Flangela

I'm sure the 3 people that bought this game will be overjoyed.

Just reached Act 3 and died within 24 seconds.

@BiscuitCrumbsInMyBed Yes, remember the safe word - JULIET BRAVO............ JULIET....BRAVO

@BiscuitCrumbsInMyBed Do you have lapsang sushong?

Yes, horrific. I bought it and all the Amiibo. Gutted. My botox cost less.

Oooo yes my dears, I can't wait for this Game Key Card.

Still no Sonic Boom 2. I am outraged.

Game Key Card

Well look at this...another Game Key Card.

I'm flabbergasted. My flabber has never been so gasted.

@StewdaMegaManNerd who invited you to the party dear?

My nan works for Nintendo and told me that the next Direct will be only be available on Game Key Card.

Another Just Dance. Groundbreaking.

30FPS and no discount for Switch 1 owners in the UK because they can't find a way around it apparently (even though other games have managed it) is an absolute NOPE from me. It wasn't that great a game in the first place to be honest so not missing much.

For some reason, I can’t see a Hogwarts Legacy review….

Bet they will go one better and release all the games on a Key Card.

Can I suggest that if you have trouble sleeping, just watch this presentation.

I do hope it's a Remake of Roadrunner on the SNES.....

I didn’t mind the odd partial download for games when the cart couldn’t hold it all on switch 1 but this is beyond ridiculous. Whoever at Nintendo thought that people would swallow Game Key Cards needs firing, preferably out of canon, as far away from Nintendo as possible.

Let’s be frank.., game Key Cards don’t sell. Nintendo owners prefer physical, especially us old timers who have been playing since the 80s. Third parties will give the Switch 2 a wide berth.

Don’t get me started on pricing. I love Nintendo but they deserve to fail in this generation, and that’s probably what’s needed to stop these insane decisions. RIP Nintendo

Oh and that latest direct was a mess.

Nintendo could curl out a big phat Richard the Third, pop a Nintendo logo and I would still overpay for it.

Oh yes dear, patch my switch up!

Who, dear, me dear, excited dear, YES DEAR!

I do hope Dhalsim and her long limbs return to slap me full on in the E-Hondas.

Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Loved this game. All we need now is Balan Wonderworld 2 and I can die a happy woman.

No, I was not accepted.

This whole operation reeks of impertinence.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... THUD
Apologies, my head just fell off.

Looks right up my street. I'll be grabbing this bunny by the ears.

My aging body is ready.

Who dear, me dear, a new Sonic racing game dear, YES DEAR!

p.s. where is Sonic Boom 2? The world is waiting for this masterpiece.

Downloaded last night. Utterly brilliant. I haven't had this much fun since my husband went to New York for work and his brother popped over for tea and light refreshments.

Looks so good. I almost dropped my cross-stitch while watching the trailer.

Mmm yes I’m sure the 4 people that bought this utter travesty of a game can’t wait for it. Spring regards to you all.

@BiscuitCrumbsInMyBed yes I’ve been cruising in Namboomboo but back now dears.

Mm yes quite satisfactory but has anyone noticed in the castle of thorns Peach says ‘now then, now then’ when she parries? Takes me back to when Jimmy Fixed it for me.

@__jamiie 🤣 who invited you to the party dear?

@HotGoomba agree with you on an Impossible Lair 2. Now that was ‘decent’

@Krambo42 what makes you think, after the travesty of the first game, that the second one would be any better? The game flopped too btw.

@BiscuitCrumbsInMyBed even the most accomplished of witches can’t make money out of thin air. Have you ever heard of a rich witch ?

@nessisonett 😉

I am ready for the ultimate climax.

Poor old Xbox has flopped like my bangers in the late 90s after giving birth to my 6th child.

I am 178 so remember the original and obviously have this on preorder but... those graphics .. good Lord.

They look like the face of my first husband after I served his unspeakables to him on a plate in the divorce courts. (I got the house btw so yay for that!)

Come on Inin... do better.

The best update they could do for this game would be to remove it from the e-shop completely and never speak of such filth again.

I’m sure all 4 people interested in Madden on Switch will snap this up.

And the XB series sold 3 units in Japan. That’s 3 more coasters in Japanese homes.

‘Don’t you guys have cell phones?’

I ache for news. Bring it.