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Re: Opinion: Can We Stop Comparing Donkey Kong Bananza's Tactile Thrills To Odyssey Now?

Jayenkai

It is very much the Mario Galaxy 2 of Odyssey, though, isn't it?
There's so many "it's the same" instances that I've noticed while playing it, many more than I expected.
And when you see that "goomba test" thing they showed off, it makes it all the more apparently that this probably WAS going to be Odyssey 2.
It really does make you wonder how ready "Switch Pro" actually was, back in 2020.

Re: Doronko Wanko Trots Onto Switch Today

Jayenkai

Aww, how cute. What a cute little game. That squirty mud is getting everywhere. Awww, cute..
Perhaps there'll be a sequel where you play as the house owner, and have to clean up all the wanko's silly squirty mud with some kleenex.

Re: Nintendo's Official Camera "Attach Rate" With Switch 2 Revealed For US

Jayenkai

Wii Sensor Bar v2 with a camera+mic on it, with the option to stick it to the top of your telly, or alternatively, clip it to the dock if the dock's facing you.

And keep the sensor in the bottom of the right joycon so it can work with the Sensor Bar.

We get the camera, but also get the mouse precision without the awkwardness of holding a joycon at a weird angle.

Honestly, it's almost like Nintendo didn't have 5 years since their delayed 2020 SwitchPro to think about this stuff.

Also, if the GameShare's using WiiU's streaming tech (which it seems to be doing) .. Why the heck isn't the Switch streaming to the dock!?

Re: Nintendo's LEGO Game Boy Officially Revealed, Releasing October 2025

Jayenkai

Wow, it's static and useless. Awesome.

Option 1 - That little screen and tech they have in the Mario.
Option 2 - make it big enough to fit around a Switch, with the buttons pushing contact-pads down onto the screen.
Option 3 - Same as, but for phones.
Option 4 - Even a little RPi Zero would've done the job.

Really quite disappointed, here.

Re: Poll: Has Donkey Kong Bananza Made You Feel Ill?

Jayenkai

I suffer badly from physical motion sickness (brain surgery, goop in my head, waves, etc) and a lot of things trigger it off.
Mario Kart World, for example, I can play happily on 50cc, but bump me up to 100cc, and nausea-rama!

For the majority of this game, I've surprisingly been ok, but yesterday I had a couple of boss battles which seemed to start spinning the camera around and around in ways that the earlier ones hadn't. Those had to be dealt with a good hour's rest in-between them!!
Incidentally, I still haven't 100%'d Mario Odyssey, for the same reason. Towards the end, the boss battles got more and more spinny.

Re: Danger Mouse Is Back With A New Game Tie-In For The Switch

Jayenkai

@MyMemory The concept of "We can't make one game to fit all three movies, so let's make three different games" is kinda the solution that I think would work better for Who. Lots of differently styled games, one for each Doctor (or .. ..There are a lot, maybe 2 Doctors per game style) but their storylines would all come together to create a larger narrative.

Re: Danger Mouse Is Back With A New Game Tie-In For The Switch

Jayenkai

@MyMemory I haven't yet found a Who game that does the show justice. There's so much variation in the show, over the decades, you'd think they could've found something that could encompass everything in a nice way. Like, each Doctor has a different gameplay mechanic, and you have a ton of variation as you play through each doctor's adventures.
... Or would that be too much!?
Probably.

Re: Danger Mouse Is Back With A New Game Tie-In For The Switch

Jayenkai

I have no qualms with the revival series, and watched a good 20 or so episodes before drifting off to something else. I really should go back and watch the rest.
There was nothing wrong with it, IMHO.

Now.. licensed games based on BBC IP... That's a whole other issue.
Are there ANY good examples? .. Hitchhikers, and then.. um...

Re: Nintendo Is Seeking Player Feedback On Game-Key Cards In Japan

Jayenkai

I decided not to buy Puyo Puyo Tetris 2S, because I'm against Sega having charged so much just for the addition of a stupid Mouse mode, when realistically it should've been an Upgrade, not a whole replacement.
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...... but having bought it, I got a very similar survey about the game, sent by Nintendo, asking my views, which I thought odd since it's a Sega game.
Honestly, I think this is just a standard survey. Wouldn't look too much into it.

Re: Poll: How Many Hours Have You Spent In Mario Kart World So Far?

Jayenkai

I'm kinda miffed that I seemingly can't play 100cc or above. My motion sickness tends to kick in after about 5 minutes of playing anything above 50cc. It doesn't "feel" that much faster, but apparently my brain-goo has a differing opinion on the matter.

I've been Free-Roaming quite a lot, though. It's nice to adventure and enjoy the world.

Re: Romero Games Reportedly Shut Down Following Xbox Layoffs

Jayenkai

My heart sinks when I read this sort of stuff, and the past few days has been nothing short of horrific, with SO many more than just Romero's team getting disbanded. It's shocking what Microsoft have done to the industry as a whole.
D'you remember when Microsoft announced the Xbox, all those years ago, and there was a general consensus of "Microsoft doing games...? Nah!!"
But they proved us wrong, and Xbox 1 (the first one 1, not the second one 1) and 360 really were cracking systems with some amazing games.

I don't want to blame the entire shambles on their console naming scheme, but .. .. I also kinda do!

Re: Switch 2 Users Are Reporting Instances Of Their Consoles Overheating

Jayenkai

Is this possibly a "playing handheld whilst plugged in using a high powered charger" issue, because even my iPad gets super toasty like that. If you can use a lower than usual charger, like your old Switch 1 adapter, maybe see how it does with that. The charge might not hold for "hours and hours" but should at least cope with the amount of time you're likely to play for.

Re: Worms Armageddon On Switch Is Slowly Becoming The Ultimate Series Celebration

Jayenkai

Worms World Party on GBA... Is that the one where, upon first play, and my worm fell through the floor.. so I complained on their forum, only to have someone ask me if I knew how hard it was to write games, (.. me?!!) and I replied with "It shouldn't be hard to not make characters fall through the floor, especially when one of the goals of the game is to try to not land in the water."
... And then got banned from their forum..

... is it that one?

Re: Dbrand Admits Its Joy-Con Detachment Response Was "Spectacularly Terrible"

Jayenkai

On the one hand, evil, rawr, etc.
But on the other hand. .. Have you guys ever read the blurb at the bottom of any of their emails? I kinda think this might just be their sense of humour being taken out of context.
Any "you're holding it wrong" comments were probably accompanied by "but we'll give you a refund if it matters that much" kind of snarky comment. I'd imagine..
I dunno. Having read a number of the email blurbs, I can imagine that being the case.