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Re: Random: It Turns Out That AI Isn't Very Good At Pokémon Red

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This prospect somehow sounds even more boring than watching a stream of someone play Pokemon. Like, it's the game I played one handed in high school because school was boring as hell and it's the game I'll play while doing other stuff today similarly to pass the time. I can't imagine any circumstances where I'd willingly watch someone else, human or AI, play this.

Re: Rumour: Zelda Live-Action Movie Eyes "Popular" Princess Pick

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I was just going to say it would be funny if whoever they pick goes on some rants about damsel in distress trope, but it looks like that point is covered and also set on fire lol

Only thing I'm not looking forward to with this movie is the inevitable extreme reactions regardless of who is picked and how the movie turns out. I plan to put my head in the sand about any and all coverage in the lead up. I just want to enjoy the novelty of a Zelda movie, same as Mario.

Re: Switch 2 Units Are Allegedly Out In The Wild, But You Might Need An Update To Play Games

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lol the pearl clutching, won't anyone please think of the person who dropped $500 on a console yet somehow can't get to a place with wifi for activation? Assuming this imaginary definitely imaginary person has no home internet / has no phone capable of making a hotspot, there's always options. I live in a single stoplight unincorporated area that has massive deadzones, rickety lowbar 4G in the few good spots and even our podunk tiny coffee place has good free wifi.

Re: Round Up: The Previews For Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake Are In

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I dunno. These games look pretty but honestly I'd rather put in my Dragon Warrior carts for the hundredth time or load up the GBC remakes on the Analogue Pocket. Some modern remakes I can get into but these games I don't want any of the sensory overload of modern gaming. Just looking at the screenshots makes me tired.

Re: Feature: The Long & Rainbow Road To 'Mario Kart World' Part 3 - Final Lap

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Still need to load up 7 on my 3DS. I think my rage quit of mk wii lasted so long that I passed on 7. MK8 is an interesting one. I played it to death on the Wii U especially as a fix between tending to a newborn. I should have loved Deluxe and I did buy it on launch but it just never grabbed me the same. The expansion pack courses were a fun novelty though it just felt like the same content repackaged over and over. It's been a staple playing with the kids, but I'm definitely ready for something new.

Re: Feature: "Game-Key Cards Don't Sit Right With Us" - Lost In Cult Dives Into Its New Physical Games Line

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Lol where was all this bravado against code in a box? Nintendo is still doing carts for their games. They're offering game key cards as an option for companies who were doing code in a box. Code in a box is objectively worse than a game key card at full retail price. All these companies are only joining on now with their holy crusade for physical media forever because they want to capitalize on the outrage and probably want to get into LRG's whale cookie jar.

Re: Random: Marilyn Before Mario? That Time Nintendo Went A Bit Playboy

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I did know about all that but it's only a weird contrast when focusing on the Iwata and Reggie days, really. Yamauchi and the rest didn't give much of a toss about gaming (and certainly wouldn't have cared about gaming culture) or being family friendly. They cared about making money and shifting the company as needed to maximize profits. Atari and gaming was dirty and unregulated, so Nintendo being family friendly with the marketing genius seal of quality swooped in opportunistically. Just like he didn't care about baseball and never attended a game yet bought the Mariners.

Re: Feature: The Long & Rainbow Road To 'Mario Kart World' - Part 2

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Man I loved DS. Easily the best single player experience in a Mario Kart game with the missions and boss battles. The online gameplay was pretty solid too, and admittedly I did a lot of shameless Dry Bones in the tank snaking to obliterate the competition. Crazy to think I had to buy a little dongle for that because my house didn't have wifi yet.

Still haven't played Double Dash, but I have it loaded up on my Wii U to finally experience.

Wii can take a hike. I played it a lot at the time as it was the newest option but that rubber banding AI was so infuriating and the game in general just isn't nearly as tight or fun as what came after. I'm sure it was the first Mario Kart for a whole big swath of gamers and has huge nostalgic pull but I can't imagine ever playing again.

Re: Nintendo Has "No Plans" To Use Game-Key Cards For First-Party-Developed Titles

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Lol the pearl clutching over this whole thing. It's a better option over code in a box for publishers who were very likely going to do code in a box. Nintendo is doing more for physical games preservation than any of the "forever physical!" grifty fomo companies with this move and their dedication to keeping their stuff in traditional carts - and they're the company that brought back game carts in the first place. Gamers lol.

Re: Nintendo's New Store Will Stock Mini Sculpture Replicas

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Already have amiibo of all these characters so I'm definitely good. Which is exactly why amiibo are great - affordable good looking miniatures of classic characters. Still don't know why a lot of people couldn't see that and instead either called them useless or whine about the NFC.

Re: Opinion: Nintendo's Forgotten The Game With The Most 'Switch 2 Edition' Potential

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The one thing I was longshot hoping for the Switch 2 was bringing back dual screen play. Mouse control would be cool for Pikmin and Mario Maker but I can't get past how good those games played with the Wii U gamepad. Same as how I can't get into any other Splatoon games because they feel so hobbled without the extra screen. I really hope someday they'll make a gamepad peripheral again for docked play. It could also bring back the amazing experience of Hyrule Warriors co-op with one player on the pad and one on the tv. That setup could have led to some more great multiplayer innovations.

Re: Don't Worry, 'Ori And The Blind Forest' Dev Probably Isn't Shutting Down

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Reads like a bunch of awkward interactions all being spun out of context and hyped up to more than what it really is. Mahler isn't the most eloquent communicator and probably isn't helping anything but it's also a massive nothingburger of early access people being typical early access people by expecting a polished final product.

I typically like anything they make so I'll probably check this out. Not in early access though, as I am capable of understanding playing an unfinished game means playing an unfinished game. Couldn't care less that Mahler shoots his mouth off sometimes. I'm here to play games and have fun, not pretend I'm going to hang out with the creators and be best friends because they say and do the things I like.

Re: Nintendo Updates Its User Agreement To Crack Down On Emulation

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Emulationbros getting all bunged up yet again by the big bad user agreement. Use a Switch for Switchy things, use I don't know one of the million other better powered devices on the market to do emulation things without the hassle. Pretty simple except when one has some weird perpetual high school need to fight the perceived authority figure.

Re: Feature: From BOTW To TOTK - How The Switch Helped Me Overcome Mental Illness And Thrive

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Great article, I always love reading how games have helped people with their struggles. It's funny because when Celeste released and the discussions of how it was a great metaphor came up, I realized that's how I've been using video games my entire life. Kirby's Adventure was me figuring out how to find an identity and not being afraid to go full bore into anything no matter how ridiculous it seemed. Mega Man 3 was facing down every new year at a spirit-crushing elementary school by adapting and trying new forms of offensive defense. Dragon Warrior was going it ahead alone even into total darkness when a broken household offered no support or guidance. TOTK for me was learning to find agency and freedom to explore again in a life which seemingly was nothing but confined routines.

Re: Talking Point: With Prices Rising, Are Your Gaming Habits Changing?

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I love games but I don't buy a ton of games. I grew up poor and had to make a game last, which has continued where I play a game until I've truly tired of it before moving on. The 12 months after TOTK dropped I bought only that and Dredge. I've only grown more conservative with my game buying in the last decade, because nowadays I can easily watch a playthrough of any game that I'm mildly interested in and often times I won't buy it because the taste was enough. I have no interest in mindlessly consuming games and having a backlog, so the incoming hikes are annoying but they won't break my bank by a longshot.

Re: Accessory Manufacturer Genki Responds To Nintendo's Switch 2 Lawsuit

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Even if they had leaks with info worth a damn and even if they hadn't resorted to lying when their clout wasn't building fast enough, they should have known that the most celebrated leakers with the best information are still summarily dropped from interest the moment the official announcement is out. Anyone even remember the person who leaked the Trials of Mana localization/remake? What about that Smash fighters leaker, what fame and fortune are they rolling in? This chancer could have just been first in line to drop accessories with the knowledge they may or may not have had, and let the product speak for itself. Now Genki has a nice lawsuit from a notoriously litigious company who will bleed Genki even if the case doesn't go their way, a bit of ire from fickle gamers (a bunch one should never try to court this way), and no noticeable boost in sales or reputation.

Re: The Company That "Leaked" Switch 2 Is Being Sued By Nintendo

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Lol. Lmao. Lmfao, even. Nothingburger leaks of highly predictable iterative Switch 2 designs which irritate the community more than anything as it comes across as desperate clout grabs. Caught in a lie about having exclusive access to the new hardware. Puts out predictable accessories and gets no visible boost in clout or sales for all the shenanigans. Still gets sued in the end, and clearly isn't getting the AM2R-styles sympathy from gamers they probably thought would be worth angering Nintendo over.

Well done, champ.

Re: Oops, Yuji Horii Might May Not Have Leaked Massive Remake News After All

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Shocked this even gained traction. Square's comment about more Chrono back like 15 years ago was buy more CT DS and we'll see. The games are beloved but not so much by Square. Chrono left a huge bad taste in their mouths when Cross wasn't the next FFVII. CT DS was all of the 22nd best selling DS game of 2008 in Japan. These games don't do big numbers. And Squeenix's expectations of sales have only grown since then. It's a small miracle the Radical Dreamers edition and PC port even happened.

Re: Editorial: Gamers, Support The People And Sites You Love, Before It's Too Late

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Top-tier? Maybe a long time ago. Those sites have long gone the way of Destructoid, hollowed out shells of their former goodness. The larger beast of games journalism is collapsing and good riddance. It can't be saved just like social media can't be saved. Blog style sites like the NL family with self-contained comment sections are all that can and should survive. Everything else was a big mistake.

Re: Rumour: Yuji Horii Might Have Let Slip Some Massive Remake News

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Well that translator is getting fired lol. Granted, there's a lot of interpretation despite people think translating is a 1:1 machine operation, but if that's the dude's job he royally screwed up on something everyone will take and immediately run with.

Anyway, they'd Squeenix it up and probably turn the walk from Truce to Guardia Castle into a three-hour trek with pointless collectibles and sidequests, replace the concise battle system with overwrought parry mechanics, mess up the font text, change a bunch of lines, and add a crafting system. The lousy bolted on content in the DS and PSX versions already illustrated this game needed nothing else outside of maybe the map feature but even that is hugely superfluous given the game's straightforward area designs.

All they need to do is rerelease the original SNES version. Add the cutscenes as optional for weirdos who like to see the classic in-game cutscenes followed up with the exact same scene animated out before dumping back awkwardly to the game.

Re: Hollow Knight: Silksong Will Be Playable At An Australian Museum In September

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Lol Hollow Knight fans. Maybe more immediately bunged up than Undertale when someone doesn't understand the appeal. And like Undertale I found HK perfectly just alright, not crazy fantastic and not a bore but maybe a little bloated. But I love the Silksong drama. If this is limited to the museum before launch there certainly will be crazed fans spending outrageous sums just to be the first to experience it. I might pick up Silksong on a big sale someday but in the meantime it has made so much interesting free content.

Re: Xbox Is Raising The Price Of Consoles, Accessories, And Games Worldwide

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I can't believe Nintendo would do this to Xbox.

Anyway. I kind of feel like I've been preparing for this my whole life. By this point I have enough video games and consoles to probably last me through old age especially considering the Pocket, Vita, Wii U, and various everdrives. I like to get new stuff of course but realistically I could play what I have right now until I die and be happy. It's like when the pandemic hit and my family suddenly didn't see me as so crazy for having held onto all the old video games they so readily left behind.

Re: Grant Kirkhope Apparently Got A Bananas Reason For His Missing Mario Movie Credit

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I say it as a big DK64 enjoyer who has the music streaming somewhat regularly from my server, I totally get why Nintendo and anyone else doesn't like that game and I'm not surprised at all it hasn't shown up. Though I do want it to show up on nso if only to enjoy a new wave of people agonizing over beaver bother and that one room in the ice cave cabin and having to do a one credit run of Donkey Kong & Jetpac.

On the credits, yeah that stinks but it's also business. My company doesn't credit anyone on products because they don't want someone credited giving the company a bad rep if they go on to say something silly on the Internet or whatever. I would guess Nintendo is being ultra protective of their extremely valuable IP by only giving credits like that to people whom they have absolutely zero doubt will always be in their court.