theModestMouse

Let me just go check your revie...oh...well thanks NL.

Why is which Pokémon is the hottest even a question?

We all know it's Gardevoir.

Never planned on getting it due to it being rushed out for holiday $ales, but it's cool you revisited it. I sometimes check the comment sections here when looking at older games on sale that were reviewed with performance problems just hoping someone had posted an update on patches.

No idea why anyone would pay for any of these when you can literally watch gameplay and have the exact same experience. Weird stuff, these not video games on a video game system.

I was very confused about a "magazine" until I saw it was just some kickstarter/patreon BS and not any sort of real magazine. Who reads a magazines anyway?! It's 2023 yo.

Well yeah since most places are offering it at the normal, non inflated price.

Such a weird game. Pretty fun even if it got painful after playing for half an hour. A shame there weren't any other games to utilize the drums, at least that I ever saw.

Lol good. It looked awful from the get go.

Everybody 1...2..dicks!

Yet they're still trying to sell it "on sale" now lol

Guess Figma is like a GI Joe, appendage bending wise? That's kinda neat. Hope someone makes some cool stop motion videos with him climbing things or whatnot.

Oh no what ever will we do?!

Oh right, Dolphin exists. BRB, Killer 7 on my phone.

Looks pretty cool but no dub?! Eh I don't know if I can listen to moon speak the entire length.

Played the original on Xbox and even playing by yourself, they're a lot of fun. So anyone fearing they require a second player, they do not.

While I'd absolutely love a good Avatar game, this doesn't look like it'll be it. Especially with the history behind the company that took over a year and a half to get voice lines for their nickelodeon fighter...

"the future of the fast-growing cloud gaming market"

Nobody took the time to tell him nobody likes that cloud garbage eh?

@nocdaes I know I would never pay Nintendough to ever so graciously let me play another companies game online.

It could be fun. I was in the minority that was playing Black Ops on the Wii in between MW2 on Xbox.

All I know is I'll never play another competitive FPS with a controller that doesn't have gyro aiming. It's such a game changer, and feels all the more brilliant on Switch with the screen dead center of your movements (compared to on a screen feet away).

Not possible especially if they're planning on using any higher end chipsets. Still good odds China takes Taiwan and throws a wrench into everybodies electronic gizmo plans.

Don't really care about Pokémon anymore but I've always adored stop motion so I'll watch it.

$EGA sure isn't the same company it once was.

I wonder if they'll add super futuristic features like achievements and being able to simply send a message to a friend?!

Nah it's Nintendough.. Maybe 2032 console will have such crazy groundbreaking ideas implemented.

WHO taught them HOW to USE capitalization?

Us hairless apes make some cool inventions..and then we make completely useless things like cookies with faces on them.

I should finish the first one. Just have found I don't care much for any "story" related to the Mario characters anymore so makes it harder to get back into.

A shame he didn't play some Tenacious D classics like "F* Her Gently", as just saying Peaches over and over isn't really music.

I still need to finish Quake at some point, there's quite a lot of levels packed into it. Was really well done, especially the gyro addition.

We can hope but I'm assuming it will look more like Blockman than the Bat.

So by this logic.. older cars are no longer automobiles because they don't go as fast as a 2023 Lamborghini?

The old white dudes in charge of laws in the country all need to be put in a retirement home and replaced with people who pump blood and not dust through their veins.

"Gyro-based cursors inevitably drift, lack accuracy compared to the IR equivalent, and need to be reset and recalibrated frequently."

Who's arse did you dig that info out of? Lmfao

1500+ hours of gyro centric games on my Switch would highly disagree with you. I've never even had to recalibrate it once. Lack accuracy? What?! I've never seen my gyro cusor shake like I did when using the Wii pointer and trying to hold it still.

Lol barely any improvements, a simple AI upscaling job. Full price! Hehe silly future of gaming.

Meanwhile all of us people who use DekuDeals instead of this 5 pages of advertisement for eshop cards disguised as an article are seeing a lot of "matches previous low". Nothing for me then.

Rich people and their idiotic use of money never ceases to amaze me.

Someone should tell him about this exciting opportunity to visit the wreck of the Titanic too!

Really fun games even if nothing to do with Tomb Raider.

Some good replay ability too even in SP.

It's just a buzzword to catch simple folks attention. When NY eventually crumbles and is rebuilt we will call it New New York.

@Gerudo_Guy it's because as people in general got dumber, they had to dumb games down as well. It really does look like a mindless autorunner instead of something that required skill, which was lost after SMB3.

I mean it looks okay, I suppose, not really very pretty compared to the treatment Star Ocean got. But my god..that archaic bland nothingness of a combat mechanic. Totally fine 25 years ago, absolutely boring today.

@Simon97 Yeah it was easier for the guy to reply rudely instead of saying "you have to pay to play this free game early".

@Simon97 Nah, I'm assuming most of us will stick to the free part of the game. There's going to be wwwaaayyy more new players joining at the actual release than the few they suckered into paying to play a beta.

Uhmm the best princess, Rosalina not even on the list?

Lose more faith in this site daily.

Should call it 5onic

What do you mean there's no confirmation? The game has been available online for a week now... Lol

Well people called Genshin a BoTW ripoff and it was endlessly a better game with an actual living world. So much so it was never able to make it to the Switch lol.

The extras are rather weak since it'll just be rehashed stuff they've all said in the countless promotional interviews they did for the film I'm sure.

@RetroGames Yeah even with the slightly subdued agenda there still wasn't any hint of the sweet caring Peach I knew from the cartoons as a kid or any of the games.

@Bunkerneath But that's a plaque not a chopping board. I guess you could maybe chop one potato on it if it wasn't a large spud.

None of those are exciting for me but next month Hogwarts! Although I'm still skeptical the port will be good.

Didn't bother to ask why they didn't give the Switch port enough love to get it working well, huh?

Looks nice and all but if I can play Overwatch 2 while online without frame drops, it can run this without frame drops. I mean SHOULD be able to.