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Re: Nintendo Shuts Down Live-Action Zelda Fan Film, 'Lost In Hyrule'

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They knew this would happen. Collecting any money while using a popular brand you don't own guarantees legal attention. It's just a cheap cloying way to draw sympathy from people. Make a project Nintendo will absolutely shut down and rake in the attention from everyone who is perpetually chomping to dunk on the big bad company. Fun game: anytime an article like this is posted, do a search for Sonic Mania in the comments.

Re: Opinion: Forget Themes, I Want A Switch 2 Start-Up Jingle

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I want the little jingles/splash screens when you select a game back. I played Breath of the Wild on the Wii U first and it felt so empty starting the cart up on the Switch without the shrine jingle. Better yet, go back to the Wii. Cave Story has a sweet little animation and a unique remix of the main theme playing when you click once on it. I couldn't care less about themes and I love the barebones interface to keep it all about the games, but I want those little touches unique to each game back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZM3ye3jYY8

Re: Random: Local Supermarket Wins Trademark Battle Against Nintendo

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Lol acting like this will somehow damage perception of Nintendo. Disney and Nintendo didn't get to their brand sizes by playing nice but no one cares when the product is so appealing. Sounds like a reflexive action based on the renewal by the legal team who is paid to sue everyone to keep up the threat and ensure Mario continues to have near unparalleled brand power.

Re: US Physical Game Spending Continued To Decline Last Year, Now Sits At Half 2021's Numbers

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I like to buy physical for the aesthetic, but I don't pretend for a moment it's some kind of foolproof preserved complete package. Someday people are going to be having to do all sorts of chicanery to get their old Switch carts playing again by simulating updates, when they could just use a complete digital package. And I also don't have any belief my Switch collection is going to be worth gobs of money someday. The reason the old media is valuable now is because most kids lost track or sold off their old Pokemon games. It doesn't work that way when everyone is buying and hoarding physical copies for their investments.

Re: PSA: Don't Fall For This New 'Wukong' Game On The Switch eShop

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Always funny when the seal of quality is invoked on articles like this. The Nintendo seal of quality never meant anything other than indicating which companies jumped through Nintendo's hoops. All Nintendo did was capitalize on Atari's failures by creating consumer confidence with little more than a shiny placebo while giving them the control over cartridge production. The NES had so many terrible full priced titles which were knockoffs or just poor quality, all bearing the seal of specious quality. And there were plenty of unauthorized games which are excellent. I mean, brilliant on their part. Especially because it still comes up in this context in 2025.

Re: 15 Best Sidequests In Switch Games

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Out of those, definitely Potential Princess Sightings. It's a ton of fun, has you uncovering pockets of the world, and has a reward well worth the effort. Cyan's Nightmare is a close second though. I miss when Square games had that efficiency and effectiveness in their storytelling.

Re: Lexar Is Apparently Releasing A Switch 2 'microSD Express' Card

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1tb would be more than enough for me. I buy a lot of games but I also have no problem archiving them when I'm finished or done with them. No reason I would ever need to have stuff like Fairune or Earth Atlantis accessible all the time. Only takes a moment to redownload something if I want to go back, not much different to me than swapping game carts.

Re: Opinion: My Daughter Made Me Realise That Mario Wonder's Difficulty Options Need Work

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Yeah, pretty much the same for me and I wish they would have made the difficulty options better. Like Mario Party has the star handicaps and it works great as a very basic but effective option. I thought Wonder would be a good experience with my oldest kid and it lasted all of a half hour on Christmas morning. This game is in no way friendly for multiplayer with kids. Which y'know, is funny because at her age I was playing much more difficult unfriendly NES games and trying over and over through failure. And multiplayer was having to watch as my older brother played almost all the way through Super Mario Bros before I'd get a chance to play for 60 seconds again and fail.

But as Bandit says in Pass the Parcel, this isn't the 80s!

Re: Sega Launches Its Own Free Account Service With Unique Member Rewards

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I'm betting this part of the groundwork of their larger pivot, and the Switch 2 won't get a Sega NSO app, and the existing app will be sunsetted. Not that I'll lose too much sleep over that and I doubt I'd pony up for a sega only subscription when I have a Mega SG, Vita, 3DS, and Analogue Pocket to cover all my retro Sega needs. But that'll suck for the splintering of a good value right now.

Re: Community: What Are Your Favourite Sidequests On Switch?

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Not sure if it counts as a side quest since you technically have to do it to progress the main story, but escorting the lost ghost to his house in Link's Awakening is the best little detour in a game ever for me, and they did it right in the remake by not changing a thing. If not that, then the newspaper scoops in Tears of the Kingdom. It's a fun set of romps chasing rumors, gives the world a nice lived in feeling after the sparseness of BOTW, and has an outstanding set of rewards.

Though Xenoblade X will soon be a contender for the unspoken amazing side quest which is way better than the actually finishing the silly story: exploring the world once you acquire the flight module for your skells.

Re: Banjo-Kazooie Has The Potential To "Rival 3D Mario", Says Ori Dev

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This from the guy who said he wants to make the Schindler's list of games. Mario is a console-moving IP. I love Banjo but there's only a select few properties capable of approaching Mario and it's not the series which has effectively been dormant for over a decade and is currently rotting on the shelf. Not to mention the games firmly sit in 3D Mario's shadow. There would be a long road ahead with some real talent to even get this series back to a strong 3D Mario-like.

But yeah, rosy up those glasses a little more.

Re: Best Ys Games Of All Time - Switch And Nintendo Systems

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Yeah also going to throw in that the TG16 version of 1&2 are the tops. I played the hell out of that on the Wii VC, and again recently on the Analogue Duo. Surprised it hasn't gotten a Switch port but it would probably be some lackluster LRG affair anyway. VIII is getting a bit overpraised lately, it's a great game but definitely shows signs of being a Vita port.

Re: Reaction: Nintendo Pins Hopes On Familiar Fun With Switch 2

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If there was ever a time to just iterate on a good design, this is it. The competition indicates the concept is gold for the current market. The one thing Nintendo has that no can compete with is their IP. Mario Kart and whatever else they have up their sleeve along with a massive backwards compatible catalogue will move units now, not some gimmick. At the end of the day no one really cared much about the 3D. The 3DS started moving when Mario showed up.