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Re: Samsung Shows Off Its Switch-Inspired Foldable Handheld

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No one is stiff competition for Nintendo until they have even half the brand recognition and heavyweight IP portfolio. No amount of technical superiority or new gimmick is going to move units like Nintendo and that will never be more clear than when Switch 2 is the most unremarkable console they've ever launched and it still goes hard.

Re: Random: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom's Depths Hide A Mysterious, Unused Big Hole

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Very neat. And it makes me wish once again they would have done a further depths with no ability to create much light and some horribly abstract creatures like in the ocean depths and monstrously corrupted yiga clan who went too far.

Most of all I just wanted more of this game. I love BOTW a huge amount but I loved TOTK a bit more for the Depths and Sky world (especially for that cashing in on all of Skyward Sword's flubbed potential). It was totally complete but I would have thrown money so fast at DLC.

Re: Nintendo Discounts Several Games On Switch For MAR10 Day (North America)

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@Tasuki It's definitely not sloppy. They upgraded the graphics while making it still look and feel like the original and didn't alter much. It is even easier than the original though, with timed hits doing splash damage and the ability to swap party members mid battle. They added some post-game extra boss fights which are kind of interesting and offer a little more challenge but nothing spectacular. New soundtrack is alright but you can always switch to the original too. Movie and other references in the original localization have been removed. Valentina doesn't jiggle when you hit her.

Re: Anniversary: Nintendo Switch Launched On This Day Eight Years Ago

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Begrudgingly my second favorite Nintendo console, because I really love the Wii U still but the Switch really is the potential of the Wii U almost fully realized (still long for the double screen of the Gamepad). I never adopt at launch though, so eight years ago I took the day off and spent the full 7 hours while my kid was at preschool playing Breath of the Wild. It was almost perfectly timed for me to paraglide off the Great Plateau right as I needed to wrap up for the day. One of the best gaming days I've ever had by far.

Re: Opinion: Nintendo, Let Us Buy The Games Being Delisted From Switch Online

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Never happening. People voted with their wallets and they said it was too expensive to pay $5 for NES games and $8 for SNES. That, coupled with the world of subscriptions we live in and third parties wanting to sell their own retro collections means NSO is here to stay. The Virtual Console was fun while it lasted, but even that was subject to things vanishing from the storefront like the entirety of the C64 games. And by the time we got to the Wii U, the library was pitifully small due to the aforementioned third parties realizing they didn't need Nintendo's VC to get into the retro cookie jar.

Re: Nintendo Confirms Removal Of Switch Online SNES Game

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Super soccer suddenly has a lot of diehard fans it seems. Who could forget how the illustrious Human Entertainment rocked the gaming world with this title. I have a Super NT with the 'jailbreak' firmware, I have a modded Vita, raspberry pi, etc., etc. I have the endless options anyone else does and access to the Internet which means a full archive of roms is always moments away. I also have an NSO subscription with the understanding that it is a curated list in a slick little app. The list can change any time and thankfully doesn't much, but everyone stamping their feet or hefting their silly dunks as if the NSO apps are some bastion of games preservation or the high priced archive with a high expectation are just making fools of themselves. Don't romanticize or get dramatic over a cheap little fling with SNES rentals. Any of us with a lick of sense know exactly what we're buying here.

Re: Gex Trilogy Confirms Summer 2025 Switch Release, Here's The Official Trailer

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Rented a couple of the games back in the day so I'm good for life there but it is interesting how the AVGN episode for this just dropped. I know he's pretty much just a shell anymore outsourcing most aspects and doing it to pay the bills (no disrespect, man has a family to provide for), makes me wonder if his show is now a place companies are paying for exposure.

Re: Poll: Will You Trade In Your Switch When Switch 2 Arrives?

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Nah. Only console I've ever given up was my OG gameboy, which I figured I didn't need again once I got the Pocket and traded it for $20 and giant pack of AAA batteries. I still regret it.

Original Switch has already been refurbished for my oldest kid and I'll put that back in storage when she's done with it. For the Switch OLED I'm hoping someday someone figure out how to sideload roms into the NSO apps once Nintendo stops rolling out updates to it but otherwise it'll stay in the collection and remain as a backup.

Re: Talking Point: The 3DS Library Is Ripe For Switch 2, But Is NSO The Way To Go?

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No flippin way they're going to NSO that library when they can do remasters and sell them at a premium. DS could be possible. I have no interest in two screens squished into the Switch or awkwardly on the TV though, especially when they already look brilliant on the N3DSXL. If they can make the Switch play these games like the Wii U then I'd be all in. The DS Castlevania titles on Wii U is top tier, and worth the pain to inject them and fiddle with the display files to get the map full screen on the gamepad & bottom screen on the TV full screen.

Re: Video: Let's Compare Xenoblade Chronicles X On Wii U And Switch

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Would love to day 1 this, but if there's any performance issues I'm going to pass. I can tolerate that on most games but when the Wii U version was already seamless and damn near-bulletproof in that department, I expect the same in a supposed definitive edition.

They really shoot themselves in the foot with that silly titling. Like Hyrule Warriors DE can't rightfully be called DE when the Wii U version had a leg up visually with the weather effects.

Re: Be Warned, Two NES Titles From Limited Run Games May Damage Your Console

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Huge shocker from a company that preys on fomo and hides their money grubbing behind the almighty "games preservation" while also peddling overpriced reprints of games readily available on the used market like Battletanx. Even Wisdom Tree bootlegs wouldn't fry your hardware. Shameful display. But hey, preserved some shoddy code in that Rugrats cart which has an unavoidable softlock.

Re: Tetris Forever Is Getting Its Own Collectable Handheld Console

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Locking that little unit in the collector's box is foolish. I'd buy one to go with the Mario and Zelda G&W units, especially if it also had a desk clock function, but I'm not buying a bunch of other stuff especially the useless knickknacks to get it. But given the price point of everything together I'd guess it's a generic low grade thing anyway.

Re: Opinion: Scrapping Gold Points Makes Sense For Nintendo, But It's A Bitter Pill For Loyal Fans

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Eh, most of mine expired and half the time I thought to redeem on a game cart the release window had already passed. It's been a sad display ever since Club Nintendo closed anyway. I couldn't care much about meager discounts but exclusive merch and a year end reward was great. Platinum points are fun here and there and hopefully if they have a new program they remember to make it fun first and not just some bland penny scraping program like every other loyalty thing out there.

Re: Expect To See The Switch Logo Pop Up In Future Xbox Showcases

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Aptly named console, in the end. My Xbox is a literal box for game pass and I love it for that. Perfect place and slick interface to pull up and try new games and game with friends. Being able to buy some of the games on the Switch for portable play is icing on the cake. No idea if I represent a significant part of the gaming population but for me their pivot over the last years has been perfect.

Re: Hideki Kamiya Wants Nintendo To Reboot Virtual Console For Switch 2

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Never happening. Whatever pocket change they'd pick up from one-off purchases wouldn't be worth having to manage purchase transfers to the next console & keeping downloads available, and it would open the option to have a portion of occasional customers rather than 100% recurring customers. Not to mention people were constantly griping about $5 NES games. We're never getting VC back and it would be a shadow of the Wii anyway as we saw with the Wii U because other companies now prefer to sell their own collection packs.

Re: Switch 2 Units Are Reportedly Selling For $40,000 On The Chinese Black Market

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40K to get a slight head start on making accessories which will absolutely not guarantee a massive spike in sales while putting a massive target on your back for notorious legal arm. Or, 40K for 15 minutes of internet fame and a drop of clout with a console that is effectively a brick until launch day. I sure hope someone tries to do this because it will make a great story to follow.

Re: Poll: 10 Years On, Which Version Of Zelda: Majora's Mask Is Best?

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Hard to say. I 100%'d the original way back in the day because I felt like I wouldn't be replaying it any time soon and just wanted to see it all. Still have my gold cart complete in box and it has stayed in box since then. Someone gave me the 3DS version as a gift and I was excited for a replay but never got to the first dungeon because I realized I just can't with this game again. I obviously love LoZ but I will never understand why such an obtuse game with a painfully abbreviated game world and miserable mechanics has gotten such a following, like not just cult but a legit fan favorite. Wonderful soundtrack, and goron rolling around the field & zora swimming in that tiny pond of swimmable water is fun but that's not worth the price of admission.

Re: Forget Microsoft, Another Company Apparently Wanted To Buy Nintendo Back In The Day

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I'm sure every big businessman in the world has at times had conversations about acquiring the wildly successful Nintendo, not because they know anything about it or have an interest in gaming but because big businessmen are always talking about potential acquisitions of successful companies. By the same stroke as Yamauchi probably had a pile of things he thought about acquiring before and after deciding on the Mariners.

Re: Sony Does What Nintendon't By Removing A Bunch Of 'eSlop' Titles

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The garbage is going to keep popping up, this only encourages bottom feeder companies to be more creative which risks legitimate titles getting caught in splash damage. Better to encourage customers to be more discerning with their purchases, but instead everyone expects companies to put up the safety rails for them. It's really not hard to do 30 seconds of research to find out if title is garbage and scrolling past obvious crap to let it starve is similarly easy.

Re: Nintendo President Reiterates Switch Online Will "Continue To Be Available" For Switch 2

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Not surprising, the pivot to NSO apps over virtual console purchases was surely due in part to the nightmare of transitioning purchases from the Wii to the Wii U and having titles not available on the latter which couldn't be transferred. And for every one person saying they want to buy individual games again there's probably 100 people going lol no one's gonna pay $5 for an old GBA game that should be like 50 cents tops.

Re: Poll: Is It Finally Time For Castlevania To Rise Again?

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Eh. Mirror of Fate was a weird janky (bad jank) game with a silly story. The Lords of Shadow games were okay but generic action games shoved through a Castlevania skin. Bloodstained was already been chewed Iga gum. Curse of the Moon's novelty lasted for exactly one game. Metroidvania has become so bloated and mediocre titles are celebrated. I don't think there's anyone left capable of making a good successor, official or not. And the existing games have pretty much said it all. All Konami needs to do is rescue Adventure Rebirth from wiiware limbo.

Re: Opinion: Miiverse Was Fine, But Does Anybody Really Want It Back In 2025?

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Yeah 100% I want it back. I stopped using all social media in 2012 because it was terrible then and has only gotten worse. Miiverse was perfect because it had all the benefits of sharing experiences in real time with none of the garbage social media 'proper' introduces, and it retained the fun of connecting with random people. Sharing posts when the GBA Castlevania games dropped, a ton of us experiencing the Mysterious Murasame Castle for the first time together, talking Earthbound moments, all the stuff everyone was finding when Breath of the Wild launched - those were all such great memories and there's nothing exactly like it today with a singular focus and attached environment. Launching the Wii U and seeing random posts on the curated list was awesome, integrating posts into games was great too and I don't even care about getting the occasional d pic that slipped through (in my experience the occurrences of inappropriate content was massively overblown). I get it would need moderation and that's something no one wants to do anymore but it would give Nintendo another corner that no other gaming company has right now because everyone else just wants to integrate with garbage piles and call it a day.