Ichiban

I didn't really think welcome tour counted as a game, more a money wringing experiment for idiots.
Halo 3 is top stuff though

Polls like this are silly on a fansite.
You might as well ask this lot if they enjoy breathing air or eating food. They'll give it a 10/10 before they've reached the title screen.

If I were a 7 year old girl I would consider it, but since I'm not, nah

@Cyrax77 @Erigen Hahaha😅 ***** brilliant! Just the laugh I needed right now, thank you😅

Sakurai will appear & tell everyone he's not actually making Air Riders at all as it's manky garbage, snaps his fingers & Diddy Kong Racing 2 appears!

Dear lord....I'm sorry but you lot get what you deserve with this one! God save us all!

For the 20 or so copies they would sell, I'd say it's not worth it.

No way. I've had my days of paying to make myself sick when I used to go out drinking.
The ***** eating grin from that Yakuza looking guy whenever he introduces one of these things is always priceless: dance puppets dance!!

To their credit, it's the only Switch/2 game coming this holidays that doesn't look like a HD PS2 title, I'd say 360 at best though, which just doesn't cut it in 2025.

Imagine getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or whatnot & this thing decides to randomly speak😳

Hopefully they've fixed that brown haze/n64 looking fog that appears frequently when moving the camera. It reminds me of Buck Bumble on the N64, which is not a good thing!

Visually this looks beautiful, gameplay looks boring as ***** though.

I thought the part on the bike looked like *****😅 cautiously optimistic

@ottoecamn I'm with you there.

I hope this comes out this year, as it's the only big Switch 2 game I'm looking forward to. Not interested in Pokemon Alphabet version or Kirby Fart Riders in the slightest. I have a good feeling it will come out this year though.

I forgot this existed until this article reminded me!
That title though, sounds like a game about a chain smoking taxi driver

I was showing a friend the Switch 2, she became quite enamoured with punching everything in DK Bananza. We then played Mario Party Superstars & had a great time!
So yeah DK & Mario Party for me, though I may check out the Sonic Racing beta too.
Enjoy!!

4 more Atelier games have been released since this article published, 3 more will be released by the time you finsh reading it!

My Switch 2 arrived this week, also grabbed a pro controller & DK Bananza. Only played a little so far, but enjoyed it & looking forward to playing more. Spent so much time punching the ***** out of everything!

This one ain't for me. The racing parts look like short bursts of fun, but that City Trial looks like a choactic mess to me lol
I was kinda hoping there would be a story mode kinda like Diddy Kong Racing or something.

I hope this is basically The Simpsons: Hit & Run but set in the Kirbyverse

Move it football head!

I've been playing the BF6 beta, what a jolly good time!
I did finally buy a Switch 2 (at a nice discount), just waiting for it to arrive. Going to pick up DK and a pro controller tomorrow, looking forward to it!

It must be tough being a Pokemon fan & getting games of such quality. And then having to convince yourself that yeah this good, it definitely doesn't look like a HD PS2 game, definitely not.
I think the original Shenmue had more going on in it's city!

Well I'm sold
purchases Switch 2 console

Hoping they eventually bring NBA Superstars to home consoles

How is Nintendo news this boring so soon after the release of a new console? What the *****?!!

I'd like to see Peak climb onto Switch 2, or REPO or whatever it's called.

Just a thought, but how about waiting to see if the game is any good before committing to buy? You pack of lunatics😅😅

That's really fantastic😊 such a great cause! Keep the bids coming!

Save you subscription money & buy a 2nd hand gamecube, with any games you want over time. It's yours forever & a much better experience.

Not really worth the 30 sales they'd probably get!

Not all old games are classics, or cult classics. Especially in this case, dear lord. This was considered crap when it released & is crap now. Kids these days I tell you what!

That's a bit surprising, yet it lines up with the rumours we heard earlier this year regarding many devs still waiting on kits.
I thought the floodgates would be open by now & we'd be hearing about new Switch 2 releases everyday, yet it's been the opposite, tumbleweed city. I'm assuming all will be revealed in an upcoming direct & after Donkey Kong has had his way with people. I'm just a little surprised is all...

This is for the best, people have suffered enough. Reliving past trauma would do more harm than good.

I love Spongebob, I'm all over this😁
Much more interesting than Minecraft & racing as a green penis monster

Nice! I don't have a Switch 2 yet, though I've been envious of everyone playing Mario Kart, it looks like alot of fun.
I'm planning on getting one as a birthday present to myself in early August, along with MK & DK.
Bring on the next Nintendo Direct!

What surprised me was seeing an EA Sports game selling most on a Nintendo console, what universe is this?!

They still haven't forgiven him for Starfox Zero

That art style is rough, like some cheap current day Nickelodeon Bubble Guppies naff.

The real reason is because Microsoft sucks ass. Banjo really has no business being an Xbox franchise in my opinion, such a waste.

Switch 2 Pro release date confirmed!

Man there's just zero creativity left in Hollywood anymore. God save us all once a Kingdom Hearts movie is announced!

I just can't believe people are upset that people are upset about this. It's like people have minds of their own, its crazy wild stuff!

That's Anti-Matter's Switch 2 pre-order locked in then.

Unless the Switch or Switch 2 are your first ever consoles, you'd have to be high as ***** to think the Switch 2 has the best launch line up