No idea why you're hyping this up so much... It's going to be so bad on Switch. MK9 already runs like crap and looks horrible while doing it..two games worth of improvements (and then un-improved again for Switch) is only going to make those areas worse. One of the few purchases I regret on the Switch it's that bad.
@MythTgr Why let you RENT gc games via your expensive NSO subscription when they can sell them to you at full price? Gotta milk their loyal fans as much as they can.
Wait.. no it's not since I'm sure anyone with a Steam Deck, interest in emulation, and half a brain can figure out how to install it without using Steam.
The Boys is such an amazing show. Such a refreshing watch after the endless superhero junk that takes itself too seriously we've had shoved at us ever since RDJ did his thing.
Homelander is certainly a perfect crossover though.
@Eel Not at all. Like with every thing else, us hairless apes differ from one another by a crazy amount. 5 hours may be just fine for one ape while another is still groggy after 8.
@Greatluigi Simple. They have to ship copies early so they're on shelves for release dates. People take a copy, dump it and upload. Funny though you think it's possible for Nintendo to hunt them down like they're an intelligence agency.
A bit pricey considering how much the actual game costs. But people are silly/stupid creatures and will be fine spending an extra $20 on a piece of plastic. We definitely need more plastic, right!?
I picked Kingdom Two Crowns for a couple bucks. Really lovely pixel art. I needed something on the relaxing side to combat the frustration that is competitive Overwatch.
I'll also be playing more competitive Overwatch. Still amazing how great it plays in HH on the Switch. Feels good laying waste to people on their 4k 50 inch TVs and their extra 30 fps while on a dinky little screen on the toilet.
Completely pointless "game" which is just there to record audio throughout the day. Weird stuff. Parents actually let their kids be spied on willingly these days?!
I'll stick to my Mary Jane for any sleep ailments, no thanks little spymon.
@Rainbowfire Wrong. Stealing would mean they no longer have the original, which is not the case. How has it been 30 years since the internet and people still do not understand making a copy is not stealing?! Lmfao.
I don't understand why they keep patching these? It's not like you're cheating to get an advantage against another human, so seriously who the F cares?!
Or is just Nintendoughs typical stance of "you will NOT play our games any other way then how we tell you to" like with emulation?
Zombie Ball would be pretty interesting. Aren't there like hundreds or thousands of other living players to use? What about that Wamabanayanayana guy who's security just slapped Britney Spears? He seems like a role model...because he's..tall I guess? Or Britney Griner, the international drug smuggler?
So very useful. You rarely review any new games but at least you can tell us what not to buy? Even if it's a game nobody has ever heard of and you'd have to actively hunt it out as I've never seen it once even on DekuDeals.
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Re: Mortal Kombat 1 Unveils Returning Characters & More Kameo Fighters
No idea why you're hyping this up so much... It's going to be so bad on Switch. MK9 already runs like crap and looks horrible while doing it..two games worth of improvements (and then un-improved again for Switch) is only going to make those areas worse. One of the few purchases I regret on the Switch it's that bad.
Re: Video: Digital Foundry's Technical Analysis Of Pikmin 1+2 On Switch
@MythTgr Why let you RENT gc games via your expensive NSO subscription when they can sell them to you at full price? Gotta milk their loyal fans as much as they can.
Re: The GameCube And Wii Emulator Dolphin Is No Longer Coming To Steam
Oh what horrible news!
Wait.. no it's not since I'm sure anyone with a Steam Deck, interest in emulation, and half a brain can figure out how to install it without using Steam.
Re: Mortal Kombat 1 Reveals Six Fighters In Official Kombat Pack DLC
The Boys is such an amazing show. Such a refreshing watch after the endless superhero junk that takes itself too seriously we've had shoved at us ever since RDJ did his thing.
Homelander is certainly a perfect crossover though.
Re: Adore Mixes Monster-Taming Action And Real-Time Battles On Switch Next Month
I wish every game didn't feel the need to add a 'cooking' mechanic these days.
Re: Disney Speedstorm Teases New Lilo & Stitch Track, Coming This August
Still find it amusing they're charging for it under the false pretense of "early access".
I'll still try it when it goes out of "EA" aka when the sales slow down/launch players start leaving and they rely on BP sales instead.
Re: Rune Factory 3 Special Trailer Introduces All The Ladies You'll Be Flirting With
Nice tractor, wanna plough?
Re: Review: Might & Magic: Clash Of Heroes - Definitive Edition - A DS Classic Returns In Mighty Fine Form
I played the one on Xbox 360 to death. Not even a fan of matching type games either.
Re: Miyamoto Considers Pikmin To Be Nintendo's "Most Global Characters"
Ehh they're pretty forgettable designs imo. Just like shinier teletubbies.
Re: Pokémon Sleep Is Now Available In Even More Regions On iOS And Android
I'll give it...6-7 months before it's shut down.
@Eel Not at all. Like with every thing else, us hairless apes differ from one another by a crazy amount. 5 hours may be just fine for one ape while another is still groggy after 8.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Pikmin 4
I'll never understand the appeal but good it was worth the wait for those who enjoy super easy games.
Re: EA Sports FC 24 Apparently "Running Great" On Switch, Will Include "All The Modes"
Stop using that dudes wonky face as the thumbnail for these articles! I just can't with that expression or whatever that is.
Re: The Witcher III On Switch Finally Gets DLC Inspired By The Netflix Series
Cool cool. I've been itching to get back into it some more, I just got lost in all the side quests.
Nice they have cloud saves since Nintendough is too greedy to offer that without a ripoff NSO subscription.
@Mauzuri Yeah, well, I wish there was an option to enable gore for Zelda so I can see goblin limbs go flying.
Re: Poll: Which Dormant Nintendo Franchise Would You Most Like To See Return?
Eternal Darkness easily. Nintendo needs to make a move to support games for actual adults as well.
Re: Mortal Kombat 1 Teases "A Panel You Won't Want To Miss" At Comic-Con
Going to be a pretty weak comic con with a majority of actors unable to attend due to the strikes.
Re: Soapbox: Switch Is Only A Classic Or Two From Being The Perfect PlayStation History Lesson
The Switch needs Patapon from Sony's library.
Re: PSA: Pikmin 4 Has Already Leaked Online, Watch Out For Spoilers
@Greatluigi Simple. They have to ship copies early so they're on shelves for release dates. People take a copy, dump it and upload. Funny though you think it's possible for Nintendo to hunt them down like they're an intelligence agency.
Re: Doomsday Hunters Is A Frantic Roguelike Shooter Blasting Onto Switch This Week
Youve got an extra make there buddy.."as you choose from over 1,200 different items to make take on opponents and make each run different"
Looks pretty good though, will wait for a review and sale as per usual.
Re: UK Charts: FIFA 23 Takes First Place Ahead Of Switch FC 24 Debut
Weird seeing a year old kick the ball simulator topping the charts.
Re: The Pokémon Company Reveals Exclusive Figures For This Year's World Championships
Most...buy...more...plastic...
It's only filling our ocean's and our bodies thanks to forever chemicals. Let us surround ourselves with as much of it as possible as well!
Re: Deals: New Best Buy Promotion Lets You Pick Up Free Nintendo Switch Games
Hehe cute. Advertisements disguised as articles.
Re: 'Ginsha' Combines Lovely Pixel Art Visuals With Slick Action-RPG Gameplay
Skill tree, crafting and "loot" has me intrigued for sure.
Re: First-Person Action Platformer Neon White Scores A Physical Switch Release
A bit pricey considering how much the actual game costs. But people are silly/stupid creatures and will be fine spending an extra $20 on a piece of plastic. We definitely need more plastic, right!?
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (July 15th)
I picked Kingdom Two Crowns for a couple bucks. Really lovely pixel art. I needed something on the relaxing side to combat the frustration that is competitive Overwatch.
I'll also be playing more competitive Overwatch. Still amazing how great it plays in HH on the Switch. Feels good laying waste to people on their 4k 50 inch TVs and their extra 30 fps while on a dinky little screen on the toilet.
Re: Random: These Pikmin Flower Vases Will Soon Bloom Onto My Nintendo Store (Europe)
They would make excellent homemade bongs.
Re: Hands On: Pokémon Sleep (Open Beta) - An Absolute Snoozefest
Completely pointless "game" which is just there to record audio throughout the day. Weird stuff. Parents actually let their kids be spied on willingly these days?!
I'll stick to my Mary Jane for any sleep ailments, no thanks little spymon.
Re: Inti Creates Announces New 2D Action Side-Scroller 'Umbraclaw' For Switch
Awesome art style even if the animation looks a bit stiff. Will keep an eye out for it though.
Re: EA Sports FC 24 Switch Gameplay Trailer Revealed, Frostbite Engine Confirmed
That face in the thumbnail though..
Re: Feature: 21 Vintage Nintendo Games You Can Now Only Buy For Original Hardware
Ahh how much I love and appreciate emulation. ♥️
@Rainbowfire Wrong. Stealing would mean they no longer have the original, which is not the case. How has it been 30 years since the internet and people still do not understand making a copy is not stealing?! Lmfao.
Re: PlayStation Exclusive Platformer Tomba! Is Getting A Nintendo Switch Release
I vaguely remember messing with pigs in this game.
Cool that emulation is being used to keep these old games alive.
Re: Gex Trilogy Collection Announced For Nintendo Switch
Man Gex was awesome back in the day. Not sure it would hold up too well now but I guess we'll see.
Re: Super Famicom Horror Classic Clock Tower Is Officially Coming To The West
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Re: Jurassic Park Classic Games Collection Officially Announced
Wow including a music CD, they really are going full retro.
Re: Brand-New Game Boy Color ARPG 'Far After' Is Now Up For Pre-Order
Neat, whatever that is in dollars for a 3mb file.
I think I know how I'll try it out.
Re: MythForce Brings Roguelike Action And '80s Cartoon Aesthetics To Switch This September
Looks pretty cool indeed if it can run smoothly.
Surprised nobody complained about it being roguelike...yet, that is.
Re: Review: Atelier Marie Remake: The Alchemist Of Salburg - A Concise And Cosy JRPG That Fans Will Love
"this is the kind of game that you can get sucked into for an hour or two at a time without even realizing it."
That is indeed how video games tend to work.
Re: Mortal Kombat 1's First DLC Character Has Seemingly Been Confirmed
That would be pretty awesome. The Boys is such a refreshing take on the played to death superhero genre.
Re: Pokémon Sleep Open Beta Android Test Now Live In Select Regions
I'll pass on an app that actively records audio of you while you sleep.
Re: Poll: What Course Are You Most Excited About In The Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 5 DLC?
@Arawn93 I mean there's already a racing game where you play as characters sitting on a toilet while racing the toilets..
Re: Random: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Devs "Too Occupied" To Play Elden Ring
Lol uh huh suuure.
Re: Baten Kaitos' Title Was Initially Disliked By Bandai Namco
I've never been able to maintain interest in card games but a friend who was big into MtG spent a good hundred hours on each one back in the day.
Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom's New Update Targets Item Duplication Glitches, Unsurprisingly
I don't understand why they keep patching these? It's not like you're cheating to get an advantage against another human, so seriously who the F cares?!
Or is just Nintendoughs typical stance of "you will NOT play our games any other way then how we tell you to" like with emulation?
Re: After Heaps Of Legal Drama, Devil Engine Gets Its Own Physical Edition On Switch
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Re: NBA 2K24 Tips Off This September On Switch With Kobe Bryant As Its Cover Athlete
Zombie Ball would be pretty interesting. Aren't there like hundreds or thousands of other living players to use? What about that Wamabanayanayana guy who's security just slapped Britney Spears? He seems like a role model...because he's..tall I guess? Or Britney Griner, the international drug smuggler?
Re: Ubisoft Game Designer And Creative Director Emile Morel Has Passed Away
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Re: Random: Nintendo Advises Against Blowing Into Your Switch Cartridge Slots
So the problem isn't blowing in them, the problem is people being slobbery mouth breathers.
Re: Japan's Switch Sales In June Were Reportedly A Record High For The Console
And you people wonder why there's no Switch 2 lmao
Re: These Pikmin Terrarium Figures Are Irresistible, And We Need Them All
Jars would be way cooler with Hollow Knight grubs in them instead.
Re: Three New Game Boy Advance Posters Are Now Available From My Nintendo Store (Europe)
Well at least you're not mistakenly calling the trinkets they offer "free" anymore.
Re: Random: A 'Last Of Us' Clone Is Available On Switch, But Seriously, Don't Bother
So very useful. You rarely review any new games but at least you can tell us what not to buy? Even if it's a game nobody has ever heard of and you'd have to actively hunt it out as I've never seen it once even on DekuDeals.