Million Units
I’m confused, I keep hearing how well it’s selling, then I hear how poorly it’s selling… what is the reality of the situation?
Re: The Studio Behind The Sonic Boom Games On 3DS Has Been Shut Down
Aww, they were a decent studio. Didn’t they do sly cooper 4 as well, or am I misremembering?
Re: Hazelight Founder Josef Fares On EA: "Let's Be Honest, There's Not A Publisher In The World That Hasn't F****d Up"
I mean, that’s true, but EA cops it for the scale of what they’ve done is why they cop it.
Now several other publishers have caught up, doesn’t mean EA has gotten better, just less bad by comparison
Re: Nintendo's Investors Are Reportedly "Spooked" As Stock Slides
Ah, well, that’s investors for you. Companies will go out of their way to please investors, drag their reputation through the mud to please them, and they still jump ship at the merest hint of profits being less than they were.
Still running at a profit, of course, but less than previous occasions. A completely unsustainable model, but they have the influence.
Re: Pokémon Lego Sets Are Already Being Sold On eBay For Stupid Money
Yeah, I’m not surprised. Both Lego and Pokémon were prone to scalping already… combine the two and this was bound to happen
Re: Nintendo Accused Of Using AI Images In New 'My Mario' Marketing
What an unusual thumb
Re: Switch 2 Sales Reportedly Struggled Over The Christmas Period
It’s a pity Bonanza isn’t a must have game, it’s so good, but DK sadly isn’t currently a system shifter
Re: Random: Speedrunner Becomes First Person To Complete 'Super Meat Boy' Deathless
Sounds like an exercise in massochism to me.
Re: Toby Fox Shares Development Update On Deltarune Chapter 5
Considering the release window is in the game itself, it would be embarrassing if it wasn’t on track to release this year
Re: Pokémon Kicks Off 30th Anniversary Celebrations With Animated Logo Reveal
Do I feel old?
Yes, but that has nothing to do with Pokémon turning 30
Re: Video: It's Time To Say Goodbye To The Lovely Felix-From-Nintendo-Life
Already? Feels like he only just joined!
What do you mean it’s been multiple years since he joined?
Re: Censored Dispatch Artwork Spotted On Nintendo's Digital Storefront
I think I actually prefer the closed up blue on her
Re: Pokémon Legends: Z-A Ranked Battle Season 4 Is Now Live, With Another Mega Stone Reward
I can’t even use it, I have not been able to get the baxcalibur line to show up
Re: The Game Awards GOTY For 2025 Is Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
I think we all saw that coming. Maybe if bonanza wasn’t made by Nintendo it stood a legitimate chance (like Astro bot last year)
Re: Shujinkou's Enormous Soundtrack Is Now Available To Download
That’s a lotta disks, I’ve got audiobooks smaller than that
Re: Review: SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans Of The Tide (Switch 2) - A Great, If Overly Familiar, Platform Adventure
Sounds like a case of “If it ain’t broke…”
Re: Game Of The Year Nominee Donkey Kong Bananza Wins Critics' Choice Award
So, what exactly is the critics choice award? Surely critics are the ones deciding the winners of every award?
Re: The Game Awards Nominees Announced, Donkey Kong Bananza Up For GOTY
It’s nice to see it get nominated, it deserves it.
As for its chances of actually winning, I’d say that’s unlikely.
Re: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Gets A New Movie Poster
@UpsideDownRowlet oh, it’s incredibly hard to read if someone is being serious or not in just text. I have a hard enough time identifying the difference when it’s face to face
Re: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Gets A New Movie Poster
Cool poster, kinda surprised they didn’t focus more on the outer space angle…
Still, pretty exciting!
Re: Kirby Air Riders: Global Test Ride Demo Updated To Version 1.0.1, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
I definitely have experienced some of those issues, but I had a really fun time. I think im sold
Re: Nintendo Music Update Adds Another Kirby Soundtrack
It’s a surprisingly big sound track, there’s nearly 5 hours of music here!