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Re: Oh No, Vampire Crawlers' Gameplay Trailer Suggests It's Going To Suck Up All Our Time

Pak-Man

@gojiguy I think a better summary is it's a game where your goal is to not have to focus on the game so much so you can focus on the metagame of unlocking neat stuff and getting big achievements and combos. There is strategy and rolling with the punches to get yourself into that godlike state, and then you can focus on finding coffins or racking up kills.

The game itself is just brain-candy, but the games within the game are some compelling stuff.

Re: Fire Emblem Shadows Makes Metacritic's "Worst Games Of 2025" List

Pak-Man

I wanted it to be good. I was prepared to buy season passes and everything, but after a couple hours I realized it just didn't have anything I wanted. I don't know how they managed to top "You're a summoner who can summon any character from any Fire Emblem Game. Sometimes in different outfits!" as a fan-servicey story gimmick, but "You happen to run into furry versions of Fire Emblem characters" is so much worse.

Re: Review: Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake (Switch 2) - Rounds Out The Erdrick Trilogy In Style

Pak-Man

I was there, 10,000 years ago. You kind of had to be there to really appreciate what a gamechanger the original Dragon Quest was. Up until then, we'd had some PC RPGs that were sort of close, but all of the conventions we'd come to associate with JRPGS - the Top-Down perspective, the random encounters leading to turn based battles, the little convenient interface that makes it all work (Even if you had to choose it to go down stairs back then) all started here.

Re: Community: 32 Switch Games We Missed, As Recommended By You

Pak-Man

I had submitted my entry through the Contact Us section when there wasn't any open call out for reviews. I'd remembered they were a thing and wanted to get it in while I was thinking about it, but couldn't find any of the articles with instructions. So I was unaware of the character limit. Thanks for putting it up anyway!

Re: Review: Bubsy In: The Purrfect Collection (Switch) - Limited Run Cleans Out The Kitty Litter

Pak-Man

I wanted to like these games so badly. Much of my childhood was spent with the idea that a video game should be as close to an interactive cartoon as possible, and Bubsy embraced a sort of cartooniness I loved. Fortunately, I was smart enough to rent from Blockbuster first. I was a very forgiving child, but even I could tell they were duds.

Bubsy is proof that Mario could have gone as fast as Sonic if Nintendo wanted to, and a lesson in why they didn't.

Re: Opinion: No One Told Me 'Chibi-Robo' Is Traumatising

Pak-Man

It's totally possible to be mostly oblivious to the dark stuff happening in the background. (It does push to the foreground here and there.) Just do your Chibi Robo job! It's when you start peeking between the lines and looking at the clues that you see the broken family you're REALLY trying to fix. Things you dismissed as goofy sitcomy silliness become little cries for help.

Re: Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake Gets Free Switch 2 Performance Patch

Pak-Man

@Orpheus79V It's a pretty easy pattern. If the game came out before Switch 2, they give it a patch because they know nobody's gonna double-dip for a small performance upgrade. They want to discourage people buying everything on Switch 1 and upgrading because it impacts their Switch 2 sales numbers. (And we all know people will if they can, because Switch 1 doesn't have Game Keys.)

Re: Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase Announced For Tomorrow, 31st July 2025

Pak-Man

There are too many signs. This is gonna be the Silksong Direct. I wouldn't hope for an "Out Later Today," but I wouldn't rule it out either.

I want to hear that a bunch of Switch ports are gonna get Switch 2 patches.

Capcom: You are out of history to dig up. It's either Mega Man Legends collection, a new Mega Man Game, or a New Ace Attorney game. I'll be happy with any of those.

Square Enix: You're running out too. How about a Chrono Trigger HD announcement?

Konami: If you're out there, it's time to bring Symphony of the Night back. Remake, remaster, re-release. Doesn't matter. It's the missing Iga-vania right now.

Sega: Give us something baffling!