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Re: Prefer Your Pokémon Sweary With "Pixelated Booty"? 'The Edge Of Allegoria' Might Just Be For You

ChromaticDracula

Omg this looks amazing. Not even really focusing too much on the adult nature of it, it just looks like a really cool homage for us who grew up with the original red/blue/yellow and want a little more oomph with a side of nostalgia.
I’ll be getting this! I need to read a bit more about it but I wonder if there is a ROM version available so I can play it on my Analogue Pocket.

Re: Blurred Art In Nintendo's N64 Switch Online Trailer Suggests Exciting Upcoming Additions

ChromaticDracula

These are all good games!! Rayman 2 was awesome and I’m happy to have the 3DS port. Forsaken was mine-blowing at the time with the lighting effects… Donkey Kong 64 is long overdue and they’d have to be nuts to not release the OG smash bros. I know each iteration is better than the last on the latter, so why go backwards, but seriously that game pulls at my nostalgia strings hard. I can’t wait to play these timed target practice missions for each character again!

Re: Shadow Labyrinth Is 4K/60 On Switch 2, Free Upgrade Available From Switch 1

ChromaticDracula

When I was in Japan in May, I saw the box out for preorder at Game Hobby Kan and I was like omg I didn’t know this was out! I’m actually pretty excited about this one because of how radical and dark it is. Don’t have a Switch 2 just yet but it’s assuring knowing I’ll be able to upgrade for free when I eventually get my mitts on one. Now to decide which compliments the dark themes better: a clear switch 1 box or a bright blood red switch 2 box…

Re: Review: Front Mission 3: Remake (Switch) - Didn't Get The Love & Time This Tactical RPG Deserved

ChromaticDracula

Well crap.. I remember when the first was announced and lots of folks were excited to finally get to 3. Well here we are and it sucks to say but I wish it hadn’t come at all, at least this way.
I have the first and avoided the second because it seemed like the exact same complaints from 1 were present in 2. I decided to wait until 3 which is held as the best one in the series and wow what a let down.
Womp womp.

I’ve always avoided games with procedural generation and now I’ll definitely be avoiding games that use AI as well.

I’m with some folks in here: they should really start releasing these older games in their old state but with some modern enchantments like fast forward, rewind, save states, and like… cleaned up sound maybe. These half finished half baked half arse “remasters” are not worth anyone’s time. I like either end of the scale: original version or a full blown remake like silent hill 2 remake. This in between stuff can really destroy your fan base.

Re: Random: Death Stranding 2 Has Mushroom Kingdom References, Just Like Its Predecessor

ChromaticDracula

I just cancelled my preorder of Death Stranding 2…. AND BOUGHT IT DIGITAL!

The first one is incredible and sort of changed who I am as a person now. The second one I’ve been waiting for forever and it’s finally out! I’m so excited it’s finally here! I have it installing now.
(If you buy digital, you get 2 days early access)

If it ever comes to Switch 2 I’d probably double dip just because I’m sure there would be some more Nintendo references sprinkled in like they did MGS3. Even if not, it’s basically an instabuy for me because I love it that much.

Re: PS5 Hit 'Stellar Blade' Is Reportedly In Consideration For The Switch 2

ChromaticDracula

Played the demo on PS5 and really didn’t click with me. Gameplay felt kind of shallow and felt like they were leaning way too heavily on the looks of the… ahem… characters… for everything.
Cool for those who want to play this and haven’t had a chance to try it but I’ll pass. It’s kind of cringy and awkward playing it around other people too.

-Not a prude

Re: Nintendo Today! Update Lets You Link Your Own Schedule With Nintendo's

ChromaticDracula

I can’t for the life of me figure out how to add my calendar to the Nintendo app. Ideally I want Nintendo’s widget to replace my own on my iOS home screen. Nintendo’s is much more exciting and colorful than the big white block of iOS’.

EDIT: I got it… my app wasn’t updated even though in the app it said the feature was present.
Just tap the gear on the Nintendo calendar (upper right on the calendar tab) in the app and the option is right there to “Link”

Re: Switch 2 Units Are Allegedly Out In The Wild, But You Might Need An Update For Switch 1 Games

ChromaticDracula

The system comes out 05 JUNE. NOT this week, not next week, not today, 27 May.
You can complain when you get the system on its intended/planned date and you can’t get it to work that day. Anything before should not raise any concern to anyone… I am willing to bet it doesn’t require a download to work on day 01. It’s likely a timed internal thing that prevents it from working before the street date, in which case, good on them for implementing it. Sucks to be early sometimes.

Correction: guess it is next week 😬
I thought we had 2 weeks to go… cannot believe it’s basically June already.

Re: Nintendo Gives Us A Closer Look At Switch 2's "All-In-One" Carrying Case

ChromaticDracula

When I see “travel case”, I think taking it on a plane. This would absolutely not be a plane-friendly case. It would count as its own carry-on/personal item in itself.
Would much rather the style case the switch lite has with the clamshell design so I can just toss it into my backpack.

It’s a nice case but I’m not the target market for it and that’s fine by me.

Re: Random: 'New' Super Mario 64 Sound Effect Can Only Be Heard By Leaving The Game On...For 14 Months

ChromaticDracula

Was NOT expecting to read about Mario 64 today haha
That’s really cool… reminds me of the supposed (haven’t played it personally just yet) bugs with the oblivion remaster where it apparently slows down the more you play because of this kind of overflow stuff. But here we are with Mario 64, fully optimized for older hardware, overflow prevention built in. I don’t know what I’m getting at but cool to contrast I guess.

Re: Feature: 7 Switch Games We Played At PAX East 2025 - Here's What We Thought

ChromaticDracula

I want to see Demon School higher up on this list! I cannot wait for that and I’m so happy it finally has a “final” release schedule. Happy they took time to get things just right with the previous delay.
I’ve been dying for a Devil Survivor 1+2 port/double pack or whatever on Switch so this could hold me over. I can always go back to the 3DS to play the DS games I guess.

Re: Review: Labyrinth Of The Demon King (Switch) - FromSoft & Horror Vibes Straight Out Of '97

ChromaticDracula

This came out of nowhere! I’m always up for this type of stuff in any combination.
I need to see some gameplay though because the screenshots are hard to go off. Thanks for covering this, it’s would’ve went right over my head or under my radar.

Just watched a trailer— Holy crap it’s first person! I thought this was third-person. I see the weapons in the screen edges now. The game looks phenomenal going off the official trailer! Definitely buying this, it’s creepy AF.

Re: Switch eShop Update Puts Less Focus On The Terrible 'eSlop'

ChromaticDracula

Wake me up when they add the block feature to block publisher’s entire catalogs on your own page. That was a great idea I’d love to see implemented.
Or you can block certain games…

How many times do I need to see AAA clock? Didn’t buy it then, not buying it now. Let me block it to free up real estate for other titles I may be interested in.

Re: Here's Why Switch 2 Joy-Con And Pro Controllers Don't Have Analogue Triggers

ChromaticDracula

I mean, it would’ve been cool to get them but it’s no way a deal breaker. Technically there are more input options if they were analog (I.e. metal gear solid 2, light press draw and aim weapon, hard press fire weapon, etc) but I’ve been playing with non-analogue controllers for years. A part of me was hoping for them but it’s fine especially since we’ll have the GameCube controller now. It’s really just games with accelerators/thrusters that are “affected” nowadays.

Re: Three Sega Genesis / Mega Drive Games Have Been Added To Switch Online's Expansion Pack

ChromaticDracula

Ok, this made my night… honestly it’s been (or it feels like it’s been) FOREVER since we got a Genesis/Mega Drive NSO update!
This is a delectable trio of bangers right here! I really enjoy the selection on there because it’s not just the same run of the mill Sega rehashes. Absolutely playing SOR ASAP. I’m so close to pulling the trigger on an NSO Genesis controller.

Re: ICYMI: Mario Kart's Iconic Track Looks Set For A Return In World

ChromaticDracula

I’m wondering about weather effects in this. Like a previous commenter, I’ve been avoiding any media around this so as not to spoil anything for myself. All I know is open world Mario kart and that actually is enough to sell it to me as is.
But I’m wondering about weather effects and like general overworld anomalies that might occur like tornados and whatever else. Could really spice things up I think. Definitely getting this when I eventually get my hands on a Switch 2. (Still sour they didn’t call it a “super switch” officially; that’s what I’ll be calling it )

Re: Opinion: A Few Too Many Questions & Unwelcome Surprises Are Taking The Shine Off The Switch 2 Reveal

ChromaticDracula

I made a pact with myself back in the PS2 era that I would never buy an entire new console for 1 game. Right now, my “one game” is Metroid. Luckily it’s a cross platform release so I get to get my game and keep my console but yeah.. I knew from before the announcement I wasn’t getting this console day 1. I have a perfectly working switch and switch lite and a huge backlog of games. Plus I have a ps5 and a lot of the games announced for switch 2 I already own on ps5.
For these reason, I was never in a hurry so I’m good for now. I’ll get a switch 2 maybe around the holidays or next year sometime once some new-new games come out.

Re: Opinion: No One Is Talking About The Switch 2's Best Feature

ChromaticDracula

I’m here to trash the PS5 controller: seriously, it’s rare I get to play a game for a long time in one sitting… maybe a few hours at the max. Even then, my PS5 controller rarely makes it through that sitting. I’ve actually had to stop playing because my battery was about to die.
For that reason it gets my vote as worst battery life ever. The feedback is great but the battery is OOF.
Point being, I really hope Nintendo was able to strike a nice balance because between the Wii U Pro controller and the Switch Pro controller, those are the best controllers in terms of battery. The endurance on those things is insane. Hoping Switch 2 Pro controller can make it a 3 for 3!! I’d trade battery life for haptics any day!

Re: Surprise! The N64 App Is Also Getting Some Enhancements On Switch 2

ChromaticDracula

This is actually really huge news.

I’m at that fine line right now where it’s like, “do I keep my preorder for Analogue 3D or do I cancel and just stick with N64 NSO.”
I’d love the cancel my subscription because I absolutely detest subscriptions but also… this is a really good deal and they’re adding some really good games and features. That button remapping is a literal game changer for FPS because now I don’t have to mess with things in the global Switch settings to make a specific N64 FPS scheme. I know this new way will function mostly the same but it’s just more streamlined and considered.
If they drop Bomberman 64 and Castlevania 64, I’m really going to be in a hard spot.

Re: Switch 2 Mario Kart World Bundle Will Be A "Limited Time" Offer

ChromaticDracula

How is it a limited time production? It reads like “we can only produce so many of these!” When it’s really more like “we’ll only produce so many of these by choice!”
Printed box + digital game + system.
It’s literally just a box design that’s limited. It’s not like the box will be bigger to house the game case or something. It’s a download code.

It’s manufactured fomo. I get it but come on, Nintendo! The financial climate is rough now, can’t you do until like… January 2026?