Flangela

My condolences to the 4 people that played this game.

I have been waiting years, nay , eons for this news. So pleased.

Also to let you know that I had a liaison with a rapper, who was once in a band that rhymes with slack cried sleaze….. I wanna sing and shout and let it all out… to let you know that I’m also of the male persuasion. Who dear, me dear …. Yes dear, right in the eye of Sauron.

Warmest regards

This is blasphemous.

You can't milk any more Switch games...

Nintendo: 'Hold my fireflower'...

Hope we get the Dynasty DLC featuring Domanique and Alexis.

'If the champagne is too burnt for your taste Miss Deveveraux, don't drink it.....'

I'm clutching my broom in antici...................................................................................................................................pation.

@Kiz3000 to be honest, I almost gave up in Act 1 too but went back to it, leveled up a bit and then found it easier but Act 3 is carnage. You only have to look in the wrong direction and you die. GRRR

EASY MODE PLEASE! I've been playing games for 500 years and Act 3 is savage.

Stable my table, auntie Mable.

Good game. Not excellent you understand but good.

@BiscuitCrumbsInMyBed Oo you are a one.

Ah bless, everyone gets a medal.

My ancient body is ready!!!!!!!!!!

Well yes, this is all very well and good but where the hell is Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg 2, please?

"...life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg"

Game Key Cards.

Can’t wait to add this game key card to my collection.

I'm sure the 3 people that bought this game will be overjoyed.

Just reached Act 3 and died within 24 seconds.

@BiscuitCrumbsInMyBed Yes, remember the safe word - JULIET BRAVO............ JULIET....BRAVO

@BiscuitCrumbsInMyBed Do you have lapsang sushong?

Yes, horrific. I bought it and all the Amiibo. Gutted. My botox cost less.

Oooo yes my dears, I can't wait for this Game Key Card.

Still no Sonic Boom 2. I am outraged.

Game Key Card

Well look at this...another Game Key Card.

I'm flabbergasted. My flabber has never been so gasted.

@StewdaMegaManNerd who invited you to the party dear?

My nan works for Nintendo and told me that the next Direct will be only be available on Game Key Card.

Another Just Dance. Groundbreaking.

30FPS and no discount for Switch 1 owners in the UK because they can't find a way around it apparently (even though other games have managed it) is an absolute NOPE from me. It wasn't that great a game in the first place to be honest so not missing much.

For some reason, I can’t see a Hogwarts Legacy review….

Bet they will go one better and release all the games on a Key Card.

Can I suggest that if you have trouble sleeping, just watch this presentation.

I do hope it's a Remake of Roadrunner on the SNES.....

I didn’t mind the odd partial download for games when the cart couldn’t hold it all on switch 1 but this is beyond ridiculous. Whoever at Nintendo thought that people would swallow Game Key Cards needs firing, preferably out of canon, as far away from Nintendo as possible.

Let’s be frank.., game Key Cards don’t sell. Nintendo owners prefer physical, especially us old timers who have been playing since the 80s. Third parties will give the Switch 2 a wide berth.

Don’t get me started on pricing. I love Nintendo but they deserve to fail in this generation, and that’s probably what’s needed to stop these insane decisions. RIP Nintendo

Oh and that latest direct was a mess.

Nintendo could curl out a big phat Richard the Third, pop a Nintendo logo and I would still overpay for it.

Oh yes dear, patch my switch up!

Who, dear, me dear, excited dear, YES DEAR!

I do hope Dhalsim and her long limbs return to slap me full on in the E-Hondas.

Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Loved this game. All we need now is Balan Wonderworld 2 and I can die a happy woman.

No, I was not accepted.

This whole operation reeks of impertinence.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... THUD
Apologies, my head just fell off.

Looks right up my street. I'll be grabbing this bunny by the ears.

My aging body is ready.

Who dear, me dear, a new Sonic racing game dear, YES DEAR!

p.s. where is Sonic Boom 2? The world is waiting for this masterpiece.

Downloaded last night. Utterly brilliant. I haven't had this much fun since my husband went to New York for work and his brother popped over for tea and light refreshments.

Looks so good. I almost dropped my cross-stitch while watching the trailer.

Mmm yes I’m sure the 4 people that bought this utter travesty of a game can’t wait for it. Spring regards to you all.

@BiscuitCrumbsInMyBed yes I’ve been cruising in Namboomboo but back now dears.