Lol that's BS, those three lines symbolizing speech/animal sounds were not invented by Untitled Goose Game but have been a very common symbol for a long time.
Ok, so when I first read the intro "it’s a test of self-confidence for a grown man to take it to the shop counter", I was gonna jokingly say "that's so 90's!", because even though I'm aware a lot of people still buy physical releases, it doesn't make any sense to me (and I'm probably around the same age as this article's author).
But after the reading the whole article, I really have to say: where have you been all these years, grandpa?!
"Voice acting is not necessarily better"
Have you never played a Nintendo game before or how is that news to you?
And I'm like you, I usually spam 'A' on those dialogue boxes. But still I knew about the benefits they can have too, for a long time.
"the direct experience of doing it is almost endlessly engaging, even if the surface is the opposite."
That's one of the most basic things about video games, how can you have played them for decades without ever experiencing this?
"Push up to go up is a skill" and "Games are fun"
Again, this is not exactly news if you ever showed a non-gamer - at least not one that isn't old or unwilling to learn new things - how to play a video game.
Sorry if this sounds harsh, but none of the things you mentioned in the article are new or even specific to Animal Crossing.
Which says more about your gaming experience than about anything else. I'm baffled how you haven't learned any of these lessons in the previous decades? Those are pretty hard to circumvent.
You're totally right about point number 3 and 5 though, I give you that.
Seriously? How did you NOT see that coming? They said they'll make an announcement on April 1st, it was obvious from the start. I didn't think anyone took that announcement seriously to be honest.
I found that "From now on we'll stick with our Playstation 4." comment especially hilarious, since it means they'll have 0 islands on the PS4 instead of 1 on the Switch. ^^
Oh so he's JUMPING. That's pretty much the same as walking. I thought he used some glitches that made him hover or something. That makes it certainly less impressive. Sure, it might make the fights harder. But other than that? Anyone can jump around instead of walking.
I don't get why you would take screenshots in handheld mode when they're clearly inferior. But what surprises me even more is that @NintendoLife are taking the screenshots with the Switch itself instead of with a capture card, for example. How unprofessional.
No it definitely doesn't (unless you wanna spend a fortune long-term just to play Tetris99).
You don't even get dedicated servers for the money you pay them.
And cloudsaves shouldn't be tied to the service but available to everyone, as well as online play in general.
Oh whaaaaaat, this is on Switch now?! I loved this game on Steam, but never finished it. And as I found out in the comments under the review - oddly enough, the reviewer didn't mention it - the game has gyro aim for both the 1st and 3rd person perspective! Wouldn't even have thought about buying it without motion controls.
@Darkyoshi98 @evanac Thanks for mentioning this! You've done the job of @JamieSharp for him.
I don't understand how you could not mention this in the review. Whether a game (that includes any kind of aiming) supports gyro aim or not should be a standard requirement for any review on @nintendolife. Please make it so.
This is a no-brainer and one of the many features still missing on the Switch after almost three years... come one Nintendo, when are we finally getting a finished product here?
I don't play in handheld mode, so the only reason for buying a game on Switch instead of PC (or both) is gyro support, the most recent and prominent example being Overwatch (I have it on PC too but only play it on Switch). All the other multiplatform titles I have on the Switch are graphically not that demanding so it doesn't make a difference for those.
For any bigger title where it matters, I would always buy the PC version instead (unless I want built-in gyro support like in OW, because using the Pro Controller on PC still lacks a recentre camera option which has to be offerered by the game itself).
"While it's unlikely Nintendo would ever release a Zelda game or even an update for its existing titles that makes the Ring-Con compatible with them"
@Liam_Doolan
Uhm, explain to me why that would be unlikely? BotW got an update for Labo VR, adding support for the Ring Cons seems less costly and more likely in comparison.
Lol. In the age of digital releases, why would anyone order a PHYSICAL game from CHINA?! That's just stupid or simply unrealistic. I doubt anyone would do that.
This article is completely pointless and unnecessary.
Lol, Nintendo Life being late to the party as usual. This was already discovered 3 days ago.
@Cartune Lol what? Go back and compare the two games. They barely even look alike.
@LUIGITORNADO Seriously? It's a complete departure from Splatoon1. Completely new weapons, new modes, new maps, new lore, new DLC - so many things that weren't part of the first game or were improved!
There are better and cheaper portable monitors (look on Amazon etc), don't buy this overpriced crap just because Nintendolife is trying to sell it to you as a dedicated Switch accessory.
"previously you'd buy 23 keys, use them on 23 crates and would get 23 items. Now you have to buy 23 keys worth of credits to get one item. Yeah, this will not work"
I'm still amazed that people are actually so dumb to pay money for cosmetic items.
@ryancraddock I think you're drastically misreading their response.
Nowadays statements like "we don’t have any further information to share at the moment" have become the equivalent of a confirmation that a port is coming for the Switch.
That kind of statement has been used for a lot of eventual Switch ports.
And if that wasn't enough, they outright say that they "typically don't announce integrations with third parties in advance" which just means it's coming but they will only announce it right before the release.
Seriously? There's only one logical choice and it's not Link, Samus or anyone else.
Inkling/Octoling Boy/Girl (all as different skins of one character) is the natural choice because Splatoon and Overwatch are so closely related to each other.
Don't even think about adding any other characters before adding Splatoon characters to OW. That's a must!
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Re: Random: PS5 Controller's Create Button Looks Honkingly Familiar
Lol that's BS, those three lines symbolizing speech/animal sounds were not invented by Untitled Goose Game but have been a very common symbol for a long time.
Re: Gallery: New Screens Show Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition's Gorgeous Environments
Ok wow, this looks really great!
Wish XCX would get that remaster treatment as well...
Re: Xenoblade Studio Monolith Soft Actually Helped Out With Animal Crossing: New Horizons
I don't see how that's odd if they're already helped out with so many Nintendo titles (including previous AC games).
At this point it would be more odd if they hadn't.
Re: Random: Modder Guts A Nintendo GameCube And Turns It Into A Modern Gaming PC
@Zeldafan79 It's even easier with a Wii (also with GC backup discs).
Re: Feature: 6 Things My Three-Year-Old Taught Me About Video Games, Via Animal Crossing
Ok, so when I first read the intro "it’s a test of self-confidence for a grown man to take it to the shop counter", I was gonna jokingly say "that's so 90's!", because even though I'm aware a lot of people still buy physical releases, it doesn't make any sense to me (and I'm probably around the same age as this article's author).
But after the reading the whole article, I really have to say: where have you been all these years, grandpa?!
"Voice acting is not necessarily better"
Have you never played a Nintendo game before or how is that news to you?
And I'm like you, I usually spam 'A' on those dialogue boxes. But still I knew about the benefits they can have too, for a long time.
"the direct experience of doing it is almost endlessly engaging, even if the surface is the opposite."
That's one of the most basic things about video games, how can you have played them for decades without ever experiencing this?
"Push up to go up is a skill" and "Games are fun"
Again, this is not exactly news if you ever showed a non-gamer - at least not one that isn't old or unwilling to learn new things - how to play a video game.
Sorry if this sounds harsh, but none of the things you mentioned in the article are new or even specific to Animal Crossing.
Which says more about your gaming experience than about anything else. I'm baffled how you haven't learned any of these lessons in the previous decades? Those are pretty hard to circumvent.
You're totally right about point number 3 and 5 though, I give you that.
@Arcade_Tokyo
Re: PlatinumGames' Fourth Reveal Turned Out To Be An April Fools' Joke
Seriously? How did you NOT see that coming?
They said they'll make an announcement on April 1st, it was obvious from the start.
I didn't think anyone took that announcement seriously to be honest.
Re: Good Job! Is A Brand New Puzzler From Nintendo, And It's Out Now On Switch
Looks pretty boring to me.
Re: Star Wars Episode I: Racer Is Getting Remastered For Switch
Awesome! I'm not into Star Wars but I liked that game on the N64.
Re: Falcon Punch Is A New Nintendo-Focused Print Magazine, And It Sounds Amazing
Oh wow, this sounds amazing!
But... will they also sell it as an eMagazine? I doubt I'd wanna buy a printed version.
Re: Goosebumps The Game For Switch Is Another Code-Only Physical Release
This situation only exists because some stubborn people are still not making the necessary switch to full digital.
Physical releases are so 90's. Get over it!
Re: Angry Players Are Starting To Review-Bomb Animal Crossing: New Horizons
I found that "From now on we'll stick with our Playstation 4." comment especially hilarious, since it means they'll have 0 islands on the PS4 instead of 1 on the Switch. ^^
Re: Shadow Man Returns From The Deadside Next Year In A Fully Remastered Release On Switch
Oh nice!
I always wanted to play it back then, but only had the demo on PC.
Re: You Can Now Access Your Nintendo Switch eShop Wish List Online
Underwhelming; why can't I access the eshop from any browser?
Re: No Man's Sky Dev Hello Games Is Bringing The Last Campfire To Switch This Summer
After how they turned No Man's Sky around with all their persistence, passion and amibition, I'm curious to see any new game from Hello Games!
Re: Westwood's Classic Blade Runner Is Getting An Enhanced Edition On Switch
I loved this game as a kid, liked it way better than the movie (which I saw later). Can't wait to see the enhanced version!
Re: Random: Zelda Fan Beats Breath Of The Wild Without Link Taking A Single Step
Oh so he's JUMPING. That's pretty much the same as walking.
I thought he used some glitches that made him hover or something.
That makes it certainly less impressive. Sure, it might make the fights harder. But other than that? Anyone can jump around instead of walking.
Re: Site News: We're Changing The Way We Handle Switch Screenshots
I don't get why you would take screenshots in handheld mode when they're clearly inferior.
But what surprises me even more is that @NintendoLife are taking the screenshots with the Switch itself instead of with a capture card, for example. How unprofessional.
Re: Talking Point: Is Nintendo Switch Online Good Value Compared To PlayStation Plus And Xbox Live Gold?
No it definitely doesn't (unless you wanna spend a fortune long-term just to play Tetris99).
You don't even get dedicated servers for the money you pay them.
And cloudsaves shouldn't be tied to the service but available to everyone, as well as online play in general.
Re: A New Fox Emerges On Switch This Spring In Explorative Adventure Spirit Of The North
Who else got tricked by the click-baity title and thought it was about a new StarFox?
Re: Switch Exclusive Tilt Pack Might Just Be Your Next Competitive Multiplayer Addiction
While I welcome the addition of another Switch exclusive (there's still a lack of those), I found the trailer totally unconvincing.
I think a review would've been better instead of this rather unhelpful article.
Re: Random: Addicted To Fortnite? Try Playing Zelda: Breath Of The Wild, Says Psychologist
I don't see how this is a new discovery or even eyebrow-raising; anyone who's played Botw already knew this.
@Spoony_Tech Fortnite is not an FPS.
Re: Random: Fortnite Has Supposedly Contributed To Five Percent Of Divorces In The UK
Lol. I'd say those marriages weren't stable enough to begin with if a mere video game led to a divorce.
Re: Nintendo Reveals The Top 15 Most-Downloaded Switch Games In January 2020 (Europe)
MK8(DX) is kinda like GTA V, a title that just keeps on producing sales long after its initial release.
Nice to see Splatoon 2 in there.
Disappointed Overwatch is selling so poorly.
Re: Review: The Turing Test - A Likeable Portal-Style First-Person Puzzler
'Oh, and it doesn't have gyro aiming, which is a shame.'
@PJOReilly Thanks you so much for mentioning this! 👍
It's such an important piece of info nowadays, it can make or break a game (at least for some of us).
No gyro, no buy for me!
Re: Video: Oddworld: Stranger’s Wrath Gets Treated To Nintendo Switch Launch Trailer
Oh whaaaaaat, this is on Switch now?!
I loved this game on Steam, but never finished it.
And as I found out in the comments under the review - oddly enough, the reviewer didn't mention it - the game has gyro aim for both the 1st and 3rd person perspective!
Wouldn't even have thought about buying it without motion controls.
Re: Review: Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath - Despite Its Rough Edges, This Is Still Worth A Look
@Darkyoshi98 @evanac Thanks for mentioning this!
You've done the job of @JamieSharp for him.
I don't understand how you could not mention this in the review.
Whether a game (that includes any kind of aiming) supports gyro aim or not should be a standard requirement for any review on @nintendolife. Please make it so.
Re: Review: Soccer, Tactics & Glory - Unique Turn-Based Footy Action That's Not Always Nice To Watch
Anything with Lothar Matthäus on it/in it is not nice to watch.
Re: Random: Ever Wondered What That Weird Blob On Your Switch Screen Is? Nintendo Explains
Lol how could you not know that? It looks exactly like any other light sensor used in various devices over the past two decades.
Re: New ESRB Rating Suggests The Wii U Isn't Done With New Games Just Yet
We knew that already.
The Wii U is far from dead.
It's still receiving new games and people are still playing games on it.
Re: Talking Point: Would You Like Miiverse To Return On Switch?
This is a no-brainer and one of the many features still missing on the Switch after almost three years... come one Nintendo, when are we finally getting a finished product here?
Re: The Switch Online Mobile App Just Got Another Minor Update
Not worth writing an article for...
Re: Random: Pixel Artist Imagines What Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Would Look Like On The SNES
I don't get the point of this kind of thing but ok...
Re: Talking Point: How Often Do You Make The 'Switch Sacrifice'?
I don't play in handheld mode, so the only reason for buying a game on Switch instead of PC (or both) is gyro support, the most recent and prominent example being Overwatch (I have it on PC too but only play it on Switch).
All the other multiplatform titles I have on the Switch are graphically not that demanding so it doesn't make a difference for those.
For any bigger title where it matters, I would always buy the PC version instead (unless I want built-in gyro support like in OW, because using the Pro Controller on PC still lacks a recentre camera option which has to be offerered by the game itself).
Re: Mount Your Switch Or Switch Lite Onto Your Pro Controller With This New Accessory
No thanks. That sounds like a terrible idea, having to play with the added weight on the controller.
Re: Random: Ring Fit Adventure User Discovers A Healthy Way To Play Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
"While it's unlikely Nintendo would ever release a Zelda game or even an update for its existing titles that makes the Ring-Con compatible with them"
@Liam_Doolan
Uhm, explain to me why that would be unlikely? BotW got an update for Labo VR, adding support for the Ring Cons seems less costly and more likely in comparison.
Re: Poll: What Features Would You Want In A Switch 'Pro'?
My most wanted feature: no handheld mode! And all the benefits that come with not having to compromise.
Re: Feature: Game Of The Decade Staff Picks: Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
Possibly the best game of all times, written by the best writer NintendoLife ever had.
Re: Alienware Reveals Switch-Like Device Capable Of Playing PC Games
@Friendly It has 3 decades worth of games, so I'd say it has more exclusives than the Switch could ever have...
Also it doesn't have to be a Switch killer, they could just be two devices occupying the same market (hybrid gaming devices).
Only this one is vastly more powerful and can be used as a regular PC too, so it's more than just a gaming device.
Re: You're Not Dreaming, This N64-Style Platformer Really Is Coming To Wii U
"We assume that's the conclusion that Diplodocus Games has come to"
Or maybe they just like the Wii U better. It's still the better system in some regards, after all.
Re: You'll Want To Avoid Importing Physical Switch Games From China
Lol. In the age of digital releases, why would anyone order a PHYSICAL game from CHINA?!
That's just stupid or simply unrealistic. I doubt anyone would do that.
This article is completely pointless and unnecessary.
Re: Hey Nintendo, Can The Next Switch Update Look Something Like This Please?
And please can we get rid of that wasteful single-row menu and go back to tiles like the Wii U and virtually any smartphone or tablet have?!
Re: Splatoon's 'Happy New Year' Message Appears To Tease Something New
Lol, Nintendo Life being late to the party as usual.
This was already discovered 3 days ago.
@Cartune Lol what? Go back and compare the two games. They barely even look alike.
@LUIGITORNADO Seriously? It's a complete departure from Splatoon1. Completely new weapons, new modes, new maps, new lore, new DLC - so many things that weren't part of the first game or were improved!
Re: Hardware Review: C-Force Is Back With Another Portable Switch Screen, And We've Had A Go
There are better and cheaper portable monitors (look on Amazon etc), don't buy this overpriced crap just because Nintendolife is trying to sell it to you as a dedicated Switch accessory.
Re: Random: Hideo Kojima Wanted Konami's GBA Title Boktai: The Sun Is In Your Hand To Detect Garlic Breath
I would've loved that!
That's a whole new level of immersion (didn't know there was a gba title with a light sensor)!
Re: Metacritic Reveals The 50 Best-Reviewed Games Of The Decade, Nintendo Takes Top Two Places
#5 is a joke and Portal 2 should be waaaaaaay higher up on the list (at least #5 or maybe even #3).
Re: Psyonix Removes Loot Crates From Rocket League, But Not Everyone Is Happy
"previously you'd buy 23 keys, use them on 23 crates and would get 23 items. Now you have to buy 23 keys worth of credits to get one item. Yeah, this will not work"
I'm still amazed that people are actually so dumb to pay money for cosmetic items.
Re: 11,000 People Ask Spotify To Support Nintendo Switch, The Response Is Underwhelming
@ryancraddock I think you're drastically misreading their response.
Nowadays statements like "we don’t have any further information to share at the moment" have become the equivalent of a confirmation that a port is coming for the Switch.
That kind of statement has been used for a lot of eventual Switch ports.
And if that wasn't enough, they outright say that they "typically don't announce integrations with third parties in advance" which just means it's coming but they will only announce it right before the release.
Re: Glorious Scans Of A Forgotten 1992 F-Zero Novel Have Surfaced Online
@Patrick-Sukiyaki That's why there are letters and words in the article to explain it to you. Read them!
Re: 8BitDo's Zero 2 Is A Switch Controller That's Small Enough To Fit On Your Keychain
As if Joycons weren't bad enough, someone actually thought they could design a more terrible controller?!
Re: Jeff Kaplan Answers Which Nintendo Character He'd Most Like To See In Overwatch 2
Seriously? There's only one logical choice and it's not Link, Samus or anyone else.
Inkling/Octoling Boy/Girl (all as different skins of one character) is the natural choice because Splatoon and Overwatch are so closely related to each other.
Don't even think about adding any other characters before adding Splatoon characters to OW. That's a must!