Flangela

The best update they could do for this game would be to remove it from the e-shop completely and never speak of such filth again.

I’m sure all 4 people interested in Madden on Switch will snap this up.

And the XB series sold 3 units in Japan. That’s 3 more coasters in Japanese homes.

‘Don’t you guys have cell phones?’

I ache for news. Bring it.

Played the demo.

It was about as enjoyable as driving from Cornwall to Edinburgh with no pit stops and award winning haemorrhoids.

Even my Nan owns a copy of Animal Crossing and she doesn’t have a Switch and died in the early 90s. Those sales are phenomenal.

They are going to micro transaction the living daylights out of every decent Codemasters game. Could this year get any worse ?

I’m going to get an early night and rub my shoulder pads and ZX Spectrum collection until I nod off whist I think of the good old days.

Bigger isn’t always better... as I said to my 3 ex-husbands.

I could paint a picture of Katie Hopkins using my left foot and it would still be more popular than the XBox brand in Japan.

@Bret 🤣🤣

I won’t rest until Sonic Boom makes the list.

Oh yes Reginald.

Power Stone AT LAST 🎉

@HXLXIII who invited you to the party dear ?

I can see that selling a whole 6 copies on Xbox in Japan.

They made us wait a week for a mobile game.

My eyes rolled so hard they popped out and fell into the washing up bowl.

Hi EA

Kindly stick your stank franchises up your @rse. Too little, too late. Nobody wants second rate, watered down E-Shop drivel or overpriced Smeg like Burnout 28 or Scaled back FIFA 20 (insert year here here) balls edition.

We have Zelda. Delete these releases and go and play teabags with Sony.

Regards

Flangela

The Switch is unstoppable !

I’m going to pole dance around my Christmas tree in celebration.

@tobsesta99 how very double dare you! I’m married.

Flangela has consulted with her crystal balls and concludes.... Who the hell still buys these games? The gimmick is over. Stop.

Those XBONE sales are lower than my self esteem!

Hi dears I’m back from Outer space.

Not related to this game in any way shape or form, I just wanted to say that EA can stick each and every one of their titles up their ...jumper.

P.s this game looks as appealing as my Nan in a mini skirt... and she’s dead.

GOODNIGHT!

@mist I did not hit her! Oh Hi Mark

Playtonic: ‘Right, we suck at 3D platformers so let’s go back 100 years and chuck a generic 2D platformer out there’

My eyes have just rolled so far back I can see my brains.

Sweet holy Jesus Christ NO ! Laylee was bad enough.

In the early 70’s, I went in for a minor face lift, just a small tightening procedure.... I now look like a fox being pushed through a plastic sheet and the pain is horrific. I would rather relive this than play through this travesty again. NO NO NO NO AND NO.

I’M OFFENDED !! Shouldn’t it be “Wonder-Person” ?

Old Flangela is on her holibobs so this is her cousin, Gender Neutralina filling in.

But seriously - love this game. Check out Aggelos too, awesome game. Underrated to the max !

What could possible go wrong ?

That’s my entire year ruined.

I have consulted with my underlings and have concluded:

1) Sonic hasn’t been relevant since the 90s
2) 3D Sonic doesn’t work
3) Nobody cares about Sonic the Hedgehog
4) You can never have enough hats, gloves and shoes.

My neck
My switch
It’s selling like a bi..

@Pod agreed but if I were Nintendo I’d be disappointed with those sales. Missing the top 40 is pretty grim.

Old Flangelina spent more time putting the Labo Robot kit together than actually playing it !

It’s a flop Nintendo, move on dears.

I’m still campaigning for the Switch release of Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival and won’t rest until this AAA game becomes a reality.

Oh yes Reginald, give it to me directly.

My mother and I have been playing Nintendo games for 25 years and I’ve never been so insulted.

I went to a party in the 80s with my dear friends Barbara and Reginald and I left my pantys in their heated conservatory. Assume this game will have a similar feel to it.

@jtmnm I’m on my way to Woolworths to buy it immediately.

Harry, naff off dear.

Never heard of this game. Is it better than Clayfighter 63 1/3 and can I buy it for my SEGA Saturn?

Oh you naughty girls.

I need my face auto-renewed.

SAAAAYYYYYGAAAARRR.

Cosmic Creepers needs his Go-Cat. Be back soon dears.

I read this and screamed with joy at a pitch so high that only cats and dogs could hear me.

Yes Yoshi. YES you big green wotsit. #bonkers

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Sorry babes, I can’t be having that.

Anything that looks and plays like Megaman and/or Monsterboy/Wonderboy gets the seal of approval from old bag Flangelina.

No thanks, I’ll pass on this one. I still ache for Sonic Boom 2 and won’t rest until it’s realised.

On paper this game should be brilliant but it’s just ... urgh! Lame. Like when I fell off my broom and landed in the bushes!

This game came out 500,000 years ago and I love it.

Now where is the 3D remake ?

Mmm yes well the problem is I bought this for £1.50 on the Wii U eshop. Where is Darksiders 3 you teasey-weasels.

Take an easy, graceful sideways position.

This game!!!!!! I haven't had this much fun since my appendix burst.

Poor old Xbone! Japan’s most expensive coaster.

Just in case anybody is on the fence about this game, I bought it .... utter tripe. I haven’t had this much fun since I had my appendix removed.