Flangela

I read this and screamed with joy at a pitch so high that only cats and dogs could hear me.

Yes Yoshi. YES you big green wotsit. #bonkers

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Sorry babes, I can’t be having that.

Anything that looks and plays like Megaman and/or Monsterboy/Wonderboy gets the seal of approval from old bag Flangelina.

No thanks, I’ll pass on this one. I still ache for Sonic Boom 2 and won’t rest until it’s realised.

On paper this game should be brilliant but it’s just ... urgh! Lame. Like when I fell off my broom and landed in the bushes!

This game came out 500,000 years ago and I love it.

Now where is the 3D remake ?

Mmm yes well the problem is I bought this for £1.50 on the Wii U eshop. Where is Darksiders 3 you teasey-weasels.

Take an easy, graceful sideways position.

This game!!!!!! I haven't had this much fun since my appendix burst.

Poor old Xbone! Japan’s most expensive coaster.

Just in case anybody is on the fence about this game, I bought it .... utter tripe. I haven’t had this much fun since I had my appendix removed.