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Re: Online Play For Steel Diver: Sub Wars On 3DS Has Been Discontinued Early

JohnnyC

Get Radar Mission on the Game Boy app and that'll do me.

I accepted a long time ago that online functionality in games is a temporary feature, and the companies only have a duty to support it as long as there's a sensible community of players still regularly playing it. In the case of this game, I imagine it hasn't been viable for a long time.

As long as shutting down servers doesn't render an entire game that I've paid full-price for unplayable, I'm fine with news like this.

Re: Best Super Smash Bros. Games Of All Time

JohnnyC

I still miss the museum feature lacking in Ultimate featured in previous Smash games. Honestly, pay a couple of interns to type up a couple of paragraphs of useful tidbits on each of the Spirits. Even with the current number of spirits, that's like one or two weeks' work for a couple of people, including proof-reading.

The previous Smash games were a big part of my education on the history of Nintendo and it's a shame that feature has been left out of an otherwise definitive package.

With or without that caveat, I agree that Ultimate is the best of the franchise to date.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (January 20th)

JohnnyC

Hoping to finish Mario Wonder this weekend, and planning to go back to Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity for the first time in ages. Having a break from buying new games for a few months while I tackle the backlog, as I've convinced myself it's moronic with all that's going on in the world to continue to build up a pile of games that cost £30-£50 each that I don't actually have the time to play.

Re: Feature: 25 Nintendo 64 Games We'd Love To See Added To The Switch Online Expansion Pack

JohnnyC

In addition to some key titles on the above list (DK64, Diddy Kong Racing, Perfect Dark, Conker, Rogue Squadron), I add the following:

Tetrisphere, definitely.

Killer Instinct Gold - I'd prefer the SNES version, but ideally I'd like to see both on NSO. As a fighting game fan of the Street Fighter ilk, I've always had a soft spot for this franchise.

F1 World Grand Prix is highly unlikely, but I'd like to see it again.

I acknowledge that it's the lesser of the N64 Star Wars titles but I'd add Shadows of the Empire to that list. The way LucasArts are going though, I see that going multiformat as a standalone minor remaster rather than an addition to the NSO.

Re: Oh No, GameStop Is Closing Its NFT Marketplace

JohnnyC

I read that as "Oh no, GameStop is closing its money laundering service."

I've yet to see an explanation of NFTs that proves they're of any benefit to anyone aside from criminals. I'm amazed they've been permitted for this long.

Re: Poll: Pokémon Scarlet & Violet's Free Epilogue Lands On Switch Today, Will You Be Playing It?

JohnnyC

@Joriss I'm one of those. Pokémon is on my bucket list to get one eventually and give the series a go, as I finally did with Assassin's Creed a year or so ago when I played my first entry in that series (Valhalla). I actually had a Game Boy and was there in the 90s when everyone was going crazy for Red and Blue, but it never grabbed me personally. To date the only entry I own is Pokken Tournament, though I know that's not part of the core series. Didn't even install Pokémon Go when everyone was going crazy for that.

Ah well, one day.

Re: Unity To Axe 25% Of Its Workforce As Part Of "Company Reset"

JohnnyC

Heartless CEOs and shareholders who expect infinite growth on the same trajectory it was on during the pandemic when many people had more time and more disposable income. Moronic assumption and always has been, in any industry. And as with any industry, it's the hardest workers who care most about their trade who are suffering.

Re: Random: Hyrule's Shrines Serve A Secret Peace-Keeping Purpose, Says TOTK Director

JohnnyC

@Banksie Sometimes I think the guys in Nintendo enjoy the same special "ingredients" as the Marvel writers back in the 60s who took nonsense like "bitten by a radioactive spider", "exposed to a lethal dose of gamma radiation and somehow survived" and "shrinks the space between atoms" among other things and turned it into perfectly reasonable pop culture.

Whatever makes the magic happen!

Re: Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Makes The Final 5 Of "Players' Voice" At The Game Awards

JohnnyC

Baldur's Gate 3 or Tears of the Kingdom seem like worthy winners. Spider-Man 2 probably had more hype leading up to release, but I'm not sure anyone considers it an all-time classic like the other two. Genshin Impact doesn't make sense (I understand the eligibility criteria, but it still doesn't make sense to me) and while I understand Cyberpunk's patches and dlc have massively transformed it from what it was at release, I'd rather give credit to games that smashed it straight out of the gate.

Re: The Game Awards 2023: Where And When To Watch The Game Awards

JohnnyC

I'm not too bothered who wins what. If Tears of the Kingdom wins loads, fine. If it doesn't and Baldur's edges it, fine. Doesn't change that Tears of the Kingdom is one of the finest games ever made.

What I'm more interested in is the announcements. As someone who also owns a PS5, I really want Sony to end their silence regarding what their huge collection of first-party studios have been up to.

Re: Video: Batman Arkham Trilogy Side-By-Side Graphics Comparison

JohnnyC

Hard to justify this for £50 if Switch isn't your only gaming platform when the trilogy can be bought new for less than a tenner on other platforms (saw the PS Store is doing it for £7.50) and apparently in better quality. Like other third party titles (Bioshock, Borderlands etc), I expect this to be significantly reduced during the next year. No reason to rush for this at all.

Re: Feature: Why I Still Love My Wii U

JohnnyC

The barren patches and some of the mediocre first-party releases were tough to go through at the time (Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival was a particularly poor title from a major IP). Some solid games in the end, but now that most of the best ones are on the Switch it's becoming increasingly rare that mine gets used.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (November 25th)

JohnnyC

Picked up The Last of Us Part I on PS5. Been waiting for it to be on offer so this seemed as good a time as any. Yes, I'm an idiot but it's a great game. Already got everything I want on Switch that had a substantial discount. Probably be spending time on Last of Us and Tears of the Kingdom this weekend.

Re: Zelda's Voice Actor Would "Love" To Reprise Her Role In The Live-Action Movie

JohnnyC

Remember the "this will fail because Chris Pratt sounds nothing like Charles Martinet and Seth Rogan bears no resemblance to a monkey" comments? Sorry to say this, but just as I can't imagine listening to Charles Martinet's high-pitched Mario go through a whole script for 90 minutes, I'd struggle with the current version of Zelda at length as well. I've always found her vocal performance to be that of a complete wimp. Nothing against the actress, she was doing as the director asked and following the script, but a like for like portrayal stretched to two hours would get annoying fast.

Re: Talking Point: Which Zelda Game Should Be Adapted For The Movie?

JohnnyC

If they follow the Mario Movie template, they'll probably tell an original story that uses moments from the games. However, I expect Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom to have a particularly big influence based on the fact that they're the biggest sellers in the franchise and therefore more well-known. Like it or not, filmmakers are increasingly looking for as much of a "sure thing" as possible these days when they're shelling out hundreds of millions for production and marketing.

Re: Soapbox: Six Months Later, Tears Of The Kingdom's Sense Of Wonder Is Still Unmatched

JohnnyC

I've been playing it steadily since launch and am at 105 hours. (Not a lot of game time)

Finished the first three sages in the first month, but after setting off for the Gerudo sage I first decided to try and get as many shrines as I could, and then I decided to tackle some side quests/adventures. Just been doing that ever since and having a blast. This week I did the Lurelin Village series of quests. No spoilers, but it was an absolute pleasure.