Imagine taking the time to swap game cartridges for small little games like turtles LMAO
@World I mean it's not that great. Basically every comment of mine is calling N "Nintendough" due to their gross acceleration of anti consumerism and greed lately. Probably stole my wordplay after deleting my comment. Rude.
Tried many times throughout the years to get into Suikoden but it never clicked with me. Part of this look pretty good though even if it seemed to be hitting 15fps at parts.
Good memories trying to beat the first one as a kid with my dad.
Decent price point, looks like they actually TRIED. Pretty impressive but those games platforming were incredibly frustrating back then so unless they tweaked the controls and mechanics as well, I think I'll pass on that unnecessary anger as that difoculy will be 10x what it felt like then due to all the easy games these days.
Plus I still play as Lara all the time in Fortnite.
Loved the first couple and was enjoying 5 for awhile but just kinda fell off on it. Heard 6 was bad so can't say I'm excited for 7 especially because jumbification sounds lame to me. Will finish 5 at some point but it may be my last go at the series, such long games if you really want to get into them.
The unchecked greed of so many is going to be the downfall of the world. Sooner than later too. At least I'm here for the fireworks!
@epicgamner Gotta hand it to you for dreaming big and thinking your first attempt at a game was going to do $200k of sales in the endless sea of new games LOL
Yeah. Since when did you have to do multiple things to be an entertainer? Most singers just sing (or lip synch in most cases these days) without huge choreographed shows, yet that's still entertainment. I don't see why digital entertainment should be any different.
I'm good. Played 2 quite a bit and while it was pretty fun it's just not near competitive enough (combined with Switch players) to really get me hooked like other shooters do. Definitely not enough changes in 3 for a buy so I don't see a 4 breaking the mold as it'll just be more of the same.
@westman98 Eh that shift is dying out more and more as companies learn they just can't compete with the titans like Fortnite.
@Woderwick Hah I actually watched that the other day and I've had exactly 0 interest in wrasslin' for over 25 years but I was a fan of the Undertaker as a kid. Definitely a neat watch.
Eh I can't play games made to feel like SNES games anymore. There's just never any meat on the bones to get into and difficulty is usually artificial (cheap enemies or poor mechanics).
Imagine if they had done that with the Pokeman games instead of rushing to release broken unfinished messes for $60 a pop you guys devoured.
@GrailUK I thought most people had them blocked? I know I did when I saw every article with them saying they didn't like such and such game because it had mature themes and they only like games with sunshines and puppies and anything with violence of sexuality is just bad. Lmao. Best to avoid such types.
It was fun for about an hour and then felt pretty bland. Needed a little something else to make it great besides being a serviceable FPS with cool pixel graphics. But alas graphics mean more than gameplay today.
I get Nintendough is trying to pretend it's of this generation at all by doing these free item things and showing how cool this new internet connectivity thing is, but it's the equivalent of offering you a free potion in a Final Fantasy game. Just might as well not bother at all.
I've never cared for any of the transformations that much post tanooki suit. Most of them look really dumb, like this elephant. Scraping the bucket for ideas with that one.
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Re: Takaya Imamura Expresses His Love For F-Zero 99, Awaits 'Revival Of The IP'
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Re: TMNT: Shredder's Revenge Lands A New Physical Edition With DLC Included This November
Imagine taking the time to swap game cartridges for small little games like turtles LMAO
@World I mean it's not that great. Basically every comment of mine is calling N "Nintendough" due to their gross acceleration of anti consumerism and greed lately. Probably stole my wordplay after deleting my comment. Rude.
Re: Early Tech Analysis Suggests Paper Mario's Thousand-Year Door Remaster Might Run At 30FPS
Still 6 more frames than what movies are shot in.
Re: Suikoden Creator's New JRPG, Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes, Out April 2024
Tried many times throughout the years to get into Suikoden but it never clicked with me. Part of this look pretty good though even if it seemed to be hitting 15fps at parts.
Re: Poll: What Did You Think Of The Nintendo Direct, Then?
Unicorn game looks decent.
The new trailer for Star Ocean 2 R is where it's at though. So much awesome stuff shown.
Re: Nintendo Download: 14th September (North America)
Lol trying to push $70 for MK. Cute.
Re: Star Ocean The Second Story R Scores Free Demo On Switch Today
Played it for about an hour... So good. They sure jam packed a lot into it and the combat system overhaul seems like it will add a lot to it.
Haven't bought a game day 1 since a Portal 2 on Xbox 360 but they're really tempting me with this one since it's in my top 3 RPGs ever.
Re: Luigi's Mansion 2 HD Gets Spooky On Switch Next Summer
Coming to that Switch 2 you guys keep telling us is coming right.. right... Right?! Haha
Re: Vanillaware's Brand New Strategy RPG Is Giving Us Serious Ogre Battle Vibes
Looks kinda...odd, but always good to see another SRPG.
Just blows my mind Square is still just sitting there on FFT. I'm sure they'll give it the 2d-HD treatment eventually but we needs now!
Re: Nintendo Direct September 2023: Every Announcement, Game Reveal, Trailer
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Re: The Original Tomb Raider Trilogy Is Getting Remastered For Switch
Good memories trying to beat the first one as a kid with my dad.
Decent price point, looks like they actually TRIED. Pretty impressive but those games platforming were incredibly frustrating back then so unless they tweaked the controls and mechanics as well, I think I'll pass on that unnecessary anger as that difoculy will be 10x what it felt like then due to all the easy games these days.
Plus I still play as Lara all the time in Fortnite.
Re: GameCube Classic Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Is Heading To Switch
It plays just fine on my phone already.
Re: Round Up: The First Impressions Of Pokémon Scarlet & Violet - The Teal Mask Are In
@AndyRogan Not horrible I suppose for what $15, maybe 20? They didn't care to add that little bit of trivial info here.
Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Mortal Kombat 1
With how bad MK11 ran and looked that's a big pass for me on Switch. Second biggest purchase regret.
Re: Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2 Welcomes Back Ren & Stimpy In Latest Spotlight
Wish the show would get a reboot. Although I'm sure the sensitive society we've cultivated wouldn't enjoy it much.
Re: Review: Gunbrella - Witty, Winsome Action-Platforming With A Great Hook
Played the demo for a bit but was pretty bored. It feels good to control but outside of that it's kinda just there. Rather bland.
Re: Disgaea 7 Demo Available Now On Nintendo Switch, Doods!
Loved the first couple and was enjoying 5 for awhile but just kinda fell off on it. Heard 6 was bad so can't say I'm excited for 7 especially because jumbification sounds lame to me. Will finish 5 at some point but it may be my last go at the series, such long games if you really want to get into them.
Re: Rumour: 'Switch 2' Gamescom Demo Supposedly Had Zelda: BOTW Running At 4K 60FPS
Ahh yeah the same article you've been posting for what.. 3 or 4 years now more or less?
Re: Walmart's Pre-Order Bonuses For Super Mario Bros. Wonder Revealed (North America)
Lol always with the cheapest little trinkets.
Re: Unity To Charge Developers A Fee Each Time A Game Is Installed Next Year
The unchecked greed of so many is going to be the downfall of the world. Sooner than later too. At least I'm here for the fireworks!
@epicgamner Gotta hand it to you for dreaming big and thinking your first attempt at a game was going to do $200k of sales in the endless sea of new games LOL
Re: New Nintendo Joystick Patent Could Spell The End For Future Drift Issues
Lol a little late.
They seemed to have fixed it with the Lite at least. Couple thousand hours of heavy stick use and no drift here.
@Daggot California is on a whole other level of stupidity though, the rest of the world doesn't take anything they do seriously.
Re: Feature: Meet The 'Arzette' Dev Salvaging The Zelda CD-i Games' "Genuine Potential"
I always liked the goofy cdi Zelda animations as well so this looks pretty cool.
Re: Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2 Spotlights Another Returning Fighter
The first ones on sale for $5 lol. Quite the drop from the initial 50.
Re: Enchanted Portals Conjures Cuphead-Like 2D Platforming On Switch This September
Gotta pile up the mounds of shovel ware I suppose.
Re: UK Charts: Mario Kart And Zelda: TOTK Hold Strong In A Week Of Tough Competition
Starfield won't be up there long with how much of an overrated stinker that is.
Re: Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster Updated On Switch, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
Nice to see fast up to date news updates! Wait...
Re: Mortal Kombat 1 Switch Leaks Surface Online Ahead Of Launch
Doesn't appear to be in the hands of anyone who dumps their games yet though.
Re: Poll: Hasn't Nintendo Always Been An 'Entertainment' Company?
Yeah. Since when did you have to do multiple things to be an entertainer? Most singers just sing (or lip synch in most cases these days) without huge choreographed shows, yet that's still entertainment. I don't see why digital entertainment should be any different.
Re: Talking Point: What Do You Want From A 'Splatoon 4'?
I'm good. Played 2 quite a bit and while it was pretty fun it's just not near competitive enough (combined with Switch players) to really get me hooked like other shooters do. Definitely not enough changes in 3 for a buy so I don't see a 4 breaking the mold as it'll just be more of the same.
@westman98 Eh that shift is dying out more and more as companies learn they just can't compete with the titans like Fortnite.
Re: Poll: Who Will You Be Playing As In Super Mario Bros. Wonder?
Rosalina! Oh right they padded out the roster with color swapped Toads and Yoshi instead...
Re: The Pokémon Anime Pilot First Aired In North America 25 Years Ago Today
Man those days were infinitely better in every possible way. Except download speeds, those sucked then.
Re: Surprise! LEGO 2K Drive Now Has A Switch eShop Demo
"free demo" as opposed to what.. a paid demo?
Re: Super Mario Bros. Wonder GameStop Pre-Orders Revealed (North America)
Why are they going all out with the elephant? It looks so dumb..
Re: Review: WrestleQuest - A Wholesome RPG That Struggles In The Ring
@Woderwick Hah I actually watched that the other day and I've had exactly 0 interest in wrasslin' for over 25 years but I was a fan of the Undertaker as a kid. Definitely a neat watch.
Re: Mortal Kombat 1 Shares "First Look" At Jean-Claude Van Damme As Johnny Cage
Add Steven Seagal while you're at it.
Re: Feature: 'Rugrats' Dev's Mission To Make NES-Style Games "That Should Have Existed"
Eh I can't play games made to feel like SNES games anymore. There's just never any meat on the bones to get into and difficulty is usually artificial (cheap enemies or poor mechanics).
Re: Nintendo Reportedly Showed 'Switch 2' Demos To Developers At Gamescom
No they didn't, but you gotta get clicks somehow.
What do clicks do exactly? I assume most people have enough tech sensibility like me to never see an ad, so what do they get with bait fuel like this?
Re: Mortal Kombat 1 Trailer Reveals Megan Fox As The Outworld Vampire Nitara
Oh god no. Certifies my pass right there. Plus MK on the Switch already runs like swamp ass on a hot day, a new one will only be worse.
Re: Review: Chants Of Sennaar - Enchanting Anthro-Puzzling With A Side Of Frustration
Looks interesting but doesn't sound like something for me as I tend to game hop and would end up forgetting the entire language I've learned.
Re: Trace Memory, Hotel Dusk Writer's New Adventure Game Blows Past Crowd-Funding Goal
@rushiosan Wolfenstein would disagree.
Re: Morkull Ragast's Rage Is A Hollow Knight-Like Action Platformer Coming To Switch Next Year
Looks rather barebones and empty compare to others.
Re: UK Charts: Nintendo Remains Strong As Starfield Warps Into View
Because Starfield was yet another overhyped stinker.
Re: Feature: Nintendo eShop Selects - August 2023
Shotgun King is surprisingly fun. Never would have guessed a chesslike would be so enjoyable but blasting a whole bunch of pawns feels good.
Re: Super Mario Bros. Wonder Had No Deadline During Its Prototype Phase
Imagine if they had done that with the Pokeman games instead of rushing to release broken unfinished messes for $60 a pop you guys devoured.
@GrailUK I thought most people had them blocked? I know I did when I saw every article with them saying they didn't like such and such game because it had mature themes and they only like games with sunshines and puppies and anything with violence of sexuality is just bad. Lmao. Best to avoid such types.
Re: Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun Scores A Physical Switch Release
It was fun for about an hour and then felt pretty bland. Needed a little something else to make it great besides being a serviceable FPS with cool pixel graphics. But alas graphics mean more than gameplay today.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (September 2nd)
NiKKE. The collaboration with NieR is juicy to say the least..
Re: PSA: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom News Channel Giving Out Free In-Game Items
I get Nintendough is trying to pretend it's of this generation at all by doing these free item things and showing how cool this new internet connectivity thing is, but it's the equivalent of offering you a free potion in a Final Fantasy game. Just might as well not bother at all.
Re: Miyamoto Wasn't A Big Fan Of Super Mario Bros. Wonder's Early Elephant Design
I've never cared for any of the transformations that much post tanooki suit. Most of them look really dumb, like this elephant. Scraping the bucket for ideas with that one.
Re: Extremely Limited Edition Cult Of The Lamb Switch Controllers Revealed, Pre-Orders Now Live
I like how they didn't even center the text properly on the back.
They do look cool though.
Re: Super Mario Bros. Wonder Direct - All Announcements, Features, Power-Ups, Worlds
Lol counting 3 color swapped yoshis as extra characters.
I may play it just to see but until they make an old school 2d Mario with actual challenge like 1-3, I'll only be interested in the 3d ones.