theModestMouse

Lol man companies are so weird these days. Instead of using the money they make from selling their game, they ask random people to loan them cash so they can make something to then.. make more money? It's like if Taylor Swift asked all her fans to borrow about tree fiddy to write another cliche song to sell them.

Oh internet, you made life so silly.

Not so much leaks as the full game is available now lol. Sadly I have no interest in this $70 expansion pack though so the next few months at this site will be painful.

And nothing of value was lost.

Marvel Snaps a better card game and it's free.

Well yeah you hold onto something for so long that only a tiny handful of those initially interested still care about it's release, it's gonna do bad.

If one has talent to creativity to try something new, aim for the nostalgia retro market, quick easy cash.

Samus gonna slay some 'fookin' prawns'. I'd watch that.

I played Guardians of Light back on Xbox 360 arcade and it was really fun. Nothing at all to do with Lara but just a way to get sales through a brand name. Still a good game though, never played the second one to judge that. Sure it'll be overpriced at release in any case.

Jesus christ just why? I wouldn't pay $60 for rearranged pixels (spoiler, remasters are done with AI upscaling, no need for human touch! Little to no work needs to be done! ). I'm sure there are 500 fan made versions that so whatever a re$$$$$make would do, and better.

With built in Seth Rogan button so you can hear his "huh huh huh" laugh anytime!

Ah yes $40 for an old game just so you can hold a piece of plastic you'll never look at again in your life.

For..a game that has been ported to phones.. Lmao

Can listen to the players on that but not the dumb arse weapon durability that has NO place in a Zelda game huh?

Eh read until I saw its a game all about parrying, nope, I might as well be playing Simon Says if I'm only reacting to a game without providing initiative. Plus those environments are ps1 era quality.

Assuming you'll need the NSO ripoff to access any of the sharing stuff, so nope.

Don't bother with Omega Strikers on Switch, just play it on your phone. Better in every way there, 60fps, better aiming controls, better graphics, etc. Switch port is super low effort.

Uhh Overwatch 2 would like to have a word with you. If THAT can run a almost perfect 30 constantly in HH with all of its intense colors and particle effects going on, it can run some half assed ports of Call of Doody.

I love the series and spent some serious time with 1,2 and 3. I have 5 and played it for awhile and I'm sure I'll dive in deep again but pretty sure it will be my last of the series as they do start to feel samey.

And I've heard this one was of the more meh ones I believe.

"Successfully tells an emotional story via the medium of dodgeball"

I already saw Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story all those years ago so guess I can pass on this.

Well I don't play docked so may wait for a sale and patches.

It installed randomly on my Switch like a week ago and didn't remember ever even looking at the game lol. Does look pretty fun and the best part, no NSO ripoff required.

@Serpenterror You do realize that they can shut servers down for any game, right? Even the ones that cost $60 and not 0.

Imagine that, when all creativity leaves and is replaced with cheap cash grabs capitalizing on a popular name, they're average or below average. Who ever would have guessed?

Video games are going the Hollywood route.

Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare will always be my favorite DLC. As a fan of cheesy comedy horror like Evil Dead, it was amazing to go back and see how everyone was dealing with the zombies. The tone shift and more frantic battles made it feel like a brand new game.

That's the least amount of useful information in any sentence I've ever seen in my life.

So sad we won't be seeing a real Zelda game for ages... but rejoice in a $70 expansion pack for a game that's just Zelda aspects thrown into a generic empty world... I guess?

Hmm never even heard about it I don't think. Sounds decent enough.

@CharlieGirl It has a pretty massive following. The Hollow Knight reddit is a helluva active place with people getting new tattoos of the game seemingly every other day even after this long after release.

I know I'm way more excited for the lovingly crafted world of Hallownest than the bland empty world of the $70 BoTW DLC being passed off as a full game.

I'm guessing Alear is the ugly looking bland as hell red and blue girl?

Japan got some weird taste in character design if that tops any list besides "worst".

@rushiosan I mean you probably have a phone so there ya go.

Lol dude if your life's dream is to re-release a slightly touched up 20 year old game... You need better dreams.

@Gavintendo How is more people getting to play a game and the developers at least getting SOMETHING more depressing than just leaving 6 year old games at the same price where people who didn't buy it in the first 5 years it was 33% aren't going to magically buy it now?

Logic does not compute.

@EVIL-C You're acting like it's a brand new game.. Story/characters/mission structure... All that's been done. Running it through AI upscaling and some tweaking doesnt justify full price.

Love the art style but just feels sooo sluggish to play.

@rockodoodle Nintendo will always be at least 10 years behind when it comes to anything online related.

I thought it was decent when I first got my Switch but now after a couple hundred hours of Overwatch on Switch...damn Paladins ran and looked like warm ass in comparison.

Will wait and see how it is once it's free. Paying $30+ for early access to a game that may very well be shut down in under a year is just silly.

Between my regular playing of Fortnite and Overwatch I'm not sure my Switch really needs a third live service game though.

Paying to play a f2p game early that will most likely be shut down within a year.. hehe cute.

Lol arrested for stealing video games as the country literally has gangs of hundreds of criminals roaming around robbing stores blind and getting into shootouts.

America's priorities are so mindblowingly askew. At least he gets to go back to Canada and escape this collapsing country.

Boo, 1fichier is a top tier host. Oh well, just like a chymera, slay one head and 3 more will take it's place.

Well that certainly is one of the things of all time.

@CharlieGirl This is why we can't have nice things.

I've been hooked on Overwatch 2 for some reason this season. I'm not even a fan of the new hero Wifeleaver, err I mean Lifeweaver, but I keep picking up my Switch for just 'one more' match this season.

Will work on Darksiders 2 some more and Divinity Original Sin 2 since I just picked that up as well to hold me off on an RPG until I can see how poorly Hogwarts Legacy will be on the Switch and most likely decide to skip getting it unfortunately (even though I have a feeling they will push $70 for that one and they can go F themselves with that). Although tough to get used to, I'm starting to get combat down in Divinity a bit better. Loving the rest of it though.

Not if they're horrible casting department for the movie has a say in it.

So...a 'remaster' (still looks ugly) port..of a port.

The future of gaming folks.

@Freek I hope you're joking. They're not going to do physical copies of a 170mb $5 shovelware game lol

That song is still such a good jam even 30 years after the first time hearing it and being amazed at the little dude I was controlling around this vibrant world.

So might as well be not coming to Switch.

Definitely wouldn't mind playing a racer but not interested in Mario characters outside of Rosalina so never bothered with MK8.

I'm down for the f2p version if I can unlock that sweet sweet sexy Meg. Hope there's some amount of voice acting and not just a few grunts or generic "weee" voices though, could be make or break like with that silent Smash rip off that failed.

Think I beat one divine beast before the utter boredom of the worst Zelda game ever got to me and I had to pop that bad boy out of my Switch. Why are there no dungeons in a Zelda game? The hell were they smoking?

Tried at least 5 times on separate occasions to enjoy it either starting fresh or continuing on and nope, that game just is not fun.

So basically just beat that waste of money one day is my goal. Forget the $70 expansion DLC.

More of that $70 Bored of the Wild DLC..

I had no idea this was even on the Switch, I must have been pretty crappy to never hear anything about it.

@Bunkerneath Except their stuff isn't gone? They just need to log in on a more powerful system.

@Anti-Matter For every one of you who act like f2p model personally attacked you, there are 10 of us who love it. So yeah good luck LOL.