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Re: Hands On: Rayman Legends Retold - Somehow, Legends Returned, But...Why?

JJtheTexan

I replayed Rayman Legends last year (Definitive Edition on Nintendo Switch). It still holds up great, looks great, and plays great. It's nearly perfect.

I get the sense that Ubisoft found a way to easily "upgrade" a beautiful UbiArt Framework game into 3-D, high-resolution via Snowdrop, and so they're doing this to make a quick buck without too much in the way of development costs. I know that sounds cynical, but I hope I'm wrong.

Re: Poll: How Do You Pronounce These Pokémon?

JJtheTexan

I always give the Pokemon I catch nicknames based on what I would call them, or mockeries of their official names. Examples include Metalgross, Dragondeez, Feesh, Axe Cop, Togetakiss, Copypasta, SpoonyBard, Red Guy, Aggro Bro, and Ihateit. See if you can guess which is which!

Re: Nintendo Download: 30th April (North America)

JJtheTexan

The weekly Nintendo Download used to be one of my favorite features and something I looked forward to every Thursday. It's been an indecipherable slop trough for a couple of years now. Nintendo Life staff, PLEASE do these differently! List the "featured" games (those from interesting indies and trusted publishers) and dump the obvious trash where it belongs.

Re: 'The Immortal John Triptych' Looks Utterly Absurd, And We're Here For It

JJtheTexan

I enjoyed The Procession to Calvary, but I didn't finish it. I think I got stuck on one of the areas and ended up losing a ton of progress, and just didn't want to go through all that anymore. It might be worth revisiting if there are a few more checkpoints, assuming that's what the developer means by QOL improvements. Regardless, the writing is great and it's one of the funniest games I've played in years.

Re: Best Fake OS Games On Nintendo Switch 1 & 2

JJtheTexan

@dartmonkey may I suggest another "Fake OS" title for a future list? Check out Needy Streamer Overload. Most of the game takes place in a simulation of a Vtuber streamer's PC desktop and streaming software. It's sort of a visual novel / dating sim, but it has some heavy, dark themes and is not appropriate for everyone.

Re: Japanese Charts: Combined PS5 Sales Can't Even Beat Switch Lite

JJtheTexan

Perhaps equally important to its price increases is Sony's decision over the last decade or so to basically surrender the Japan market in favor of North America and Europe. (I could swear I read something about this on PushSquare last year or the year before, but I can't find the original post...)

Re: Feature: A Look Back At Every Game Nintendo Life Scored 10/10 Over 20 Years

JJtheTexan

Loved this feature! It was a lot of fun looking back at the reviews for these great games. I generally agree with the majority, with a couple of exceptions (glares at Skyward Sword).

A few omissions, at least in my opinion:

  • Vampire Survivors (endlessly addicting, created an entirely new genre)
  • OutRun (either 3DS or Nintendo Switch, it's flawless)
  • Mega Man X (really the biggest omission on this list, I think)
  • SteamWorld Dig 2

Fire Emblem: Awakening perhaps also deserved a shout. It has aged exceptionally well

Re: Poll: Box Art Brawl: Duel - Mendel Palace

JJtheTexan

I somehow managed to play this game quite a bit when I was a kid, and I loved it. I'm quite happy to enjoy it again on the Nintendo Switch, though I've already been able to do that with its inclusion in the Namco Museum Archives: Vol. 2 collection.

Anyway, I don't care for either box art. I'd love to see a modern interpretation from the Game Freak artists!

Re: Nintendo Expands Switch Online's NES Library With Three More Games

JJtheTexan

All three of these games are already available on Nintendo Switch in the Namco Museum Archives collections, if you don't have a Nintendo Switch Online subscription. Either way, Mendel Palace is a bit of a hidden gem on the NES and well worth your time! Great visuals and music, and a few of the enemies look like sort of proto-Pokemon.

Re: Round Up: The Reviews Are In For The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

JJtheTexan

A movie, like a game, does not have to be considered "good" by critics in order to be fun and / or enjoyable. The first (animated) Super Mario movie wasn't particularly good, but it was still enjoyable for fans. I think this one will be much the same.

My cinephile girlfriend refuses to see it. Too hung up on films with a "coherent plot" and "strong cinematography." I'll go see it with friends lol

Re: Talking Point: Should Nintendo Have Kept The Mario Galaxy Movie Fox Reveal Under Wraps?

JJtheTexan

I wish I could just be surprised and delighted and blown away again by something just one more time. It's a great feeling! But it never happens anymore, because everything gets leaked, or in this case deliberately shown to everyone because some imbecile in Marketing thought it was a good idea.

Awesome surprise character in an upcoming movie? Nope, you're not allowed to be surprised. Surprise remake of my all-time favorite game? Not anymore! Someone leaked it for Internet Cred and Aura Farming or some nonsense.

This crap is why my enthusiasm for gaming and entertainment in general is nearly at a nadir. Nobody wants to surprise and delight anymore. They just want to make money.

Re: Acclaimed Arcade Racer 'Horizon Chase Turbo' Being Delisted From Switch eShop

JJtheTexan

I was livid when Epic bought Aquiris. I love Horizon Chase Turbo, and pretty much everything I feared has happened; Aquiris was no longer allowed to make racing games, but instead moved to being a Fortnite support studio. No more Horizon Chase games would be made after Horizon Chase 2. Now this absurdity: delisting a game that has no reason to be delisted!

HCT doesn't have licensed cars or tracks, and the Ayrton Senna DLC is licensed but could easily be delisted by itself if there's an expiring license involved.

My best guess is that the excellent soundtrack, composed by Barry Leitch, is owned by him and Epic doesn't want to renew it.

Epic sucks. Tencent sucks. Wall Street sucks. I hate what has become of the gaming industry.

Re: Random: A Classic Super Mario Cartoon Is Heading To MeTV Toons In The US

JJtheTexan

I loved The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! as a kid. I had some of the VHS tapes and re-watched them endlessly. Not sure it's held up well enough for me to watch it now, but at least it's available for everyone to enjoy now.

@dartmonkey wrote some years ago about a fan game in the SMBSS art style: https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/09/this_super_mario_bros_fan_game_will_fire_up_your_super_show_nostalgia

Re: Poll: What's Your Favourite 3DS Model?

JJtheTexan

The 3DS was my all-time favorite games system until I spent some time with the Nintendo Switch. I owned an original 3DS, a 3DS XL, a New 3DS XL, and a New 2DS XL. I still have the latter two. Such a wonderful handheld platform.

Re: Review: The Disney Afternoon Collection (Switch 2) - A Delightful Yet Difficult '90s Throwback

JJtheTexan

I have the original release on PS4. DuckTales is by far the best game of the bunch. DuckTales 2 is mostly OK. The Chip 'n' Dale games bored me, Darkwing Duck wasn't much fun, and TaleSpin is probably the worst Capcom game I've played this side of Trojan.

I'm still getting the Nintendo Switch 2 version of this because I've always wanted a physical copy, but overall I can't really recommend this beyond anyone with nostalgia for multiple games, curiosity about the new SNES additions, or just being a really big DuckTales fan like I am.

Re: Review: Virtual Boy For Switch 1 & 2 - Is It Really Worth Revisting Nintendo's Greatest Folly?

JJtheTexan

I have an original Virtual Boy, and I got this thing. @Damo is 100 percent correct in his assessment; the biggest problem is, then as now, the neck / back strain I experience even with the most ideal setup I can manage (VB on the very edge of my desk, office chair lowered all the way, sitting with the edge of the desk pressing against my stomach).

As an original Virtual Boy owner (I got one for Christmas in 1995), there is a ton of nostalgia here for me, but geez I wish Nintendo would just allow us to play the games on TV in 2D. There's no reason not to!

Re: Poll: How Would You Rate The Nintendo Classics Virtual Boy Launch Games?

JJtheTexan

The games are pretty decent overall. The problem is the Virtual Boy itself. I have an original VB, and the Nintendo Switch / NS2 accessory is an excellent, highly-accurate recreation... for better and for worse. I found it nearly impossible to set it up and play in a way that did not cause me severe neck and back pain from being hunched over.

I just wish we could play the games in 2D on a TV.

Re: 'Can You Use Labo VR Goggles For Virtual Boy Games On Switch?' & Other Nintendo Classics VB Questions Answered

JJtheTexan

I have my original Virtual Boy (I was one of those weirdos who got one new). I had it restored a few years ago to fix some common problems with the aging hardware, excitedly put it together and turned it on... and I had an intense headache within minutes.

I'm a sucker for punishment so I got the official accessory and I'll do it all over again. I'm like that guy from The Kids in the Hall who keeps pouring salt in his eyes in spite of repeated warnings to stop doing that.