OMG this retro hype needs to stop! This is going too far, developers making an ugly and antiquated game on purpose just to please some retro fanatics is simply wrong.
@Damo Any update on this, is it finally available for regular purchase?
On Kickstarter it seems like backers are still waiting for their units, even though the official post says everything has been shipped over a month ago.
@nintendolife You seriously need to find a way to make game titles distinguishable in your headlines, for example by making them italic. Otherwise nobody knows what you're talking about.
Example: Feature: I Am Dead Drops On Switch This September, And We Speak To The Devs To Find Out More
What's the title of the game? I? I Am? I Am Dead? I Am Dead Drops? (my personal favourite) I Am Dead Drops On? I Am Dead Drops On Switch? I Am Dead Drops On Switch This September? I Am Dead Drops On Switch This September, And We Speak? I Am Dead Drops On Switch This September, And We Speak To The Devs? I Am Dead Drops On Switch This September, And We Speak To The Devs To Find Out More?
Also why are all the words in the headline starting with a capital letter? @dartmonkey
I'm calling it, if cloud gaming should really work out as well as Google, MS etc. hope, then the next Nintendo platform will be more like a mix of Wii U and Switch:
You'll have your home console and a portable unit (or your own smart device?). The portable unit will somewhat resemble the Switch but will actually use cloud gaming. Maybe the portable unit could also have its own hardware, similar to the switch. But that would cost extra.
Sad to see the journalistic quality on NL drop into amateur territory in recent years.
"Outrageously fast racing" - That applies to any racing game, it's part of the genre! What a generic and meaningless point.
"The price is a car crash" - one of the worst puns I've ever read. Also since when is the price part of the score?
"Lacking in modern 'quality of life' features" - well yeah, it's an old game, what did you expect?
"Handheld mode is really blurry" - yeah, that's to be expected, it's handheld mode!
Hm while the similarities are definitely there, this one just looks really weird. The graphics are really incoherent, like they took pieces from different games with different art styles and threw them together randomly.
A few reasonable and a lot of ridiculous suggestions.
Super Mario 3D World - lol no thanks
Pikmin 3 - yes
Xenoblade Chronicles X - YES!
Star Fox Zero - only if the Switch finally gets dual screen support
NES Remix Pack - lol no thanks
Paper Mario: Color Splash - sure why not
Yoshi's Woolly World - sure why not
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD - absolutely NOT!
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD - absolutely NOT!
Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival - lol no
ZombiU - only if the Switch finally gets dual screen support
Project Zero: Maiden of Black Water - lol what?!
Sonic Lost World - sure why not
Deus Ex: Human Revolution - yet another port? ok fine, but only with gyro aim
Watch Dogs - I'd rather get a port of the upcoming WD, or at least WD2
Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed - no?
Devil's Third - lol you must be joking
"More recently, was the 'jump' to Splatoon 2 from the original game enough to warrant its existence?"
Seriously?! Splatoon 2 is so different from the first game, which makes this question utterly ridiculous.
Anyway... Galaxy 2 was what Galaxy 1 should've been from the start. Galaxy 2 raised the difficulty on a proper level (Galaxy 1 was too easy), it added the green bonus stars, which were even more difficult to find, and most importantly, it expanded on the 1.5-player co-op concept in a way that made it a sensible addition.
Playing Galaxy 1 in co-op was absolutely boring and superflous, but playing Galaxy 2 in co-op was absolutely necessary and delightful.
I will always regard Galaxy 2 as the true Mario Galaxy game, whereas Galaxy 1 is more like a failed prototype.
No thanks. Why would I wanna play crappy mobile games instead of playing on my Switch and PC?
And don't follow Apple's example, their products suck.
I don't even understand why this so-called "analyst" Michael Pachter guy is still getting a platform on Nintendolife. He's been wrong so many times, nobody should listen to his nonsense.
I absolutely agree, and that for many years now. It is an area where the Switch and even the Wii U have been lacking a lot. It would certainly enrich and diversify the Switch's library. But Nintendo just don't seem interested in making these games because they're no systemsellers...
The quote in the article is absolutely right. And I've been wondering at times if the ACNH team put some of those things in there with some irony, as if they wanted to point out or express certain things that are going wrong in the real world. And I'm pretty sure here and there they did. But all of that doesn't take anything away from the game - if anything, it adds to it and makes it even better.
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Re: Macbat 64 Brings N64-Inspired 3D Platforming To Switch Later This Week
OMG this retro hype needs to stop! This is going too far, developers making an ugly and antiquated game on purpose just to please some retro fanatics is simply wrong.
Re: Hands On: The Dongii Is A Switch Dock That Fits In Your Pocket, And We Love It
@Damo Any update on this, is it finally available for regular purchase?
On Kickstarter it seems like backers are still waiting for their units, even though the official post says everything has been shipped over a month ago.
Re: Random: Grand Theft Auto 3 Is Up And Running On The Switch, It's Just Not Official
Lol why would you wanna play GTA 3 when you could potentially have GTA 5 running on the Switch?!
Also that's not news, Homebrew always gets games running that are not officially on the platform.
Re: Legal Documents Suggest Monster Energy Is To Blame For Ubisoft's Gods & Monsters Name Change
Weird, the first association in my head was Justice League: Gods and Monsters, not some energy drinks.
Re: Death Squared Is Getting A Limited Edition Physical Release On Switch
This is certainly one of the best local multiplayer games on the Switch!
Re: Poll: What's The Best 3D Mario Game?
Galaxy 2, no doubt about that. It's still unmatched, every 3D Mario game that came afterwards was just utter crap in comparison.
Re: Yes, There's A Handheld-Mode Workaround For Super Mario Galaxy's Spin Move On Switch
Gyro of course, don't be silly.
Re: Feature: What's The Deal With Super Mario 64's "Shindou Pak Taiou" Version, Anyway?
@Terra That was very interesting and insightful, thanks!
Re: Retro Studios Hires Industry Veteran To Help Steer Metroid Prime 4 Development
Wow, that's quite a lot of shooter veterans (and a generally interesting mix of different game credentials).
Re: Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Calamity Co-Op Mode And Digital Pre-Order Bonus Confirmed
@ryancraddock "Next month"? It comes in November, that's over 10 weeks from now.
Re: There's A Super Mario Splatfest Scheduled For Splatoon 2 Next January
Hopefully they'll come to Europe too, so far it seems to be limited to North America.
Re: Where To Pre-Order Super Mario 3D All-Stars On Nintendo Switch
Oh but why did they leave out Galaxy 2? It's the best 3D Mario game ever made imho.
Re: Retro Studios Reminds Us It's In Need Of A Lead Producer For Metroid Prime 4
Damn so they've been without a lead producer for more than a half year?
Makes me wonder if the Metroid 4 project has come to a complete halt...
Re: Random: Epic Goes To War With Apple, Asks Players To "Join The Fight" And "Free Fortnite"
Finally someone is willing to fight this awful company!
Re: Nintendo Is "A Jewel" In The Industry And Has The Best First-Party Pedigree, Says Xbox Boss
"Anoimal Crossing"? @Damo
Re: Random: Shigeru Miyamoto Used To Smoke In The Star Fox Office
How on earth is this newsworthy, especially considering the content of it? Do you really want to promote smoking that way? @nintendolife @Liam_Doolan
Re: Hardware Review: Genki Covert Dock - The Perfect Travel Companion For Your Nintendo Switch
Hm nah, I'd still rather wait for the Dongii with built in BT audio.
Re: PES On Nintendo Switch Is "Getting Closer", Says Series Brand Manager
What is there to "get closer"? Just friggin do it!
Also I would love to get ports of ISS Deluxe, ISS64, ISS98 and ISS2000!
Re: Which Years Were These Classic Nintendo Games Released?
Do they not know Wikipedia exists?
Re: Feature: I Am Dead Drops On Switch This September, And We Speak To The Devs To Find Out More
@nintendolife You seriously need to find a way to make game titles distinguishable in your headlines, for example by making them italic.
Otherwise nobody knows what you're talking about.
Example:
Feature: I Am Dead Drops On Switch This September, And We Speak To The Devs To Find Out More
What's the title of the game?
I?
I Am?
I Am Dead?
I Am Dead Drops? (my personal favourite)
I Am Dead Drops On?
I Am Dead Drops On Switch?
I Am Dead Drops On Switch This September?
I Am Dead Drops On Switch This September, And We Speak?
I Am Dead Drops On Switch This September, And We Speak To The Devs?
I Am Dead Drops On Switch This September, And We Speak To The Devs To Find Out More?
Also why are all the words in the headline starting with a capital letter? @dartmonkey
Re: What Comes After Switch? Nintendo Discusses Plans For Future Game Consoles
I'm calling it, if cloud gaming should really work out as well as Google, MS etc. hope, then the next Nintendo platform will be more like a mix of Wii U and Switch:
You'll have your home console and a portable unit (or your own smart device?).
The portable unit will somewhat resemble the Switch but will actually use cloud gaming.
Maybe the portable unit could also have its own hardware, similar to the switch. But that would cost extra.
Re: Feature: 8 Games That Could Really Benefit From A Modern Remake On Switch
@dartmonkey Why is Skyward Sword not in this list? It needs an open-world remake.
Re: Random: Fans Have Made Their Very Own Splatoon 2 Instruction Manual
Hmm too bad it doesn't show the actual manual, only some pictures.
Re: Looks Like Apple Arcade's Zelda-Style Exclusive Oceanhorn 2 Is Jumping Ship To Switch
I think any game that takes inspiration from or even "clones" LoZ games should be praised for it! We need more games like BotW.
Re: Review: Burnout Paradise Remastered - Thrilling Open-World Racing Tempered By Blurry Visuals And A High Price
Sad to see the journalistic quality on NL drop into amateur territory in recent years.
"Outrageously fast racing" - That applies to any racing game, it's part of the genre! What a generic and meaningless point.
"The price is a car crash" - one of the worst puns I've ever read. Also since when is the price part of the score?
"Lacking in modern 'quality of life' features" - well yeah, it's an old game, what did you expect?
"Handheld mode is really blurry" - yeah, that's to be expected, it's handheld mode!
🙄
Re: Want Star Fox On Switch? Astrodogs Might Be The Next Best Thing For Now
Hm while the similarities are definitely there, this one just looks really weird. The graphics are really incoherent, like they took pieces from different games with different art styles and threw them together randomly.
Re: Respawn Entertainment Launches Apex Legends On Switch This Fall
@GrailUK Lol if there's anything you can count on, it's EA letting you down. Don't get your hopes up.
Re: UK Retailers Guilty Of Inflating Nintendo Switch Prices As Stock Remains Elusive
You don't say!
Thanks for informing us about this fact that no one could've ever have known otherwise.
Yet again, NintendoLife breaking the "news" to us. 🙄
Probably the best in the whole worldwide web in stating the obvious...
Re: Talking Point: The Time Is Right For Microsoft And Nintendo To Get Comfier With One Another
That would be really great!
Re: Random: FIFA Crowd Noises Will Be Used For Some Televised Premier League Matches
Nice! I was hoping they'd do that too.
Re: Reminder: You Can Download A Free Version Of Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics
Ok but how can I try out the other 47 games?
The should rename the trial to 4 Worldwide Games lol.
Re: Impressive Aerial Shot Of Super Nintendo World's Construction Surfaces Online
@RyanCraddock The Instagram source could not be found.
Re: The Outer Worlds Publisher Reveals Performance And Resolution Of The Switch Version
That's awesome!
Re: Feature: Potential Switch Port Round-Up - The Wii U Games That Haven't Come To Switch
A few reasonable and a lot of ridiculous suggestions.
Super Mario 3D World - lol no thanks
Pikmin 3 - yes
Xenoblade Chronicles X - YES!
Star Fox Zero - only if the Switch finally gets dual screen support
NES Remix Pack - lol no thanks
Paper Mario: Color Splash - sure why not
Yoshi's Woolly World - sure why not
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD - absolutely NOT!
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD - absolutely NOT!
Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival - lol no
ZombiU - only if the Switch finally gets dual screen support
Project Zero: Maiden of Black Water - lol what?!
Sonic Lost World - sure why not
Deus Ex: Human Revolution - yet another port? ok fine, but only with gyro aim
Watch Dogs - I'd rather get a port of the upcoming WD, or at least WD2
Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed - no?
Devil's Third - lol you must be joking
Re: Random: Every Nintendo 64 Game Ever Released Would Fit Onto A Single Switch Cartridge
Again, Nintendolife "breaking the news" here. Quality journalism...
If stating the obvious counts as news, I can't wait for the next NL article about how the sky is blue etc.
Re: Review: Journey To The Savage Planet - No Man's Sky Meets Metroidvania
Well that's too bad, without gyro aim I have no reason to buy it on the Switch.
Re: Feature: Super Mario Galaxy 2 - 10 Years Of Nintendo's Straightest, Greatest Sequel
"More recently, was the 'jump' to Splatoon 2 from the original game enough to warrant its existence?"
Seriously?! Splatoon 2 is so different from the first game, which makes this question utterly ridiculous.
Anyway... Galaxy 2 was what Galaxy 1 should've been from the start.
Galaxy 2 raised the difficulty on a proper level (Galaxy 1 was too easy), it added the green bonus stars, which were even more difficult to find, and most importantly, it expanded on the 1.5-player co-op concept in a way that made it a sensible addition.
Playing Galaxy 1 in co-op was absolutely boring and superflous, but playing Galaxy 2 in co-op was absolutely necessary and delightful.
I will always regard Galaxy 2 as the true Mario Galaxy game, whereas Galaxy 1 is more like a failed prototype.
Re: CD Projekt Red Celebrates 5 Years Of Witcher 3 With A Rocking Rendition Of Its Main Theme
"The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt turned five-years-old today"
Nope, it doesn't sound strange to say at all. The game is five years old.
Re: Nintendo's Quality Of Life Project Pops Up Yet Again In New Patent
I was afraid this interesting project had died with Iwata, but glad to hear it's still alive!
Re: Excellent Digital Art Software Colors! Is Making A Grand Comeback On Nintendo Switch
Oh wow, I wasn't aware the stylus goes into the headphone jack and is more pressure-sensitive that way. That's ingenious!
I was already planning on getting it, even though I thought it was just a regular stylus for capacitive touchscreens. 😂
Re: Nintendo Switch Is Getting A Piano App Later This Week
"may well be best suited for young, aspiring pianists rather than already-accomplished musicians."
You don't say!
Nintendolife breaking the news here.
Top quality journalism...
Re: Nintendo Reconfirms Release Windows For Major Switch Games, And It's A Pretty Small List
Who cares, there's only one that really matters and that's BotW2.
Re: Talking Point: Should Nintendo Create An Apple Arcade-Style Service For Smartphones?
A what?
No thanks. Why would I wanna play crappy mobile games instead of playing on my Switch and PC?
And don't follow Apple's example, their products suck.
I don't even understand why this so-called "analyst" Michael Pachter guy is still getting a platform on Nintendolife. He's been wrong so many times, nobody should listen to his nonsense.
Re: Random: "Games I Want Ported To Nintendo Switch" Twitter Hashtag Goes Viral In Japan
Well obviously we need an open-world remake or at least a remaster of Skyward Sword.
And then definitely a remaster of XCX and F-Zero GX.
Re: Soapbox: Switch Really Needs Games Like Excitebike 64, Wave Race, 1080° Snowboarding And, Yes, F-Zero
I absolutely agree, and that for many years now. It is an area where the Switch and even the Wii U have been lacking a lot.
It would certainly enrich and diversify the Switch's library.
But Nintendo just don't seem interested in making these games because they're no systemsellers...
Re: One Month Later, Animal Crossing: New Horizons’ Review-Bombing Is Only Getting Worse
"Animal Crossing: New Horizons’ Review-Bombing Is Only Getting Worse" and @Nintendolife is giving them extra attention to make it even worse.
Re: UK News Outlet Calls Animal Crossing's Nature Day "A Farce", Says It "Teaches Kids Toxic Lessons"
The quote in the article is absolutely right.
And I've been wondering at times if the ACNH team put some of those things in there with some irony, as if they wanted to point out or express certain things that are going wrong in the real world. And I'm pretty sure here and there they did.
But all of that doesn't take anything away from the game - if anything, it adds to it and makes it even better.
Re: Nintendo Should Create An Apple Arcade-Style Subscription Service, Claims Analyst
Oh how original... as if no one ever suggested that before. 🙄
Seriously, I don't understand why @Nintendolife keeps giving these so-called "analysts" and "experts" a platform for their nonsense.
Re: Witcher 3 Switch Dev Saber Interactive Is Co-Developing Crysis On Switch
"the same team that achieved the impossible, when it released The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Complete Edition on the Switch"
I'm getting really tired of Nintendo Life repeating this this untruth.
Nothing about porting Witcher 3 (or other games) is or was impossible.
Re: Void Bastards Brings Space Strategy Shooter Action To The Switch Next Month
I've been following this game for a while and I really hope they'll add motion controls to the Switch version!
@Kalmaro Why would it be profanity? 'Bastard' just means a child whose parents were not married when it was born.