Nintendo have been working on 3D games for decades. The 3DS was the tip of the iceberg. As the writer of a whopping 128 games on Switch, my analysis of the situation is that projected holograms will be part of the next Nintendo console, codenamed Folio.
"It can't be for a Nintendo console, 'cos only the Xbox achievements have been leaked." Makes total sense. If it were due for Nintendo, too, we'd definitely have seen all of the Nintendo Online Achievements.
@Clyde_Radcliffe I'm afraid I really didn't give Fuze enough time to find out. I think Fuze has a "nicer" catalogue of ready made assets, but otherwise a language is a language. It is what people make of it.
If nothing else, at least Platdude pops up on SmileBASIC from time to time
SmileBASIC is currently half price. (£9.99) Even if you're not into making your own games, there are now over 1,800 fun little retro indie games, made by developers all over the world, to play in it. They're all completely free to download and play, once you've bought the thing.
Hopefully I can get further into this one than "The Third", where I got stuck in the tutorial, spinning round and round and round as a weapon atop a tower, and kicking my Motion Sickness into high gear.
It's never too late to learn. SmileBASIC, Fuze and Nintendo's own Garage Builder thing make it all the more easy to give it a go as a hobby, right on the Switch!
@BloodNinja depends entirely on how it's been written, what language was used, what devkit, etc. In this case, if you zoom into the pic on Twitter, you can quite clearly read "Unity" at the top of the screen. Unity makes it as easy as pi.
@Clyde_Radcliffe Neither do games in the Apple Arcade. I've been sucked into that, head line and sinker. No ads allowed. No IAP's allowed. It's brilliant!!! And most Apple Arcade games work with gamepads, though it's a pain to have to keep syncing my PS4 gamepad to the iPad and back.. Would be great if Apple released a proper gamepad, and bundled it with an Apple TV device. Why are they so reluctant!?! I dunno..
"Mobile games". .. some people.
That's a standard game dev environment. If he hit a slightly different button and released the compiled version on Switch, you'd be chomping at the bits to play it.
It's the same smegging thing.
Yeah, between this, Zookeeper World, and Galaga Wars, Apple Arcade finally feels like it has a nice set of games that I can really enjoy.
Still reckon they should do an Apple TV bundle with a controller. That'd work really well.
..
Also, good that the game's coming to Switch, I guess
A whole 11-12 months before it comes out.. That's plenty of time for Sonic Team to do what they usually do, and turn a fun gaming element into a moronic gimmick that ruins the entire experience.
I'll buy it like I buy every Sonic game. I'm an idiot..
@Bermanator Perhaps it's just an accent thing. If I try to say it out loud, it becomes "WashMallows", which loses all meaning. You end up with a game about washing. "WarsMallows" still looks close enough, but you keep the R in the pronunciation, and the "wars" bit has a stronger impact.
We've seen other Monkey Ball games, and there's a reason everyone rushed to get Mania, even though Mania is essentially a 20 year old version. It's the same deal with Sonic games. Sega have this obscure thirst for adding new mechanics to things which definitely don't need any new mechanics. "Old game, new levels" isn't all that bad, Sega. We don't mind.. Heck, make them add ons for Mania, and fix up Mania's issues whilst you're at it.
They gave away that new Star Wars Squadrons game on PSPlus a few months ago. I blasted off, rushed towards a good close up view of the nitty gritty of the main ship, and ... ... was severely disappointed, thinking to myself "boy, I'm sure that looked better in that GameCube Launch Title...
Because I couldn't remember if it was called Rogue Leader, or Rogue Squadron. What I did remember, was that it looked better than the tripe I was playing on a PS4 Pro. I closed the game, deleted it, and pugged in the GameCube, where I spent the next hour or so having infinitely more fun.
I picked up Saints Row 3 expecting to have a nice "Wander-em-up" game, where I could admire the scenery and views, without my motion sickness getting in the way..
How much did I play?
You know in the tutorial when you're on a giant pylon, looking down at tanks, and having to blow them up by swinging around and around and around and around and around and around..
Vomit-city!
Didn't get past that.
I was hoping to get this and have a fun wander without throwing up.. It's not looking good, folks!
"But I'm old, now, and I know this is a scam. It's evil! RAWR!!!" But kids are still kids. And if you were still a kid, playing Pokemon in the playground, and you had Diamond and your friend had Pearl, it'd still be awesome, right?
If they added a little more randomisation into the game, it'd be even better. Imagine a completely randomised landscape with random evolutions and more.. I mean, we ALL have exactly the same copy of Animal Crossing.. But with SO many differences between each player, it's fun to play and find the differences, meet up to trade fruit and furniture. Things like that.
Perhaps Pokemon oughta do that, rather than sticking to the simple A vs B approach.
I definitely consider myself to be a lazy dev, this year. Last year I managed to write 113 games. This year (so far) I'm only up to 59. There's no excuse for such tardiness, Jay. You're just being lazy. Don't give me that "oh, but I've been writing my own programming language in the background" excuse. For shame. Lazy Jay.
Cool. Reminds me of the foley sounds I have at ShoeboxOfGames.com , for lifting, placing and shuffling the cards, moving playing pieces, dropping tokens, rolling dice and more.
Except mine's only a small library of about 40 or so sounds. I tend to rely on adding pitch and volume changes to those, to give the illusion of more variety and more precise range of taps/clicks/etc, rather than actually storing hundreds of such sounds.
I can't imagine how long that must've taken to record/capture/cut/slice all of those effects. Most of my audio was recorded in the one single session, making use of a single box of Monopoly Gamer (Mario Kart edition, no less!) which happened to be by my side the morning I started writing the collection!!
No T-Spins here, either. I'm always happy enough to get a simple Tetris. Tetris Effect and Puyo Puyo Tetris are the two main ones played in our household. Tetris DX on the GBC was my favourite for a long time, but I think one of those two is now my new favourite.. .. But which!?!
"They're against innovation" .. no, they're against you stealing their artwork, which if I'm not entirely mistaken, is the EXACT thing that NFT artworks kinda rely upon people not doing.
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Re: Analyst Predicts 2024 Release Date For Next-Gen Nintendo Switch Successor
Nintendo have been working on 3D games for decades. The 3DS was the tip of the iceberg. As the writer of a whopping 128 games on Switch, my analysis of the situation is that projected holograms will be part of the next Nintendo console, codenamed Folio.
Re: Horrid Henry's Krazy Karts, And Its Incorrect Spelling, Arrives Soon On Switch
What a lovely art style.
Re: GoldenEye 007 Is Getting A Digital Release, But Not On A Nintendo Console
"It can't be for a Nintendo console, 'cos only the Xbox achievements have been leaked."
Makes total sense.
If it were due for Nintendo, too, we'd definitely have seen all of the Nintendo Online Achievements.
Re: Rumour: Noobs Rejoice! Fortnite Might Be Getting A 'No Build' Mode
@MaddestViking If I wanted to make stuff with bland "pixel-blocks", I'd do something silly like drawing a pixelart every day for over 2,500 days.
Re: Rumour: Noobs Rejoice! Fortnite Might Be Getting A 'No Build' Mode
@MasterJay good to know. I might give it a second chance, then.
I think I only gave it about 5 minutes!!
Re: Rumour: Noobs Rejoice! Fortnite Might Be Getting A 'No Build' Mode
"No Build"?
...!?!!
What about a "Relax, chill and build, without getting shot in the head" mode?
Re: Nintendo's New Year Sale 2022 Is Live On Switch eShop, Up To 75% Off (Europe)
@Clyde_Radcliffe I'm afraid I really didn't give Fuze enough time to find out. I think Fuze has a "nicer" catalogue of ready made assets, but otherwise a language is a language. It is what people make of it.
If nothing else, at least Platdude pops up on SmileBASIC from time to time
Re: Nintendo's New Year Sale 2022 Is Live On Switch eShop, Up To 75% Off (Europe)
SmileBASIC is currently half price. (£9.99)
Even if you're not into making your own games, there are now over 1,800 fun little retro indie games, made by developers all over the world, to play in it.
They're all completely free to download and play, once you've bought the thing.
Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (December 25th Holiday Special)
Scrabble, Monopoly, Boggle.
Board games.. Family.. Xmas!!
Re: Editorial: Merry Christmas And Happy Holidays From Nintendo Life
Merry Christmas to you all.
I hope you get good gifts.
From shiny games as good as new,
To retro finds and thrifts.
Re: Random: Sonic 2's Trailer Gets An Anime Makeover
Gooooorgeous!!
If I had an ounce of that talent... .. Platdude would at least have a face.
Re: Yes, Saints Row IV Is 93% Off And No, It's Not A Mistake
Hurray! I earned 13 points with my purchase!!
Hopefully I can get further into this one than "The Third", where I got stuck in the tutorial, spinning round and round and round as a weapon atop a tower, and kicking my Motion Sickness into high gear.
Re: Sonic's Co-Creator Yuji Naka Made A New Game, And You Can Play It Right Now
It's never too late to learn. SmileBASIC, Fuze and Nintendo's own Garage Builder thing make it all the more easy to give it a go as a hobby, right on the Switch!
Re: Sonic's Co-Creator Yuji Naka Made A New Game, And You Can Play It Right Now
@BloodNinja depends entirely on how it's been written, what language was used, what devkit, etc.
In this case, if you zoom into the pic on Twitter, you can quite clearly read "Unity" at the top of the screen.
Unity makes it as easy as pi.
Re: Sonic's Co-Creator Yuji Naka Made A New Game, And You Can Play It Right Now
@AugustusOxy See also : My second reply to this thread.
Additionally .. "Would HAVE" It's "Would HAVE"
Re: Sonic's Co-Creator Yuji Naka Made A New Game, And You Can Play It Right Now
@Clyde_Radcliffe Neither do games in the Apple Arcade. I've been sucked into that, head line and sinker. No ads allowed. No IAP's allowed. It's brilliant!!!
And most Apple Arcade games work with gamepads, though it's a pain to have to keep syncing my PS4 gamepad to the iPad and back..
Would be great if Apple released a proper gamepad, and bundled it with an Apple TV device.
Why are they so reluctant!?! I dunno..
Re: Sonic's Co-Creator Yuji Naka Made A New Game, And You Can Play It Right Now
"Mobile games". .. some people.
That's a standard game dev environment. If he hit a slightly different button and released the compiled version on Switch, you'd be chomping at the bits to play it.
It's the same smegging thing.
Re: Sonic Boom's TV Animation Is Getting A 'Complete Series' Steelbook Blu-ray Release Next March
It's also available on Netflix (in the UK, at least. Mileage may vary!)
If you haven't seen it, do. It's honestly LOL funny in places.
Re: Dead By Daylight Will Haunt Us All With A Ringu Tie-In Soon
As long as it's got the Dreamcast Ring Game's OST, we're sorted!!
Re: You Can Get Your Official 'Year In Review' Switch Stats Now
Is there/will there be a Japanese one?
My alt-account is my most used one!
Re: Mini Motorways Aims To Build Traffic With New Challenge City Update
Yeah, between this, Zookeeper World, and Galaga Wars, Apple Arcade finally feels like it has a nice set of games that I can really enjoy.
Still reckon they should do an Apple TV bundle with a controller. That'd work really well.
..
Also, good that the game's coming to Switch, I guess
Re: The Plot Synopsis For Sonic Frontiers Has Been Revealed
A whole 11-12 months before it comes out..
That's plenty of time for Sonic Team to do what they usually do, and turn a fun gaming element into a moronic gimmick that ruins the entire experience.
I'll buy it like I buy every Sonic game.
I'm an idiot..
Re: Multiplayer Arena Shooter 'Warshmallows' Fires Onto Switch In January
That's not how the logo portrays it.
It quite clearly says..
Warsh Mall Ows
Re: Multiplayer Arena Shooter 'Warshmallows' Fires Onto Switch In January
@Bermanator Perhaps it's just an accent thing. If I try to say it out loud, it becomes "WashMallows", which loses all meaning. You end up with a game about washing.
"WarsMallows" still looks close enough, but you keep the R in the pronunciation, and the "wars" bit has a stronger impact.
Re: Clockwork Aquario Just Nabbed A Guinness World Record From Duke Nukem Forever
It's not, though, is it?
I mean, it wasn't in active development the whole time like Duke was.
Re: Multiplayer Arena Shooter 'Warshmallows' Fires Onto Switch In January
Excited Jay says : Mmmm, action Worms. Anyone remember Leiro?
Grumpy Jay says : Not a fan of the name. Might've worked better without the h..?
Re: Taito's Action-Platformer Liquid Kids Is The Latest Arcade Archives Release, Available Now On Switch eShop
Arcade Archive, consistently reminding you how great and imaginative these companies USED to be.
Re: Random: The Steve Aoki x Sonic Concert Is A Weird Way To Pass An Hour
Am I out of touch?..
.. no, it's the children's taste in music that's wrong.
Re: Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania Director Says He Wants To Make A New Game In The Series
We've seen other Monkey Ball games, and there's a reason everyone rushed to get Mania, even though Mania is essentially a 20 year old version.
It's the same deal with Sonic games. Sega have this obscure thirst for adding new mechanics to things which definitely don't need any new mechanics.
"Old game, new levels" isn't all that bad, Sega. We don't mind.. Heck, make them add ons for Mania, and fix up Mania's issues whilst you're at it.
Re: The "Last Free Update" For Mario Golf: Super Rush Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
"Last Free" = DLC. And/or, future add-ons being part of the "Expansion" pack.
Re: Mario Movie Producer Defends Chris Pratt's Casting, Says The Voice Is "Phenomenal"
So, then....
Maybe let us hear it?
Re: Talking Point: Is There A Better-Looking 20-Year-Old Game Than Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II?
They gave away that new Star Wars Squadrons game on PSPlus a few months ago.
I blasted off, rushed towards a good close up view of the nitty gritty of the main ship, and ...
... was severely disappointed, thinking to myself "boy, I'm sure that looked better in that GameCube Launch Title...
Because I couldn't remember if it was called Rogue Leader, or Rogue Squadron.
What I did remember, was that it looked better than the tripe I was playing on a PS4 Pro.
I closed the game, deleted it, and pugged in the GameCube, where I spent the next hour or so having infinitely more fun.
Re: Ed Sheeran Teases Pokémon GO Collab
Even One OK Rock weren't safe from being Ed'ed.
Gotta Sing 'em All!
Re: Random: Smash Bros. Director Masahiro Sakurai Just Bought An Xbox Series X
I bought an Oculus Quest 2 the other week, AND I've made over 120 games on Switch.
I tweet random stuff all the time.
And I have a cat.
This is blatant favouritism!!
Re: Random: Look, It's The Smash Bros. Director Masahiro Sakurai On A Horse
I Love Horses,
Best of all the animals.
I Love Horses,
They're my friends!
(You're welcome!)
Re: GTA Trilogy Dataminers Find Missing Music In Code As Problems Mount For 'Definitive' Release
I picked up Saints Row 3 expecting to have a nice "Wander-em-up" game, where I could admire the scenery and views, without my motion sickness getting in the way..
How much did I play?
You know in the tutorial when you're on a giant pylon, looking down at tanks, and having to blow them up by swinging around and around and around and around and around and around..
Vomit-city!
Didn't get past that.
I was hoping to get this and have a fun wander without throwing up.. It's not looking good, folks!
Re: Neil Patrick Harris Stars In Nintendo's Latest Ad For Big Brain Academy: Brain vs. Brain On Switch
..shows to 62y/o Mum..
...
...... "It's Doogie Howser!"
Re: GTA Trilogy Fans Aren't Happy With Some Of The Changes In The 'Definitive' Remaster
I'm holding out for the Quest VR edition of GTA:SA.
Re: Looks Like Pokémon Brilliant Diamond And Shining Pearl Are The Exact Same ROM
"But I'm old, now, and I know this is a scam. It's evil! RAWR!!!"
But kids are still kids. And if you were still a kid, playing Pokemon in the playground, and you had Diamond and your friend had Pearl, it'd still be awesome, right?
If they added a little more randomisation into the game, it'd be even better. Imagine a completely randomised landscape with random evolutions and more..
I mean, we ALL have exactly the same copy of Animal Crossing.. But with SO many differences between each player, it's fun to play and find the differences, meet up to trade fruit and furniture. Things like that.
Perhaps Pokemon oughta do that, rather than sticking to the simple A vs B approach.
Re: Soapbox: Can We Please Retire The Phrase 'Lazy Devs' Already?
I definitely consider myself to be a lazy dev, this year.
Last year I managed to write 113 games. This year (so far) I'm only up to 59.
There's no excuse for such tardiness, Jay. You're just being lazy.
Don't give me that "oh, but I've been writing my own programming language in the background" excuse.
For shame.
Lazy Jay.
Re: Random: You Might Want To Clear Your Animal Crossing Home Of Cockroaches Before Villagers Visit
I was halfway through killing roaches, yesterday, when Angry Brows unceremoniously invited himself around.
Cheeky Angry Brows.
Get it done, ASAP!
Re: Random: Unpacking's 14,000 Audio Files Make For One Hell Of A Polished Game
Cool. Reminds me of the foley sounds I have at ShoeboxOfGames.com , for lifting, placing and shuffling the cards, moving playing pieces, dropping tokens, rolling dice and more.
Except mine's only a small library of about 40 or so sounds. I tend to rely on adding pitch and volume changes to those, to give the illusion of more variety and more precise range of taps/clicks/etc, rather than actually storing hundreds of such sounds.
I can't imagine how long that must've taken to record/capture/cut/slice all of those effects.
Most of my audio was recorded in the one single session, making use of a single box of Monopoly Gamer (Mario Kart edition, no less!) which happened to be by my side the morning I started writing the collection!!
Re: PSA: Leif Can Now Weed Your Animal Crossing: New Horizons Island, But It's Pricey
@Magrane Yeah, after setting it, I wandered around my island gathering mushrooms and thought...
... hmm.. hang on a minute..
Re: PSA: Leif Can Now Weed Your Animal Crossing: New Horizons Island, But It's Pricey
Or you could use the ordinance...?
Re: Random: Tetris: The Grand Master Home Port Announcement Revealed By Announcement Delay
No T-Spins here, either. I'm always happy enough to get a simple Tetris.
Tetris Effect and Puyo Puyo Tetris are the two main ones played in our household. Tetris DX on the GBC was my favourite for a long time, but I think one of those two is now my new favourite..
.. But which!?!
Re: Nintendo's Lawyers Strike Again, This Time Against A Mario NFT Gambling Game
"They're against innovation"
.. no, they're against you stealing their artwork, which if I'm not entirely mistaken, is the EXACT thing that NFT artworks kinda rely upon people not doing.
Re: Ubisoft Wants To Be "One Of The Key Players" In Blockchain Gaming
sighs, shakes head, and goes back to playing Manic Miner
Re: Boo! Nintendo And LEGO Announce Three Brand New Luigi's Mansion Sets
... I'd SO much prefer a classic-LEGO style Luigi's Mansion.. And a Peach's Castle, too, while we're at it.
Re: Sony's Censors Strike As Switch Gets '20 Ladies' While PS4 Gets '20 Bunnies'
@Beermonkey Take it easy. Your friend's fine.
Re: Sony's Censors Strike As Switch Gets '20 Ladies' While PS4 Gets '20 Bunnies'
@GrailUK ... wont admit to almost posting the same thing