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Re: Random: Here's What's Inside A Switch Cart

MasterGraveheart

@Sisilly_G Still gonna need way bigger ones, I think. If the rumors on the Switch 2 are even close to true, and the games are gonna be approaching PS5 levels of size, and those games are hovering around 80GB each, Nintendo can't skimp on the standard card size, even if they have to eat those costs themselves with their licensing partners. A size of 128GB should be the standard going forward for card size, with bigger ones available as needed, with Nintendo offering to eat the cost of issuing the cards to use if they need to go bigger.

Re: Splatoon 3's Next Splatfest Has Been Announced

MasterGraveheart

Team "As Long As Shiver Loses One For A Change, Not That I Dislike Her, But The Record Is Ridiculous, Justice For Frye And Big Man, Great Characters Who Need To Get Their Due Too, I Know This Is A Long-Winded Team Name, But The Wins Need To Be Spread Out, Okay, I'll Stop Artificially Extending This Team Name Starting Now, Still Love You Shiver, Okay, Now I'll Stop."

Re: Soapbox: Kieran’s Hatred Of You In Pokémon Scarlet & Violet's DLC Almost Makes It Good

MasterGraveheart

***WARNING! SPOILERS! WARNING!***

That's okay, I hate Kieran too.

Okay, okay, okay, I turned it into a meme, but... I don't like Kieran. His villain arc centers around him being jealous that my character got what he didn't get, and... as someone who has issues with self-image, a character like his is NOT what I need in my life. I escape into video games to step into the shoes of something else and just enjoy a fantasy for a little while. Kieran's hatred of my character, my avatar, rubbed me the wrong way. If he was just supposed to be a straight-up villain and simply get defeated, fine, but the fact he was supposed to have some kind of redemption arc, without really doing anything to make it right, just cheesed me off.

The way he treats his sister, the way he treats the school, the way he treats the Elite Four members, all because of what my character allegedly did when it was ultimately Ogerpon who rejected him in favor of my avatar? Yeah... I'm taking that personally! I didn't ask for any of that, I didn't ask him to go through that, heck, I didn't get any choice in the matter at all thanks to the game's inconsequential dialogue choices! So no, Kieran, you can take your self-righteous grudge and bury it in the deepest depths of Area Zero! I don't forgive you, I don't like you, and if you show your face to me again, I'm stomping you flat like I did across the entire DLC!

And I'll do it with the Ogerpon I named after your sister that you hate so much to boot! Like I did twice!

The grudge, the self-entitlement, his treatment of others... no, Kieran, we can't be friends.

Re: Talking Point: What Are The Worst Parts Of Your Favourite Games?

MasterGraveheart

Professor Layton - Lower scores if you fail a puzzle. Resetting isn't fun if you wanna try and get completion with max score!

Resident Evil 4 - The quicktime events. They single-handedly ruined this game for me and made me no longer take the franchise seriously, especially lists that have this game as the best in the series. It's not.

Tales of Symphonia - New Game Plus mode. The concept is good, but the New Game Plus feels incomplete, and the GRADE shop feels like unnecessary needs to grind. Minor, and nowhere near as outgregeous as other games.

Limited Time DLCs - I hate DLC as a principle, so hiding things behind it is a huge red flag for me. See Professor Layton and the bonus puzzles, or limited time download events... it only aggrovates that FOMO nerve.

Loot Boxes and Battle Passes - There was a reason I was considering dropping Overwatch and Fortnite respectively before Activision/Blizzard and Epic got into their nonsense. That just pushed it over the edge. I now actively avoid games that have these things in them, even games I would otherwise love, like Rocket League and Fall Guys. Among Us does it so much better with the cubes where you can still basically get everything with no-pay currencies, but I'm still not a huge fan of in-game shops in general that use real money.

Live Service games - I'm a reclusive goblin who doesn't want to interact with people for the entirety of my life with a game. Let me play alone! I only do Among Us because I have a close-knit group of friends I play it with when we all can, and it's a blast... but I still wish I had more to do single-player.

Knockback - Most notable with retro games, but knockback is a real drag... usually into bottomless pits. ^^;

Silent protagonists - They're supposed to be projections of us... it's just a shame that they don't project anything at all.

Re: Stardew Valley Creator Shares Another Update About Version 1.6

MasterGraveheart

I know it'd be a big undertaking, but I kinda wanna see cutscenes between the bachelors and bachelorettes and expand on their relationships.

Maybe Abigail and Alex attend a martial arts class together?

Do Penny and Sebastian find common ground in a certain author?

What about that time Emily and Harvey got arrested outside of Zuzu city for counterfeit Star Drop sales?

Does Leah paint Haley in secret?

Did Sam ever give Elliot back his fondue pot?!

Go wild with these!

Re: Pokémon's COO Wants To Keep Franchise Going For "Hundreds Of Years"

MasterGraveheart

Probably easier said than done, but it's a nice thought that future generations can discover what we loved so much about this franchise.

Though, and I hate to be /that/ commenter, especially since I enjoyed Scarlet & Violet more than most... you know what would help with that?

Making better quality games.

Even if they don't come out yearly, the quality will speak and people will keep coming back.

Re: Poll: What Review Score Would You Give WarioWare: Move It?

MasterGraveheart

I'm going to lean a high 7 (probably around 7.8 if we were doing decimals), but more 7 than 8 nonetheless. I enjoyed it, it's fun, I'm good with Wario's voice, and I do like the nostalgic throwback to WarioWare Smooth Moves. I think I do like Get It Together a bit more between the two (Penny's theme is an absolute joy-fest), and I liked that they tried something new with the formula and was largely successful.

Again, 7 is a good score, and it's a high 7 if we did decimals. But since I'm comparing it to others in the series, and the WarioWare series is largely full of good ones, it's got a lot more to live up to.

I recommend it if you missed Get It Together, though. You can go listen to Penny's Theme on Nintendo's YouTube and be good.