theModestMouse

Me and a buddy used to play MK Wii almost ritualistically while getting drunk with Wii wheels. I cannot count how many times we whacked ourselves in the mouth jerking the wheel up to trick.

The whole agreement hasn't even finilized yet lol... If anything the games will be for Switch 2.

I'm sure they'll sequel it out to death now since that's all entertainment can do these days.

Wish they'd do one based on Galaxy with Rosalina as she's the best Mario girl.

For some reason had the urge to reinstall Darksiders 2 and I'm loving it despite some jankyness. I only played for 3 hours before moving on before, no idea why.

Also Fortnite and Overwatch as usual. Getting pretty good at Widowmaker in handheld mode. Most satisfying way to hear the Dink sounds for a headshot kill.

I had a lot of fun with Black Ops on the Wii. Sure it was garbage compared to other versions but it did hold up well and definitely was unique using the gimmick controls.

Plus those were the golden age of internet so you could play online with a modded Wii without bans.

@nomither6 I mean good for you? Personally I could never go back sitting there glued to a computer to play Overwatch now I can play it on the s***er.

Definitely Lumalee and it's accurate description of the state of the world and how one should feel about taking part in it's day to day activities.

Huge JB and Tenacious D fan but God that was an awful attempt at a song just to have JB sing in his signature style. Didn't fit at all.

Nintendo, maybe you missed the notice but the war you delayed this game for is still going on...do you no longer care about offending people??

Was much better than I expected it to be. Couldn't finish either Sonic movies but this was at least enough of a visual feast that it made up for the lack of any story.

I thought Pratt did a pretty good job, I didn't even notice it was him after I stopped trying to listen for it. Seth Rogan was absolutely ass, as expected. Big names over actual talent is a dumb way to cast, but that's Hollyweird. Same with Anya Joyless. She made Peach unbearable due to not remembering this is an animated film and to make her voice also...animated. It didn't help that I found her facial animations much weirder looking than the others.

Jack Black was clearly the star of the show (besides the song, wtf that was horrible and I'm a HUGE Tenacious D fan, so I'm used to his style of singing and usually love it) though. Wish my man Charlie got a bit more of actual speaking lines since he fits Luigi well. The Lumalee was probably my favorite even if it was voiced by the co-directors daughter (that nepotism is rampant), she did a better job than some of the "big names".

Overall I'd say it was a 7.5 due to it being so easy on the eyes despite the bad casting and bare minimum of all plots. Pleasantly surprised it wasn't pushing the woke agenda at all either, which is rare these days.

I was just downloading La Mulana 2. I always just considered him to be Indy.

Afterbirth+ listed but not Repentance? Lol what. That's like half of the content missing.

Remasters are supposed to greatly improve the game...this was not a remaster, just a recasher.

Was expecting the obvious 10 but guess that's limited to Nintendo game reviews only? Guess it must be really bad to still get a 6 even with the big N bonus points since they seem to like Sonic movies and those were utter trash.

Will pick this up someday. Usually I go digital but will have to wait for a physical sale on this one since it has to be a massive file, even before all these updates...$37 is a bit too high though for such an old game.

But...they look exactly the same lmao

Be good boys and girls and toss cash at them though, seal the future of gaming as only sequels and cash grabs called "remasters".

@Not_Soos I thought that second sentence was going to end much darker than it did from how it started..

I remember Best Buy having a crazy big set up with multiple consoles and displays and all sorts of huge promotional items when this game came out. I decided it wasn't for me right there though, I need some exploring to go with my monster enslavement.

So stupid to act like these are sales anymore. Just make the 5 year old games permanently 33% off and stop acting like this is some sort of actual good deal Nintendough.

Lmao at the amount of people wanting an "HD" version..smh video gaming is dead when people just want to play the same games recycled to death.

Also "HD pixels"...you wot mate?

Thought it was pretty cheesey. I'd had already listened to the Ultimate Video Game History (or something like that) audiobook so I was already familiar with the actual story, so made this a bit more interesting seeing how laughable some of the 'drama' aspects were.

Was better than I expected for a movie about Tetris though, which isn't saying too much.

God people buy the dumbest crap.

Lol are people going to buy these to stick in their closet hoping for the offchance that in 20 years (if we still have things like electricity and a non-radioactive planet) they can make a whole $100?

Unironically this would be one of the few remasters I'd support since so few have actually played this. Shame they won't though.

Skyrims almost kinda tempting but then I remember how big that download is.

Seems super odd to me to imagine people still want to collect plastic chunks for movies?!

People collect movies still?! Whaaaattt.

This site has ads? That IS news to me!

Also haha at the little twitter-esque verification marks. Smh the future of the internet is a sad one.

So they got the most useless "comedian" to..not even bother to work at the job he's getting millions of dollars to do?

Only actual talent they got is Charlie Day and Jack Black. The rest they just hired whoever was popular at the moment. Disgusting way to go about "art".

Looks pretty decent and the creature designs can't get worse than the ones Pokemon have been dumping the last 10+ years.

Nah, $70 for an expansion pack is just ridiculous and if you don't see that, you're seriously fooling yourself.

$70 for some bland looking DLC...

Good thing the games are still all Archived at a dot organization then.

Such a beautiful, slick, and stylish game. Hope the performance gets some improvement.

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I didn't want to reinstall Smash that much anyway.

Looks like they're trying to get some $20 skin collabs going. Lmao. DoA game.

Anyone who has any knowledge of games could tell that game was going to be crap from the first reveal trailer lol.

Will wait to see how much is actually free to play before bothering.

Remake! Remaster! Rebuy! Gaming is another certain R word these days and it's another bad one.

Well...one of those looked good..

Weird that they haven't noticed that basically every other game that tries to be live service yet charges full retail for the base game has failed horribly.

Pick a lane (haha racing pun) and go f2p with paid passes or be a normal retail game.

Nice. Absolutely love Gungeon, such an endlessly fun game.

(cue the inevitable people saying how much they hate roguelikes)

I'm surprised I'm not alone in not caring in the slightest, 10% are with me, interesting.

Unsurprising that so many are excited for a $70 expansion pack though lmao

Welp that's a reason to pass. NSOs glorious service strikes again.

Not surprising when they keep releasing half finished products to meet certain sales peak deadlines.

Ah yes BUY an image animator to use on a 3DS or just use the Pixelart site where everything is instantly backed up with more options on another handheld device I'm sure people own..

Such a hard decision!

Nothing in there about how to make the game actually good though unfortunately..

So Peppa Pig stands strong with the white supremecy that is synonymous with the royal family huh? Neat.

I just checked and my sunglasses are also compatible with the Switch!

They didn't do anything but darken the screen though.

Is that game world not going to be a vast expanse of nothing-to-do-ness again?

They better do quite a bit to make the world feel alive and not a generic place with random Hyrule stuff slapped in again. Hell, for a $70 expansion pack, they better do A LOT.