I'm not gonna lie? You lost me when you rated ZA the worst when BDSP, Let's Go, Sword & Shield, and Ruby/Sapphire exist. Also, FireRed/LeafGreen that low? C'mon, now.
I'm optimistic. I've thoroughly enjoyed playing FF7 Remake on Switch 2, even if it's technically an inferior version. Frame rates and polygonal crunching was never that important to me, so, if it looks a little worse and plays as the others did, I'm happy with it. At some point, the poly-crunch just begins to become inconsequential.
And if I do wanna play a technically superior version, I have the games on PC. I just... need a PC that'll... actually... play it...
...
I forgot to read the tech specs when they hit Steam... ;_;
Honestly, I don't care about the multiplayer stuff. I'm more interested in the single player stuff. I wish they'd put more emphasis on that. We reclusive hermits need love too!
There's something fishy going on here. I don't know if one country's standards are holding it back, but I do need to call foul on the "separate SKU" thing. We've seen it.
There's still a lot of outstanding issues here. The lack of communication ahead of time. Who is actually making this call. Why we didn't learn about it until after pre-orders were locked in. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Nintendo's call for the censorship, but then you get games like Cyberpunk 2077 that can be released as-is, and physically to boot. Then you get separate physical and digital contents for games like Perky Little Things in Europe, and wonder why this can't get the same treatment.
I'm going to guess that the licensed music is a sticking point here, and that there'd need to be a whole new licensing agreement with everything to get a different physical edition, or totally uncensored edition, done. At least in part.
Honestly, I think it's still very silly. Censorship options should be a choice of the consumer, the game is clearly not for kids (check the rating, it's what it's there for), and either Nintendo is being heavy-handed or AdHoc severely underestimated their potential audience on Switch 2... or both.
Love to see it! Maybe we'll get more games added in in the future... but I think we already have Aladdin and Gargoyles in collections, I don't think Mighty Ducks or Gummi Bears had a game, and Lion King is definitely in a collection and would probably be too much of a stretch for Timon & Pumbaa representation.
There's literally games with "Hentai" in the title flooding the eShop, and games that actually have no censorship on Switch 2 period (Cyberpunk 2077 has been mentioned several times and that's my example too), yet this is censored? Why do I get the funny feeling this was also AdHoc's call? Maybe to get advertising on the platform, it had to be censored? I dunno. It's a bummer.
I've meditated on this for so long, that, I've actually come to think about the idea of "Chronologically Confused," as coined by the AVGN. And I've thought about the titles of games.
I think one of this game's problems, in part, is that it's called "Metroid Prime 4."
Think about it. For a game meant to be so like previous Metroid Prime games, there's just enough to make the gamer uncomfortable. A cast of vocal characters. Sections unlike what we'd seen before. The absence of certain other aspects are gone.
What we have is a very good first person Metroid game that bears a resemblance to Prime games, but is wanting to do something different. Perhaps in that difference, though, is where the disconnect with gamers is happening?
I think the game would have been best-served to be called "Metroid Beyond," and just nix the Prime name all together. If gamers felt it was worthy to be called Prime 4, they'd just call it that themselves anyway. A spiritual successor, if you will. And that freedom from that name would give the developers freedom to pursue their own thing. Plus, if gamers decided "no, this isn't Prime enough to be Prime 4, but something new," le gasp! You've suddenly created another sub-series in Metroid that's got its own core of fans!
This stance doesn't sell me in the slightest. AI's mindsets and thought processes were stolen from works from artists who rely on their art to make a living. And here comes AI to make lazy, cheap people bypass the artist to get a result without the work or effort. It fuels the sense of entitlement that the human race has embodied for generations, and it's disgusting.
Frankly, there should be a law that anything created with generative AI cannot be copyrighted, patented, trademarked, or profited off of. And further, anything produced with such must have a sizeable, contrasting, watermark visible to the consumer so they know it was made with AI.
Not only that, but because of the nature of which AI gets the information and methods for writing and artwork? It threatens the stagnation of culture. Without the human artist creating something new, pushing limits, and pushing the envelope, there will be no growth of culture. No record of where we are. What we're doing. And that's dangerous.
So, yeah, no, after the contrarian comments, after these comments, my opinion does not change.
AI has no place in art, writing, film, or video games.
It sounded like it was doing a really good job. I'm very impressed with my own time with it and can't wait for the full version.
I'll be going digital, because Game Key Cards, might as well go digital and keep that card slot free for something else, but that's just me. It's gonna be a great time either way.
@Oldstalk You do realize that TEAM SIZE isn't what makes a company independent, right? Independent, in the context of gaming, means separated from all of the big megacorps, like Nintendo, EA, Bethesda, Sega, Sony, Ubisoft, Microsoft, Epic Games, Capcom, Konami, SquareEnix, etc. That independent company could have one or one hundred people behind it. It's ownership that matters in the definition.
You could consider a company like WayForward or Yacht Club Games independent in that sense, despite how much success or presence they've had.
EDIT: Also, ZERO idea who Young Yea is, so, bringing them up was just completely useless. Maybe you're frustrated on the subject, but don't project other people's views onto other people, mkay?
Expedition 33 really deserved it. It just sucks it had to come at the expense of other great titles, like Silksong, Hades II, and Donkey Kong Bananza. But then again, it probably makes a louder statement to the industry if it beats other top shelf titles and not a bunch of AAA junkers.
WBD is owned by one of the most internally destructive individuals in David Zaslav, who has scrapped projects for a tax write-off while not exactly doing much for the Warner Bros. side while favoring the Discovery side, where he came from.
Netflix has a great streaming presence, but a takeover by them would mean EVERYTHING would move to stream and nothing would go to theaters, who'll end up eating that massive hit.
Paramount Skydance has been getting more and more political, and have been favored by the current US administration. It's not outside the realm of likely possibility to think that the products put out will reflect as such.
Decent list. Silksong is WAY too low, though, and the lack of Sonic Racing Crossworlds (which IS superior to Mario Kart World) being left off is a disservice.
I really want an HD-2D remake of Chrono Trigger, but I'll settle for an NSO port of the SNES original. As long as it cuts out all connections to Chrono Cross (which did a huge disservice to Trigger), it'll be good. Frankly, I don't even wanna see Toryama's anime cut-scenes return. They felt so awkward and out of place.
But seriously, that should be an option, not mandatory. Not all of us are taking extended breaks between sessions, nor are we all in need of that kind of reminding.
Myles: Hey, Samus, need me to keep in touch?
Samus: No.
Myles: Right-o! Good luck out there!
Also, no I'm not actually rating the game 6/10 because of that, I haven't played it to try for myself, calm your butts, people.
I feel bad for her. She's one of my all-time favorite VAs. Sheena Fujibayashi, Samus Aran, Naomi Hunter, Black Cat, Commander Shepard, Kimmy Howell, Ashe, Jessie Bannon, Katnappe, Mantis, Jean Grey... and she did great as Bayonetta! The whole situation really was a disservice to her.
@horizonisland Yeah, DQB1 is probably the next big one I'm thinking of. I'm on the last chapters of DQB2, so, I'd like to go back to DQB1 when I'm done.
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Re: Best Pokémon Games Of All Time
I'm not gonna lie? You lost me when you rated ZA the worst when BDSP, Let's Go, Sword & Shield, and Ruby/Sapphire exist. Also, FireRed/LeafGreen that low? C'mon, now.
Re: Stardew Valley's Two New Marriage Candidates Have Been Revealed
Aw dang... Abigail's gonna get jealous when I try to do all of Sandy's heart events... X'D
Re: Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Team Consistently Aiming For 30fps On Switch 2 "Wherever Possible"
I'm optimistic. I've thoroughly enjoyed playing FF7 Remake on Switch 2, even if it's technically an inferior version. Frame rates and polygonal crunching was never that important to me, so, if it looks a little worse and plays as the others did, I'm happy with it. At some point, the poly-crunch just begins to become inconsequential.
And if I do wanna play a technically superior version, I have the games on PC. I just... need a PC that'll... actually... play it...
...
I forgot to read the tech specs when they hit Steam... ;_;
Re: Pokémon Presents February 2026: Time, Date, How To Watch
**PREDICTION!**
A Pokémon DATING SIM! At long last! Date the PokéMommies of your dreams in a whimsical world!
The only catch? You play as a Trubbish. :3
/s
Re: Pokémon FireRed And LeafGreen Officially Revealed For Switch
Uhhhh… wow! I wonder if they did this in error, or they just decided not to let it be a shadow drop. Either way… MINE!”
I played the heck out of FireRed back in the day. It’ll be nice to have another go at these, LeafGreen this time for me.
Re: Poll: What's Your Favourite Gen 1 Pokémon?
Squirtle was my first ever. It'll always be my favorite (or one of its evolutions, depending on the day!).
Re: Pokémon's Super Bowl Commercial Was Probably Expensive, Unsurprisingly
Whelp! There goes the programming and graphics budget! Hope y'all liked Sword & Shield.
Re: Round Up: The Previews Are In For Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics
Was the Virtual Boy... AHEAD OF ITS TIME?!?!
Re: Preview: So Far, Super Mario Bros. Wonder On Switch 2 Isn't Making A Great Case For Itself
Honestly, I don't care about the multiplayer stuff. I'm more interested in the single player stuff. I wish they'd put more emphasis on that. We reclusive hermits need love too!
Re: Stardew Valley Creator Teases Two More Marriage Candidates For Update 1.7
Dwarf and Sandy!
Re: Dispatch Uncensored Physical Switch Release Apparently Not Possible
There's something fishy going on here. I don't know if one country's standards are holding it back, but I do need to call foul on the "separate SKU" thing. We've seen it.
There's still a lot of outstanding issues here. The lack of communication ahead of time. Who is actually making this call. Why we didn't learn about it until after pre-orders were locked in. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Nintendo's call for the censorship, but then you get games like Cyberpunk 2077 that can be released as-is, and physically to boot. Then you get separate physical and digital contents for games like Perky Little Things in Europe, and wonder why this can't get the same treatment.
I'm going to guess that the licensed music is a sticking point here, and that there'd need to be a whole new licensing agreement with everything to get a different physical edition, or totally uncensored edition, done. At least in part.
Re: Dispatch Dev AdHoc Responds To Nintendo's Statement, Says It Intends To Address Censored Switch Content
Nintendo... get over it. Start putting responsibility on the parents and stop being afraid of some of the naughty stuff.
Fix this.
Re: Nintendo Responds To Dispatch Switch Censorship With Official Statement
Honestly, I think it's still very silly. Censorship options should be a choice of the consumer, the game is clearly not for kids (check the rating, it's what it's there for), and either Nintendo is being heavy-handed or AdHoc severely underestimated their potential audience on Switch 2... or both.
Re: Feature: 11 Of The Strangest Game Over Screens On Nintendo Consoles
GAME OVER
RETURN OF GANON
And that laughter in the background accompanied by a dark shadow... XD
Re: Ren & Stimpy Are Getting A 7-Game Retro Collection, Courtesy Of Limited Run
So many great collections of terrible Nickelodeon games coming out... ah well, score one for preservation nonetheless!
Re: Disney Afternoon Collection Pops Up On Switch 1 & 2 eShop, Includes Two Additional Games
Love to see it! Maybe we'll get more games added in in the future... but I think we already have Aladdin and Gargoyles in collections, I don't think Mighty Ducks or Gummi Bears had a game, and Lion King is definitely in a collection and would probably be too much of a stretch for Timon & Pumbaa representation.
Re: Review: Dispatch Nintendo Switch 2 Edition - A Cracking Superhero Caper, With Some Naughty Bits Covered Up
There's literally games with "Hentai" in the title flooding the eShop, and games that actually have no censorship on Switch 2 period (Cyberpunk 2077 has been mentioned several times and that's my example too), yet this is censored? Why do I get the funny feeling this was also AdHoc's call? Maybe to get advertising on the platform, it had to be censored? I dunno. It's a bummer.
Re: Poll: Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 Has A Final Title, But What Could It Be?
I highly doubt it's going to be Reunion. That was already the name of the remake of Crisis Core. It'd be too confusing.
If we go by the soundtrack theory, it's probably gonna be "Return."
Re: Review: Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade (Switch 2) - A Big, Bold Reimagining, And A First-Class Port
Love this game! I hope we have photo mode here, if not now, then at some point.
Re: Random: Nintendo Apparently Wasn't Happy About Sonic's Foot Being In Front Of Mario's Foot
Ah, Nintendo, you can be so head-scratchingly petty sometimes... ^^;
Re: Random: Nintendo Apparently Wasn't Happy About Sonic's Foot Being In Front Of Mario's Foot
@Brilliant_Bird_Man Technically, Robotnik is faster than Sonic too, so, it's not outside the realm of possibility. ^^;
Re: Talking Point: Metroid Prime 4 And The Burden Of Being 'Good Enough'
I've meditated on this for so long, that, I've actually come to think about the idea of "Chronologically Confused," as coined by the AVGN. And I've thought about the titles of games.
I think one of this game's problems, in part, is that it's called "Metroid Prime 4."
Think about it. For a game meant to be so like previous Metroid Prime games, there's just enough to make the gamer uncomfortable. A cast of vocal characters. Sections unlike what we'd seen before. The absence of certain other aspects are gone.
What we have is a very good first person Metroid game that bears a resemblance to Prime games, but is wanting to do something different. Perhaps in that difference, though, is where the disconnect with gamers is happening?
I think the game would have been best-served to be called "Metroid Beyond," and just nix the Prime name all together. If gamers felt it was worthy to be called Prime 4, they'd just call it that themselves anyway. A spiritual successor, if you will. And that freedom from that name would give the developers freedom to pursue their own thing. Plus, if gamers decided "no, this isn't Prime enough to be Prime 4, but something new," le gasp! You've suddenly created another sub-series in Metroid that's got its own core of fans!
Just a thought.
But Myles still needed to stick a sock in it.
Re: An Overlooked Disney Collection From Digital Eclipse Has Been Rated For Switch
I don't like using caps lock indiscriminately, but this one warrants it.
ABOUT. BLOODY. TIME!! <3
Re: Site News: Please Welcome Mai, The Newest Member Of Our YouTube Team
Welcome aboard, Mai! Hope you enjoy your stay!
Re: Poll: Which Call Of Duty Do You Want To See On Switch 2?
Bring on the old stuff. Finest Hour specifically... which is not on the poll...
Not that I'm buying any of it, but, that'd be the one I'm most interested in.
Re: Capcom Arcade Stadium Physical Features Five Cover Options, But Which Is Your Favourite?
The classic cover is my favorite, but the Captain Commando one is great too!
Re: Mega Man: Dual Override Robot Master Design Contest Ends, Capcom Thanks Fans For "Wonderful" Submissions
I entered... the first time I ever hand-drew something in earnest... good luck, Siphon Woman!
Re: Pikmin 3 Deluxe Nintendo Switch 2 Rating Pops Up Online
They couldn't fix the Switch 1 version for Switch 2, huh?
Re: "A Knife Can Be Used For Cooking Or As A Weapon" - Level-5 Boss Defends GenAI In Game Development
This stance doesn't sell me in the slightest. AI's mindsets and thought processes were stolen from works from artists who rely on their art to make a living. And here comes AI to make lazy, cheap people bypass the artist to get a result without the work or effort. It fuels the sense of entitlement that the human race has embodied for generations, and it's disgusting.
Frankly, there should be a law that anything created with generative AI cannot be copyrighted, patented, trademarked, or profited off of. And further, anything produced with such must have a sizeable, contrasting, watermark visible to the consumer so they know it was made with AI.
Not only that, but because of the nature of which AI gets the information and methods for writing and artwork? It threatens the stagnation of culture. Without the human artist creating something new, pushing limits, and pushing the envelope, there will be no growth of culture. No record of where we are. What we're doing. And that's dangerous.
So, yeah, no, after the contrarian comments, after these comments, my opinion does not change.
AI has no place in art, writing, film, or video games.
Put it to work trying to find a cure for cancer.
Re: Nintendo Fans Might Get The Entire Tomb Raider Survivor Trilogy Thanks To Their "Passionate Response"
Heck yeah! I want! Frankly, this trilogy was a better gameplay experience than the original games. Even looking at them as a "product of their time."
Just maybe do a better job with the Switch 2 ports, please?
Re: "A Really Good Experience" - Digital Foundry Dives Into Switch 2's Final Fantasy VII Remake Demo
It sounded like it was doing a really good job. I'm very impressed with my own time with it and can't wait for the full version.
I'll be going digital, because Game Key Cards, might as well go digital and keep that card slot free for something else, but that's just me. It's gonna be a great time either way.
Also, Tifa for Smash!
Re: Mini Review: Divinity: Original Sin 2 - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition - A Great Upgrade That Misses A Few Wins
It's an excellent game. Mouse support would be very nice in a future update, tho!
Re: Kirby Air Riders Dev Team Disbanding Soon, Game Updates Also Ending
Bah… I really wanted Adeleine in the game…
Re: The Game Awards GOTY For 2025 Is Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
@Oldstalk You do realize that TEAM SIZE isn't what makes a company independent, right? Independent, in the context of gaming, means separated from all of the big megacorps, like Nintendo, EA, Bethesda, Sega, Sony, Ubisoft, Microsoft, Epic Games, Capcom, Konami, SquareEnix, etc. That independent company could have one or one hundred people behind it. It's ownership that matters in the definition.
You could consider a company like WayForward or Yacht Club Games independent in that sense, despite how much success or presence they've had.
EDIT: Also, ZERO idea who Young Yea is, so, bringing them up was just completely useless. Maybe you're frustrated on the subject, but don't project other people's views onto other people, mkay?
Re: The Game Awards GOTY For 2025 Is Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Expedition 33 really deserved it. It just sucks it had to come at the expense of other great titles, like Silksong, Hades II, and Donkey Kong Bananza. But then again, it probably makes a louder statement to the industry if it beats other top shelf titles and not a bunch of AAA junkers.
Re: A New Tomb Raider Entry Has Leaked Ahead Of The Game Awards
Maybe I'm just twitchy on the subject now, but this really looks like AI fakes. Laura doesn't look the same in any of the photos.
Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's N64 Library With Two Classic Platformers
Need some serious Mischief Makers and Goemon action on the N64 NSO.
Re: Feature: "It's A Bit Of A Joke At This Point" - Skyrim Dev On Returning For A Switch 2 Re-Release
At this point, I'm pretty sure there's a law requiring Skyrim natively on every platform.
Re: Paramount Makes Rival Bid For Warner Bros. After Netflix's $82 Billion Offer, Includes Game Studios
So, this is a perfect storm of awful.
WBD is owned by one of the most internally destructive individuals in David Zaslav, who has scrapped projects for a tax write-off while not exactly doing much for the Warner Bros. side while favoring the Discovery side, where he came from.
Netflix has a great streaming presence, but a takeover by them would mean EVERYTHING would move to stream and nothing would go to theaters, who'll end up eating that massive hit.
Paramount Skydance has been getting more and more political, and have been favored by the current US administration. It's not outside the realm of likely possibility to think that the products put out will reflect as such.
It's honestly just a massively awful situation.
Re: Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Brings A "New Retro FPS" To Switch 2 Next Year
I hope they go as raw and thematic, while also raunchy and silly, as the original movie was. Otherwise it's just a generic branded FPS. ^^;
Re: Rolling Stone's GOTY List Shows A Whole Lot Of Love For One Nintendo Mascot
Decent list. Silksong is WAY too low, though, and the lack of Sonic Racing Crossworlds (which IS superior to Mario Kart World) being left off is a disservice.
Re: "I'll Get In Trouble" - Yuji Horii "Can't Talk About" Future Chrono Trigger Developments
I really want an HD-2D remake of Chrono Trigger, but I'll settle for an NSO port of the SNES original. As long as it cuts out all connections to Chrono Cross (which did a huge disservice to Trigger), it'll be good. Frankly, I don't even wanna see Toryama's anime cut-scenes return. They felt so awkward and out of place.
Re: Surprise! Another Square Enix Switch Game Is Now Compatible On Switch 2
I forgot that wasn't supported yet... huh... well okay then!
Now, how about that HD-2D remake of Chrono Trigger without the Chrono Cross ties, SquareEnix? :3
Re: Review: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Switch 2) - Samus Returns In Prime Form
"Myles bugs you a little too much."
6/10, too much hand-holding.
But seriously, that should be an option, not mandatory. Not all of us are taking extended breaks between sessions, nor are we all in need of that kind of reminding.
Myles: Hey, Samus, need me to keep in touch?
Samus: No.
Myles: Right-o! Good luck out there!
Also, no I'm not actually rating the game 6/10 because of that, I haven't played it to try for myself, calm your butts, people.
Re: Jennifer Hale Says She Was "Thrown Under The Bus" Amid Bayonetta 3 Casting Controversy
@Mana_Knight I knew I was forgetting another big one in there somewhere. Yeah, loved that one too. Can't believe I forgot that one.
"I was once a fool" indeed.
Re: Jennifer Hale Says She Was "Thrown Under The Bus" Amid Bayonetta 3 Casting Controversy
I feel bad for her. She's one of my all-time favorite VAs. Sheena Fujibayashi, Samus Aran, Naomi Hunter, Black Cat, Commander Shepard, Kimmy Howell, Ashe, Jessie Bannon, Katnappe, Mantis, Jean Grey... and she did great as Bayonetta! The whole situation really was a disservice to her.
EDIT: Alexandra Roivas too! <3
Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Bionic Commando (NES)
I think the American one IS cooler, but I think the Japanese style and art edges it out on in-game accuracy.
Re: More Switch Games Receive Compatibility Updates For Switch 2
@horizonisland Yeah, DQB1 is probably the next big one I'm thinking of. I'm on the last chapters of DQB2, so, I'd like to go back to DQB1 when I'm done.
Re: Opinion: City Trial Is Kirby Air Riders At Its Best, But It Needs More Maps To Thrive Long-Term
If they're going to add maps, they need to add characters too. I will keep saying this until Adeleine is added. <3
Re: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Difficulty Settings Revealed By Nintendo
Sooooo... Mochtroid, Metroid, or Omega Metroid? Got it!