Kyloctopus

Kyloctopus

That tenticle is organic...

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Re: Gamescom's Best Nintendo Game Award Scrapped Because Of "Too Few" Games

Kyloctopus

Gamescom’s awards, based partly on behind the scenes demos and a well edited trailer were already the dumbest part of the show. It’s not like a film festival, where critics are able to judge the whole product, instead you’re judging it upon a fraction’s fraction of the entire game. So, at least avoiding the Nintendo portion will speed things up a bit.

But still, separating awards by console is still dumb for the most part. No console, especially Xbox, produce many exclusives anymore. Last year’s best Xbox and PS games were Mortal Kombat and Tekken, both multiplatform, showing that this award is entirely moot. It’s something that was a lot more commonplace pre-PS4/Xbox One/Wii U and made sense then, but it’s so telling how pointless it is nowadays with Gamescom and a few other fringe publications being the only ones left to hand awards partly by console ecosystem.

Re: Talking Point: Will The Switch Ever Get A 'Nintendo Selects' Range?

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We’re well into the Switch’s lifetime where if they were doing that, we’d see it by now. Nintendo would rather want for you to take advantages of limited time sales or have promotions be tied to paying for Switch Online. Its the same reason why Switch models haven’t dropped in price.

I would like to see it though. I tried out Punch Out! through Wii’s Nintendo Selects line, as well as Star Fox 64 3D. The Switch is in so much of a good state right now that I haven’t played nearly every 1st Party game. If Animal Crossing, Mario Maker 2, ARMS, Mario Golf or Astral Chain were Nintendo Selects titles, I could easily see myself jumping on the chance to get them

Re: Nintendo Strips Team Jackpot Of Splatoon 3 World Championship Win

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I’m kinda surprised it took Nintendo a month to respond to this. It came to the point where I thought there was a chance it was going to get blown over. Thank goodness it’s not and everything they had fought for is taken away. Competitive Splatoon brings the community together and it was fun to see that during the championship.

Re: Surprise! New Splatoon 3 amiibo Are On The Way

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The amiibo look stunning. I definitely want to use Marie’s jacket in battle.

The Splatfest happens during the time of my vacation, so playing will be a bit tricky. But all the more reason to rep Team Present. But I need all the shirts and that goofy wristband.

Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition

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Honestly, this game looks much less exciting compared to what NES Remix and Ultimate NES Remix had. The aesthetic is uglier and really doesn’t have to be tied to NWC. They got rid of the remix challenges that changed the games slightly. There are no bonus modes like the NWC mode or Speed Mario Bros. It has less games than the Wii U Edition. And the multiplayer mode looks far less exciting beyond the base fact that Nintendo is still supporting 8-Player games. This feels like the Nintendo Switch Sports equivalent to NES Remix with less appealing content, in favor of attempting multiplayer features that will likely have little impact.

Re: Splatoon 3 'Summer Nights' Splatfest Is This Weekend - Which Team Are You On?

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@OctoCallie20 People love Big Man. Life is better with Big Man than without Big Man.

I think you take these themes too seriously. This game’s entire aesthetic is goofy and so are the themes. This one is supposed to emit summer vibes and it simply does the job, not to mention, they put the work into new music, new designs and setting decorations for a 2 day event. its still reinvigorating to plenty.

Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's GBA Library With Three More Titles

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The Legendary Starfy on DS is one of my least favorite Nintendo games for how oddly slow paced it was and for how bad the dialogue is. It’s neat that these games have come over for the first time though. Maybe I need to give these games a try just in case. After all, Super Princess Peach is adjacent to the series and that game was fun.

If Nintendo is willing to bring Japanese import GBA games…why not just release the Japanese ROM of Mother 3? In seriousness, this does open it up to bring Rhythm Tengoku and the Bit Generations games

Re: NBA 2K25 Scores September Release Date And A Trio Of Cover Athletes

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Vince Carter on the Legends cover is awesome to see. Seeing how teams could go decades without much identity and how the alternate expansion team, Vancouver Grizzlies, crashed and burned, Carter made Raptors fun to watch during his time and revitalized basketball. Despite being years well removed from the Championship team, there’s still an argument of him being the greatest Raptor.

Re: Surprise! Basketball Slams Onto Nintendo Switch Sports This Week

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So the grand total for Switch Sports is 8 sports. 3 from Wii, 2 from Resort and 3 original.

I put somewhere around the range of 150 hours in Switch Sports, but I don’t have interest going back to play this. Wasn’t a fan of Basketball in Resort, although the 3-Point challenge was a favorite in my household.

Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's NES Library With Seven More Games

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I’ve heard good stuff about Cobra Triangle over the years, it certainly seems to be another game that’s impressive to see run from Rare, like Snake Rattle and Roll

Golf is alright. It’s a bit tricky to get the hang of. Really pales in comparison to its successor with NES Open Tournament Golf.

Urban Champion is not good and wasn’t even good for its time. It’s a clunkier, slower, more frustrating Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em.

Mach Rider is north of good. I mean the music speaks for itself. That’s still a bop. It’s just very hard. It asks you to be perfect pretty immediately.

Shin Onigashima in Japan is kinda interesting. Kinda thought Mages would eventually remake that, similar to their work on Famicom Detective Club. But I feel like an NSO release kinda crosses it off the possibilities.

Re: Tales Of Kenzera: Zau Studio Is Reportedly Facing Layoffs

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Rough to see all of these EA Originals devs continually shedding talent, despite the revenue share reportedly being very generous to developers and most of these games getting decent marketing at the least. Immortals, Rocket Arena, Zau and Knockout City all faced similar issues, while It Takes Two is still breaking milestones and received GOTY awards.

With none of these games being necessarily bad and Take Two’s Private Division seemingly being a skeleton crew, I do fear that more games with the scope of most of these aren’t going to be taken on more in the future, especially with AAA devs greenlighting less games, hoping for bigger swings and Embracer trying to fill that mantle, but ended up going into trashfire mode.

Re: Talking Point: What Games Are You Nervous To Replay In Case They Don't Hold Up?

Kyloctopus

I don’t really have a concern in revisiting games out of a fear that memories don’t live up to the product. A lot of titles have jank or poorly aged mechanics and I find enjoyment in most of them

That being said, I do have bit of a different answer, of a game that I’m turned of going back on, and that’s the 2019 PS4/PC game, Wattam. I stopped playing partway through because it was too charming and enjoyful that it didn’t seem right to play the game all in one short go. During some time off it was revealed that the working conditions at Funomena were quite abusive and heated. I don’t know if I can have the same enjoyment going through the rest of Wattam without considering how much of a terror production was, in contrast to how cheerful of an aesthetic the game has.

Re: Splatoon 3 Reveals 'Summer Nights' Splatfest Theme & Dates

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Never been a big fan of beaches. I’ve spent summers on a beachfront cottage as a child and I’d still spend my day playing Shadow the Hedgehog and Tetris DS.

Don’t really see the value of a palace. Its just a roomier house. I’m currently house sitting as it is and I feel like this place too big for me.

Reserving a theme park sounds like an excellent opportunity to stack a day’s worth of fun activities. Some of my favorite days of my own life already have been spent in theme parks, so to have that opportunity without waiting or reserving sounds too spectacular.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (8th June)

Kyloctopus

Splatoon 3. This is presumably the last Big Run and an opportunity to save your time achieving scales with 3x the rewards. However, doing so means facing the Triumvrate, all 3 King Salmonid mega bosses. All 3 of them together is a lot. It’s chaotic and an incredible challenge, even with the buffed weapons and increased specials, but I love when Splatoon shows bite and has to show some challenge.

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl - Duel: Super Monkey Ball Adventure

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Other than Europe’s taking place in Zootopia (yes, that’s the actual name of Adventure’s amusement park setting), which I thought was really cool at the time. It really has nothing over North America’s. How do you make a Super Monkey Ball cover without putting him in the ball?