Ichiban

Ichiban

Ichiban.......lipstick for men!

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Re: Random: Reggie Burns E3 With Miiverse Comparison

Ichiban

Ah the Miiverse was so cool, seeing everyone flood the plaza upon booting up the console was awesome. Booting up the Switch in comparison feels like buying a game from a guy in a back alley.
I do miss e3 though, the buzz was always fun. Being spoken to like a kindergarten student on a Direct or State Of Play just isn't the same to me.

Re: Poll: Six Years On, Which Was Nintendo Switch's Best Year So Far?

Ichiban

2017 gave me such a hope for future Switch titles. Odyssey & BOTW had me thinking that Nintendo were going back to making the grand single player adventures I really loved from them, almost giving the vibe of their crazy experimental Gamecube days. But with the exception of Luigi's Mansion 3 & the wonderful Bowser's Fury, everything else has just felt like a side dish, low effort, or the same old same old. I wish they'd aim a little higher in the future, make the big epic adventure games we know they can.
But that's just me😁

Re: Best Mario Kart Games Of All Time

Ichiban

Double Dash was such a disappointment to me, even playing when it was new. The tracks felt like weaker versions of tracks from MK64 (Wario Stadium destroys Waluigi Stadium for example), and the AI racers spam items like crazy, & the 2 characters per cart was & still is a terrible gimmick.
I've actually been playing it over the weekend, along with Twilight Princess.

Re: Nintendo's Metroid Dread Marketing Campaign Is Well Underway In Japan

Ichiban

Nice! Now it has has a chance of shifting around 20-25 more copies in Japan😁 Then they'll go back to playing train station bench simulator, or some random rubbish.
Also, you kids claiming you've never seen a Metroid game advertised so heavily obviously weren't around for the launch of Prime back on the Gamecube.

Re: Pokémon Direct To Air Thursday, 9th January

Ichiban

One of the worst parts of being a Nintendo fan is how much to be they dedicate to games I couldn't give a toss about, Pokemon & Smash namely. Ah well the year has only just started, there'll be plenty for me coming up.

Re: Nintendo's Share Price Plummets In Response To E3 Direct

Ichiban

Thats because the show was straight garbage.
"We've changed the direction Peach's hair blows against the wind" Stop the presses!!
I spent most of the Wii U generation hearing about Smash, the build up, the trailers, the 20 directs....and I was done with it. Then they pull this?!
Not every Nintendo fan likes Smash ffs!!!
Absolute garbage.

Re: Reggie on GameCube Controller Support on the Switch

Ichiban

Ugh this madness has to end! Apart from the analog shoulder buttons, & a nice grippy thumbstick, the GameCube controller is a pile of piss. The dpad is practically unusable, the c-stick is dreadful, the buttons are like jellybeans and irregular oreos!
Let it go people!!