@breach187 Pretty sure the average kid would be demanding a $10,000 check if they won

Finally, an election I’m actually excited for! Looking at the candidates, I think Valve Man looks fit to serve as President

Somehow got 12/12, with a couple of lucky guesses made

Neither my body or my wallet is ready

Probably, but not until summer

Give us Tekken 8 and maybe a little more info on Mega Man Dual Override and all will be forgiven

They’ll find a way to scrutinize this addition

@BTB20 I know MLB licenses it to Sony, but I said EA for some reason

@RobbySuave I meant MLB. My bad

Why would you give a card to the guy who’s one card away from victory?

Edit: Oh wait, EA forced them to make The Show a multi-plat series, in that case I don’t know why they’re skipping Switch 2 for now

Second Edit: Dang it I meant MLB

By doing this they’ve already given the haters something to call it: the worst April Fools joke ever

Give me Tekken or give me death

Obviously it will be Final Fantasy 7 Reggae, where it’s learned that Reggae’s body is ready for world domination, so naturally he needs to be stopped

@AussieMcBucket You say that like the Switch 2 gen is ending this year

I’m not a huge fan of either, but the NA/EU version is a little more boring. It is better box art, though, (I feel like JP could be the cover to a dozen or so Yoshi games), so maybe O should have gone with that?

I can only imagine the haters scoring it 1/10 on the basis that their imaginary GF left them for Cloud

@mlt The first gen? They’re all probably in the after life as we speak (remember the hanafuda days?)

As always, I wish these guys the best of luck

Is that a Wario reveal I smell?

@FlyingDunsparce

Sounds like

A) translation error

B) someone’s pulling our leg

C) NL screwed up and MK8DX got an update addressing that issue since it’s actually possible there

D) some people were somehow able to mod the game and use Kamek’s model or something like that

or

E) someone let the Kamek out of the bag

Definitely gonna try out team races in KOT

I’m sorry, but I cannot stop laughing at Yoshi’s facial expression

@UpsideDownRowlet I personally don’t see the point in arguments like that. New consoles being readily available in retail environments at MSRP is better than new consoles being incredibly scarce and thus immediately bought out when available just to be sold on the second-hand market at double the price.

P.S. Just feel the need to clarify that I’m aware you’re being sarcastic.

@MamaSymphonia To be fair, the PS3 was an advanced piece of tech with capabilities well beyond the previous generation of consoles. It probably would have done a lot better had the Xbox 360 not released a year earlier at a lower price

I’m personally more curious as to whether or not NSW1 has outsold PS2 yet

It’s Piranha Plant, isn’t it?

@BigBluePanda It’s a typo. It will actually stabilize all five senses

Congrats on the baby! Hopefully the AC franchise also has one in the oven

Got my pre order in a few weeks ago after playing the demo. So excited to finally play this after seeing a trailer for it back in 2020

@LazyDaisy Except that 99% of complaints about Nintendo and the Switch 2 are outright ridiculous. “Welcome Tour should have been a pack-in!” As if anybody would truly care if it were. “The games just aren’t as good these days!” Take off the nostalgia goggles. People 50 years from now are going to pretend that this era of gaming was the industry’s peak, just like how people today think the 64 is the greatest thing ever. “It’s incredibly overpriced!” The console itself? No. That’s just stupid. Xbox Series X consoles are going for $600 these days, and for our sanity I think we should avoid mentioning the PS5 Pro. Are the accessories overpriced? Yes. Very. Are the games overpriced? It depends. Mario Kart World and the Switch 2 updated version of SMPJ are definitely overpriced, but stuff like the BOTW and TOTK upgrades are fairly priced. “Nintendo is so money-hungry and has gone too far with its anti-consumer practices!” First of all, Iwata is gone. Only God knows if we’ll see a guy like him again. With that out of the way, we have to face the facts: it has always been this way. They sold the Virtual Boy. The 64. The Wii U. The 3DS. All of these consoles launched in underwhelming states, and the Wii U and 3DS were arguably more overpriced at the time compared to the Switch 2. Were the games cheaper? Yeah. Were they far more barren? Heck yeah. While many complaints about the Switch 2 are perfectly valid, most of them are completely overblown and aren’t going to lead to anything.

If they’re fine with it not selling, then by all means go ahead

That’s Doug Potato Head to you, you backstabbing murderer

If Capcom looks at the drama surrounding this game, we’ll probably never get Mega Man Legends 3

@Nintendontyouknow He’s like 25

Things like this make me question why people act like Nintendo hasn’t always been a petty company

@ButterySmooth30FPS There’s a cheaper region-locked variant in Japan, so that’s what’s probably selling

@AllBLK Do we need to call EA? You know, the founding father of such a trend?

Should it have been free? I dunno, probably, but for five bucks I find it hard to complain

Yeah, yeah. Where’s my stability upgrade?

@8bit-Man That’s also why they get more flack for when they DO mess up

@Switching Nintendo has very much screwed things up big time before. The Wii U saga, the later years of the Switch, the Switch 2 in its early months, and so on.

Years come and go, but stability is forever

Hope you enjoy your new job!

How is offering an extra 20% on trade-in value for those willing to go to another location adding insult to injury?

You are crazy if you voted JP

Let me put my glass on 🧐

Ah, yes, I see…hmm…

By looking at these images, it is clear that Nintendo is emphasizing the large hands of the adults, implying that a Nintendo Switch 2 XL is soon to release for those whose large palms make it uncomfortable to use the normal-sized device in handheld mode.

Thus concludes my research

Welp, that’s something. It might not be something interesting, but it’s something. Why do we keep acting like people buy amiibo for the functionality?

@Jokerwolf …it’s a different ball design that doesn’t do anything different from the regular ball. It will hardly be a noticeable difference.

Good start on what’s apparently their new year’s resolution

Hopefully this’ll encourage them to release the new Animal Crossing, SSB, and traditional 3D Super Mario game sooner rather than later (and a little cut on the price of accessories would be much appreciated)