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Re: Random: Nintendo Pulls Drink Driving Game From Switch eShop

JohnnyC

Pfft. Get one of the GTA games for £20 or less, there's usually a level in there where you have to drive under the influence.

But yeah, the ratings board were clearly rubber-stamping stuff quickly for an early jaunt to the pub on the day this came through the office. "Colourful picture of a car? Probably a kids game, 3+ will do it, now grab your coat!"

Re: Poll: So, Will You Be Getting Super Mario Bros. Wonder?

JohnnyC

Looks great, but I'm genuinely enjoying working through my backlog at the moment. Currently having a blast with Pikmin 1, Tears of the Kingdom, Injustice 2 and GTAV. Aiming to get this at some point before Christmas once at least one of the above is finished.

Re: Best Nintendo Switch Horror Games

JohnnyC

Shout out to Metroid Dread and Tears of the Kingdom for the EMMI, Gloom Spawn and Like Likes, among others. Nicely tense sequences the first time you meet those evil beasties!

Re: It's Over, Microsoft Has Officially Acquired Activision Blizzard

JohnnyC

@HeadPirate To be clear, I have nothing against Starfield selling well or being an exclusive. It seems like a decent game as well. My point is simply that Microsoft didn't spend a fortune for the selfless reasons they've stated in their arguments. To use an unfortunately common gaming term, this is pay to win.

Re: It's Over, Microsoft Has Officially Acquired Activision Blizzard

JohnnyC

Everyone knows that for all their legal gymnastics and nice promises, Microsoft didn't spend $69 billion so they could help their competitors. Redfall, Starfield and Elders Scrolls 6 have become platform exclusives despite all the nice things they said at the time of the Bethesda acquisition. Expect Call of Duty to go through some kind of legal loophole so it will be a platform exclusive much sooner than the promised 10 years as well.

Re: Random: Footage Of Nintendo's Weird Zelda: Majora's Mask E3 Event Resurfaces

JohnnyC

This game coming out was the most hyped I've been for a Zelda game. After how breathtaking Ocarina of Time was (said it before, but there has been no change in gaming history as seismic as the move from 2D to 3D, despite what ray tracing and 60fps fanatics would have you believe) my anticipation to play more was through the roof. Have there been objectively better and more impressive Zelda games? Definitely, but November 2000 was a very special time in my gaming memory.

Re: Telltale Games Confirms Layoffs, With 'Most Of' The Studio Reportedly Gone

JohnnyC

First couple of seasons of Walking Dead were good. Wolf Among Us and Tales from the Borderlands were also good, but these were all more than 5 years ago. Can't think of anything they've done that I've been interested in for a while. It's sad for the staff, but if you're working for a company that provides a product or service that nobody wants then it's sadly just a matter of time.

Re: Mario Producer: Sonic's Same Week Release Is "An Interesting Coincidence"

JohnnyC

Read "interesting coincidence" as "f*****g moronic."

Why publishers repeat the same madness each year of releasing their biggest games within days of each other and never bother to take the time to understand why some of them disappoint is beyond me. Elden Ring released in March last year with little/no competition. Zelda this year in May, same story. Gamers don't have unlimited resources and there are plenty of bare spots in the year. There's loads of massive games coming out over the next two weeks, but frankly I've only got the time to play one of them. If I bought two or more, the others would be £50-£70 bookends for the weeks/months it took me to get around to them while I finished the game I was playing now. Good times for all the wealthy unemployed gamers though.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (September 30th)

JohnnyC

Got the Xenoblade theme on Tetris 99, tried the new tracks on F-Zero 99. Planning to go back to GTAV, as it's been part of my backlog for too long and I'm finally nearly at the end of it. I really enjoy playing it, but as it's very much not a game I can play with the family coupled with work pressures it's been difficult to find decent chunks of time to really get into it in long sessions.

Re: UK Charts: Pikmin 1+2 Blooms Into Its Physical Debut As Mortal Kombat 1 Leads The Pack

JohnnyC

@wazlon Switch is the only platform where there's an additional benefit to physical media on top of the usual arguments about content deletion, box art, trade-in etc. On the other platforms, games take up the same space on the hard drive regardless of whether you buy digital or physical. On Switch, many games take relatively little space on your memory card if you buy physical. One of the several reasons I buy physical on Switch where it's an option. I imagine in this instance, I'm not alone in wanting the complete Pikmin collection on my shelf, on the same format.

Re: Talking Point: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom DLC - What Would You Have Liked To See?

JohnnyC

New area? Hello there depths, wells, sky islands, caves etc.
Temples/dungeons? Already covered.
New enemies? Like likes, gleeoks, horoblins, etc etc already reporting for duty.
More side quests? If you're already at 100%, treat yourself to a Snickers but you probably don't need more Tears of the Kingdom at that point.

I'm happy to take Aonuma at his word: the game is full and complete.

Re: New Interview With Zelda Boss Suggests There Are No Plans For TOTK DLC

JohnnyC

It's a massive game which very few people will 100% anyway. Not convinced it's needed in this instance.

As for me, I beat the main campaign last Christmas, got all the koroks a few months ago, found the Zeus armour, and met Yoshi at the top of Hyrule castle. And it was too easy, so I used my old claranet as the controller.

Re: Poll: What Did You Think Of The Super Mario Bros. Wonder Direct Showcase?

JohnnyC

I'll get it as it looks like a lot of effort has gone into making it genuinely different from the "New" series, but it's out the same day as Spider-Man 2 so it won't be at launch. Still got a few titles from this year I've not got around to picking up that are higher on my wish list, like Street Fighter 6 and Pikmin 4. Been enjoying ploughing through the backlog though.

Re: Best Pikmin Games

JohnnyC

Worth pointing out that the New Play Control boxes had reversible covers, so you didn't need to live with the ugly white borders and 50% image if you happened to be burdened with a sense of taste.

Re: Random: Digital Foundry Says Switch 'Last Of Us' Clone Has "No Redeeming Features Whatsoever"

JohnnyC

I like the opening summary that the Switch eshop is the landfill of modern gaming. It's great that Nintendo encourages and supports developers of all sizes, but that eshop is dying for some proper curation. PS have been in bed with indie developers for years, but somehow the good stuff is always at the top of most of their lists. On the Switch, the rubbish is just haphazardly mixed in with the good stuff. And there's a lot of rubbish on the Switch eshop.

Re: Call Of Duty On Switch Is Back On After Microsoft Wins FTC Court Case

JohnnyC

Honestly, I wouldn't buy Call of Duty on a Nintendo console. Generally I'll always choose to play a game in the best quality possible, meaning there's only a handful of multiformat titles in my Switch library. Hopefully the Switch's successor closes the gap between Nintendo hardware and the PS5 and Xbox consoles.

Re: UK Charts: Metroid Prime Remastered Gets A Welcome Boost As Zelda Retains Its Crown

JohnnyC

Well-deserved. Metroid Prime Remastered and Tears of the Kingdom are the main games I'm playing on Switch at the moment. Picked up Metroid Prime in April, but didn't get around to starting it until a few weeks ago. Not very far as Tears of the Kingdom is getting the bulk of my gaming time, but enjoying it so far. Not many consoles get two all-time classics in the same year.