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Re: Pokémon Legends: Z-A Trailer Confirms Starters And Mega Evolutions, Coming Late 2025

swoose

A single grand city has potential for a setting, but this looks like an incremental improvement over SV at most, with cookie cutter mountain geometry replaced by building geometry. And with trademark clunky GameFreak animation & traversal. A generic teleporter to warp you to the rooftops is an unbelievably lazy solution. They couldn’t find a better way to move vertically in the entire Pokemon universe?

The one thing that got a pop from me, fully real time battles, was immediately followed up by showing the 30ft long rock snake Onix, standing only about twice the height of the player. Just incredible how stubbornly they refuse to scale gameplay space to allow for the size extremes of their IP, Pokemon. This entire generation and they still haven’t been scaled right.

Re: Poll: Which Pokémon Game Really Deserves A Remake Next?

swoose

In a sense, Game Freak hasn't produced a classic remake since ORAS in 2014, and they've only made 3 sets of remakes in their entire history. BDSP was ILCA and Let's Go was basically a sequel, centering Pokemon GO's catching mechanics and happening to be in Kanto, with a new protag and rival.

Game Freak seems to favor new gameplay directions with their 2nd projects now, and more power to them. But as for the core series, I wouldn't say there's been an innovation that really makes me want to see a 2D game updated. At least Hoenn was being seen in 3D for the first time, plus Mega evolutions. That novelty is gone, and they've been churning through 1-off gameplay hooks since. It's not impressive to see a bunch of Unova Pokemon gigantamaxing or terastallizing.

Re: Talking Point: The 3DS Library Is Ripe For Switch 2, But Is NSO The Way To Go?

swoose

As a 3DS fan I always see this topic and have such little interest in playing 3DS games on a worse handheld than the original. I’ll be getting Switch 2 to play Switch games. But it’ll be heavier, larger, not a clamshell, screen of a different aspect ratio, no resistive touchscreen and no stylus. I’ll stick to my 3DSes thanks, they’re perfect at playing their own games.

Re: Nintendo Will "Likely" Price The Switch 2 At $399, Says Analyst

swoose

I thought it was notable that Furukawa, in addressing Nintendo shareholders, mentioned affordability being important but made no mention of margins or profitability wrt console pricing. Like he was prepping shareholders for a lower margin console, where Nintendo will try to make up the difference with more sales and more presence for their software, IP and services.

Re: Best Mario Sports Games Of All Time

swoose

Can't quibble too much with the top 10, but I will go to bat for Mario Superstar Baseball. It's not only great for a Mario sports title, but some would say the most mechanically pleasing baseball game ever made. It still has a competitive community to this day, which prefers it over the less precise Wii title.

Re: Opinion: All My Pokémon TCG Pocket Headaches Help It Nail Playground Trading Nostalgia

swoose

I have no nostalgia for the physical TCG, but I do love the Pokémon TCG games for GameBoy, which were proper RPGs. Pocket replicates some of the charm of those, in that you’re building up semi-consistent decks from nothing. I just wish the single player gave any character to your opponents - they could even incorporate characters from the games for you to face, instead of blank slates.

But the pvp is also surprisingly snappy and low stakes, and the changes made to battle are mostly smart ones. Trading may as well not exist, and I don’t think this game needs it particularly.

Re: Banjo-Kazooie Composer Has "Zero Hope" For A New Entry

swoose

Metroid fans "slagged off" Other M and Federation Force to no end, and then had nothing but praise for Metroid Dread. Fans want to be pleased. The "no matter how good it was" is clearly off base, but I can understand cynicism at Microsoft producing a good dev team for Banjo.

Re: Random: Switch 2 Leakers Called Out By Industry Veteran Hideki Kamiya

swoose

Nintendo entered mass production on the console before revealing it, for money (marketing considerations and Switch 1 sales). Thousands of supply chain employees became capable of leaking it, for money. And the most buzzworthy leaker this cycle was another manufacturer in Genki, who did it not for clout but for money.

Everyone's motivations in this are straightforward. Maybe you don't "blame" Nintendo for the leaks, but they have no right to be surprised by them.

Re: Feature: Everything You Missed In The Switch 2 Mario Kart Reveal - Characters, Features, Easter Eggs

swoose

Strongly doubt this is cross-gen, this is their golden goose to sell Switch 2s. It’s scaled down footage (not fullscreen) that’s in development still. The scale of the track and background details would not have been in MK8D.

That said I question the choice of using a desert track for our first look at the game, much like Splatoon 3 - like the western audience must all love deserts or something? And I agree they didn’t show any eye-catching new mechanic or scenery in this clip to really differentiate it.

Re: Talking Point: Is The Switch 2 Going To Be Too Big?

swoose

I’ve been banging this drum for a while as for me, the Switch was already too big and consoles like the DS Lite and GBA were the ideal size/weight for handhelds. I revisit them regularly. But that ship has sailed as the whole market is trending towards bigger and heavier units.

I’ll take the good with the bad - bigger size, reportedly without much added weight will make it a little more comfortable to hold, and the magnet attachments will hopefully make the controls less shaky. I’ll never understand the refusal to add ergonomics to the flat joy-con however. And here’s hoping for a Lite revision that isn’t pointlessly prevented from docking again.

Re: Switch 2 'Indentations' Make It Incompatible With Original Switch Dock, Says Genki

swoose

@Skoffo There’s no agreements between Nintendo and most accessory companies. These leaks are only possible because Nintendo chose to enter mass production on a console months before they reveal it or even announce its name. This made factory leaks to interested parties basically inevitable.

Nintendo’s strategy here is that only fandom weirdos like us will follow leaks from CES, while most of their audience will only hear about Switch 2 when ads for it are plastered on their TVs and phones. Leaks might not really matter, so they chose to focus on squeezing every last sale out of Switch 1.

Re: Fans Reckon The 'Switch 2' Joy-Con May Be Usable As A Mouse

swoose

Very cool and creative if this is true, but I find it funny everyone is hype for FPS games with such a narrow, makeshift mouse. For a shooting game, the Switch already has the best control scheme possible: gyroscope. Aiming in Splatoon is faster and more natural than any FPS I've ever played, and I grew up with classics like Quake and Unreal Tournament on mouse & keyboard.

Where mice ARE superior is being anywhere on screen and holding still there without any exertion, useful for games with lots of menuing like Mario Paint or Civilization.

Re: Rumour: New 'Switch 2' Photos Show Off A Very Legit-Looking Joy-Con

swoose

Notably there’s a legible serial number on this unit which can be input to Nintendo’s support page, and it shows a valid warranty already. This is a final retail Switch 2 joycon.

And shocker: it perfectly matches the 100 other leaks and renders we’ve seen of it already, which users here were calling lies and frauds. I’ll wait patiently for the posts admitting they were mistaken, which surely are forthcoming.

Re: Nintendo's Punch-Out!! Series May Be Dead And Buried For Good

swoose

The poor sales compared to other Next Level Games projects was probably the actual nail in the coffin. It’s the kind of series that will always be a legacy title but that doesn’t necessarily justify a brand new entry. And the 80s-90s stereotypes are part of the legacy.

The NES original holds up great as a lightning-fast single player arcade/puzzle experience, on CRT with zero input lag. To make it more accessible and multiplayer, the ARMS format makes way more sense.

Re: Those Switch 2 Leaks "Might Be Legit" According To A New Report

swoose

I don't really get the almost dogmatic hatred against leaks shown by some in these comments. Burned too much in the past? Some leaks are wrong, some are spot-on. The Switch 2 has had a notably consistent stream of leaks, shipping logs and the like, all corroborating each other, so fair to think it's a poorly kept secret at this point.

Whether or not the dock ends up having its own fan, I'd say feet on the back of the dock are a good idea. Some people have shelved setups where it's easier to fit things laid flat rather than standing up.

Re: Atlus Lead Explains Why Persona Protagonists Are High School Males

swoose

There's not really a good justification for it, so I wouldn't expect one from the developers. Wada may as well say something like "creative license" or "development reasons" and leave it at that.

I've been getting into the Rune Factory series and even a smaller team like Hakama have managed dual protagonists as of RF4 on the 3DS, and even that was long in coming... I can't imagine Atlus isn't capable.

Re: PSA: If You're Into Switch 2 'Leaks', It's The Wild West Out There Right Now

swoose

The main things I still want confirmed:

  • Hall Effect sticks. This feels very un-Nintendo in that it's like admitting something was wrong with the Switch's sticks in the first place, which they have never done, and adopting a solution that many other controller brands marketed first. I almost expect the Switch 2 to have some proprietary Nintendo stickbox that leaves it ambiguous whether or not drift is solved, since they won't acknowledge it existed.
  • Joycon ergonomics. This one is less likely, and the CAD renders have been inconsistent about the back of the console, but they all showed the joycon still being flat on the back. Now all the peripheral leakers incorporate a grip on the back of the joycon more like a Wiimote or WiiU gamepad. That could just be part of their case designs though. They correctly identify that nobody wants to hold up a slate-thin console for hours in 2025. Ergonomics are a solved problem. I really hope Nintendo fixed it themselves and aren't just leaving the issue to 3rd parties.

Re: Talking Point: Is It Time For HD-2D To Take A Break?

swoose

There will always be a place for 2D characters on 3D backgrounds, but this "HD-2D" brand has gotten too formulaic. I prefer other looks featured in this article like Sea of Stars, or fully pixeled games like Tengo Project is making.

For me, there's too much shadow in all the games up to Dragon Quest III, the text sizes are always way too small, and the UIs are never integrated in the pixel style.

Re: Random: Did Street Fighter 6's Next DLC Just Reference Sakurai's Famous Smash Quote? Some Fans Think So

swoose

What’s annnoying about this is Sakurai’s joke was at the expense of CERO, along the lines of “CERO has decided that Smash Bros is for good boys and girls” which makes it way funnier. But the localization left that out because they think we’re stupid and don’t know what a rating board is.

And so now english social media is full of “take THAT Sakurai!!” when he never passed that judgment on Mai in the first place.

Re: Talking Point: Can Sony And Microsoft Really Compete With Nintendo In A New 'Handheld War'?

swoose

I don’t think even Nintendo can outdo the Switch’s success. I think we’re facing an economic downturn, and some market saturation for handhelds (people satisfied with their Switches). The Switch was a runaway freight train in gaming and I think the Switch 2 can be a modest success, but lightning won’t strike twice. So I don’t expect a competitor handheld to take off either.

I hope that leads to more innovation in handhelds 2 gens from now, and especially to smaller form factors. People are buying pillow attachments to hold up their “handheld” pcs and consoles this gen, so their hands don’t fall asleep since the tech is so stupidly heavy. You can barely call them portable.

Re: 'Switch 2' Accessories Are Seemingly Already On Sale Via Chinese Vendors

swoose

It may have been tricky to make an article out of the blurry joycon & console footage from yesterday, since Nintendo was getting videos of it taken down. It's very obviously real. And not surprising, given how deep into production we are.

Nintendo waiting until 2025 to reveal this may as well have been saying "We're OK with you seeing our console from leakers first."

Re: Talking Point: What Would Be The Ideal Way To Play DS Games On 'Switch 2'?

swoose

If only there was a Nintendo-made peripheral that weighed only 8 ounces, supported all DS games natively, had a nice resistive touchscreen, and was so popular that Nintendo shipped like 130 million of them, so they’re easy to find everywhere. Oh yeah, that’s the Nintendo DS.

Play your DS games on DS, people. It’s a comfier and more portable handheld than the Switch anyway. A new “Nintendo Classics” DS mini product would be preferable to all the compromises listed here, but even that I think is wasteful and too soon.

Re: Opinion: Chrono Trigger Isn't The Only Great Time-Travel RPG On DS

swoose

I remember liking the grid-based battle system in this. Can't for the life of me remember why I fell off playing it, other than it being a full-length RPG.

I think I was playing the 3DS version, which has voice acting and some extra dungeons in exchange for new anime portrait art that got mixed reviews. The DS original had a more distinctive look for sure.