SteamEngenius

I only use gamefaqs (and not in ages) so none of this means much to me except cementing greed is a rampant mental illness that is actually celebrated.

@PBandSmelly It's 2022 and you don't use an ad blocker? What? Don't think I've seen an ad in years on my phone.

What a weird thing to say. Very apples to oranges comparing free games to full price ones.

That's like a chicken meat company saying "we're glad to not kill pigs!" for no reason at all except to get some pats on the back from the pork lovers.

I see that tactic is already working here though.

Ahh how I love the ever growing censorship to cater to the PC babies and wokies.

Or you could just play the phone port?

You people do have phones, right?

@sleepinglion Wrong. Witcher 3 played just fine on Switch and it's a hell of a lot newer than Skyrim.

Bayonetta, Mario and Rabbids and Overwatch 2 for me.

Funny how people still could possibly get upset at nudity of any sort in 2022 while the world is destroying itself and nukes are about to start flying any day now.

Weird creatures these humans.

@Konjus Weird outlook you got there. That's the equivalent of saying you'll never eat at (fast food place here) because you once got a single burnt fry. Companies are large. They can't control everything that happens. Add the problem of the metoo movement that's being used as easy paychecks and well...just a dumb POV to have. Going to sell your switch instantly if a Nintendo employee gets metoo'd?

Anyway I agree with @Divide_and_Wander . This seems like a pre Christmas listing they'll drop to 50% off to cash in on.

Cool to have her in it regardless of her allegiance, she's by far the best Mario chick.

@AcridSkull It is f2p. The best part of that is not needing the crappy NSO to play!

@sketchturner Because they do such a good job at being accurate! (sarcasm) Or $40 is for a "unlock everything" type of DLC. Or they're just completely wrong.

Definitely want to try Overwatch 2 if they took enough time to get it to run as well as Fortnite on the Switch.

This..is...news? Someone got fired. Woopdie do.

Ahh yes thanks for having me download a bunch of languages I don't read. Seems a bit late to do this, that's normally something that comes with the ga...oh yeah we buy half finished products now and wait for the rest, my bad.

Cool now they just need to put a 11 year old game on enough of a sale that would be worth buying a 11 year old game.

No, half off is not a sale ON AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD GAME.

@Fizza You do realize it's a free game and a business with one goal...to make money?

Why would they allow it to be bought with coins right away when there are kids willing to drop $10 just to say FIRST!!?

It's one week, you'll live.

Whoa didn't know they were doing a dual evolution thing? Unless I'm completely wrong it looks like you can pick to evolve into either one for it's final form.

Either way I got 28k coins and Scyther has been a top 3 favorite of mine since day 1 of the original game hitting the states, so will get him once the cash only payment method ends.

Been about 30 games I've had to go elsewhere to look up reviews.

Not wasting my time and doing your job for you though.

I tried it for a bit on PC and found it rather ugly with all the bells and whistles. Weird it still has issues on Switch since it's not all that much to look at outside of it's art direction.

Plus it bored me with the overused Dark Souls combat.

@BadPlayerOne Yeah because third parties porting and releasing old games totally decides when a new console will come out. (sarcasm in case it was missed)

Only really know Sableye but the wolf fella looks pretty cool as well. Have 28,000 coins saved so I'll probably get one.

Almost finished the grindy quests to get Mew as well.

They probably should have thought about it..and then did it.

Sure looks rather ugly 20 years later.

So much hassle for a game that plays and looks like total ass now.

I'm excited for it just so I can see all the disappointment from everyone looking in their rose tinted glasses at a 20 year old game that aged like beaver milk.

Oh and the fact you're paying monthly to RENT it only makes it that much more comical.

I enjoyed it when it came out and it's on sale for $2.50 so guess I'll give it another go for the gyro aiming alone.

@HXLXIII Weird place to brag about your pay but whatever gives you self worth.

Can't wait! Fortnite has simply destroyed time played against all the expensive games I have by a ton. Hope this will run decent enough for it to be a contender.

F2p is amazing.

@dojmin You don't need to pay for the horrible NSO to play f2p games online either, so that's even more of a win since there's no way I'm paying for that junk rental service ever again.

That's...not very many.

Seeing as how kids who react to videos of others reacting have more.

Guess it just means as a collective, we are a bad species.

Keep on delaying it if you want but it may never see the light of day if (most likely when) Putin hits his nuke button.

Bore of the Wild 2

Basically "we're too lazy to do a decent port".

None since a toaster can emulate these games without paying $50 a year to rent them.

Will never understand how someone could find that "game" enjoyable at all.

@ChibiSmoothie Rental Pokemon in a game on a service you have to pay monthly to rent said Pokemon game.

Poetic greed.

@bozz I doubt he even knows.

Gotta say that red album looks pretty awesome though.

Can't wait, one of the few games I'm actually looking forward to. Caring about graphics is silly and thinking a Switch 2 is coming any time soon with the state of the world is WAY more sillier.

The "official" SD card will go nicely with my designer suppository. Gotta pay extra for that brand name nobody will ever see.

Ahh yes port forwarding...brings me back 15 years ago doing that crap.

Good ol Nintendo always a decade behind the rest.

Ahh joy another bland ugly weeb hero that looks like it was designed by a 7 year old who just got their first box of crayons.

A crossover noone wanted*

Fixed the tagline for ya.

Won't be trying it on Switch, but I'll try it on the PC.

Can't wait for the tons of posts of people realizing it aged like rancid beaver milk. I doubt most people will put more than 30 minutes into it.

Was fun...25 years ago or whatever, not so much now, it's just bad in every which way but nostalgia can blind folks with its rose tinted glasses.

@Serpenterror You've never heard of Elon Musks internet Starlink clearly.

Bored of the Wild 2...

Guess we're stuck with these bland open world not-Zelds games for good huh? RIP Zelda, may the brave little fox from Tunic continue your journeys while Link runs around in boring open worlds.

Guess this is just one of the weekly articles about a guy who used to work somewhere.

I notice he didn't fall into the GTA remaster/remake/re$$$ cash grab trap it seems though.

Nothing of interest there to me. Maybe Demonschool just for the TRPG, but I don't really care about reliving highschool nonsense.

Kind of glad I'll be passing on this round of Splatoon, I don't miss the endless moon speak named try hards. While 2 was pretty fun, not enough changed to get me to bite on it.

No, my Cult would miss me.

I still find FitGirls prices to be the most attractive.

This is all starting to sound pretty cool. Will be my first true Pokemon game since Emerald.

But what will people do without their mediocre fighting game?

The only real limitation is their inability to make their game stand out after all these years.

Must be nice. I'd just emulate Splatoon 3 for the single player but gyro only works there with a steam controller, which I lack.

Imagine playing Splatoon without gyro.. shudders

Will pick up Curse of Lamb after some patches and maybe a sale and Curse to Golf seems pretty good as well.