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Re: Hands On: Mario Kart World Brings The Utter Chaos In Knockout Mode

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Looking forward to the Direct on this. I love that they've brought what made Tour a great game into it. Mario Kart is at its best when it leans into the wild wacky chaos and less on being an ultra lite racing sim. I'm hugely excited about the free roam. If they can capture and expand on what made Beetle Adventure Racing a killer game, I will throw my money so fast at the hiked price tag so fast.

Re: Switch 2 Was Very Nearly Called 'Super Nintendo Switch'

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It's the one time they're right in going with the lowest common denominator approach. Wii U had no distinction, and most everyone here is probably too young to know Super Nintendo and Nintendo 64 had confusion too. Most consumers outside the gaming bubble aren't discerning enough to grasp anything but a totally new console name or the most simplistic numeric convention to indicate an iteration. Plus it clears any potential language barriers.

It'll always be the Switch Pro to me though.

Re: Nintendo Switch 2 Direct April 2025 - Every Announcement, Game Reveal & Trailer

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@tdub154420 what in the world are you talking about. The wii u's big first party launch titles were a collection of mini games and an alternate version of an existing game, with a very middle of the road third party stable. Far cry from what is launching on the Switch 2, while bringing backwards compatibility and upgrades for games, on top of being an already proven piece of hardware. I love the Wii U but it was a confusing concept and had a very limp launch library.

Re: Where To Pre-Order Nintendo Switch 2

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Probably the easiest launch ever to sit back and wait for the dust to clear with all the impulsive buyers. Potential launch issues aside, the headache is a thousand percent not worth it and in this case, the Switch 1 still has plenty of games on the way. I'll rest easy and enjoy an easy pick up some months later.

Re: Switch 2 Games Cost A Bit More Than You're Probably Expecting

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They indicated with TOTK they were going to be adjusting prices for games they feel warrant it. For the 100+ hours of joy I got out of TOTK I can see why they bumped it. If Mario Kart lives up to the wild amount of variety and content they're teasing, I could see the price being worth it. Anymore I'd rather spend a little more for a lot more game anyway, than spending ultimately more money on a spread of games all at $60 which may or may not leave me satisfied on an individual basis. TOTK being $70 saved me money for a nearly year while I wasn't buying anything else full priced. And TOTK had no DLC, so that $70 stayed $70 unlike BOTW. Yeah of course Nintendo is making more money per unit and that's attractive to a company but two things can be true at once: the uniform price point and idea everything should forever be $60 is terrible because not all games are created equally.

Re: Nintendo Switch 2 Priced At $449.99 For The Base Console

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That's like what, six tanks of gas? That's like seven restaurant dinners with the family? That's like three days of park hopper passes at Disney? I dunno though, when I convert that to vinyl the math just isn't on Nintendo's side especially if we're talking double LPs.

Gamers are so weird about money and prices.

Re: Hollow Knight: Silksong Will Launch On Switch 2 In 2025

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Hilarious all the crying in the comments through the entire Direct and every Direct for however long this has been going on warranted them exactly one sad little crumb. My slight excitement has definitely progressed from ambivalence to full on misanthropy where I'm actively rooting for delays and a rocky launch.

Re: Val Kilmer, Acting Legend And One-Time Video Game Voice Artist, Has Died

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@Anakin I dunno, this is why Superman works alone with Clooney on the next movie might have been worse.

But also I have a super soft spot for Batman Forever. I'll take the U2 song and potatoface Robin and Val Kilmer's Bruce over most of the other movies. It was the right mix of cheese and serious for what I like in Batman. Definitely didn't know Kilmer for that video game role but his film work vibes with me, especially his Jim Morrison. Glad he got to reprise Iceman before kicking the bucket.

Re: Final Fantasy 9 Remake Hopes Rise As Square Enix Teases Anniversary Projects

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Please not another bloated "remake" spread into multiple games that totally sucks out the personality of the original gameplay and exchanges it for modern blandness with an overdone meta story wearing the skin of the original. I hope current day Squeenix still hates FFIX enough to not mess with it and instead continues to milk the original for pocket change here and there, same with Chrono.

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition?

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It was a 9/10 on Wii U, the change to party members bumped it to perfection. I still hugely miss the aesthetics of playing on the gamepad but I've warmed up to having the map in a menu - unlike Splatoon, which I just couldn't ever fully accept without a gamepad view. Story is a little more engaging than I remembered but still thankfully light and not as thickly smudged on as with 3. Lin is insufferable as usual and Elma still weirds me out but I don't play this game for its characters. Making your avatar the way they did was the best decision for the game style.

And Black Tar is still outstanding. The Xenoblade 2 and 3 didn't lean into the cheese factor and they suffered for it.

Re: Legend Of Zelda Movie Release Date Revealed, Coming March 2027

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That's one way to start off the app with a bang. And let's face it, Nintendo are pros at the drip feed. I expect consistent quality titillation moving forward with more diminished reliance on other sites for Nintendo news (sorry NL, though not so much with the ridiculous ad content lately).

As for the movie, couldn't care much. Hopefully it'll be entertaining like Mario but if it's a bomb it won't bother me either and I'll look forward to a rifftrax.

Re: 'Nintendo Today', A New Mobile App, Will Deliver Fresh Switch 2 News Every Day

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All for it. Every big game company should do this, same as pivoting to Directs rather than E3 and the like. Cut out the middlemen. I don't check most gaming sites anymore because they've all become what Destructoid recently sank into. They all have zero integrity and dollar signs for eyes so we may as well just have everything come from through chipper biased Nintendo Power-esque coverage anyway. NL is really the last bastion of me caring about games journalism if only because it stays on track and the comments are generally engaging.

Re: Poll: So, How Would You Rate The Nintendo Direct For March 2025?

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Nothing really for me outside of the Virtual Game Card which is a big deal for my house. But still it was solid overall. I'll get down for a Direct any time, nothing matches the excitement they pack into these. My kid will be super stoked for a new Tomodachi Life. I might pick up Prime 4 but also I loved the first, checked out of the second halfway through and only played the intro of the third.

Re: Nintendo Alarmo Update Adds Multiple Highly-Requested Features

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My plan is to wait until Nintendo invariably hits their final update and then I'll pull the trigger to get the fully functional Alarmo, and buy it before the thing goes out of production and skyrockets on the market.

@SuperRetroArt I've been hearing variations of peak capitalism for decades, same as we're definitely approaching the end times. Revolution is right around the corner just as the end of days is so obvious if you connect what is happening today in that one region with what was written. Definitely, this time for sure.

Re: Chrono Trigger's Lifetime Sales Have Now Surpassed The Five Million Mark

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I have my three copies CIB: SNES, PS1, and DS. What those two other editions outlined was that the original needed nothing changed or added. The cutscenes ruin the original pacing of each in-game scene, the extra content on DS is like bad fan hacks, and the second screen map is rather pointless considering how small and easily nagivable the entire game is. I'd maybe buy a straight up port but I know modern Square Enix won't be able to resist fumbling it somehow and silly gamers are going to balk at no new stuff no matter how bootstrapped, even one of the rare game that needs nothing.

Those sales are relatively poor anyway. There's a good reason we've only gotten somewhat okay ports from this series instead of remakes and new sequels (god forbid, the manhandling would be extraordinary). Chrono is not a heavyweight IP outside this little bubble.

Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's SNES Library With Four More Titles

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Lol Nintendo fans. Don't give us the same old games. Oh great, games no one has heard of. Where is this third party game that has no chance of showing up on the app? Why don't I have 600 games on the app yet? I want to buy games but I don't want to pay $5 for a cruddy old NES rom that Nintendo fished from the toilet.

Emulation is ridiculously accessible and easy these days. The NSO apps are for the curated list of games Nintendo can get. They're slick apps for bombing around casually. It's never going to be a complete collection of every game ever. It's never going to have options out the wazoo like retroarch. Just go load up retroarch on any number of devices with the readily available archive rom packs if the app doesn't have that one game you want and swear you'd pay for.

Re: Anniversary: No, There's Absolutely No Way In Hell Animal Crossing: New Horizons Is Five Today

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Bought the game for oldest kid to help stave off the lockdown boredom and bring some joy from the utter nightmares that were remote kindergarten and first grade learning. She's never really stopped playing, but I didn't get into it until this year. Not sure why it never clicked before. Only criticism I have is the one island per Switch design, which just got worse when the youngest started playing and now we have fences to mark territories, after carefully negotiating for who gets to live by each resident. The fight for Bluebear almost ended in me taking the game from everyone.

Weird thing is everyone always since New Horizons is too bare bones. I picked up New Leaf recently and found it not relaxing or appealing at all. The minimalist Island setup jives with vibe much better for me.

Re: PSA: Nintendo Reminds Us It's Winding Down Gold Points Next Week

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Gold points was a lousy program anyway, good riddance. I'd rather have physical rewards than a meager discount and I'd rather fill out pointless surveys like Club Nintendo than remembering to redeem carts within their release year / being pushed to buy digital for an only slightly less meager discount. Platinum is fine even if the rewards are mostly lackluster. Hopefully they've got something better in the works. Club Nintendo was a big leg up on what the other big companies consider loyalty programs.

Re: Nintendo Museum Launches Keychains That Play Your Favourite Console Jingle

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These along with those button keychains would be absolutely prime for My Nintendo rewards, the kind of stuff Club Nintendo used to bring. If Nintendo wants some crazy good engagement on those platinum points, they should bring back the annual rewards for reaching point goals and have something like a set of those keychains. I'd spend hours doing pointless surveys again for that.

But yeah, that design. Cube is fine and cute but a miniature of the console or controller would have been outstanding.

Re: Niantic Sells Pokémon GO And Entire Gaming Division For $3.5 Billion

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Video Games were just a means to an end for what Niantic wanted to do in their data harvesting. They couldn't get there with Ingress alone and worked out some appealing skins to lure people in. The harvest must have reached what they felt was the maximum value. I've only ever played Pikmin and it's a decently fun pedometer. Hopefully it doesn't change much but I wouldn't be heartbroken for more than a minute if I walk away. And admittedly I'd have some schadenfreude if the hyper playing Pokemon Go members of my extended family have their gloaty addictions wrecked.

Re: Pokémon Almost Became A "Gritty" Baseball-Themed RPG In The West

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I've enjoyed a few gens of Pokemon but a gritty baseball themed RPG would be awesome, any time. There's definitely not enough weirdness in Baseball games. Last good one was Rusty's Real Deal, and we're probably only going to get something stupid like the horribly overrated Bananaball in a video game. I want like Mutant League Baseball in the vein of the football and hockey games but beefed up with off game-days fighting through dungeons with baseball weapons No More Heroes style to earn money and equipment.