Thomystic

Thomystic

A 16-bit era Nintendork in Texas.

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Re: Opinion: We Need To Talk About X Games

Thomystic

I've waited for this article, so thank you.

I think the rule is if you're saying it verbally to a dev from that game, say eks or times to make them mad so they stop doing this nonsense. Imagine Borat pretending to be a games journalist.

We also have the option for "h" or "z" from Spanish. e.g. "Drag zzz Drive"

It seems to me the recent trend kicked off in earnest with Project X Zone, but that was presumably an eks.

I remember when Meta Man X came out, I thought it was 10 and that they were counting the Game Boy games, too, but that would have made it 11. I was thoroughly confused.

Re: Best Nintendo Switch 2 Third-Party TV Docks

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What in the world are these names? They are exactly the kind of unpronounceable names on Amazon that serve as red flags for companies that use stolen IP, like the Steve Buscemi high schooler meme but for companies. They make Amazon borderline unusable sometimes and lie, listing their country of origin as somewhere other than China.

So I appreciate NL taking the risk and trying them out for us, cuz Nintendo's price for the S2 dock is somehow even crazier than their price for the first one.

Re: Pac-Man World 2: Re-Pac Is A Big Glow-Up On Switch & Switch 2

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@HammerKirby @IronMan30
At my Walmart, the shelf the games are in has a bottom lip that extends just far enough to not be able to see the various download required or key card warnings at the bottom. They had their infrastructure before Switch 2, so it's not deliberate. Thus any assistance to make sure buyers are informed is welcome, and that's what sites like this are all about.

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Super Adventure Island (SNES)

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I prefer the cartoony style of the Euro and Japanese ones, but the Japanese one is too busy. I picked Euro despite the wordmark being the most generic ever. The NA one puting "island" in leaves isn't super creative or aesthetic, but at least it's something.

Re: Review: UFO 50 (Switch) - A Wondrous Smorgasbord Of Retro Delights

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Not that this game isn't enough already--it's much more than that-- but imagine the UFOsoft shtick getting the Digital Eclipse Gold Master treatment with fake drama and friendship rifts.

I would have appreciated instruction manuals though, the simplistic ones accompanying NES games. Perhaps his own gaming background in that era (as implied by the floppy disk icons) was truly as blind as finding disks in sleeves and not even knowing if they're games. But mine was NES games that at least had manuals.

Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Drag x Drive

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They should probably have modeled this after Wii Sports and found 4 other sports that you could use mouse (or even double mouse) controls with. Or just sports that haven't been in a previous game. Cross-country skiing or rowing would fit the control scheme but also wouldn't be super interesting. Foosball would be cool and would use the gyros well. It wouldn't be mouse-controlled, but it would work better on a Switch or Switch 2 than a Wii. So that would showcase the tech. There would be a ready-made art style there with the Miis.

Re: UK Charts: Mafia: The Old Country Whacks Mario Kart World Down A Peg

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I don't wanna make every article about game key cards, but notice the difference in sales between S1 and S2 in these key card releases:
Hogwarts Legacy = 53% vs 2%
Sonic & Shadow Generations = 34% vs 9%

To get a sense of what the install base discrepancy contributes to this:
SMP Jamboree = 64% vs 36%
TOTK = 51% vs 49%
THPS 3 & 4 (both code in box) = 21% vs 16%
BOTW = 57% vs 43%

I don't think they really need a survey.

I saw on Atari's web site that MK Kollection is $60 on Switch 2 (full game on card) but $50 on every other console. So it seems the cost difference rounds to $10. I think many gamers are fine with an extra $10 for it to be on the card.

Re: Review: Gradius Origins (Switch) - An Almost-Perfect Package For Shoot 'Em Up Fans

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There are also portable Gradii(?) that could be added to a subsequent collection. And then we'll hopefully get Parodius and Goemon collections.

@B3RTAY This did read like a 9 to me which is when I interpret an 8 as an 8.5 in a more precise scoring system. Perhaps the score was heavily weighed towards the new game since aficionados more or less know what they're getting with the other parts.

Re: Mini Review: Is This Seat Taken? (Switch) - Sit Down And Get Comfy With This Short, Simple Puzzler

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The American Law School Admission Test just got rid of these types of brain teasers (on disability grounds since they required drawing diagrams), and now they're showing up on my Switch. Just put a 2 minute timer on it, and it could have been prep.

It reminds me of a hilarious viral browser game where you have to choose which is the most socially acceptable urinal to use when there are no walls between them.

Re: Feature: What We Expect From Nintendo For Super Mario Bros.' 40th Anniversary

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1-Up Studio has helped on so many 3D Mario games. Have them do Galaxy 3 while Koizumi makes Super Mario Iliad or whatever.

I'd also love for them to continue remastering Mario RPGs by giving us Super Paper Mario.

Fever dream idea: Mario FPS where he shoots fireballs.

Those wanting Mario Maker 3, we'd eventually lose the treasure trove of levels from Maker 2.

Re: Opinion: Donkey Kong Bananza's Delightful World Map Is Another Nintendo Banger

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I concur but wish the map kept parts you haven't been to mysterious except in Assist Mode. I don't want to spoil myself regarding the size of the place and what traps lay before me or which animal theme I've stumbled upon at the mere touch of a Minus button. But it's hard to stay disciplined, and I might need to check the map for other reasons and inadvertently see something.