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Re: Japanese Charts: Switch 2 Crushes PS2 To Become Fastest-Selling Console Ever

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Nintendo is going to make a resounding case again that power & having all the trendy bells and whistles isn't everything. There was so much speculation that they'd be stuck behind the times without supercharging the Switch 2 because of all the superior powered Switch-likes that have come out in the last seven years. Nevermind that the Game Boy and both DS lines proved that point already, but hey maybe people will remember it this time.

Re: Opinion: An Ode To The Fallen Arm, Xenoblade Chronicles' Best Map

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Hard to pick a favorite with so many, but this one definitely ranks high. I'll always love Satorl Marsh as you mentioned for how it absolutely floored me the first time night fell and that music kicked in. I knew the Wii could do beautiful things but I wasn't prepared for that. Amazing how much went into a largely inconsequential area.

But the most impactful for me is easily Alcamoth. I expected a hardened enemy stronghold and instead it was like finding out your worst bully lives in a broken dirty hovel. Again, not many big story beats but the unspoken stuff had a huge impact, like the quest giving bots sounding like order can be restored if you retrieve a few flowers or destroy a handful of rogue machines. And of course, that haunting music.

Re: The Switch's 'Repairability Score' Has Tanked Following Reassessment

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Nintendo won't care either way is absolutely right. Apple certainly didn't care and didn't take a hit with the iPod where one has to destroy the back case to do something basic like replace the battery or hard drive which absolutely will decay and fail over time. Things being made to deter self repair and just issuing a new one has only become more prevalent. And they can easily eat whatever piddly class action lawsuits come out of the Right to Repair.

Re: Random: It Turns Out That AI Isn't Very Good At Pokémon Red

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This prospect somehow sounds even more boring than watching a stream of someone play Pokemon. Like, it's the game I played one handed in high school because school was boring as hell and it's the game I'll play while doing other stuff today similarly to pass the time. I can't imagine any circumstances where I'd willingly watch someone else, human or AI, play this.

Re: Rumour: Zelda Live-Action Movie Eyes "Popular" Princess Pick

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I was just going to say it would be funny if whoever they pick goes on some rants about damsel in distress trope, but it looks like that point is covered and also set on fire lol

Only thing I'm not looking forward to with this movie is the inevitable extreme reactions regardless of who is picked and how the movie turns out. I plan to put my head in the sand about any and all coverage in the lead up. I just want to enjoy the novelty of a Zelda movie, same as Mario.

Re: Switch 2 Units Are Allegedly Out In The Wild, But You Might Need An Update To Play Games

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lol the pearl clutching, won't anyone please think of the person who dropped $500 on a console yet somehow can't get to a place with wifi for activation? Assuming this imaginary definitely imaginary person has no home internet / has no phone capable of making a hotspot, there's always options. I live in a single stoplight unincorporated area that has massive deadzones, rickety lowbar 4G in the few good spots and even our podunk tiny coffee place has good free wifi.

Re: Round Up: The Previews For Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake Are In

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I dunno. These games look pretty but honestly I'd rather put in my Dragon Warrior carts for the hundredth time or load up the GBC remakes on the Analogue Pocket. Some modern remakes I can get into but these games I don't want any of the sensory overload of modern gaming. Just looking at the screenshots makes me tired.

Re: Feature: The Long & Rainbow Road To 'Mario Kart World' Part 3 - Final Lap

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Still need to load up 7 on my 3DS. I think my rage quit of mk wii lasted so long that I passed on 7. MK8 is an interesting one. I played it to death on the Wii U especially as a fix between tending to a newborn. I should have loved Deluxe and I did buy it on launch but it just never grabbed me the same. The expansion pack courses were a fun novelty though it just felt like the same content repackaged over and over. It's been a staple playing with the kids, but I'm definitely ready for something new.

Re: Feature: "Game-Key Cards Don't Sit Right With Us" - Lost In Cult Dives Into Its New Physical Games Line

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Lol where was all this bravado against code in a box? Nintendo is still doing carts for their games. They're offering game key cards as an option for companies who were doing code in a box. Code in a box is objectively worse than a game key card at full retail price. All these companies are only joining on now with their holy crusade for physical media forever because they want to capitalize on the outrage and probably want to get into LRG's whale cookie jar.

Re: Random: Marilyn Before Mario? That Time Nintendo Went A Bit Playboy

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I did know about all that but it's only a weird contrast when focusing on the Iwata and Reggie days, really. Yamauchi and the rest didn't give much of a toss about gaming (and certainly wouldn't have cared about gaming culture) or being family friendly. They cared about making money and shifting the company as needed to maximize profits. Atari and gaming was dirty and unregulated, so Nintendo being family friendly with the marketing genius seal of quality swooped in opportunistically. Just like he didn't care about baseball and never attended a game yet bought the Mariners.

Re: Feature: The Long & Rainbow Road To 'Mario Kart World' - Part 2

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Man I loved DS. Easily the best single player experience in a Mario Kart game with the missions and boss battles. The online gameplay was pretty solid too, and admittedly I did a lot of shameless Dry Bones in the tank snaking to obliterate the competition. Crazy to think I had to buy a little dongle for that because my house didn't have wifi yet.

Still haven't played Double Dash, but I have it loaded up on my Wii U to finally experience.

Wii can take a hike. I played it a lot at the time as it was the newest option but that rubber banding AI was so infuriating and the game in general just isn't nearly as tight or fun as what came after. I'm sure it was the first Mario Kart for a whole big swath of gamers and has huge nostalgic pull but I can't imagine ever playing again.

Re: Nintendo Has "No Plans" To Use Game-Key Cards For First-Party-Developed Titles

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Lol the pearl clutching over this whole thing. It's a better option over code in a box for publishers who were very likely going to do code in a box. Nintendo is doing more for physical games preservation than any of the "forever physical!" grifty fomo companies with this move and their dedication to keeping their stuff in traditional carts - and they're the company that brought back game carts in the first place. Gamers lol.

Re: Nintendo's New Store Will Stock Mini Sculpture Replicas

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Already have amiibo of all these characters so I'm definitely good. Which is exactly why amiibo are great - affordable good looking miniatures of classic characters. Still don't know why a lot of people couldn't see that and instead either called them useless or whine about the NFC.

Re: Opinion: Nintendo's Forgotten The Game With The Most 'Switch 2 Edition' Potential

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The one thing I was longshot hoping for the Switch 2 was bringing back dual screen play. Mouse control would be cool for Pikmin and Mario Maker but I can't get past how good those games played with the Wii U gamepad. Same as how I can't get into any other Splatoon games because they feel so hobbled without the extra screen. I really hope someday they'll make a gamepad peripheral again for docked play. It could also bring back the amazing experience of Hyrule Warriors co-op with one player on the pad and one on the tv. That setup could have led to some more great multiplayer innovations.

Re: Don't Worry, 'Ori And The Blind Forest' Dev Probably Isn't Shutting Down

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Reads like a bunch of awkward interactions all being spun out of context and hyped up to more than what it really is. Mahler isn't the most eloquent communicator and probably isn't helping anything but it's also a massive nothingburger of early access people being typical early access people by expecting a polished final product.

I typically like anything they make so I'll probably check this out. Not in early access though, as I am capable of understanding playing an unfinished game means playing an unfinished game. Couldn't care less that Mahler shoots his mouth off sometimes. I'm here to play games and have fun, not pretend I'm going to hang out with the creators and be best friends because they say and do the things I like.

Re: Nintendo Updates Its User Agreement To Crack Down On Emulation

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Emulationbros getting all bunged up yet again by the big bad user agreement. Use a Switch for Switchy things, use I don't know one of the million other better powered devices on the market to do emulation things without the hassle. Pretty simple except when one has some weird perpetual high school need to fight the perceived authority figure.

Re: Feature: From BOTW To TOTK - How The Switch Helped Me Overcome Mental Illness And Thrive

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Great article, I always love reading how games have helped people with their struggles. It's funny because when Celeste released and the discussions of how it was a great metaphor came up, I realized that's how I've been using video games my entire life. Kirby's Adventure was me figuring out how to find an identity and not being afraid to go full bore into anything no matter how ridiculous it seemed. Mega Man 3 was facing down every new year at a spirit-crushing elementary school by adapting and trying new forms of offensive defense. Dragon Warrior was going it ahead alone even into total darkness when a broken household offered no support or guidance. TOTK for me was learning to find agency and freedom to explore again in a life which seemingly was nothing but confined routines.