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Re: Surprise! Braid: Anniversary Edition Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Just Dropped

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Lol. Guy is unflinchingly passionate about his art, clearly he's awful. Weirdo gamers went after Phil Fish for the same reason. Gaming will be a real blast when all the good original creators are chased out for not spending their days placating a bunch of miserable validation seekers.

Braid really isn't my thing but I'll probably buy a copy because other stuff Blow has done was pretty great and I'd like him to continue.

Re: My Nintendo Store Adds A New Virtual Boy Reward (Europe)

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Hugely appreciative for whoever has probably for years been gradually laying the bricks to make this Virtual Boy celebration happen. We went from Nintendo Power dumping on the VB and the company notably leaving the console out of every retrospective, relegating it to Smash Bros trophy only status, to all this. As one of the handful of faithful since the 90s, all I can say is feast on that copium everyone who is ill equipped to see the red light. Nintendo is catering to me and ilk and we're going to bask in it.

Re: Pokémon's Super Bowl Commercial Was Probably Expensive, Unsurprisingly

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Some gamers really want to pretend Pokemon was ever built on well developed games, and not a well funded marketing machine. The games were jank with unnecessarily split content right from the start. The games exist to move merch including other games in the ecosystem and amplify the brand, no better than Power Rangers ~ also a show people like to pretend is more than that because they enjoyed it as kids.

Re: Round Up: The Previews Are In For Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics

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Amazing to see actual impressions of the VB, rather than the endless pile on from people who probably never actually played one or touched it for five minutes in a store. The issues have always been overblown (provided one actually reads the instructions and takes the breaks when prompted) and the games are way more than just Wario. But that of course is replaced with the pile on of hating this because Nintendo went the extra mile (more like extra ten miles) to recreate the authentic experience.

Re: Anniversary: 'The Last Story' Helped The Wii Go Out On A Real-Time High 15 Years Ago

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Still have my operation Rainfall case to hold the three games. According to Reggie that whole thing had no bearing on their decision. There was some weird drama with the manufacturing and distribution of those cases too. I imported PAL copies of Xenoblade and Last Story before they were announced for the US, then picked up Pandora's Tower on the cheap at GameStop years later. Of the three Xenoblade is the obvious winner which of course got the port and remaster. Last Story is pretty and fun in spots but definitely a bit overhyped.

But I would bet we'll get a port or something someday, when heavy wii nostalgia takes the baton from the current GameCube and N64 holders. Maybe the Switch 3 NSO will get the Wii app with its own tiny adorable Virtual Console inside where people can once again buy $5 NES games.

Re: Zelda's Next Lego Set Is Based On Ocarina Of Time's Final Battle, Out March

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Yikes. Zelda is not landing well in the Lego world. Why pick a scene with tons of details that won't translate to this medium? Why pick an action scene in the first place? Mabe Village with Marin's house, the shop, flying rooster. A faerie fountain. Lost Woods with the Master Sword. Temple of Time. A Cemetery with Dampe. Endless great set pieces that would be beautiful in Lego, and this is the crap they come up with.

Re: Opinion: I'm Happy amiibo Survived The Console Jump, But These Unlocks Are Getting Silly

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They could have left off the scan function a long time ago for all I care. I have a big collection because they are affordable well constructed miniatures of iconic characters. Or at least they were affordable. That was the biggest draw and they've definitely abandoned that aspect. The only scanning I ever had fun with was amiibo's greatest bits on the Wii U. It was pretty cool to bomb around on classic game moments from each character in the days before NSO. Though I may be the only one because I never ever see that game brought up.

Re: Nintendo, Sony And Xbox Update "Safer Gaming" Principles

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Kind of neat they work to establish universal standards on that, though this is pretty mushmouthed. And at the same time I really don't use any of the parental controls with my kids. There's no substituting setting healthy game habits early on, because eventually they won't have the guardrailso. And gaming is probably only going to become more addictive, more ubiquitous, with more insidious/predatory angles. I can restrict access to features in Roblox, or I can teach my kid to play safely and make sure I'm in the room at all times. Same with ratings. They're at best a good rough idea but appropriate content is a lot more nuanced, and we live in an age where one can find playthroughs of anything to see exactly what is in the game.

Re: Opinion: The Nintendo Console Nobody Wanted To Review Returns Soon, And I'm Here For It, Again

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Great read, I'm one of the few who will always champion the VB as a winner though only for a very particular audience. It was my birthday gift in 96, funnily enough something that only could have happened because the system failed and was deeply discounted. Growing up in a bedroom with 3 other people meant privacy was non-existent, but shoving my head into the VB was the best escape and it meant playing games none of my siblings could touch or know. Having the music surround you with that crystal clear tone was outstanding, like a revved up Game Boy. The controller was so satisfying to hold. The headaches and cramps never affected me, but I also took the breaks when prompted where I suspect most kids didn't. My VB still gets the love, though I never expanded past my 5 cart library.

Red Viper is awesome especially with the latest update for color shades, but it doesn't give the full experience. And Teleroboxer and Red Alarm really don't play right on the 3DS's controls or virtual second pad. Hopefully the Switch controller fares better but they really should have gone the extra mile to recreate the VB pad.

Still, kind of crazy to see it and I look forward to checking this out. People who've never played VB Wario and Telero and such will probably wonder what the big deal is, and the other games will get a fresh round of chuckles. But those who know, know. The VB was something really special to the right people.

Re: Nintendo Accused Of Using AI Images In New 'My Mario' Marketing

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I don't even care if it is or isn't at this point. I'm so exhausted of AI experts piping up in every corner as much as I'm tired of hearing the word slop. Get a new word, get a thesaurus. Sounding like a bunch of bots saying the same things over and over really doesn't help the case of criticizing AI as a heartless replacement for originality. AI Bros are somehow slightly less annoying than this rush to pick apart every piece of creative that drops now. A band can't release album art without someone accusing it of "obviously" being AI.

And heaven help the poor people who may not have objectively perfect hands and hand movement. They're going to be accused of being fake people from here into eternity.

Re: Switch 2 Sales Reportedly Struggled Over The Christmas Period

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Doomed, of course.

But really it's because the Switch 1 is still a more affordable (even with the hike) option with a bottomless library currently overlapping the majority of the switch 2. Converting people from the Wii u or reacquiring people who skipped it was much easier especially with BOTW and MK8 deluxe as huge carrots. I don't buy everyone struggling as a huge reason, probably a factor but not nearly as much as the conversion challenge Nintendo faces. People look towards video games as an escape in hard times and it's not like no one has ever lived beyond their means by throwing a new console on their credit card.

The slack will probably pick up as the Switch 1 gets older and Nintendo drops a mainline 3D Mario or new Zelda. But as the article says but doesn't really underscore, they're still doing phenomenal, just not at the sustained pace shareholders would have loved.

Re: Nintendo Switch's Hulu App Will Be Discontinued Next Month

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Didn't know they had one, but also haven't used Hulu in a very long time. I'm surprised it hasn't been shuttered entirely and rolled into Disney+ yet. Only streaming app I'd care to have on the Switch would be Plex, but even if it happened it would probably be the mostly useless no personal libraries version.

Re: Opinion: Metroid II Doesn't Care If Samus Lives Or Dies

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Loved re-reading this one. Still don't understand the criticisms of Metroid II, especially the lack of map. The game is one long tunnel that branches off one relatively small nest at a time and the lava receding with each success keeps you on a path that barely ever backtracks (and the lava comes back to guide that, even). Maybe it's because I like a game requiring a bit of memory challenge, as opposed to Zero Mission and Fusion's incessant handholding, but I've never found the lack of map to be a problem. I love Samus Returns too, but it's a totally different game and mood compared to the original.

Anyway, reminder to play the cart on a GBC or GBA for that sweet custom color palette. I prefer it to the Super Game Boy's and the fan made DX.

Re: "This Just Didn't Fit Into My Gaming Lifestyle" - Hideki Kamiya Isn't Happy About Switch 2's Lack Of A D-Pad

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If I can muscle memory the Battletoads games with the joycon buttons, it must be manageable. What bothers me more is that Nintendo and everyone else forgot how to make a good dpad. The pro controller dpads are mediocre at best. And don't even get me started on the hot plus garbage on 8bitdo controllers. Just because it looks like a dpad doesn't make it inherently better than the split buttons. It's like the world up and decided that gold standard on the previous controllers just isn't worth shooting for anymore.

Re: Feature: I Play This One Particular SNES Game Every Xmas As A Personal Tradition

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Great write up. It's pretty awesome how games attach themselves to memories like that. I get red pretty anytime I play SF2 because after all these years I still suck terribly at it, but love the game all the same.

My traditional game has been one that came right before the day, back when my mom finished a late shift at Blockbuster on Christmas Eve Eve and brought home Earthworm Jim on Genesis for me and my siblings. That gesture amid the holiday misery she was enduring, and having a good taste in games imprinted deep on me.

Re: Switch 2's Mario Kart World Bundle Has Apparently Reached The End Of Its Lifecycle

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Almost immediately the dooooooomed comment. Gamers lol. Obviously it was just an extra hook to blunt the new console price a little until enough big titles & Switch 1 upgrades were out to bolster the console. The Switch 2 isn't going to live and die by Mario Kart World sales, because this isn't like the Switch 1 where BOTW had to carry an enormous load to pull people in after the Wii U. Makes no business sense to continue this sku.

Re: Paramount Makes Rival Bid For Warner Bros. After Netflix's $82 Billion Offer, Includes Game Studios

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Couldn't care less honestly. They can all implode for all I care. We have enough good entertainment to last a few more lifetimes already, and most everything else has been getting progressively worse for a decade or so with no end in sight to the slump. Everything is so boring, homogenized, and repurposed these days and all the companies pull on is legacy/nostalgia material because it's the only thing truly good they have. Gaming outside of most Nintendo and some indie stuff is starting the slump in the same way. Time to batten down with all the great stuff that made it out the gate before everything became lukewarm cocoa.

Re: "My Staff Have Had Customers Threatening To Rip Their Heads Off" - Retailers And Collectors Tell Of Pokémon TCG Woes

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I'd guess a fair number of people pursuing these couldn't care less what is actually printed on those cards. People my age I know with disposable income had the common sense to shrug and walk away once the prospect of recapturing some childhood nostalgia became ridiculous. Which is probably why they have disposable income in the first place and aren't chasing some get rich quick scheme.

It's hugely lousy for any kids into the hobby. At the same time, it's a bit entertaining when something exposes people for the reprehensible creatures they are. There's really no fixing it. So long as there's some money to be had, they'll keep fighting to circumvent any countermeasures. Not that companies should give up because it's like if Nintendo just threw in the towel on chasing emulationbros, it would be open season and an end to the entertaining content these silly cards inadvertently keep creating.

Re: "I'll Get In Trouble" - Yuji Horii "Can't Talk About" Future Chrono Trigger Developments

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He's obviously just being coy and is also stuck in a lose-lose because people are going to run with anything he says. Anyway, always a good time for the reality check. Easy to forget, but Chrono left a big old sour taste in the mouths of the execs when Cross failed to be the next FFVII, and the DS port fell far below expectations. The comment back then that if people wanted more Chrono, they needed to buy more copies of the DS port. The steam port of Trigger didn't exactly perform super well either and clearly with that botched launch version they didn't care a whole lot about pulls out the stops for this property.

And people are still delusional to think modern day Squeenix would even entertain the idea of a FFVII-remake caliber Chrono Trigger or the DQ 2DHD. Those games are made because those properties rake in the cash. Chrono has never been a massive product mover and its brand power diminishes further every year as FF and DQ grows. Says a lot that they'll tackle something like the Trials of Mana localization instead of porting Trigger.

Spoken as a lifelong fan of the Chrono games with treasured CIB SNES and DS copies.