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Re: Nintendo Drops Teaser Video For The Switch 2's 'C' Button

Jayenkai

I'm happy to be proven wrong, but ... you'd have to turn on the switch 2, (maybe turn on your telly, depending on whether your telly does that) then turn on the switch 1, go back to the switch 2 to hit the C button, then settle down on the couch to play the game.
That doesn't "feel" very Nintendo, to me.

Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's Game Boy Library With Two More Titles

Jayenkai

DKGameboy Woohooo!!!

Just imagine if modern remasters were like that, expanding on the original and becoming something more worthwhile, instead of just being "it is the sam, but it can has HD graffix"
All the time and effort these teams put into remaking games. At the very least, add an extra set of levels, or a new map, or extra challenges within the original levels, or something... Anything..
Bowser's Fury is one of the most interesting remakes we've had in recent years. More like that. Come on, Ninty, do cool things again!

Re: Team17 Group Is Rebranding, But The Iconic Name Isn't Disappearing

Jayenkai

Gotta love 'em, but modern Team17 holds as much a place in my heart as modern Codemasters did before they ultimately got EAd to death.
I shall always have fond memories of them, and the hundreds of thousands of hours of play that their games gave to me, but realistically ... that was decades ago.

.. and they never did bring back Arcade Pool.

Farewell, Team17. It's been a beautiful adventure.

Re: Sega Is "Evaluating" Its Own Netflix-Style Subscription Service

Jayenkai

Hey, Sega.. How about, instead of a monthly subscription, we pay upfront. I'd pay £299 for.. say.. a 4 year subscription to some Sega games. .. Maybe it'd come with a box we can plug into the telly, and a controller or two..?
And then start adding new games into the mix. You could even charge extra for those "new" games.. Like maybe £39 for a new game? Gosh, that'd be cool.

Re: Your 'Nintendo Switch Year In Review 2024' Stats Are Available Now

Jayenkai

I lost my Switch to my Mother, last year, during the house move. (Her ps4 was packed away, she "borrowed" the Switch, and now I don't have a Switch!!)
Apparently "I've" played 273 hours of Puyo Puyo Tetris, this year, and not much else!!
... All year I've been playing the "should I buy a Switch or wait it out for the Switch 2" game.

Re: Talking Point: Is It Time For HD-2D To Take A Break?

Jayenkai

There can never be enough of anything, ever.

I remember back in the SNES days when people grumbled about there being way too many Mascot Platformers, and journalists would give anything to kill the genre off, completely.
And then Donkey Kong Country happened.

Never stop doing anything, ever.

Re: Tetris Forever Switch eShop File Size Revealed Ahead Of Launch

Jayenkai

If the "Game", being made up of mostly 8-bit and 16-bit era games, is fairly small... Let's be generous and presume it's about 256Mb.

The file size being over 5Gb is roughly 20 times the size of the game.

On my Switch, right now, the top 18 games are over 1Gb according to the Data Management page. Some as big as 16Gb Golly gosh!!
But I have TONS of games under that threshold. And don't forget those NSO emulator bundles, each with loads of games in each collection. Compare and contrast those filesizes with this.

Now, imagine if all of those took up 20 times the necessary space.
Imagine that...

I'm not annoyed about having 5Gb games, I'm not "worried" about the storage space. I'm grumbling that the game's taking up WAY more space than the actual game itself should be taking up.

Re: Tetris Forever Switch eShop File Size Revealed Ahead Of Launch

Jayenkai

Five?!
.. it's got history videos and stuff, hasn't it...? The sort of thing you'll watch once and never again.
Could they not have just streamed those. Could've made a documentary and put it on Netflix. Heck, could've just dumped everything on YouTube so everyone can watch and you get bonus Ad-income.
But no..
Five gigs..
That's just stupid. There's really no good reason for that.