30FPS and no discount for Switch 1 owners in the UK because they can't find a way around it apparently (even though other games have managed it) is an absolute NOPE from me. It wasn't that great a game in the first place to be honest so not missing much.
I didn’t mind the odd partial download for games when the cart couldn’t hold it all on switch 1 but this is beyond ridiculous. Whoever at Nintendo thought that people would swallow Game Key Cards needs firing, preferably out of canon, as far away from Nintendo as possible.
Let’s be frank.., game Key Cards don’t sell. Nintendo owners prefer physical, especially us old timers who have been playing since the 80s. Third parties will give the Switch 2 a wide berth.
Don’t get me started on pricing. I love Nintendo but they deserve to fail in this generation, and that’s probably what’s needed to stop these insane decisions. RIP Nintendo
Downloaded last night. Utterly brilliant. I haven't had this much fun since my husband went to New York for work and his brother popped over for tea and light refreshments.
Mm yes quite satisfactory but has anyone noticed in the castle of thorns Peach says ‘now then, now then’ when she parries? Takes me back to when Jimmy Fixed it for me.
I am 178 so remember the original and obviously have this on preorder but... those graphics .. good Lord.
They look like the face of my first husband after I served his unspeakables to him on a plate in the divorce courts. (I got the house btw so yay for that!)
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Re: Switch 2 Exclusive 'Drag x Drive' Scores Its Second Major Update, Here's What's Included
I'm sure the 3 people that bought this game will be overjoyed.
Re: Hollow Knight: Silksong's Latest Update Is Now Live On Switch 1 & 2, Here Are The Patch Notes
Just reached Act 3 and died within 24 seconds.
Re: Rumour: Zelda Movie Production Set Footage Has Supposedly Leaked Online
@BiscuitCrumbsInMyBed Yes, remember the safe word - JULIET BRAVO............ JULIET....BRAVO
Re: Takaya Imamura's Comment On Super Mario Odyssey's 8th Anniversary Makes Us Feel Very Old
@BiscuitCrumbsInMyBed Do you have lapsang sushong?
Re: Feature: 10 Years On, Is Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival Really That Bad?
Yes, horrific. I bought it and all the Amiibo. Gutted. My botox cost less.
Re: Red Dead Redemption Has Been Rated For The Switch 2
Oooo yes my dears, I can't wait for this Game Key Card.
Re: Video: 13 Exciting New Games Coming To Switch 1 & 2 In November 2025
Still no Sonic Boom 2. I am outraged.
Re: Nintendo Teases A New Lego 'Legend Of Zelda' Set, Possibly Including Ganon
Game Key Card
Re: Pokémon Pokopia Is Seemingly Nintendo's First Game-Key Card Release
Well look at this...another Game Key Card.
I'm flabbergasted. My flabber has never been so gasted.
Re: Japanese Charts: Little Nightmares III Makes A Respectable Debut
@StewdaMegaManNerd who invited you to the party dear?
Re: Japanese Charts: Little Nightmares III Makes A Respectable Debut
My nan works for Nintendo and told me that the next Direct will be only be available on Game Key Card.
Re: Nintendo Download: 16th October (North America)
Another Just Dance. Groundbreaking.
Re: Review: Yooka-Replaylee (Switch 2) - Feels Like The Game It Was Meant To Be, Finally
30FPS and no discount for Switch 1 owners in the UK because they can't find a way around it apparently (even though other games have managed it) is an absolute NOPE from me. It wasn't that great a game in the first place to be honest so not missing much.
Re: Community: Played A Great Switch Game We Missed? Send Us Your Hot Tips
For some reason, I can’t see a Hogwarts Legacy review….
Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Checking Out Switch Online's Virtual Boy Service?
Bet they will go one better and release all the games on a Key Card.
Re: Round Up: Every "Exciting New Game" From The Acclaim Showcase
Can I suggest that if you have trouble sleeping, just watch this presentation.
Re: Sunsoft Has A "Major Announcement" To Share Next Week
I do hope it's a Remake of Roadrunner on the SNES.....
Re: Octopath 0 Is A Game-Key Card On Switch 2, And Square Enix Has "No Plans" For A Switch 1 Upgrade Option
I didn’t mind the odd partial download for games when the cart couldn’t hold it all on switch 1 but this is beyond ridiculous. Whoever at Nintendo thought that people would swallow Game Key Cards needs firing, preferably out of canon, as far away from Nintendo as possible.
Let’s be frank.., game Key Cards don’t sell. Nintendo owners prefer physical, especially us old timers who have been playing since the 80s. Third parties will give the Switch 2 a wide berth.
Don’t get me started on pricing. I love Nintendo but they deserve to fail in this generation, and that’s probably what’s needed to stop these insane decisions. RIP Nintendo
Oh and that latest direct was a mess.
Re: Poll: So, Did You Order A Nintendo Switch 2?
Nintendo could curl out a big phat Richard the Third, pop a Nintendo logo and I would still overpay for it.
Re: 12 Free Switch 2 Game Upgrades Are Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
Oh yes dear, patch my switch up!
Re: Nintendo Updates 'Switch Online' Trailer With New Switch 2 Footage
Who, dear, me dear, excited dear, YES DEAR!
Re: Street Fighter 6 Releasing Final 'Year 2' Fighter Alongside Switch 2 Game Launch
I do hope Dhalsim and her long limbs return to slap me full on in the E-Hondas.
Re: Switch 2 Will Boast An Impressive Number Of Profile Icons At Launch
Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.
Re: Full Game List Revealed For Atari's Upcoming Bubsy Collection
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Re: Is Skies Of Arcadia Coming Back? New SEGA Trademark Gets Fans Excited
OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Loved this game. All we need now is Balan Wonderworld 2 and I can die a happy woman.
Re: Poll: So, Were You Accepted For The Nintendo Switch 2 Hands-On Event?
No, I was not accepted.
This whole operation reeks of impertinence.
Re: Nintendo Switch 2 Reveal Trailer Gives First Official Look At The New Console
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... THUD
Apologies, my head just fell off.
Re: Rusty Rabbit
Looks right up my street. I'll be grabbing this bunny by the ears.
Re: Those Switch 2 Leaks "Might Be Legit" According To A New Report
My aging body is ready.
Re: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Speeds Onto Nintendo Switch "Soon"
Who dear, me dear, a new Sonic racing game dear, YES DEAR!
p.s. where is Sonic Boom 2? The world is waiting for this masterpiece.
Re: Power Rangers: Rita's Rewind Is No Longer Delayed For Switch
Downloaded last night. Utterly brilliant. I haven't had this much fun since my husband went to New York for work and his brother popped over for tea and light refreshments.
Re: New Toy Fighter 'Knock Off' Revives Childhood Memories On Switch In 2025
Looks so good. I almost dropped my cross-stitch while watching the trailer.
Re: The First Switch Online Event For Endless Ocean Starts Next Week
Mmm yes I’m sure the 4 people that bought this utter travesty of a game can’t wait for it. Spring regards to you all.
Re: Review: Princess Peach: Showtime! (Switch) - Peach Breaks A Leg In A High-Class Production
@BiscuitCrumbsInMyBed yes I’ve been cruising in Namboomboo but back now dears.
Re: Review: Princess Peach: Showtime! (Switch) - Peach Breaks A Leg In A High-Class Production
Mm yes quite satisfactory but has anyone noticed in the castle of thorns Peach says ‘now then, now then’ when she parries? Takes me back to when Jimmy Fixed it for me.
Re: Playtonic's Original Yooka-Laylee Game Is Getting A Follow-Up Title
@__jamiie 🤣 who invited you to the party dear?
Re: Playtonic's Original Yooka-Laylee Game Is Getting A Follow-Up Title
@HotGoomba agree with you on an Impossible Lair 2. Now that was ‘decent’
Re: Playtonic's Original Yooka-Laylee Game Is Getting A Follow-Up Title
@Krambo42 what makes you think, after the travesty of the first game, that the second one would be any better? The game flopped too btw.
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Re: Nintendo Reassures Us That Bayonetta 3 "Still Exists" Despite E3 No-Show
@BiscuitCrumbsInMyBed even the most accomplished of witches can’t make money out of thin air. Have you ever heard of a rich witch ?
Re: Nintendo Reassures Us That Bayonetta 3 "Still Exists" Despite E3 No-Show
@nessisonett 😉
Re: Nintendo Reassures Us That Bayonetta 3 "Still Exists" Despite E3 No-Show
I am ready for the ultimate climax.
Re: Japanese Charts: New Pokémon Snap's Off To A Good Start, But Resident Evil Village Is A Major Threat
Poor old Xbox has flopped like my bangers in the late 90s after giving birth to my 6th child.
Re: Wonder Boy: Asha In Monster World Gets A Shiny New Trailer
I am 178 so remember the original and obviously have this on preorder but... those graphics .. good Lord.
They look like the face of my first husband after I served his unspeakables to him on a plate in the divorce courts. (I got the house btw so yay for that!)
Come on Inin... do better.
Re: New Elder Scrolls: Blades Patch Fixes Minor Switch Related Crash
The best update they could do for this game would be to remove it from the e-shop completely and never speak of such filth again.
Re: EA Job Listing Suggests Madden Could Be Coming To Switch
I’m sure all 4 people interested in Madden on Switch will snap this up.
Re: Japanese Charts: Super Mario 3D World Stays Top As Switch Takes Entire Top Ten
And the XB series sold 3 units in Japan. That’s 3 more coasters in Japanese homes.
Re: Diablo II Resurrected Is Coming To The Nintendo Switch This Year
‘Don’t you guys have cell phones?’
Re: Nintendo Direct To Air Tomorrow, Wednesday 17th February
I ache for news. Bring it.