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Re: Gallery: Unboxing Superdeluxe's Castlevania Advance And Dominus Collections On Switch

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Credit where it is due, these look like nice packages which aren't saddled with too many useless knickknacks and the price isn't outrageous. 8-4 seems to have cleansed the usual LRG grubbiness out. I'm still good with my original copies, but I would have bought the soundtracks on a standalone release - assuming they're the full deals which is a detail that has been conspicuously absent on the coverage of these releases.

Re: Opinion: The Mario Movie Was Okay At Best, But I Can't Wait For The Sequel

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Great article, and I get it. I'm sure I loved the movie more having experienced it with my oldest daughter. Same with Minecraft. When it comes to video game movies I have no expectation and I really don't have a lot of interest either. But if it's an opportunity to have some laughs and good times with my kids I'm all over whatever it is. The Mario movie being a genuine delight was a bonus. I assume the next will have the same charm, and same cross-armed gamers carping about how it doesn't respect the lore or build a compelling epic story or develop deep characters.

Re: Review: Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition - An Excellent Port Of A Timeless Classic

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Nicely summarized. At least they had the good sense to not mess with the soundtrack, but I'm really not interested in a mishmash of the original and manhandled WotL. The quality of life stuff is massively in the nice to have but hardly essential category. Voice acting never interests me much. The original on Vita is about as perfect as it gets for FFT.

Re: Do Bananza And Odyssey Share The Same Pauline? Donkey Kong Dev Won't Confirm Anything

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More of this please. I vastly prefer new games in a franchise to be a fresh take or twist on the previous characters and story rather than being cornered by a timeline and having to satisfy continuity. Especially with Nintendo characters. They know there's no need to get on some delusion of grandeur ring cycle storytelling nonsense and I'm always here for it.

The Zelda timeline they created in Hyrule Historia even comes off like them just messing with people who are constantly trying to thread together continuity with everything.

Re: Nintendo Of America Reportedly Cuts Loose Customer Service Contractors As It Looks To Outsource

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Yeah the slant to paint Nintendo bad in this fails out the gate by representing the situation incorrectly. These are already outsourced jobs. They're changing our contractors for other contractors. There could be any number of reasons for this from quality to savings to other disagreements with the company supplying the contractors or the contract is up and they want to change things around. The advantage of contracted positions is the company can cleanly end when needed. Of course the contractors weren't contacted directly, that would be very unusual.

I'm assuming a lot of people have never worked contract jobs. This kind of thing happens all the time but because it's Nintendo they're trying to blow it up like a big scandal.

Re: Opinion: Metroid Prime 4 Reminds Me Of Gears 5, And It's Making Me Nervous

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People saying Metroid needs to be closed in at all times must not have played Super Metroid, which had you going through very open Crateria multiple times and had huge open areas in Maridia and Brinstar. It was not a wholly claustrophobic game by any means. Fusion was full of open breathable areas. The only truly claustrophobic Metroid is Samus Returns. The previous Prime games had a good mix similar to Super. A big open environment really doesn't strike me as incompatible with either Prime or the larger series. You're on a planet. Planets have surfaces. If it's remote, the area will be open. Traversing on a vehicle makes more sense for a technologically advantaged bounty hunter than hoofing it. Zomg the horror. They're making GTA in space not Metroid Prime 4.

Ultimately, I'm good just so long as it isn't like Dread with that massive pile of sameface in its environments where everything only existed to be little stunt tracks for item puzzles.

Re: Super Mario Galaxy 1 + 2 Switch Comparison Video Makes Nintendo's Upgrades Clearer

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I'm on board. The games are outstanding and playing without the waggle & bumped up visuals seals the deal. The price isn't for everyone, it's definitely a premium sort of release that is only going to appeal to a fanatic. It's like, I bought a remastered V Empire or Dark Faerytales in Phallustein vinyl for $50 last month, an album I've had on CD since the 90s and can stream for free any time.

Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Getting Super Mario Galaxy + Super Mario Galaxy 2 For Switch?

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Definitely says something that games this old still look and play better than a lot of new stuff. I vote with my wallet for Nintendo to keep making games like this that are vibrant and fun with a dash of heart which never seem to dull with age. Hopefully this + the movie means Galaxy 3 in some form is going to happen.

Yeah, it's expensive. Gaming with Nintendo has always been an expensive part of the hobby. It's like I can get dirt cheap run of the mill vinyls all day but when I wanted that repress of Nachthymnen it ran me $60.

Re: New Kirby amiibo Will Apparently Be Nintendo's "Most Expensive amiibo Ever"

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I was so into Amiibo for finally being affordable decent looking miniatures. It's a real shame they've crept up towards the same products I admire but will never buy. All the same I was telling myself I didn't need any more once the Smash line was done, so they're taking care of that for me. Well that, and having a bunch of butt ugly characters for the TOTK amiibo who I would never put on a shelf.

Re: Virtual Boy Is Being Added To Nintendo Switch Online

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Best news of the Direct for me, no joke. My childhood VB finally fell to the decayed ribbon glue and I haven't gotten around to finding someone to do the fix. Red Viper on the 3DS works fine and is great with the shader update, but there's just no substitute for playing games like Teleroboxer and 3D Tetris without the eyepiece. It'd be the best if they also release a dual dpad VB controller or at least if someone makes a right joycon with a dpad.

Re: Nintendo's Patent On 'Sub Characters' Could Have Some Dire Ramifications

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YouTube outrage p**n right here. This is their attempt to patent. If it even gets through which it probably will not, there's obviously a massive line of precedent in games that have been doing this beforehand. Big companies with big legal arms always attempt everything they can, it's what they are hired to do. Legal stuff isn't for the easily riled and hot headed but people who are both are definitely the paydirt for outrage farmers.

Re: Talking Point: Is Hollow Knight: Silksong Too Difficult?

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Two things are true. The game like most games would benefit from difficulty and accessibility options - and it's surely better than issuing patches to tweak and change what people have already experienced.

And maybe if the game wasn't hyped up as a has to be perfect instant GOTY, there wouldn't be so many people who may not have even played Hollow Knight hitting this wall.

The common greatness in gamers. The notion that your yum is entirely yucked because other people aren't playing & experiencing games the right way. It doesn't even have to be a pile of options to select from. Nintendo figured out a perfect way to have games simply & non-invasively to give players a quick leg-up if they hit a wall. It would be awesome if more devs took that cue.

Re: Nintendo Wins $2 Million Lawsuit Against 'MiG Switch' Distributor

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lol the comment section today is a speedrun on old the bingo card. Totally cool if your stance is to hate big bad Nintendo but man you people need to squeeze some original thoughts out. Maybe try something like video games are a human right.

Same old story though, some idiot doesn't do the smart thing which is to wait until the next generation to start up your operations and definitely don't take direct payments. That wouldn't be profitable, but we don't like to talk about that because it would go against the shield of games preservation or whatever.

Re: "I Can't Afford To Give It Away For Free" - Silksong's Low Price Is Causing Devs To Re-Evaluate Their Own Games

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It's all perception. Nintendo holds their high price point with the claim that they sell a premium evergreen product, and they never do deep price cuts except in extreme circumstances because it would go against the image they sell. Other companies like this shoot low and appeal to the compulsion and lean on word of mouth. Either way is a gamble. That's the fun of selling a product.

Especially because price it whatever you want, people are still going to put it through some obtuse subjective grinder of analysis, and present that as existing on an objective factually proven scale for what games should cost. 2D? Must be worth $30, tops. Crap like that.

Re: Round Up: Pour One Out For These 6 Brave Games Launching On 'Silksong Day'

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@ImpromptuR You nailed it. Vampire Survivors syndrome. Which of course came out later, but that game is probably the most blatant instance of it. A fairly good game getting the appearance of being the best ever because everyone has played it which was largely driven by the low price point. Add to that people who suck up cheap games are more likely to be younger which means they're experiencing it at a more formative age and will build nostalgia quicker and deeper than others.

Re: Review: Adventure Of Samsara (Switch) - Atari's Throwback Metroidvania Embraces Cycles Of Life, Death, And More Death

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They might have my money for specifically going against the trend and order to just follow the flavor of the month, especially since I'm definitely not getting Silksong. I always preferred the chunkier movement of early Metroid than the ultra nimble hyperactive glass cannon of modern games in the genre (including Metroid). Most of the cons are what I like. Actual risk in fights instead of what most games do, which is the unlimited rollback to a couple minutes ago. I liked that when Super Meat Boy and VVVVVV did it 15 years ago and it was fresh, now it just feels like a grind.

Re: Final Fantasy Tactics' Devs Had To Lean On Fans To Recover Original Source Code

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lol the pearl clutching that gaming companies treated their products like products and not irreplaceable treasures to be perfectly preserved in limestone vaults. That's the reality, champs. We love something the creating companies often regard as disposable toys & faceless products. That beloved experience from our childhood to them is only as useful as its ability to make money and storage becomes a premium when it comes to cutting costs. This is nothing new.

Re: Rumour: Sony Is Gunning For The Switch 2 With A Handheld, Dockable PS6

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I love my Vita and still use it regularly, but Sony had their chance. The 3DS had a very weak launch, was underpowered on hardware, and was still trying to gain momentum when the Vita launched. They could have knocked Nintendo down, maybe not as hard as with the PS1, but at least made portable consoles a two sided field. But after the 3DS eventually took hold and now so many years of Switch dominance, they don't have a chance in hell unless they're planning to fight the long fight of clawing their way in with sustained support and solid exclusives, but even then, that's maybe an insurmountable climb. There's any number of portables with more power and more bells and whistles, but they can't dent Nintendo's stride because the brand power, third party support, and install base are all off the charts and only getting stronger.

Re: Japanese Charts: Switch And Switch 2 Hardware Are Both Crushing The Competition

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Looks like Nintendo really nailed the timing on this. Xbox has nothing really on the horizon, Playstation is in that near late gen lull by still going but ultimately starting the wind down. Other console owners and especially those who never bought a Switch are ripe to buy into something new and shiny and people have been clamoring for a Switch upgrade. And when MS and Sony circle back around, the Switch 2 will have their strong foothold in place already. It's looking to play out like the opposite of what happened when the Dreamcast was straddling console generations.

Re: Switch 2 Sales In The US Are Outpacing The Original Console By 75%

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Most of the people who bought Mario Kart World probably sold it. Most of the sales are probably parents buying it for their spoiled kids. Most of the sales are just incel man babies with unlimited income anyway. My friend doesn't have a Switch 2 so I suspect these sales aren't real. Next month there's going to be a huge crash because I did the math and that's when all the bootlickers will have gotten theirs.

The salt flows so freely whenever Nintendo does well.

Re: Anniversary: The First DS Castlevania Game Turns 20 Today

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This was the game that got me to buy a DS, having clocked more hours on the GBA with Castlevania than anything. I've been replaying it recently on the Wii U (injection since they missed that huge opportunity to do it officially) and it's alright, though definitely a step down from its predecessor in a lot of ways. Soundtrack is killer and I actually like the touch screen seal. The Castlevania III-style bonus mode though is top notch and is possibly my favorite extra of any title in the series.

Re: Former PlayStation Head Praises Nintendo For Being "In Touch With Their Fan Base"

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They're in touch except when you ask a very small vocal subset who will never come to grips with their being a very small subset.

He got it right they anticipated the dip after the pandemic. Nintendo's toy company roots aid them best in not oversaturating the market. They have the resources to have made five more 2D Metroids or pumped every IP they own at least once but they keep it all even handed and don't overextend.

Re: Japan's National Library Says Game-Key Cards Are Not Eligible For Preservation

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Of course, they're not actual physical media. Funny Nintendo gets all the heat for this. Nintendo isn't making anyone do key cards nor have they phased out physical carts. These publishers can still do physical carts. If key cards go away, those companies are just going to do digital only or code in a box as they had been and would be if key cards weren't an option. Key cards probably will go away, and all the whinging can shift back to code in a box.

Not that I care much either way. Modern games are preserved six ways from Sunday yet people act like they're teetering on extinction. Switch games are ripped the moment they release and archived all over. And every third gamer is also bent on making their own Noah's Ark with physical copies. The damage is already done on the older stuff.