Nintendough proving they are the leaders of innovation by show casing all these brand new games... What's that? It's all remakes and sequels? Oh... Rip new ideas.
Damn the game feels so amazing compared to when I started 2 years ago. All the movement updates are insane and turn the lovely no build mode into a fast paced game.
Plus I've only spent $8 for two years of battle passes plus extras. Best value for your buck of any game on the market.
Had very low hopes since 11 was pretty meh as a whole package. Maybe with Saber on board it will run better than 11 did. Although the biggest problem was the crap show that is NSO's online. Never had so many disconnects and unplayable matches due to lag before. (other things, mainly f2p games have waaayy less problems)
Still, I'll be waiting for a deep deep sale on an inevitable ultimate kollection if I even bother.
Man I played the ever loving hell out of that game back on the Xbox 360 and I don't even like puzzle games that much. Definitely had lots of good RPG mechanics to keep me going.
Lol No. MK11 runs and looks horrible on the Switch, unless they've got Panic Button involved behind the scenes, it's going to be a steamy turd for switchers.
Might as well be showing us a completely different game if MK11 is any indicator of how horrible it will look and run on the Switch, as that's not the experience we will get.
Also I'm sure it will use rollback code and seems like every switch version of fighting games lacks that.
DX. Games are supposed to show a road map of human creativity through time. We've gone backwards now and it's become a soulless money printer now that ideas are gone and there's no reason to innovate when putting minimal effort into remaking something will yield better sales.
Only two weeks late with the review! But hey, we needed 50 articles about totk instead because this is a Zelda focused websi... Wait a minute... No it's not.
I honestly have no clue what links paraglider looks like in BoTW even after using it countless times. I'm sure some gullible people will happily pay for a piece of plastic to unlock a .jpg though.
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Re: Random: It's Zelda, Not Beyoncé, Who's Apparently Contributing To UK Inflation
And people wonder why the piracy subreddits are so popular...
Re: Super Mario RPG Is Getting A Remake This November, And It Looks Amazing
Nintendough proving they are the leaders of innovation by show casing all these brand new games... What's that? It's all remakes and sequels? Oh... Rip new ideas.
Re: Star Ocean: The Second Story R Is A Full-Blown Remake Of A Classic PS1 RPG
Probably my third favorite RPG ever.
Sadly it's just yet another "ideas in the industry are dead" remake so PASS.
@marandahir You just typed that on a device that could be playing it in under 5 minutes. Lmao
Re: EA Splits "EA Entertainment" And "EA Sports" In Massive Company Restructure
Great now I have two companies to avoid purchasing from instead of just one.
Re: Mario + Rabbids Sparks Of Hope "Should Have Waited" For Switch Successor, Says Ubisoft CEO
More like everyone knows a complete edition will be $20 in a few months..
Re: Feature: Our Predictions For The June 2023 Nintendo Direct
Silksong would be the only thing of interest to me most likely. Sadly that will be for Microsoft to unveil though.
Re: Master Detective Archives: Rain Code 'Mysteriful Limited Edition' Slightly Delayed (North America)
I've found games that use exceedingly long titles are usually trash.
Re: Soapbox: Fortnite On Switch Is Five Years Old, And I Have No Idea What It Is Anymore
Damn the game feels so amazing compared to when I started 2 years ago. All the movement updates are insane and turn the lovely no build mode into a fast paced game.
Plus I've only spent $8 for two years of battle passes plus extras. Best value for your buck of any game on the market.
Re: Popular Switch Piracy Subreddit Promoting Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Downloads Banned
Removed; user is banned
Re: Popular Switch Piracy Subreddit Promoting Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Downloads Banned
Trying to slay that hydra again? Yep, it sprouted two heads now.
Deddit is circling the drain as is, come July 1st it's going to be flushed anyway.
Re: Rain World: Downpour DLC Promises More Brutal Gameplay This Coming July
Wanted to like the game since it's a neat use of AI with all the critters doing their own things, just wasn't very fun.
Re: Random: Guillermo del Toro Praises Mario Movie For Moving Animation In Right Direction
Guillermo, your Pinnochio was 50x the film Mario was though..
Re: The Next Scarlet & Violet TCG Expansion Is A Throwback To The Original 151 Pokémon
When designs were actual designs and not filler or...ice cream.
Re: Best Switch Games In Nintendo's Hyper Max eShop Sale (North America)
Removed; user is banned
Re: Legend Of Zelda amiibo Might Be Getting Reprints Soon (North America)
Nice pantsuuuu
Re: Mortal Kombat 1's Switch Port Developers Have Been Revealed
Had very low hopes since 11 was pretty meh as a whole package. Maybe with Saber on board it will run better than 11 did. Although the biggest problem was the crap show that is NSO's online. Never had so many disconnects and unplayable matches due to lag before. (other things, mainly f2p games have waaayy less problems)
Still, I'll be waiting for a deep deep sale on an inevitable ultimate kollection if I even bother.
Re: Switch's "New Release Count" Has Increased By 21% This Year
Insert "we need Switch 2!! cuz graphicz!!!1" comment here.
Re: Exclusive: Horse Club Adventures 2 DLC For Switch Looks Freakin' Adorable
Need the Churchill Downs DLC where your horse has a 1 in 10 chance of dying from a race.
Re: Universal Provides A Sneak Peak At The Super Mario Bros. Movie's Bonus Features
I totally forget extras are still a thing since physical medium for film is pretty antiquated these days.
No idea who would want to sift through a hundred plastic cases instead of a couple clicks to be watching.
Re: Hands On: This Kitty Turned Out To Be Our Biggest Summer Game Fest Surprise
Cats rule and dogs drool.
Re: Disney Speedstorm's Toy Story Season Adds New Racers, Tracks And Game Modes
So they're going to kill off this f2p game by making it not free for ages? Disney sure is a cesspool these days.
Re: Feast Your Eyes On The 'Ultimate' Premium Pokémon GO 'Auto Catcher'
Perfect for all 20 people still playing it and love throwing money away on gimmicky junk!
Re: RPG Puzzler Might & Magic: Clash Of Heroes - Definitive Edition Heads To Switch Next Month
Man I played the ever loving hell out of that game back on the Xbox 360 and I don't even like puzzle games that much. Definitely had lots of good RPG mechanics to keep me going.
Re: Embracer Group To Make Severe Cutbacks After Absurd Spending Spree
In simpler terms "AI can do your jobs cheaper, bye bye". Even if companies can't come out and say it... yet.
Re: Summer Game Fest Will Return In 2024 After 'Record-Setting' Year
I'm a simple man, I see 'Nicolas Cage' and I click.
Re: Save Up To 50% On Games And DLC In Switch eShop Hyper Max Sale (North America)
Nothing there for me.
Did get a few chuckles from these "sale" prices compared to other systems though.
Re: Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney Trilogy Announced For Nintendo Switch
We removed your ability to buy these so we can sell them to you again.
Re: Resistor Is A Racing RPG That's An Explosive Mix Of Burnout And Mad Max
Just make a new Road Rash.
Re: UK Charts: Diablo IV Finally Sends Zelda: TOTK To The Dark Depths Of Number Two
Unsurprising. Ones a expensive expansion pack while one is the true sequel to one of the greatest games of all time. Long live Diablo!
@arnoldfranklin It's because people know it's an Ubi game and will be under $10 before long. Why buy now for almost triple that?
Re: Mega Man-Inspired Roguelike '30XX' Finally Blasts Onto Switch In August
Removed; user is banned
Re: Feature: Nintendo Fans Needn't Lose Sleep Over Foamstars, Square Enix's 'Splatoon Rip-Off'
Curious what non-Nintendough fanboys think of it.
Re: Mortal Kombat 1 Won't Feature The New Movie Character Cole Young
Well that's good. Was such a weird/dumb decision to center the film around a nobody.
Re: Hands On: Mortal Kombat 1's Stunning Presentation Has Us Anxious About The Switch Port
Lol No. MK11 runs and looks horrible on the Switch, unless they've got Panic Button involved behind the scenes, it's going to be a steamy turd for switchers.
Re: Rumour: Universal Closing "Big Deal" With Nintendo For Zelda Illumination Movie
Starring Chris Pratt as Link!
Re: Round Up: Every Switch Game Featured In The Summer Game Fest 2023 Opening Showcase
Voted Nic Cage even if I don't play that game anymore.
Re: Here's The First Bloody, Brutal Look At Mortal Kombat 1's Gameplay
Might as well be showing us a completely different game if MK11 is any indicator of how horrible it will look and run on the Switch, as that's not the experience we will get.
Also I'm sure it will use rollback code and seems like every switch version of fighting games lacks that.
Re: Pokémon Unite Lands New Update, Here Are The Full Patch Notes
A shame all of these mobile games that are ported to switch only run at 30fps (Omega Strikers too) compared to 60 on their mobile counterparts.
Blows my mind Overwatch 2 can run at a solid 30, but they can't make these mobile games with not that much going on in them run at 60.
Re: Blasphemous II's Blesses Us With August Release Date
Really wish I could get into the first as the art style is gorgeous... unfortunately it's just way too slow for me. Felt horrible moving like a slug.
Re: Round Up: 27 Switch Games Announced At Guerrilla Collective Showcase 2023
Cool a bunch of next year games. Tell me next year then.
Re: Talking Point: Which Version Of Zelda: Link's Awakening Is Your Favourite?
DX. Games are supposed to show a road map of human creativity through time. We've gone backwards now and it's become a soulless money printer now that ideas are gone and there's no reason to innovate when putting minimal effort into remaking something will yield better sales.
Re: Review: Convergence: A League Of Legends Story - A Fine (But Framey) Metroidvania
Only two weeks late with the review! But hey, we needed 50 articles about totk instead because this is a Zelda focused websi... Wait a minute... No it's not.
Re: Nintendo Switch Online - Every NES, SNES, N64, Sega Genesis, Game Boy, And GBA Game Available
Rent them like it's 1999 all over again, you don't even have to return them either, they just go poof!
Re: Dead Cells Tops 10 Million Sales As Evil Empire Teases New Projects
So... waiting until at least 2025 for a complete edition then, got it.
Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Dataminers Uncover Hidden Paraglider Fabric
I honestly have no clue what links paraglider looks like in BoTW even after using it countless times. I'm sure some gullible people will happily pay for a piece of plastic to unlock a .jpg though.
Re: Super Mario Bros. Movie Steelbook Already Being Shipped Out (US)
People still use ancient physical devices to watch movies? Wild stuff.
Re: Talking Point: Is Tears Of The Kingdom The Scariest Zelda Game Ever?
Uhh no, just no. Majors Mask was scary due to its time limit BS.
Re: Star Wars: KOTOR II 'Sith Lords' DLC Cancelled For Nintendo Switch
@Askalt Nows a good time to play them. Let your anger feed the dark side.
Re: Valve Confirms It Contacted Nintendo About Dolphin Emulator Coming To Steam
Nintendoughs anti game preservation efforts is why a majority of people with wavering ethics feel it's 100% morally correct to pirate from the big N.
Re: Review: XEL - Promising Zelda-Style Sci-Fi Adventuring That Falls Short On Switch
Soo I guess this never got patched to any degree then?
Re: Soapbox: Returning To The Great Plateau In Zelda: TOTK Felt Like Coming Home
If your home is full of empty boxes and has no furniture or decorations, than yes.